What should you discuss on a date?

[Jake.]

I'm taking a girl out to dinner next friday and I don't want her to get bored lol

[King Gizzard]

''Did you know Mugabe backwards is ''E Ba Gum''

[Marsh.]

Your bowel movements. Emphasis on the colour and consistency.

[Roy Mars III]

tell her you have 16,000+ posts on a Big Brother internet forum, she will be putty in your hands after that

[Benjamin]

TiBB

[Tom4784]

The Discussion of 16th Century knitting techniques is a guaranteed panty dropper.

[Jake.]

no I'm being serious actually help please lol

[Mystic Mock]

I'm taking a girl out to dinner next friday and I don't want her to get bored lol

1. Twilight Saga
2. One Direction
3. How big her boobs are
4. Get her some Flowers
5. Compliment her dress
6. Any famous Film star that she likes

[Drew.]

Just let it flow naturally Jakob. Looking down at a napkin for conversation topics you've written down won't work.

[Loukas]

LOL at all of these replies

Find common interests with her, so talk about topics like hobbies, music, tv ect. Then if there is chemistry between the 2 of you the convo should just flow naturally :)

Good Luck, let us know how it goes :spin:

[Shaun]

say nothing, just take a bunch of selfies. she will be in awe of your swag.

(or just act casual and ask about her work/pets/favourite shows/music)

[Jake.]

Just let it flow naturally Jakob. Looking down at a napkin for conversation topics you've written down won't work.

I'm not going to right anything down haha, just don't want things to dry up.. We know a bit about eachother already so idk

[Kyle]

Tell her you have a finger that could make the Sahara desert wet.


After that you won't even need to say a word.

[Mystic Mock]

Sing Dappy's No Regrets.

It's a heart of a winner straight away.

[Shaun]

you should hire nathan to play a stranger who comes up and asks for your autograph because he's seen a load of your pornos.

[Jake.]

say nothing, just take a bunch of selfies. she will be in awe of your swag.

(or just act casual and ask about her work/pets/favourite shows/music)

#lemmetakeaselfie

[Jack_]

Just talk about what each of you do (work, education), what you want to do in your life, if you're near enough the same age (I assume you are) maybe reminisce about old times (it doesn't matter if you weren't part of each others lives, nostalgia is always fun) at school, TV shows, music etc, look at the weeks news and bring a topic up and it may start a discussion (nothing too controversial though)

idk, good luck

[Roy Mars III]

hire someone to pretend to choke and then you sweep in and save them

[Kate!]

Jake.

Ignore all these fiends ^^

(Except Loukas)

Ask her how her days been and take it from there. Talk about your own day. Once the ice is broken you'll be fine :)

[Kate!]

Jake.

Ignore all these fiends ^^

(Except Loukas)

Ask her how her days been and take it from there. Talk about your own day. Once the ice is broken you'll be fine :)

[Jake.]

LOL at all of these replies

Find common interests with her, so talk about topics like hobbies, music, tv ect. Then if there is chemistry between the 2 of you the convo should just flow naturally :)

Good Luck, let us know how it goes :spin:

Just talk about what each of you do (work, education), what you want to do in your life, if you're near enough the same age (I assume you are) maybe reminisce about old times (it doesn't matter if you weren't part of each others lives, nostalgia is always fun) at school, TV shows, music etc, look at the weeks news and bring a topic up and it may start a discussion (nothing too controversial though)

idk, good luck

Jake.

Ignore all these fiends ^^

(Except Loukas)

Ask her how her days been and take it from there. Talk about your own day. Once the ice is broken you'll be fine :)

thanks y'all

[Z]

Ask her about herself, if you can't think of anything to say then ask her questions about her life, her interests, just keep it open and the conversation will flow :)

[Cherie]

hire someone to pretend to choke and then you sweep in and save them

:laugh2:

[Kyle]

Tell her about the finger. You have to do it Jake.

[Jake.]

Ask her about herself, if you can't think of anything to say then ask her questions about her life, her interests, just keep it open and the conversation will flow :)

Thanks :) I guess knowing stuff about her already might help to bring up topics

[GiRTh]

No politics and no religion. Dont want any arguments.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i don't know

[Z]

Yeah steer clear of talking about exes as well

[Jake.]

Yeah steer clear of talking about exes as well

I don't really have any

[Z]

I don't really have any

Fingers crossed that she'll be the one!!!!1

I mean obviously it'll be sad when you break up but then when you go on future dates you can feel smug about not bringing her up

But yeah also don't ask her about her exes, if someone's talking about exes on a first date it suggests that they're not over them

[Firewire]

greg's feet

[Jake.]

Fingers crossed that she'll be the one!!!!1

I mean obviously it'll be sad when you break up but then when you go on future dates you can feel smug about not bringing her up

But yeah also don't ask her about her exes, if someone's talking about exes on a first date it suggests that they're not over them

Thanks for the advice Greg, hopefully it works out, it's looking promising though :)

[Jake.]

greg's feet

that's for my pleasure only, not sharing the pictures with her

[Z]

greg's feet

girl

[thesheriff443]

wear a hidden camera and a wire and we can talk you thru the date!

