Any Answers to weird questions ????

[stoney12]

ok so BB is over for another summer and as I was sitting outside my brothers garden tonight having a fag I had nothing else to think of but;

If moths like to fly towards lights etc,how come they never fly towards a clear full moon?

Then I thought

If they love light so much why don't they just come out in the day time??

Any one else got any weird questions or even an answer to the above??

[J.C.]

Or is it heat more than light that a moth likesThat could explain why they don`t all head off moonwards...

I would like to know why, if we are moving as galaxy through space, we can not photograph ourselves as our galaxy was light years ago.we can with other galaxies and we are told that we are moving Within the universe??
We should be visible shouln`t we.??

[stoney12]

Might be heat for the moths.In which case why do they not come out when the weather is really hot??

as to your question would it just be that we have not yet sent any craft outside of our galaxy in order to photograph it??

[J.C.]

Yeah, I nearly put before that it would also assume that the moths maybe preferred it in the shade!



These space photos are weird tho. We can see a picture of a galaxy which
may not now even exist!! or certainly be nothing like the way we see it.

[stoney12]

Yep its like time travel.The light we see from stars can also be thousands of years old.Mind blowing.

[Ella]

I got a question!!
Why do people have to get hangovers!

[Legend]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!!
Why do people have to get hangovers!

I wouldn't know, i'm one of those lucky ones who never gets hungover. :wink: :spin:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!!
Why do people have to get hangovers!

I wouldn't know, i'm one of those lucky ones who never gets hungover. :wink: :spin:

Thats unfair! I alwsya get them!
And Lemar is lush! lol

[bonnie43uk]

what is the meaning of life ?





...and dont say 42!

[Ella]

The meaning of life...
Is to spend your whole lifem trying to figure out what the meaning of life is!

[BB-Rocks]

If the world spins round fast all the time, why dont we get dizzy?

[Ella]

LOL
I always wondered about that one!

[BB-Rocks]

And if were moving so fast, how come we dont spill our drinks:eureka:

[Ella]

LMAO!!!!
You make me laugh :hugesmile:

[BB-Rocks]

Welli do try lmao.

I know this was on BB but a never heard the answear, why do males have nipples?

[Lauren]

Do turtles have ears?? :conf:

[Pipergun]

This is going to sound very depressing, but since only us loons are up at this hour, I looked it up! :laugh:

(Quoted from http://www.turtlepuddle.org/kidspage/questions.html)

Turtles don't have any "outer ear," the part that sticks out from your head, but they have all the "inner ear" mechanisms that other animals do. They also have the auditory nerve and brain center required for hearing. The outer ear gathers sound vibrations to make them louder. So turtles do not hear airborne sounds as loudly as you do, but they can sense and interpret vibrations in the environment. Hearing probably isn't very important to a turtle though, because their senses of vision and smell are excellent. The brain center for hearing is quite small by comparison.

So, all in all, yes! :thumbs:

[Lauren]

Lmao!! :hugesmile: Thanks Pipergun :thumbs:

[Pipergun]

Tis my pleasure! It's strange the things that intrigue you at 20 to 2 in the morning! :spin2:

[Ella]

I got a question!
Why do women get called shlags if they sleep with lots of men..
And how come men get praised when they sleep with lots of women
I done get it :sad::conf:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!
Why do women get called shlags if they sleep with lots of men..
And how come men get praised when they sleep with lots of women
I done get it :sad::conf:

Beeecaaaaause.... it's taken for granted that all men are shlags anyway :tongue:

EDIT: By the way, I AM joking before anyone starts :laugh:

[Pipergun]

Does seem a bit off really, doesn't it! I could lie and say it's because we're a superior species, but that's in our dreams!! :hugesmile:

Is it cause with every person they sleep with, women run the risk of becoming pregnant, whereas men don't?? :conf:

[Pipergun]

Originally posted by Blanket&Crib
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!
Why do women get called shlags if they sleep with lots of men..
And how come men get praised when they sleep with lots of women
I done get it :sad::conf:

Beeecaaaaause.... it's taken for granted that all men are shlags anyway :tongue:

That too! :laugh:

[Legend]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!
Why do women get called shlags if they sleep with lots of men..
And how come men get praised when they sleep with lots of women
I done get it :sad::conf:

Cause that's the way people are nowadays, very narrowminded. People must think it's only lads that get horny mustn't they? :rolleyes::wink:

Btw Tom, a very interesting find that was. :laugh:

[Ella]

Hmmm maybe lol
Ive just never got it myself
Ill find out one day!!

Thanks :tongue:

[Pipergun]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!
Why do women get called shlags if they sleep with lots of men..
And how come men get praised when they sleep with lots of women
I done get it :sad::conf:

Cause that's the way people are nowadays, very narrowminded. People must think it's only lads that get horny mustn't they? :rolleyes::wink:

Btw Tom, a very interesting find that was. :laugh:

I know, it's a bit sad that there's a whole website answering about 50 turtle qs, although I guess it caters for weirdo's like moi! :spin:

I don't like the way you say "I'll find out some day", Ella, you planning on becoming a shlag, eh!?! :rolleyes::wink:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Welli do try lmao.

I know this was on BB but a never heard the answear, why do males have nipples?

Cos they're female until quite late on :thumbs:

[Ella]

:nono::nono::nono:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ill never be a 'slag' BUT i think people should be aloud to shag as much as they want!!

But always use a condom :bigsmile:

[Pipergun]

Originally posted by Blanket&Crib
Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Welli do try lmao.

I know this was on BB but a never heard the answear, why do males have nipples?

Cos they're female until quite late on :thumbs:

... And in a time of desperate need, if you squeeze hard enough, milk pops out!! Hey presto!!! ... sorry, just realised how childish this reply is, shame on moi! :rolleyes::spin:

[Ella]

Why do men have hairy nipples?

[Pipergun]

To stop the baby directing it's sucker onto the father's nipples instead of the mothers?? I mean, it's not really going to have much success if it makes that mistake!! :laugh:

[Ella]

LOL

Your answers are class!!

Ok i have another one!
Why do people pop spots??
It makes them worse!!!?

[Pipergun]

Erm, perhaps it's a cheap hydration method: why spend your hard earned money on washing your face with water when you can hydrate it perfectly well with spot puss? It's free, too, and homemade!! :bouncy:

[Ella]

*GIPS*
LOL
Thats gross! Funny, But gross :tongue:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!!
Why do people have to get hangovers!

Elz i`m sure you don`t get too many of these. I find atleast a pint of water before sleep works every time. the problem is remembering to do it!!

[Pipergun]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
I got a question!!
Why do people have to get hangovers!

Elz i`m sure you don`t get too many of these. I find atleast a pint of water before sleep works every time. the problem is remembering to do it!!

Yay, JC! The first bit of sensible advice in a while! :thumbs::thumbs:

Ok then, why do girls wear thongs, surely they're more uncomfortable than normal "attire"!! ?

[J.C.]

Yeah,it worries me you think I might know!!Can`t say, i`ve ever worn one.
..... Yet...They look good tho. !!

[Ella]

Thongs are uncomfortable!!
Frence Knickers are sexier and comfier i think
Thongs look kinda i dont know, lol but they dont look good!

J.C i never get hangovers :dazzler:

[Pipergun]

Sorry to scare you, JC! It's a general q to anyone really, not specifically aimed at you! :blush2:

It always confuses me when girls choose to wear them, then go round complaining that they're like "cheese graters". I mean, that's a bad case of T.M.I!! :rolleyes::bigsmile:

[Ella]

T.M.I??? :puzzled::hugesmile:

[J.C.]

Dont like G strings otherwise all is good!!!!

