BBCAN2 Rankings Thread

[reece(:]

Go~~~~

Episode 1:

1. Sarah
2. Neda
3. Ika
4. Kenny
5. Jon
6. Heather
7. Anick
8. Rachelle
9. Kyle
10. Sabrina
11. Andrew
12. Adel
13. Paul
14. Arlie

Potentials:
1. Alison
2. Scott
3. Nate

[Liberty4eva]

Heather and Allison for me.

[Raph]

Not sure about all the rankings yet but my boy Kenny is where it's at :worship:

[LemonJam]

1. Adel
2. Heather
3. Sabrina
4. Jon
5. Sarah
6. Ika
7. Anick
8. Andrew
9. Neda
10. Rachelle
11. Arlie
12. Kenny
13. Paul
14. Kyle

Potentials:
1. Nate
2. Scott
3. Alison

[Samm]

1. Ika
2. Neda
3. Kenny
4. Sarah
5. Adel
6. Sabrina
7. Heather
8. Anick
9. Rachelle
10.Jon
11. Kyle
12. Andrew
13. Paul
14. Arlie

[jyunga]

I'm surprised people have Kyle so low. I know on the live show he looked like a douche bag but on the live feeds he's be actually quite funny and not over the top.

[Braden]

1. Anick
2. Kenny
3. Ika
4. Neda
5. Kyle
6. Heather
7. Sabrina
8. Sarah
9. Andrew
10. Jon
11. Rachelle
12. Arlie
13. Adel
14. Paul

[Firewire]

1. Ika
2. Neda
3. Sarah

idc about the rest yet

[Headie]

1. Ika
2. Neda
3. Sabrina
4. Anick
5. Sarah
6. Rachelle
7. Kenny
8. Jon
9. Kyle
10. Heather
11. Andrew
12. Paul
13. Arlie
14. Adel

Potentials:
1. Scott
2. Allison
3. Nate

[Headie]

I'm surprised people have Kyle so low. I know on the live show he looked like a douche bag but on the live feeds he's be actually quite funny and not over the top.

I agree, although I still think he's bottom half atm.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

How can we rank them when we dont even though who half of them are.

All I know is that Ika is a stuck up bitch, Paul is fat useless wannabe mastermind, and the girl evicted was clearly on drugs. Thank god for Heather.

[Samm]

How can we rank them when we dont even though who half of them are.

All I know is that Ika is a stuck up bitch, Paul is fat useless wannabe mastermind, and the girl evicted was clearly on drugs. Thank god for Heather.

Ika >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heather

[LemonJam]

1. Neda
2. Heather
3. Adel
4. Jon
5. Allison
6. Sarah
7. Andrew
8. Arlie
9. Rachelle
10. Ika
11. Sabrina
12. Paul
13. Kenny

[Macie Lightfoot]

I love LemonJam's ability to come back from the dead and be incredibly righteous with a Sabrina/Paul/Kenny bottom three <33333333 #flawless #iwokeuplikethis

ALSO I know Kenny has quite a few stans here for god knows what reason (besides Raph's thing about liking straight-acting gay guys, I'm not gonna use the h-word but you can read between the lines) but he called Ika ghetto trash this morning, and for that he needs to GET OUT.

[Mystic Mock]

At the minute.

1. Adel
2. Paul
3. Ika (I still like her despite being thick)
4. Arlie
5. Neda
6. Andrew
7. Sabrina (they both offer a lot to the show)
8. Jon
9. Kenny
10. Alison
11. Heather
12. Rachelle
13. Sarah

[Vladimir]

1. Neda
2. Allison
3. Adel
4. Heather
5. Andrew
6. Arlie
7. Kenny
8. Jon
9. Rachelle (is she actually in the house)
10. Ika
11. Sabrina
12. Sarah
13. Paul

[LemonJam]

I love LemonJam's ability to come back from the dead and be incredibly righteous with a Sabrina/Paul/Kenny bottom three <33333333 #flawless #iwokeuplikethis

ALSO I know Kenny has quite a few stans here for god knows what reason (besides Raph's thing about liking straight-acting gay guys, I'm not gonna use the h-word but you can read between the lines) but he called Ika ghetto trash this morning, and for that he needs to GET OUT.

:joker::love:

Kenny's just... awful for so many reasons. The hiding of his sexuality which is both unnecessary and a poor representation of the gay community, the way he's using someone as emotionally insecure as Sabrina (despite the fact she's a ****ing mess of a human but that's another story) and he's made some pretty nasty comments in general (calling Kyle a Neanderthal for pretty much no reason in his goodbye message and didn't he wish for someone completely random to fall down the stairs?) I hope the fanbase dies soon.

[Mystic Mock]

After tonight's highlight show.

1. Adel
2. Paul
3. Neda
4. Sabrina
5. Andrew
6. Arlie
7. Kenny
8. Jon
9. Ika
10. Heather
11. Alison
12. Sarah
13. Rachelle

So yeah I still want Paul to stay but I do feel sorry for Heather a little bit.

[Headie]

1. Adel
2. Paul
3. Ika
4. Neda
5. Rachelle
6. Heather
7. Alison
8. Jon
9. Arlie
10. Sarah
11. Sabrina
12. Kenny
13. Andrew

[Samm]

1. Ika
2. Neda
3. Adel
4. Paul
5. Alison
6. Rachelle
7. Heather
8. Sarah
9. Jon
10. Sabrina
11. Kenny
12. Andrew
13. Arlie

[jyunga]

Why do people like Paul? I can understand the dislike for the first5 and the appeal of Adel and Ika but I cannot understand Paul.

[Macie Lightfoot]

^bc He Is Contributing To The Show or whatever the typical BS excuse is

[Jack_]

Why do people like Paul? I can understand the dislike for the first5 and the appeal of Adel and Ika but I cannot understand Paul.

Because his delusion and the fact he thinks he's a mastermind when he's an idiot is ****ing hilarious

His DR's and chats to himself genuinely make me laugh. He's a mess, that's why I want to watch him

[Mystic Mock]

^bc He Is Contributing To The Show or whatever the typical BS excuse is

Do you hate entertainers or something?:joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

There are a lot of words that can be used to describe Paul. Entertainer is not one of them.

[Mystic Mock]

It's okay to post my new rankings tonight isn't it?

1. Adel
2. Sabrina
3. Andrew
4. Neda
5. Kenny
6. Ika
7. Arlie
8. Heather (nice, pretty, but out of her depth to get any higher on my list)
9. Alison
10. Jon
11. Sarah
12. Rachelle

[LemonJam]

1. Heather
2. Allison
3. Adel
4. Jon
5. Neda
6. Sarah
7. Andrew
8. Rachelle
9. Arlie
10. Ika
11. Kenny
12. Sabrina

[SoBig]

This is a good cast, but I find them to be very unlikeable. I only like Adel.

[Firewire]

1. Ika
2. Adel
3. Jon
4. Neda
5. Allison
6. Neda
7. Arlie
8. Heather
9. Sarah
10. Sabrina
11. Kenny
12. Andrew

[Samm]

Ika > neda > adel > Rachelle >>>>>> the rest

[Mystic Mock]

Update:

1. Adel
2. Sabrina
3. Kenny
4. Andrew
5. Neda
6. Ika
7. Heather
8. Arlie
9. Sarah
10. Alison
11. Jon
12. Rachelle (a pathetic waste of a HG)

[LemonJam]

1. Heather
2. Adel
3. Neda
4. Jon
5. Sarah
6. Allison
7. Arlie
8. Andrew
9. Rachelle
10. Kenny
11. Sabrina

[SoBig]

1. Adel

[Raph]

1. Kenny
2. Rachelle
3-10. The rest :p
11. Arlie :yuk:

[JTM45]

Kenny's your favorite and Rachelle's your second favorite Barker ?.......:facepalm:
With that top two i'm surprised you haven't got Sabrina and Andrew at 3rd and 4th!!! :conf:
There's no accounting for some people's taste i guess! :shrug:

Neda's still my favorite by a long way. She's a Goddess compared to most of the women in there!
I've got a soft spot for Heather too, mostly because she's the absolute antithesis of women like Sabrina and Rachelle. Those two rancid beyotches don't even deserve to breathe the same air as Heather.:hmph:

Most of the blokes in there are proving to be a real disappointment on the whole. Jon's OK but i think that's only because his male competition is just soooooo poor!
I hate Arlie's talking to the camera/viewers thing and Adel is just so transparently cliched and cringe worthy in his approach to the game. He must think the viewers are absolute *****wits if he thinks they're gonna' get onboard his "i'm doing this for the underdogs" cheese train! Astoundingly it appears that a large percentage of the viewers are indeed *****wits though because they're falling for it and it seems like he has a lot of support (online at least)!:facepalm::huh::facepalm: Just awful!!!!:yuk:
Thank god Paul went when he did because him and Adel together were unbearable! :bored:

1. Heather
2. Adel
3. Neda
4. Jon
5. Sarah
6. Allison
7. Arlie
8. Andrew
9. Rachelle
10. Kenny
11. Sabrina

Apart from Adel in second place that's a pretty good line-up LJ and more or less how i'd rank them (with Heather & Neda swapping positions and Adel moved down in between Arlie & Andrew).
If offered the chance to reconsider i think i (and probably most of the people who voted for her!) would gladly exchange Allison for either of the other two guys that we could have chosen. She seemed like someone who'd play a much smarter game than she actually is. She promised so much yet brought so little! What a wasted opportunity.:bored:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Kenny's your favorite and Rachelle's your second favorite Barker ?.......:facepalm:
With that top two i'm surprised you haven't got Sabrina and Andrew at 3rd and 4th!!! :conf:
There's no accounting for some people's taste i guess! :shrug:

It's probably still because Kenny is A Gay Who Acts Straight which omfg the latent homophobia in that :nono:

[Mystic Mock]

My opinion on the HG's at the minute.

1. Adel
2. Sabrina
3. Kenny
4. Jon (I actually can't believe that I'm doing this)
5. Sarah
6. Arlie
7. Heather
8. Neda
9. Alison
10. Rachelle

I like Heather and Neda but they really do need to be more entertaining, seriously they're gonna get to the end off not doing many offensive things in the game.

[LemonJam]

1. Heather
2. Adel
3. Jon
4. Neda
5. Sarah
6. Allison
7. Arlie
8. Rachelle
9. Sabrina
10. Kenny

[Munchkins]

1. Heather
2. Adel
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3. Neda
4. Jon
5. Sarah
6. Sabrina (Hate the bitch but god damn shes such a mess entertainment)
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7. Allison (Only good for a rub now :/ has no real connections)
8. Kenny (Self Righteous awful man)
9. Rachelle (Dead behind the eyes)
10. Arlie.. might seem a shock but hes going to be Peter i know it.. already talking to himself, thinking hes great, he's going to be the one i end up hating i know it

[Raph]

Jenna :worship: for putting Arlie at the bottom. By far my least favorite BB canada house-guest ever. He's SO annoying

[Raph]

1. Kenny
2. Rachelle
3. Sarah
4. Allison
5. Sabrina
6. Neda
7. Adel
8. Jon
9. Heather
10. Arlie

Most probably won't agree with me but I gotta support my main man Kenny and my crush Rachelle :laugh:

[reece(:]

Arlie and Peter are peas in a pod, both *****!!!!

But putting Heather 9th cancels out all sanity in your post Raph

[Raph]

Arlie and Peter are peas in a pod, both *****!!!!

But putting Heather 9th cancels out all sanity in your post Raph

Yes Arlie is my least favorite this year, and Peter was my least favorite last year! Both so incredibly annoying. Truth be told, Heather is only so low for being a bit of a bitch to Rachelle and alligning with Arlie and crew. Also for putting up Kenny. :p

[Jack_]

Have you not been watching the feeds Raph? It's Rachelle (and Sabrina) that have been the bitches towards Heather, making completely unnecessary nasty comments about her and isolating her for no reason at all. I'd say Heather's retaliation is more than justified

[Mystic Mock]

Arlie and Peter are peas in a pod, both *****!!!!

But putting Heather 9th cancels out all sanity in your post Raph

Heather is a nice girl but she's dull as dishwater, I totally agree with Raph on not putting her very high.

Anyway.

1. Adel
2. Kenny
3. Sabrina
4. Sarah
5. Jon
6. Arlie
7. Heather
8. Alison
9. Rachelle
10. Neda (spiteful cow)

[Mystic Mock]

My updated list.

1. Kenny (it probably means he'll get evicted now lol)
2. Adel
3. Sabrina
4. Sarah
5. Jon
6. Arlie
7. Heather
8. Rachelle
9. Alison
10. Neda

[JTM45]

Heather's my No.1 :thumbs:

She's played the best HOH week out of any of them and she's the most genuine person in there!

Kenny, Sabrina and Rachelle could die for all i care. Horrible people!!!:hugesmile:

[Raph]

1. Kenny
2. Sarah
3. Rachelle
4. Allison
5. Sabrina
6. Heather
7. Adel
8. Neda
9. Jon
10. Arlie :yuk:

[Raph]

Like:
1. Rachelle

Meh:
2. Sabrina
3. Allison

Dislike:
4. Heather
5. Adel
6. Jon
7. Neda
8. Arlie

[Raph]

Also Neda is such a bitch

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Favourites
1. Queen Heather
2. Adel
3. Arlie

Meh
4. Neda

Dont like
5. Sabrina
6. Alison
7. Jon
8. Rachelle

[LemonJam]

1. Heather
2. Adel
3. Jon
4. Neda
5. Allison
6. Arlie
7. Sabrina
8. Rachelle

[Raph]

1. Rachelle
2. Allison
3. Sabrina
4. Jon
5. Heather
6. Neda
7. Adel
8. Arlie

[reece(:]

1. Neda
2. Jon
3. Heather
4. Adel
5. Allison
6. Rachelle
7. Sabrina
8. Arlie

[Jack_]

1) Arlie
2) Heather
3) Adel
4) Neda
5) Jon
6) Allison
7) Rachelle
8) Sabrina

The top three are basically all on the same level, they've moved around the past few weeks

[Firewire]

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon
4. Adel
5. Allison
6. Arlie
7. Rachelle
8. Sabrina

[Raph]

1. Allison
2. Rachelle
3. Sabrina
4. Jon
5. Neda
6. Heather
7. Adel
8. Arlie

PERFECT OUTCOME AFTER THE POV. ALLISON IS FLAWLESS! :D

[Raph]

1. Allison
2. Rachelle
3. Sabrina
4. Jon
5. Heather
6. Adel
7. Neda

[Mystic Mock]

1. Adel
2. Sabrina
3. Rachelle
4. Jon
5. Alison
6. Neda
7. Heather

[LemonJam]

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon
4. Allison
5. Adel
6. Sabrina
7. Rachelle

[Mystic Mock]

There's only one person that deserves to win this now as they've played the best game, and been one of the best contestants this series in the form of entertainment.

1. Sabrina
2. Adel (likeable guy, entertaining but my god his a dumbass)
3. Rachelle
4. Jon
5. Neda
6. Heather

I can't help but feel that all this Jeda protection could be to help Heather and Heather is really dull and has done nothing to warrant the win.

[reece(:]

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon
4. Allison
5. Adel
6. Rachelle
7. Sabrina

[Raph]

1. Rachelle
2. Sabrina
3. Jon
4. Heather
5. Adel
6. Neda

[Firewire]

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon
4. Adel
5. Rachelle
6. Sabrina

[Jack_]

After the hilarious speech:

1) Adel
2) Heather
3) Neda
4) Jon
5) Rachelle
6) Sabrina

[JTM45]

Heather.

[Raph]

1. Rachelle
2. Sabrina
3. Jon
4. Heather
5. Adel
6. Neda

[LemonJam]

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon









4. Adel
5. Sabrina

[reece(:]

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon









4. Adel
5. Sabrina
Same

[Raph]

1. Sabrina
2. Jon
3. Heather
4. Neda

[JTM45]

1. Heather (while she's still there!)
2. Neda
3. Sabrina





4. ..........Jon

[LemonJam]

I'm conflicted about the cast overall. I love 1-4, like/indifferent about 5-9 then everyone else I mildly dislike [which is pretty hefty amount of the cast] so yeah BBCAN1 ****s all over BBCAN2 tbfh.

1. Heather
2. Neda
3. Jon
4. Allison
5. Sarah
6. Kyle
7. Anick
8. Nate
9. Scott
10. Adel
11. Andrew
12. Ika
13. Paul
14. Rachelle
15. Arlie
16. Sabrina
17. Kenny

[Raph]

I absolutely adored this season but here are my final rankings.

1. Kenny - What he stood for alone made him one of my favorite big brother contestants ever.
2. Neda - This is super ironic because I don't like her as a person at all and she was always super low on my rankings but damn was she a good player.
3. Rachelle
4. Sabrina
5. Kyle
6. Jon
7. Jon
8. Allison
9. Andrew
10. Arlie
11. Heather
12. Nate
13. Sarah
14. Adel
15. Ika
16. Paul
17. Scott

It's funny how the two extremities of gay guys made the top and bottom of my list. But honestly, what a flawless cast i'm so sad the season is over :( Apart from Paul and Scott I really liked everyone in there whether it was for game or personality.

[reece(:]

1. Neda
2. Heather
3. Sarah
4. Ika
5. Paul
6. Allison
7. Anick
8. Adel
9. Jon
10. Kyle
11. Rachelle
12. Sabrina
13. Scott
14. Kenny
15. Nate
16. Andrew
17. Arlie

[Macie Lightfoot]

I find this season really hard to rank! I think as a cohesive story BB2 is much better than BB1, but I wasn't nearly as passionate about the HGs as I was last year (Suzette <3 Gary <3 Jillian <3 etc.) So yeah it's about time for me to address some opinions :devil:

17. Arlie - atrocious. Peter Brown was awful, a wannabe Peter Brown isn't going to be any good. Faux masterminds who actually suck at the game but fool people into thinking they're good gameplayers by giving self-congratulatory DRs are without a doubt the worst post-Hantz archetype. Also he screams in the DR so goodbye. Also also, the way he dropped the First Five as soon as he found out Canada hated them and acted like it was part of some master plan was disgustingly disingenuous.

16. Kenny - idk what Raph thinks he stood for (homophobia oops?) but god Kenny sucked. Whiny and self-righteous, vain and malicious, and sorry but he's UGLY and that beard needs to go. I've already expressed my opinions on the whole literally "playing it str8" thing but I'm not willing to accept any stance other than that it's extremely offensive to the gay community when someone views their homosexuality to be a handicap. Sorry Kenny, your handicap was your abhorrent personality and playing it str8 served absolutely no purpose. Also his coming out was FAKE AS **** and just a last minute ploy to get Canada to not hate him for being part of the First Five.

15. Andrew - it's really a miracle that he's not last. Everyone knows why Andrew sucks: calling a Heather a dumb bitch for not picking Kenny in the PoV, needing to be held back when Ika shredded his letter from home, thinking it was cool to do the First Five symbol while kissing Allison, etc. It's the Jeff Schroeder complex of expecting everyone to willingly play your game and then getting upset when people go against you for their own benefit. Part of what saves him from being last place is how delicious his eviction week was.

14. Allison - what a disappointment! Had a disgustingly boring showmance with Andrew and that was about it? I don't get how people care about her, she was dull and boring and kinda pathetic. Keep apologizing to Canada about the awful game you played, nobody gives a ****.

13. Rachelle - I don't know what Raph liked about her game or her personality because both were nonexistent! Her obsessive Heather hatred was not a cute look and she didn't understand when people didn't target her, like ****. It was hilarious and sad how pathetic she was, completely latching herself to Sabrina even when Sabrina made it clear (through a sock puppet!) that she'd vote her out if she had to. She really is just the mere shadow of Sabrina but at last she paid her respects and voted for her to win at the end <3 also she loved Peter Brown ew die.

12. Anick - sorry I'm not about the love revolution at all! I like Talla but have a lot of reservations about her, so naturally someone trying to recreate Talla's character (which is really a recreation of Nikki Grahame when you think about it?) isn't going to sit well with me. Anick just tried way too hard and it was more pathetic than cute.

11. Paul - Paul left me more exhausted than anything? His first week was awful and he sucked the fun out of the season with his HoH, and then making false racist and (somewhat false) sexist accusations isn't a cute look at all. I think he was my least favorite initially? Luckily for him, more people got awful and Paul became more of a joke (the wine H/HN comp :joker: and then the Paulina thing lolwhat) but he was still really exhausting and held the season back a lot with his presence.

10. Nate - Nate doesn't serve any other purpose other than dividing the good from the bad :o)

9. Kyle - his pre-show bio was abhorrent and I was really scared we were getting another Tom Plant. We kind of did with Andrew but that's neither here nor their. Kyle was a really weird presence because would just show up and give "funny" DRs and then fade back into nothingness. He was a nice guy I guess, but I don't care about him at all, just happy we really dodged a bullet with him.

8. Scott - Scott is definitely The Better Type Of Gay (sorry Raph and other forum homophobas) but I still don't think he would've been that great. I was all about him but then he appearance on the Side Show after Arlie's eviction kinda turned me off on him and I'm not really sure why. I'm not super passionate about him but come ON he should've been put in over Allison for realsies.

7. Sarah - has a ****ty taste in friends and allies but was easily the most sensible and likable person out of the First Five. Was like the only person to be reasonable about #Lettergate so that's some major points. But then again she's like BFFs with Kenny so ew? IDK, Sarah was fun as a narrator I guess. The circumstances of her boot were kinda odd to me? I'm struggling with things to say so no thx.

6. Adel - even though he had a pretty positive edit, it was kinda low-key so I was surprised with how #Buzzworthy he was. But yeah, Adel was fun! He was really excitable and always talked with a :D face so that was funny and cute. Had a good taste in allies (NOT Paul and Kyle but the Sloppy Seconds duh~) and his hatemance with Sabrina was great. His nomination speech was obviously hilarious with all the dramatics and making Rachelle cry <3

5. Jon - Not Neda. His win is kinda hard to swallow because it should have been Neda but Jon's still likable and funny and The Goofie Newfie. I guess that having a generic white male winner makes up for Emmett somehow losing last year?

4. Ika - oops I need to change who it says my favorite is. Ika's good but not exactly great? She's a good character and gives great DRs (I've tried to work 'werkin' like a hooker on Young Street' into my daily lingo) but god her HoH reign was disastrous! It sucked to watch her hate Heather like the rest of them but at least she turned it around by the end! Also #Lettergate was the defining moment of the season and gains points for making Kendrew lose it.

3. Heather - this top 6 is all great btw. Heather was awesome as the lone outsider and was giving me major Deana vibes at first. She's cute and lovable and ^_^ and relatively shrewd and astute as a gameplayer? She kinda faded into nothingness in the middle/end of the season but all and all she had a great arc and was awesome so gj gurl.

