Things I hate on facebook...

[lily.]

The little kids with no hair holding a sign saying "Can I get 100k likes for beating cancer"

I mean, WTF are you doing.. I'm happy your children are now healthy, but why would you exploit them like that to get facebook likes... absolute *******.

[Z]

People whose Facebook display names aren't their real names.

Very good "Rachel Rose" but NOBODY CALLS YOU THAT

[Tom4784]

Preach, I despise all attention seeking ***** that exploit stuff like that for likes.

[lily.]

People who post selfies with a short narrative about how they look bad/have no make-up on/are feeling ill so that others will say how good they look.

[Shaun]

mums

or rather, the twice-a-day-statuses from those mums who're like "oh gosh my accident from when i was 16... today he learned his first word... it was selfie!!!! hahaha!!!!!1!!! what r they like"

[Z]

People that try and "random add" you. It's 2014. That might have been acceptable on Bebo in 2005 but times have moved on. You did not just "randomly add" me, now either tell me why you've sent me a friend request or piss off.

[Shaun]

good old random adds <3 got me some lovely webcam cock.

[Jake.]

seeing the same Drake quote posted by 20 different social groups in a row

This doesn't only apply to Drake, memes in general

[Z]

good old random adds <3 got me some lovely webcam cock.

:conf: How do chicken farms make use of a webcam?

[lily.]

When a funny video goes viral and pops up a million times on your wall.... It was funny the first time..

[Shaun]

oh, actual worst

anonymous revenge pages... for unflattering pictures of exes, or just generally bitching about people who they find annoying...

[Niamh.]

People who post inspirational messages about how wonderful kids are with a Share this if you love your kids :umm2:

[lily.]

:conf: How do chicken farms make use of a webcam?

http://www.flyingskunk.com/

[Natalie.]

Quotes I've seen ten times before

[Jake.]

'like this if you're against cancer'

using cancer to get likes is disgusting imo

[lily.]

Oh, Niamh... that reminds me..

People who do the 'if you don't share this, that means you don't hate cancer'..

[lily.]

People sharing posts which are essentially adverts in case they win something amazing, that they probably won't effing win.

[Z]

When a funny video goes viral and pops up a million times on your wall.... It was funny the first time..

Five different people posted that bloody Edeka supermarket video on my page. Five!!

[Niamh.]

Or people who air their dirty laundry through FB, especially with their OH/ex, so cringey and tacky

[lily.]

People who hold conversations with their o/h when they are in the same room... -cringe-

[Jake.]

oh 'facebook famous' idiots, urgh bye

[Me. I Am Salman]

deleted mine a while ago and have never looked back <3

[Shaun]

greg

[Natalie.]

Or people who air their dirty laundry through FB, especially with their OH/ex, so cringey and tacky

yeah, nobody cares

[lily.]

deleted mine a while ago and have never looked back <3

Sadly, the thing I miss most when I get rid of my facebook is the convos with Greg, Shaun, Dean, James & Jen... we have an ongoing multi-convo and I really like it. :/

[Jake.]

bit rude disregarding Niamh's opinion like that Nat

[Vicky.]

Or people who air their dirty laundry through FB, especially with their OH/ex, so cringey and tacky

I enjoy those when they evolve into proper group meltdowns, I have to be honest :laugh:

The worst for me is the pictures of multilated animals or kids with injuries or illnesses. As if getting a like or a share on facebook will make any difference whatsoever

[lily.]

bit rude disregarding Niamh's opinion like that Nat



That took me a minute.. lol

[Niamh.]

bit rude disregarding Niamh's opinion like that Nat

:fist:

[Samm]

Delete mine ages ago it's so chavy on there

[lily.]

Delete mine ages ago it's so chavy on there

It's been less chavy since you left, though.

[Niamh.]

Boom!

[Z]

the usual "never drinking again" "messy night" "sooo hungover" status updates

[King Gizzard]

People falling for bogus competitions and sharing posts about it

''Share to win 2 tickets on our cruise!'' when it's not even the actual company offering it, just an imposster

[lily.]

People who don't bother to check if the thing is legit before posting it and telling everyone to share it because it's important..

FFS.. snopes people... SNOPES!

[MTVN]

People who don't bother to check if the thing is legit before posting it and telling everyone to share it because it's important..

FFS.. snopes people... SNOPES!

Yeah that annoys me, especially when it's one of those pics obviously done on paint or something with a pic and then just a bullsh*t and farfetched story underneath it

[Natalie.]

bit rude disregarding Niamh's opinion like that Nat

:suspect: Jake

[T*]

Oh, Niamh... that reminds me..

People who do the 'if you don't share this, that means you don't hate cancer'..

It reminds me of that disgusting craze when peope went "lik n share if u luv UR grandma, ignore if u want her to die" :bored:

[lily.]

Yeah, I remember those... who thinks of this crap... they need to be found and beaten with a rusty pipe.

[Ninastar]

People who post that they love their OH on their wall, every single day. (dads gf does this and i think its intentionally to piss us all off)

People who say IF YOU DON'T SHARE/LIKE THIS, YOU'RE HEARTLESS AND DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE WITH CANCER!!!

People who don't know the ****ing difference between you're/your their/there/they're of/off etc IT IS 20****ING14

People who share the most stupid ****ing **** that they think is real... that 'Malaysian plane has been found!!!! and there are survivors' **** that went around a few days ago... my god people are so ****ing dense!

[King Gizzard]

I don't get most of these because I've only got about 50 friends on there and it's based on those people not being twats

[lily.]

Let it all out Caitlin... just let it all out...

Don't you feel better now that you got that off your chest.. lol

[lily.]

I don't get most of these because I've only got about 50 friends on there and it's based on those people not being twats

I have 79,,, which is about 70 too many tbh.

[T*]

I have 200 :facepalm: I wish it didn't exist

[Josy]

Guess the emoji, I take it this is the new fad posting ones that a ****ing 2 yeard old could work with ffs

[Ninastar]

Let it all out Caitlin... just let it all out...

Don't you feel better now that you got that off your chest.. lol

i actually do... some people these days are so thick.

[King Gizzard]

I have 79,,, which is about 70 too many tbh.

Have even been heartless enough to get rid of my aunties/uncles/family on there

They're your stereotypical ''only learnt how to use the internet in the past year and type like a prick/fall for everything on facebook'' facebook users

[lily.]

Oh I've done that as well.

[InOne]

It annoys me when people constantly make cryptic status' like 'Big even coming up next week' 'Only one more week to go' that kinda thing. Also the:

'Feelin so bad atm why dose stuff alwayz happen to me'

'Wht's up hun? x'

'Will inbox ya babe x'

:nono:

Luckily I barely see them now as I either deleted them types or they grew up

[Black Dagger]

Oh I hate them...

attention seeking bints with all their ****ty 'feeling really upset' status'

'what's up hun?'

'nothing hun'

**** off and jump infront of a bus.

[Kizzy]

Pictures of peoples tea..... just eat it you moron!

[arista]

The little kids with no hair holding a sign saying "Can I get 100k likes for beating cancer"

I mean, WTF are you doing.. I'm happy your children are now healthy, but why would you exploit them like that to get facebook likes... absolute *******.


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Facebook is a Revolution

[Kyle]

Person A) Omg I'm so ugly in the pic, take it down please

Person B) No you are not it's beautiful

Person A) No it's horrible, my eyes look so swollen oh I'm hideous un tag me pleazzzzzzzzz

Person B) No babez you look bewt

Random person who is like 50) Yeh I'd shag you

Person A) Awwwww thanks guyz you all look great too! Love yazzzzzzzz

[Kyle]

And people with bullsh*t middle names in comma's like James 'Beefy' McAndrews

[Kazanne]

Person A) Omg I'm so ugly in the pic, take it down please

Person B) No you are not it's beautiful

Person A) No it's horrible, my eyes look so swollen oh I'm hideous un tag me pleazzzzzzzzz

Person B) No babez you look bewt

Random person who is like 50) Yeh I'd shag you

Person A) Awwwww thanks guyz you all look great too! Love yazzzzzzzz

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jack_]

A lot of these things are the bits I actually like about Facebook LOL, it's such a tragic, messy site

It's basically just a meme and Vine (mainly Dapper Laughs, 'white/black guys/girls be like...' and that weird kid who sings with his little sister) sharing page nowadays though, my whole News Feed is just groups I joined back in 2009 (remember when that was a thing?) posting them

[Josy]

Every weekend without fail...


'Omg I am DYING' - No you are just a hungover mess.

'I swear that's it, never drinking again' - Until next weekend you mean.

'So drunk last night, lost ma phone/keys/bag/etc' - Sort your mess of a life out please.

[Cherie]

Easy answer

I hate everything about FB.

[Ninastar]

how could i possibly forget my biggest hate... no punctionation.

you get it on here too, but here is an example

Glad I am feeling better and been back at work this week got a lovely holiday to look forward to now in begin of May now as well off to great yarmouth on a haven site it looks good can't wait for nice break nice chilling weekend this weekend so I don't get ill again

****ING LEARN HOW TO END A SENTENCE!

[King Gizzard]

the way it always sets my timeline to 'top stories' when I don't give a **** about top stories, I want the recent updates you bastards not just the updates that have the most comments and likes

[Shaun]

updates with pictures of MASSIVE SPIDERS, VICKY :fist: twat

[Marsh.]

Pictures of peoples tea..... just eat it you moron!

I'm not on Facebook but occasionally look at twitter and the number of people who update with a picture of every single piece of food they consume winds me up. It's funny they don't send a picture every time they sh*t it out too.

Easy answer

I hate everything about FB.

I agree.


'Feelin so bad atm why dose stuff alwayz happen to me'

'Wht's up hun? x'

'Will inbox ya babe x'


Yeah, it's like "Don't discuss it privately I want to know what's going on!!! :fist:"

[Scarlett.]

Easy answer

I hate everything about FB.

I pretty much agree, I look at it about once a day, and it always seems to be the same old **** posted day after day. ****ing annoying passive aggressive motivational posters everywhere. I hope the site dies soon, its long overdue.

[Vicky.]

updates with pictures of MASSIVE SPIDERS, VICKY :fist: twat

Sorry :joker:

Though I have been informed that its not massive, its tiny and only 2 cm long :suspect:

[Marsh.]

Though I have been informed that its not massive, its tiny and only 2 cm long :suspect:

It's a grower not a shower. :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am amazed people still use this clunky vanity project anymore. I mean its vile - just do not use it.

[Ninastar]

How the **** could I forget these things?

http://i.imgur.com/aXyxlrW.png

[Apple202]

Guess the emoji, I take it this is the new fad posting ones that a ****ing 2 yeard old could work with ffs

this omfg they're all so easy it's ridiculous

[MTVN]

I know it's for a good cause but all these no make up selfies are a bit annoying, people thinking they're doing something revolutionary by taking a photo without make up on

[King Gizzard]

It is like that dryathalon thing

Oh wow, well done, you didn't drink for a month

[Sophiee]

I know it's for a good cause but all these no make up selfies are a bit annoying, people thinking they're doing something revolutionary by taking a photo without make up on
agreed. I don't see how it's doing anything unless you donate. and if you do there's no need for the no make-up selfie anyway :shrug:.

[lily.]

I know it's for a good cause but all these no make up selfies are a bit annoying, people thinking they're doing something revolutionary by taking a photo without make up on

Funnily enough I was bitching about them yesterday, then found myself sat in a car park at 8.30 this morning with f.uck-all to do but browse facebook and decided to take one.. I don't wear make-up.. so it's really just a regular selfie.. but I did enjoy picking out some people to nominate so I can wait and see if they're too vain to do it.

So yeah.. I moan about the stuff that happens, then I participate and perpetuate the trend..

[Jack_]

Encouraging girls to wear no make up and having them be complimented and praised for that is anything but a bad thing, and if anything I think that overrides the reason they're posting the selfies anyway

[Vicky.]

I was moaning about the selfie thing to gav yesterday..saying I dont see how it helps or anything, but it seems it does :shrug:

http://news.uk.msn.com/selfie-windfall-for-cancer-charity

[MTVN]

I suppose it just diverts peoples minds to it so they think 'ah yeah that is a good cause, I'll donate', otherwise I don't really see the link between taking a no makeup selfie and donating to cancer research

[Z]

A lot of the selfies I've seen haven't mentioned raising money for cancer at all, just girls posting no make up pictures and looking for likes.

[Vicky.]

A lot of the selfies I've seen haven't mentioned raising money for cancer at all, just girls posting no make up pictures and looking for likes.

Same here actually

Had a few that were clearly wearing makeup but pretending they werent too..like..whats the point :bored:

[Niamh.]

Same here actually

Had a few that were clearly wearing makeup but pretending they werent too..like..whats the point :bored:

I know yeah :laugh:

One of my friends nominated me but she can **** off, not that I care about not wearing make up, I hardly ever wear it anyway but I've more or less stopped uploading pictures on FB