michael21 advice thread

[michael21]

ask me anything :dance::dance::dance:

[Cherie]

Ok

[thesheriff443]

ask me anything :dance::dance::dance:

what lottery numbers should I pick?

[Cherie]

Umm :umm2: should I drop my fixed rate mortgage when it ends in a months time and move onto a life time tracker

[michael21]

what lottery numbers should I pick?

69 dude

[thesheriff443]

69 dude

it don't go up that high dude

[Kate!]

Will it rain on Sunday?

[michael21]

Umm :umm2: should I drop my fixed rate mortgage when it ends in a months time and move onto a life time tracker

i think you should forget about the boring mortgage and treat yourself to a big holiday :dance::dance::dance:

[Cherie]

i think you should forget about the boring mortgage and treat yourself to a big holiday :dance::dance::dance:

Good advice!

[Cherie]

Will it rain on Monday

[Kazanne]

I have a hole in my bum ,what can I do about it?

[thesheriff443]

I have a hole in my bum ,what can I do about it?

you crack me up

[michael21]

it don't go up that high dude

1.6
2.9
3.6+9 =15
4.15 +6+9=30
5 9-6=3
6.44

so 6 9 15 30 3 44

[michael21]

Will it rain on Sunday?

yes

Will it rain on Monday

no

[Kazanne]

you crack me up

:shocked:sheriff,get on the naughty step this is a serious thread:hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

1.6
2.9
3.6+9 =15
4.15 +6+9=30
5 9-6=3
6.44

so 6 9 15 30 3 44

thanks, will use them tomorrow.

[T*]

Do you have a phobia of dictionaries?

[thesheriff443]

:shocked:sheriff,get on the naughty step this is a serious thread:hugesmile:

im never off of that bloody step:bawling:

[michael21]

I have a hole in my bum ,what can I do about it?

i just look on your wall and if that you in the Profile i think i can jelp ypu and you hole :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[Kazanne]

i just look on your wall and if that you in the Profile i think i can jelp ypu and you hole :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

:shocked: Michael behave ,and yes that's me but on a good day:hugesmile:

[michael21]

:shocked: Michael behave ,and yes that's me but on a good day:hugesmile:

well you did ask :laugh:

is there anything else i can help you with

[Kazanne]

well you did ask :laugh:

is there anything else i can help you with

Well I'm sure I'll think of something:hugesmile:

[michael21]

Well I'm sure I'll think of something:hugesmile:

it going to be a busy night of advice giving for me :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[T*]

How old are you?

[Kazanne]

it going to be a busy night of advice giving for me :bawling::bawling::bawling:

Your doing a grand job so far Michael:hugesmile:

[michael21]

Your doing a grand job so far Michael:hugesmile:

true

[michael21]

michael21 advice is threading on twitter in second places threading on twitter i have a chair stuck up my ass :shocked:

[Kate!]

yes

no

Bloody favouritism. :hmph:

[michael21]

Bloody favouritism. :hmph:

it is indeed :dance:

[Ammi]

..I'm glad you are threading on Twitter, Michael...:flutter:..

[michael21]

..I'm glad you are threading on Twitter, Michael...:flutter:..

:love:

[Ryan57]

I took two people hostage on Wednesday. I have food for just one of them. Who do I give it to?

Betty, aged 54.
Or Dean, aged 27.

Or should I eat it myself, infront of them, for the lolz?

Edit: I should add, both haven't eaten since Wednesday when they shared an apple.

[Kate!]

:joker:

[michael21]

I took two people hostage on Wednesday. I have food for just one of them. Who do I give it to?

Betty, aged 54.
Or Dean, aged 27.

Or should I eat it myself, infront of them, for the lolz?

Edit: I should add, both haven't eaten since Wednesday when they shared an apple.

if you look to your right you will see sniper 1 and to your left sniper 2 behind you sniper 3 infront of you sniper 4 time to release the hostage :dance::dance::dance:

[Ryan57]

Turns out my curtains are shut. I see no snipers.

Due to no response to the question I guess I'm just going to have to let them fight for the food, like rabbid dogs.

[michael21]

:joker:

:joker:

[michael21]

who needs some

[Ramsay]

my ear is discharging some type of green puss. whatever will i do michael?

[michael21]

my ear is discharging some type of green puss. whatever will i do michael?

just use the other ear

[Cal.]

Iconic thread

I've hurt my foot but my other foot needs a rest when im walking my dogs, what should i do?

[michael21]

Iconic thread

I've hurt my foot but my other foot needs a rest when im walking my dogs, what should i do?

get on all 4 like your dog problem solved :dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Kizzy]

I have a hole in my bum ,what can I do about it?

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Mitchell]

I'm thinking of buying a post office.

Who shall I get insurance from and which brand of milkshake should I purchase

[JoshBB]

how do i get out of the bed in the morning when i'm really tired?

[Kyle]

how do i get out of the bed in the morning when i'm really tired?

A hose usually does the job pretty well.

[Firewire]

Michael I have an itch what should I do I cannot reach

[michael21]

Michael I have an itch what should I do I cannot reach

i need more info

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bye

[Crimson Dynamo]

I ate a large house spider and now i can feel it moving on my stomach

What to do?

[michael21]

I ate a large house spider and now i can feel it moving on my stomach

What to do?

eat a cat and it might eat the spider

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

m21

[Marsh.]

How do I tell my boyfriend I'm gay?

[GypsyGoth]

I'm watching RoboCop at the moment, but what movie should I watch next??

[Crimson Dynamo]

How do I tell my boyfriend I'm gay?

Get you wife to do it

[Marsh.]

Get you wife to do it

:unsure:

[michael21]

I'm watching RoboCop at the moment, but what movie should I watch next??

RoboCop 2 :idc:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

m21

[Marsh.]

Stop

[GypsyGoth]

RoboCop 2 :idc:

I don't think that's made yet, anyway I'm not too fond of this one. I will prob watch a horror when it's over.

[Mitchell]

Why do birds suddenly appear?