[mizzy25]

Ask her about herself, ie her job, what does she like to do? maybe ask if she watches bb? even if she doesn't like bb it always gets a response. so ask her do u like bbb? she says yes, your sorted u talk about bb. she says no, u say oh well what do u like?

[MTVN]

Asking her how her day's been is the only thing you'll need to say all night, she'll bang on about it for hours

Am I right fellas?

[thesheriff443]

Asking her how her day's been is the only thing you'll need to say all night, she'll bang about it for hours

Am I right fellas?

and we will listen, if it means a bit of lip service at the end of the evening:hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

Aids is popular now, being the subject of an oscar winning movie and all, so talk to her about that.

[Firewire]

Aids is popular now, being the subject of an oscar winning movie and all, so talk to her about that.

aids is not a fashion statement, claudia. god, you're so 80s.

[Shaun]

ask her who her favourite Chaser is

if she says paul just leave without saying anything

[Natalie.]

Talk to her about the weather and alex turner

[Smithy]

ARTPOP

[Shaun]

talk only in limericks, but try and do it subtly

[Jake.]

ARTPOP

this is why you're single

[Niamh.]

Just let it flow naturally Jakob. Looking down at a napkin for conversation topics you've written down won't work.

this ^

[lily.]

I'm not going to right anything down haha, just don't want things to dry up.. We know a bit about eachother already so idk

Bring some KY Jelly.. in case things dry up.

[Z]

Try and get as far through the lyrics of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody as you can without her noticing

[lily.]

Ask her if she enjoys participating in a spot of fisting.

[Z]

Every time there's a pause in the conversation try and give her some helpful cliché words of advice but confuse them every time, so for example "the sky's your oyster" or "don't look a gift horse worth two in the bush"

[Shaun]

the new meme 'Gangnam Style'

[lily.]

Go on facebook and like all of her photos before the date, then you can talk about that.

[GypsyGoth]

Ask her what she did with the malaysian plane, tell her she can trust you.

[lily.]

Advice threads on tibb are always the most hilarious.

[King Gizzard]

Promise her the stars and the moon

[Z]

Ask her what she did with the malaysian plane, tell her she can trust you.

I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!!!! :laugh3:!!!

[Natalie.]

Ask her what she did with the malaysian plane, tell her she can trust you.

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

Tell her you bet she looks good on the dancefloor.

I'm sorry I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. :grin2:

[Kizzy]

Ask her is she knows what a beard is, if she doesn't discuss baby names.

[Z]

No don't listen to Kizzy that's crap advice, tell her you've already picked out the names for your first two kids but she can name the third if she really wants

[reece(:]

Ask her if she has an STI so you know whether to tap dat kitty

[AnnieK]

Good god, what happened to the time when asking their sti staus and financial forecast became taboo?

Jesus jake...ask what she wants to call your first pony and your golden

[Z]

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[Jessica.]

When I have been on dates I mostly just talked about how delicious the food was. :joker:

[Z]

Yes Jake that's a good plan, take her to the cinema and keep turning to her and saying how good the food is even though you don't have any food. Bound to go down well

[Kizzy]

death, death is a good ice breaker discuss it at length...

[Ammi]

..just talk about things that you like..music/movies/tv programmes etc and ask her what she likes and what she likes doing and you'll find things in common and find that the conversation just flows naturally...just be yourself, Jake..don't plan the conversation but let it happen naturally and you know each other anyway so that will probably make it easier...I hope that you both have a lovely evening..:love:...

[Cherie]

Ask her what she did with the malaysian plane, tell her she can trust you.

:joker:

[Jake.]

Ah thanks Ammi :)

[Jesus.]

Just make sure you ask loads of open ended questions (who, what, where, when, why, how), and steer clear of closed questions (yes or no).

Question: Have you been to many gigs?
Answer: No

Can become:

Question: How many gigs have you been to, and which was your favourite?
Answer: Not as many as I used to, but I went to see.....

Which leads on to other areas for discussion.

Then rinse and repeat.

Before you know it, you'll be asking strangers to smell your fingers.

[Jake.]

Oo thanks man

[thesheriff443]

don't tell her you asked for advice on here, or it will be taxi for jake.

also if you want a quick exit!, tell her you will skip dessert as she quite fat already.

[Cherie]

don't tell her you asked for advice on here, or it will be taxi for jake.

also if you want a quick exit!, tell her you will skip dessert as she quite fat already.


take that one with you through life Jake and you won't go wrong.


You know her already so is she chatty? you might not get a word in edgeways, You will be fine a date is a two way thing you don't have sole responsibility for keeping the conversation flowing.



PS

and if you plan on wearing a white shirt, don't order the bolognaise!

[thesheriff443]

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take that one with you through life Jake and you won't go wrong.


You know her already so is she chatty? you might not get a word in edgeways, You will be fine a date is a two way thing you don't have sole responsibility for keeping the conversation flowing.



PS

and if you plan on wearing a white shirt, don't order the bolognaise!

I went on a first date, she ordered lobster:hugesmile:, first claw crack saw her covered in sauce, also came with about 30 muscles:shocked: