Gwyneth P and Coldplay Chris separate

[alex_front2]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2589383/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Chris-Martin-separate-10-years-marriagegoop.html

Can't say I am shocked. Ever since the rise of GOOP, since Jay-Z/ Beyonce rumours, since Chris started to smile more, since Vanity Fair relented on their Gwyneth take down threat and since Gwyneth wore that white sexy "come and get me boys" side slit dress to an IM3 premier I thought "hmmmmmm, wonder if marriage is on track"

[Ninastar]

wow... never saw this coming

[King Gizzard]

I've got a spare place on my sofa if she needs a long cuddle/spooning session after this news

[zakman440]

:shocked: What a shame.

[BBfanUSA]

Yes , Coldplay can make great music again.

[Z]

She's mental

[Saph]

****ing white

[Saph]

Whorrrrw*

[Saph]

****** lol

[Marsh.]

He deserves a medal for living with her for 10 years.

[Shaun]

i just don't know how i'll cope with this news

[Firewire]

apparently she cheated on chris with brad falchuk

[Ninastar]

apparently she cheated on chris with brad falchuk

no ****ing way!?

[King Gizzard]

has she got a nerd fetish

[Black Dagger]

Actually a bit devo'd. nearly as upsetting as my own parents splitting up.

[Firewire]

has she got a nerd fetish

she does actually

[Ammi]

...aww, I just read this..:sad:..

[Marsh.]

Can't stand this pretentious woman.

[Pete.]

I'm shocked

https://31.media.tumblr.com/30fed2f9dedd87ec6f80f40749c16ab6/tumblr_mta05jNpls1r3ty02o1_500.gif

[AnnieK]

I was pretty shocked but sounds like its amicable so fair play to them

[Kyle]

Speaking candidly about the couples 'conscious uncoupling' Gwyneth went on to explain 'our psychedelic interplay no longer began to belie the serenity of our previous engagements. His magical unicorn would no longer gallop majestically into my glade of enchanted brambles.'

[Niamh.]

Ugh do any of these celebrity couples ever stay together? As long as Tom and Rita are still together, everything is still right in this world :')

[Crimson Dynamo]

You cant stay together when you lead separate lives and when separating is so easy

too many people telling them how great they are and not enough telling them home truths

[Z]

She's a complete fruit loop, I'm surprised they stuck together for so long, he seems like a fairly down to earth guy (well, to some extent) but she's on a different planet from the rest of us.

[Livia]

So... Chris Martin is back on the market, eh?

[Crimson Dynamo]

So... Chris Martin is back on the market, eh?

I would think he may go gay though

[Niamh.]

Doesn't Chris Martin look like Jenson Button? :think:

[MTVN]

"Conscious uncoupling", what a load of bollocks

[Ammi]

So... Chris Martin is back on the market, eh?

..it would seem so..:laugh:...

[Z]

That bint and her "conscious uncoupling" with her "macrobiotic diet" and her "children called Apple and the other one, probably Bandana or Del Amitri or Fantastika or something" and her "acting career" can ffffuuuuuuuuunk off

[Niamh.]

Moses actually Z :idc:

[Z]

He has parted the Red Sea of their marriage and led his people, the divorce lawyers, to the promised land, their assets :angel:

[Niamh.]

*uncoupling lawyers Z :nono:

[Z]

I consciously uncoupled my post from their situation

[Crimson Dynamo]

meh

i would still bang her but only if I could keep the telly on

[Niamh.]

I consciously uncoupled my post from their situation

Gwyneth uncoupled herself from the love train

[Marsh.]

Was the only reason I enjoyed watching Sliding Doors, seeing her get hit by a car.

[GypsyGoth]

Hopefully Gwyneth will now marry Jim Corr from The Corrs, so her daughter will be called Apple Corr.

[Niamh.]

Hopefully Gwyneth will now marry Jim Corr from The Corrs, so her daughter will be called Apple Corr.

:laugh2:

[Saph]

I was drunk when I commented on this the other day but they always were an odd couple

[lostalex]

good for her. she can do so much better. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She's got a quirky enigmatic beauty like Jackie O. she's not a classic beauty, she's not a pam anderson playboy kind of sexy, but she is amazingly beautiful.

She had Brad Pitt. I bet she could have him back if she wanted.

[Ryan57]

Chris Martin has fallen for Alexa Chung, apparently.

[Z]

Chris Martin has fallen for Alexa Chung, apparently.

Ugh she looks like a mish mash of three different sales racks

[Marsh.]

Alexa Chung?

I don't like Gwyneth Paltrow, but Alexa Chung? The T4 presenter? :yuk:

[the truth]

I would think he may go gay though

or maybe youll go straight

[arista]

Alexa Chung?

I don't like Gwyneth Paltrow, but Alexa Chung? The T4 presenter? :yuk:


yes many years ago

[Marsh.]

It seems her job these days is Kiera Knightley's best friend according to google.

[Firewire]

Chris Martin has been with Kate Hudson, apparently

[Firewire]

Hopefully Gwyneth will now marry Jim Corr from The Corrs, so her daughter will be called Apple Corr.

:laugh3:

[alex_front2]

Ugh do any of these celebrity couples ever stay together? As long as Tom and Rita are still together, everything is still right in this world :')

I think Ginnifer Goodwin may have something to say about Tom and Rita....

[alex_front2]

Ugh she looks like a mish mash of three different sales racks

I think Alexa* Chung is very pretty but loathe the way she only acknowledges her Asian ancestry when it suits her career, and that she steadfastly refuses to date Asian guys.



Alexa = best girls name :spin::spin:

[Z]

I think Alexa Chung is overrated, she gets hailed as a style icon but IMO she looks like she got dressed in the dark and her random mismatching is called cool and stylish. She could be a very pretty girl but her intentionally bizarre choice of clothing puts me off her, personally