2. Sabrina - shocker? I just need to start off by saying that it's actually offensive that some people on this forum praise Evel Dick, Amanda Zuckerman, I don't even know if I should bring BBUK into it but I could list a bunch of objectively awful people who provide "moments", but Sabrina is universally loathed on here? I'm sorry but **** that, Sabrina provided more moments than anyone else combined and they were hilarious. Like, Sabrina's obviously a terror when she's in power, but when she's out of power? Oh my god, Sabrina out of power is an amazing demon. Her good TV meltdown, her meltdown because she invited Allison to her house AND SHE MEANT IT, her relationship with Adel, the way she took over Jon's interview with Arisa to steal the final moments of the show. It's hard to believe such an absurd human being exists but she definitely did GinaMarie's cockroach shtick better.

1. Neda - ice queen robbed goddess <3 what isn't there to love? Rightfully sure of herself, doesn't take **** from anyone, hates being talked down to, fun relationships with the other HGs, entertaining gameplayer (idc how strong or weak your game is, that doesn't make you a good or bad HG.) Like, throwing away all the condiments to weaken Kenny for the DE, drawing a dead face on the balloon to represent Arlie's game :joker: what's not to love?

[Samm]

I find this season really hard to rank! I think as a cohesive story BB2 is much better than BB1, but I wasn't nearly as passionate about the HGs as I was last year (Suzette <3 Gary <3 Jillian <3 etc.) So yeah it's about time for me to address some opinions :devil:

17. Arlie - atrocious. Peter Brown was awful, a wannabe Peter Brown isn't going to be any good. Faux masterminds who actually suck at the game but fool people into thinking they're good gameplayers by giving self-congratulatory DRs are without a doubt the worst post-Hantz archetype. Also he screams in the DR so goodbye. Also also, the way he dropped the First Five as soon as he found out Canada hated them and acted like it was part of some master plan was disgustingly disingenuous.

16. Kenny - idk what Raph thinks he stood for (homophobia oops?) but god Kenny sucked. Whiny and self-righteous, vain and malicious, and sorry but he's UGLY and that beard needs to go. I've already expressed my opinions on the whole literally "playing it str8" thing but I'm not willing to accept any stance other than that it's extremely offensive to the gay community when someone views their homosexuality to be a handicap. Sorry Kenny, your handicap was your abhorrent personality and playing it str8 served absolutely no purpose. Also his coming out was FAKE AS **** and just a last minute ploy to get Canada to not hate him for being part of the First Five.

15. Andrew - it's really a miracle that he's not last. Everyone knows why Andrew sucks: calling a Heather a dumb bitch for not picking Kenny in the PoV, needing to be held back when Ika shredded his letter from home, thinking it was cool to do the First Five symbol while kissing Allison, etc. It's the Jeff Schroeder complex of expecting everyone to willingly play your game and then getting upset when people go against you for their own benefit. Part of what saves him from being last place is how delicious his eviction week was.

14. Allison - what a disappointment! Had a disgustingly boring showmance with Andrew and that was about it? I don't get how people care about her, she was dull and boring and kinda pathetic. Keep apologizing to Canada about the awful game you played, nobody gives a ****.

13. Rachelle - I don't know what Raph liked about her game or her personality because both were nonexistent! Her obsessive Heather hatred was not a cute look and she didn't understand when people didn't target her, like ****. It was hilarious and sad how pathetic she was, completely latching herself to Sabrina even when Sabrina made it clear (through a sock puppet!) that she'd vote her out if she had to. She really is just the mere shadow of Sabrina but at last she paid her respects and voted for her to win at the end <3 also she loved Peter Brown ew die.

12. Anick - sorry I'm not about the love revolution at all! I like Talla but have a lot of reservations about her, so naturally someone trying to recreate Talla's character (which is really a recreation of Nikki Grahame when you think about it?) isn't going to sit well with me. Anick just tried way too hard and it was more pathetic than cute.

11. Paul - Paul left me more exhausted than anything? His first week was awful and he sucked the fun out of the season with his HoH, and then making false racist and (somewhat false) sexist accusations isn't a cute look at all. I think he was my least favorite initially? Luckily for him, more people got awful and Paul became more of a joke (the wine H/HN comp :joker: and then the Paulina thing lolwhat) but he was still really exhausting and held the season back a lot with his presence.

10. Nate - Nate doesn't serve any other purpose other than dividing the good from the bad :o)

9. Kyle - his pre-show bio was abhorrent and I was really scared we were getting another Tom Plant. We kind of did with Andrew but that's neither here nor their. Kyle was a really weird presence because would just show up and give "funny" DRs and then fade back into nothingness. He was a nice guy I guess, but I don't care about him at all, just happy we really dodged a bullet with him.

8. Scott - Scott is definitely The Better Type Of Gay (sorry Raph and other forum homophobas) but I still don't think he would've been that great. I was all about him but then he appearance on the Side Show after Arlie's eviction kinda turned me off on him and I'm not really sure why. I'm not super passionate about him but come ON he should've been put in over Allison for realsies.

7. Sarah - has a ****ty taste in friends and allies but was easily the most sensible and likable person out of the First Five. Was like the only person to be reasonable about #Lettergate so that's some major points. But then again she's like BFFs with Kenny so ew? IDK, Sarah was fun as a narrator I guess. The circumstances of her boot were kinda odd to me? I'm struggling with things to say so no thx.

6. Adel - even though he had a pretty positive edit, it was kinda low-key so I was surprised with how #Buzzworthy he was. But yeah, Adel was fun! He was really excitable and always talked with a :D face so that was funny and cute. Had a good taste in allies (NOT Paul and Kyle but the Sloppy Seconds duh~) and his hatemance with Sabrina was great. His nomination speech was obviously hilarious with all the dramatics and making Rachelle cry <3

5. Jon - Not Neda. His win is kinda hard to swallow because it should have been Neda but Jon's still likable and funny and The Goofie Newfie. I guess that having a generic white male winner makes up for Emmett somehow losing last year?

4. Ika - oops I need to change who it says my favorite is. Ika's good but not exactly great? She's a good character and gives great DRs (I've tried to work 'werkin' like a hooker on Young Street' into my daily lingo) but god her HoH reign was disastrous! It sucked to watch her hate Heather like the rest of them but at least she turned it around by the end! Also #Lettergate was the defining moment of the season and gains points for making Kendrew lose it.

3. Heather - this top 6 is all great btw. Heather was awesome as the lone outsider and was giving me major Deana vibes at first. She's cute and lovable and ^_^ and relatively shrewd and astute as a gameplayer? She kinda faded into nothingness in the middle/end of the season but all and all she had a great arc and was awesome so gj gurl.

2. Sabrina - shocker? I just need to start off by saying that it's actually offensive that some people on this forum praise Evel Dick, Amanda Zuckerman, I don't even know if I should bring BBUK into it but I could list a bunch of objectively awful people who provide "moments", but Sabrina is universally loathed on here? I'm sorry but **** that, Sabrina provided more moments than anyone else combined and they were hilarious. Like, Sabrina's obviously a terror when she's in power, but when she's out of power? Oh my god, Sabrina out of power is an amazing demon. Her good TV meltdown, her meltdown because she invited Allison to her house AND SHE MEANT IT, her relationship with Adel, the way she took over Jon's interview with Arisa to steal the final moments of the show. It's hard to believe such an absurd human being exists but she definitely did GinaMarie's cockroach shtick better.

1. Neda - ice queen robbed goddess <3 what isn't there to love? Rightfully sure of herself, doesn't take **** from anyone, hates being talked down to, fun relationships with the other HGs, entertaining gameplayer (idc how strong or weak your game is, that doesn't make you a good or bad HG.) Like, throwing away all the condiments to weaken Kenny for the DE, drawing a dead face on the balloon to represent Arlie's game :joker: what's not to love?

I agree most of this but not Sabrina, Heather and Jon

[Macie Lightfoot]

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Sabrina giving us good TV <3

[reece(:]

loved that evaluation troy <3

disagree a bit with allison, paul and sarah though