Are men from Mars and women from Venus..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Are men and women totally different things are are we all the same but just one side yaps a bit more?:conf:

[Cherie]

Are men and women totally different things are are we all the same but just one side yaps a bit more?:conf:


Men do tend to drone on a bit but to say they yap is a bit unfair.:flower:

[Marsh.]

No, we're all from Earth. :smug:

[sassysocks]

[/B]

Men do tend to drone on a bit but to say they yap is a bit unfair.:flower:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

[/B]

Men do tend to drone on a bit but to say they yap is a bit unfair.:flower:

aaarh

this is a pussyflower free thread :rant:

[Ammi]

No, we're all from Earth. :smug:

..I always thought you were a marshian...(sorry that was an awful pun..)...

[Marsh.]

..I always thought you were a marshian...(sorry that was an awful pun..)...

:joker:

[Kyle]

Someone should go ahead and put them back on Venus. And then send the truth there too while they are at it. :idc:

[the truth]

men arent allowed to me marsians but women are allowed to be venutians
they have kids that are marsupians.....the marsians have no say in whether theyre baby marsupians are born at all, nor where or how they live, in fact they often lose their homes on a whim, booted out to live on nothing but moondust but they have to pay for half of everything, even when they move from mars to venus......the amrshains then have to pay for a rocket ship to travel to venus and when they get there mother venusians may have gone out for the day to planet pluto.....the venutians can make up any pack of lies and any accusations regardless of truth to scare off the the marsian daddies....they can lie about parentage.....anyone who ever dares question the imbalance between venutians and marsians is automatically branded an anti venutian bigot as a smart way to ward off the criticism.....but smart marsians see through this charade....and seek balnce and truth in the universe for the good of all

[Kyle]

men arent allowed to me marsians but women are allowed to be venutians
they have kids that are marsupians.....the marsians have no say in whether theyre born, nor where or how they live, but they have to pay for half of everything, even when they move from mars to venus......the amrshains then have to pay for a rocket ship to travel to venus and when they get there mother venusians may have gone out for the day to planet pluto.....the venutians can make up any pack of lies and any accusations regardless of truth to scare off the the marsian daddies....they can lie about parentage.....anyone who ever dares question the imbalance between venutians and marsians is automatically branded an anti venutian bigot as a smart way to ward off the criticism.....but smart marsians see through this charade....and seek balnce and truth in the universe for the good of all

Are you speaking Martian right now?

[Kate!]

men arent allowed to me marsians but women are allowed to be venutians
they have kids that are marsupians.....the marsians have no say in whether theyre born, nor where or how they live, but they have to pay for half of everything, even when they move from mars to venus......the amrshains then have to pay for a rocket ship to travel to venus and when they get there mother venusians may have gone out for the day to planet pluto.....the venutians can make up any pack of lies and any accusations regardless of truth to scare off the the marsian daddies....they can lie about parentage.....anyone who ever dares question the imbalance between venutians and marsians is automatically branded an anti venutian bigot as a smart way to ward off the criticism.....but smart marsians see through this charade....and seek balnce and truth in the universe for the good of all

Is this real life?

:flower:

[Ammi]

men arent allowed to me marsians but women are allowed to be venutians
they have kids that are marsupians.....the marsians have no say in whether theyre baby marsupians are born at all, nor where or how they live, in fact they often lose their homes on a whim, booted out to live on nothing but moondust but they have to pay for half of everything, even when they move from mars to venus......the amrshains then have to pay for a rocket ship to travel to venus and when they get there mother venusians may have gone out for the day to planet pluto.....the venutians can make up any pack of lies and any accusations regardless of truth to scare off the the marsian daddies....they can lie about parentage.....anyone who ever dares question the imbalance between venutians and marsians is automatically branded an anti venutian bigot as a smart way to ward off the criticism.....but smart marsians see through this charade....and seek balnce and truth in the universe for the good of all


..a bit like the Jedi..:amazed:...

[the truth]

Are you speaking Martian right now?

whatever the language youd miss the point

[sassysocks]

Are you speaking Martian right now?

Yep - he definitely lives in his own little Martian world.

[Kyle]

whatever the language youd miss the point

I've struggled to find one to be honest :think:

[Cherie]

men arent allowed to me marsians but women are allowed to be venutians
they have kids that are marsupians.....the marsians have no say in whether theyre baby marsupians are born at all, nor where or how they live, in fact they often lose their homes on a whim, booted out to live on nothing but moondust but they have to pay for half of everything, even when they move from mars to venus......the amrshains then have to pay for a rocket ship to travel to venus and when they get there mother venusians may have gone out for the day to planet pluto.....the venutians can make up any pack of lies and any accusations regardless of truth to scare off the the marsian daddies....they can lie about parentage.....anyone who ever dares question the imbalance between venutians and marsians is automatically branded an anti venutian bigot as a smart way to ward off the criticism.....but smart marsians see through this charade....and seek balnce and truth in the universe for the good of all

:laugh: a very good analogy Mr Truth. It is fair to say when it comes to custody and children the women have the upper hand in situations where the Dad wants to be part of the childs life as the courts generally come down in favour of the Mother, but what about the thousands of men who sow their seed and then disappear? so I would say it all balances out in the end.

[Cherie]

aaarh

this is a pussyflower free thread :rant:

oh sorry, I thought you wanted to help it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I suspect they took Venus coz it sounds like penis

filthy mares

[the truth]

..a bit like the Jedi..:amazed:...

im down with big daddy yoda and obiwan kenobi those boys didnt take a backward step against boba fett darth vader and his cousin darth maule, respect:dance:

[the truth]

I've struggled to find one to be honest :think:

no hand solo youre merely playing dumb

[Marsh.]

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[Marsh.]

whatever the language youd miss the point

Your poor grammar doesn't help matters.

[Kyle]

Darth Vader choked Padme and pretty much killed her.

There was no chance he was getting to see his kids in that sort of environment :nono:

[the truth]

:laugh: a very good analogy Mr Truth. It is fair to say when it comes to custody and children the women have the upper hand in situations where the Dad wants to be part of the childs life as the courts generally come down in favour of the Mother, but what about the thousands of men who sow their seed and then disappear? so I would say it all balances out in the end.

those marsians are sub marsians who walk out of their baby marsupians.....but how many do really and how many are given no choice and feel powerless? anyone who negates their repsonsibilities is a scumbucket , whether they be from mars or venus....but if the inter galactic laws of the parental universe are biased then more misery and borken homes will break out across the panets and the kids will also be the losers

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9bcKMOdoeQ4/Uas_psFn5bI/AAAAAAAAC0Q/R3OD3SnRpgM/s1600/Man+from+Venus.jpg

[the truth]

Darth Vader choked Padme and pretty much killed her.

There was no chance he was getting to see his kids in that sort of environment :nono:

good enough he should have stuck to doing the green cross code

[sassysocks]

those marsians are sub marsians who walk out of their baby marsupians.....but how many do really and how many are given no choice and feel powerless? anyone who negates their repsonsibilities is a scumbucket , whether they be from mars or venus....but if the inter galactic laws of the parental universe are biased then more misery and borken homes will break out across the panets and the kids will also be the losers

But it would suit you if the parental universe were biased in favour of the men, as they used to be and still are in many parts of the world. Just as long as the mothers who gave birth to their children don't get a look in.

Sounds like more misery for the kids if their mothers are forced to stay in unhappy relationships with controlling men.

[the truth]

But it would suit you if the parental universe were biased in favour of the men, as they used to be and still are in many parts of the world. Just as long as the mothers who gave birth to their children don't get a look in.

Sounds like more misery for the kids if their mothers are forced to stay in unhappy relationships with controlling men.

no unlike you I seek balance and equal justice for all

[sassysocks]

no unlike you I seek balance and equal justice for all

I don't see much equality or justice in your words, just a lot of me, me, me.

[the truth]

I don't see much equality or justice in your words, just a lot of me, me, me.

I think youll find the word me isnt in there at all, so youre analysis is clearly disingenuous. my analosy and rant was 1005 balanced and fair

[Livia]

No we're all from Earth. Well... I say 'all'...

[Livia]

no unlike you I seek balance and equal justice for all

LOL... you're funny.

[the truth]

LOL... you're funny.

well i draw the line at monkeys voting

[Livia]

well i draw the line at monkeys voting

Do you sometimes just pick random words and make a sentence?

[Marsh.]

Do you sometimes just pick random words and make a sentence?

It's a bit like word bingo isn't it?

[the truth]

Do you sometimes just pick random words and make a sentence?

thats how sentences work Im amazed they didnt teach you that in liar school, or is that lawyer school?

[the truth]

It's a bit like word bingo isn't it?
no but at least the taxes have dropped

[Marsh.]

no but at least the taxes have dropped

What's that? Another irrelevant topic? Ooh, we are disoriented today aren't we?

[the truth]

What's that? Another irrelevant topic? Ooh, we are disoriented today aren't we?

youre easily confused, bingo taxes have dropped. keep up

[Marsh.]

youre easily confused, bingo taxes have dropped. keep up

I'm not au fait with games for the over 60s.

[sassysocks]

I think youll find the word me isnt in there at all, so youre analysis is clearly disingenuous. my analosy and rant was 1005 balanced and fair

The 'me' is obvious to all. You need to improve your self-awareness skills.

[the truth]

I'm not au fait with games for the over 60s.

agism?

[the truth]

The 'me' is obvious to all. You need to improve your self-awareness skills.

touche

[arista]

No, we're all from Earth. :smug:


You do not know that


There is another Earth
it will take us 40 years to get there
but they have super fast travel
and are here breeding with us

[Glenn.]

We're all stardust.

[Marsh.]

agism?

Good god no. I love the elderly.

You do not know that


There is another Earth
it will take us 40 years to get there
but they have super fast travel
and are here breeding with us

:amazed:

[sassysocks]

Good god no. I love the elderly.



:amazed:

They don't usually talk Martian for a start.

[Mystic Mock]

Are men and women totally different things are are we all the same but just one side yaps a bit more?:conf:

I'm so good that I do feel like I'm out of this world.

[Marsh.]

They don't usually talk Martian for a start.

Well, exactly. :hugesmile:

[Mystic Mock]

Darth Vader choked Padme and pretty much killed her.

There was no chance he was getting to see his kids in that sort of environment :nono:

The bit in bold is probably one of my favourite moments of the prequels.:joker:

[Pete.]

We are all from Earth http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/MGLOL.gif