[Ella]

Why do men find 'tits' a turn on!?
Lol i mean there just two big lumps on a womens body??

[Pipergun]

Too Much Information. Lol JC, a man after my own heart! Hehehe! :bigsmile:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Pipergun
Too Much Information. Lol JC, a man after my own heart! Hehehe! :bigsmile:
Ahh thanks lol hehe :laugh:

[J.C.]

Nice bumps tho!

[Pipergun]

I'm not sure what it is with men and boobs. I think it's peer pressure, like "to be a proper man, you have to like boobs."

I mean, I'm sure if an alien landed on Earth, and met someone with a huge tumour, and everyone told him he should find it sexy, he would!! Sorry, strange example, I know! :laugh:

[Ella]

BUMPS!
LOL!!
:joker:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Pipergun
I'm not sure what it is with men and boobs. I think it's peer pressure, like "to be a proper man, you have to like boobs."

I mean, I'm sure if an alien landed on Earth, and met someone with a huge tumour, and everyone told him he should find it sexy, he would!! Sorry, strange example, I know! :laugh:
LOL
Yes rather strange example!! :laugh:
Big huuuge massive boobs arent sexy though, they just look odd!

[J.C.]

Lost it there !! i meant lumps !!!! faux-pas... whoops

[Ella]

Lumps and Bumps
Its all gravy baaaaaby! :wink:

[Pipergun]

... Only if it was made from Oxo cubes!!! :tongue:

[Ella]

LOL!!!!!
Noooo
Bisto!!! :thumbs::hugesmile:

[J.C.]

I agree, I dont like huge b..bs. Just nice lumps,bumps or humps !

[Pipergun]

"My humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely lady lumps. Check it out!"

... Sorry... just realised I'm the wrong person to say that! :blush2::laugh:

[Ella]

Erm hmm yes well, im sure lots of people would like to check out your Humps Your Humps your lovely NON lady lumps!

[Pipergun]

Yes, they do, but why do all my secret admirers have to be at least 20 stone with a minimum of three feet?? :conf: I would like a non-mutant partner at some point, hahaha! :spin:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Pipergun
Yes, they do, but why do all my secret admirers have to be at least 20 stone with a minimum of three feet?? :conf: I would like a non-mutant partner at some point, hahaha! :spin:

LMAO!!! hmmmm well then
Im free :wink::wink:
I do however have 2 heads, one of them is called Ethel!:tongue:

[Arneldo]

A question asked by the wonderful Emma Greenwood :

'When ya delete a number out of your phone, Were does it go?'

[Ella]

Originally posted by bb4eva
A question asked by the wonderful Emma Greewood :

'When you delete a number out of your phone, Were does it go?'
LOL!!!!
Ohhh my daaays! :laugh:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by bb4eva
A question asked by the wonderful Emma Greenwood :

'When you delete a number out of your phone, Were does it go?'

Spoooooky... I just checked behind the door!!

[Pipergun]

I think for every number you delete it turns into one of those "Someone likes you" texts! Makes sense... that would explain why I got so many of them, wouldn't be for any other reason!!! *Sob* Hehee! :bigsmile:

[Ella]

Awww im sure looooads off people like yoooou!!!

LOL @ J.C :tongue:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Pipergun
I think for every number you delete it turns into one of those "Someone likes you" texts! Makes sense... that would explain why I got so many of them, wouldn't be for any other reason!!! *Sob* Hehee! :bigsmile:

Atleast you had the numbers to delete in the first place.!!

[Pipergun]

That's funny, that's exactly what 57 year old Ian used to say to me when I visited his house on Thursday nights as "Wanda Woman"!! :rolleyes::spin:

[Pipergun]

Sorry if I've scared any of you, you see I've ran out of my pills... my special pills... perhaps I am worthy of a padded cell after all... just don't tell anyone!! :wink:

[Ella]

mwahahaaaaaa
I was the one taht stole your pills!!!
MWAHAHAAAA

[Pipergun]

Oh dear, hasn't anyone told you about the side-effects?? :puzzled:

[Ella]

No!! What are they???

Its not that ill hate skittles is it!!??

[Pipergun]

Even worse......... dun dun dun!!!!!! You grow testiclay!!!! :shocked:

Don't say I didn't tell you!!! :joker:

Darn it, my secret is out!! :bored:

And on that bombshell, I'm sorry to say that I must totter myself off to bed! Nighty night, I enjoyed sharing my madness, hahaha! :bigsmile:

We shall take over the world another night, eh!??

[J.C.]

I ve got some green skittles sours in my fridge ,meant to say that earlier when i saw your mood!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ella]

Originally posted by Pipergun
Even worse......... dun dun dun!!!!!! You grow testiclay!!!! :shocked:

Don't say I didn't tell you!!! :joker:

Darn it, my secret is out!! :bored:

And on that bombshell, I'm sorry to say that I must totter myself off to bed! Nighty night, I enjoyed sharing my madness, hahaha! :bigsmile:

We shall take over the world another night, eh!??
Ok sweetcheeks!! the world is miiiine mwahahaha Nite Nite xxxxxx

:EDIT: Ohhh ive not had the sour ones for ageeeees!!! There nice!!

[Pipergun]

Turrah!! :xyxwave:

Oh and JC, save a green skittle for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :tongue:

[J.C.]

See yah again...:xyxwave:

[stoney12]

if cows stand up when its gonna be dry and sit down when its gonna rain,does that mean that if half are sitting and half are standing its gonna be showery?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by stoney12
if cows stand up when its going to be dry and sit down when its going to rain,does that mean that if half are sitting and half are standing its going to be showery?

And also, can cows walk backwards... and if not, why not?

[stoney12]

Cos they can only walk the udder way.

[J.C.]

Oh i thought they cud!

[Lauren]

Why do painters wear white clothes??

[Pipergun]

So that it looks like they've worked harder when they end up multi-coloured! :bigsmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Pipergun
So that it looks like they've worked harder when they end up multi-coloured! :bigsmile:

LOL! :thumbs:

[Pipergun]

Ok : Why do foreign countries make zebra crossings if motorists don't HAVE to stop whilst people cross?? Kinda defeats the object!! :conf:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Pipergun
Ok : Why do foreign countries make zebra crossings if motorists don't HAVE to stop whilst people cross?? Kinda defeats the object!! :conf:



Errr.... cos they like Zebra's? :puzzled:

Why does the word Lisp has the letter 's' in? :laugh:

[Pipergun]

So we can have a guilty giggle at them? :rolleyes::spin::blush2:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Pipergun
So we can have a guilty giggle at them? :rolleyes::spin::blush2:

LOL :laugh:

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What was the OLD black?

:shocked:

[Pipergun]

1. Unsliced bread? Because they hadn't learned how to slice something!?!
2. The old black? "Black" the colour, having no derogatory effect on the "black" race, that it seems to now.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Pipergun
1. Unsliced bread? Because they hadn't learned how to slice something!?!
2. The old black? "Black" the colour, having no derogatory effect on the "black" race, that it seems to now.

LOL ooooh, deep :tongue:

[Pipergun]

Blimey, I know! I think insomnia goes in cycles Crazy-Serious-Crazy-Serious. I'm going to have to toddle off to bed now Loz, it's been great chatting. Nighty night! :sleep:

[Lauren]

Nighty Night :hello::bigsmile:

[stoney12]

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?And have I just spelt it wrong?

[Bells]

You've spelt it right!

And it's a bit ironic, it's probably spelt hard so people with dyslexia can't spell it and it's easier to tell if they're dyslexic (erm I think I know what I'm on about...:conf:)

[Lauren]

Do starfish poo? :conf:

[stoney12]

Yeah through a black hole.

[Lauren]

Lmao! :hello: