I was propositioned by a prostitute on sunday.

[Beso]

The day of rest as well!!

Up she comes face like a bloated puffer fish and clothes straight out of a 1980's look north news item.

"Do you want to have some fun with me" she said.


"FUN! you're joking right" I said before giving her a fag and scuttling away.

Has anyone else had this happen to them, or did it to someone..

Any funny stories about people asking for ciggies etc?

[smudgie]

The other way around.
My late mother-in-law, who was very much a lady, was sat at the railway station when she was propositioned.
I would not care but she was getting on in years and it was a young man that was doing the asking.

[AnnieK]

When I was younger I was in Manchester with my mum and we were going to catch a coach somewhere from the Chorlton Street station which I had heard my mum and dad talking about as an area where there were many prostitutes. Its also quite near to a really nice Hotel and we walked passed a lady outside the hotel dressed to kill for a night out, probably the same age as my mum, and I asked my mum, very loudly if that lady their was a hooker? The lady looked horrified and my mum distraught....

My dad also got pulled for kerb crawling in Manchester - he was very early to pick my mum up from a night out and there was nowhere to park so he kept driving round the block very slowly....the police stopped him to question him to see if he was on the prowl for a lady of the night but luckily my mum arrived on the scene - they all had a laugh and my dad has never been early since

[Vicky.]

A few years back Gavs dad was propositioned in newcastle KFC :laugh:

He ended up buying her a meal then buggering off. Said he felt bad as she was clearly an addict and that

[arista]

A few years back Gavs dad was propositioned in newcastle KFC :laugh:

He ended up buying her a meal then buggering off. Said he felt bad as she was clearly an addict and that


Shocking

[Crimson Dynamo]

A few years back Gavs dad was propositioned in newcastle KFC :laugh:

He ended up buying her a meal then buggering off. Said he felt bad as she was clearly an addict and that

surely he had time for a quick handjob

what with buying her a meal and all?

[Z]

One time a man told me he'd pay me £100 if he could sleep with me
Another time I was leaving work and a man told me "if you were gay I would DESTROY you" at which point I decided to formally announce my retirement from all public activities and have been a hermit ever since

[InOne]

I have been a few times but obviously always said no. They were high on crack and heroin. I used to volunteer at a soup kitchen and saw a prostitute get punched well in the face by a grown man well over 10 times. We called her an ambulance and she was okay thankfully. Don't really get why people make jokes about these women really, they have horrible lives through addiction

[Me. I Am Salman]

Another time I was leaving work and a man told me "if you were gay I would DESTROY you" at which point I decided to formally announce my retirement from all public activities and have been a hermit ever since

:laugh2:

[Vicky.]

surely he had time for a quick handjob

what with buying her a meal and all?

Maybe he would have if he had been on his own, but not with his son with him :laugh:

[Livia]

I have been a few times but obviously always said no. They were high on crack and heroin. I used to volunteer at a soup kitchen and saw a prostitute get punched well in the face by a grown man well over 10 times. We called her an ambulance and she was okay thankfully. Don't really get why people make jokes about these women really, they have horrible lives through addiction

Good post... I think it's a terribly sad thing for a woman to do. It's not all 'Belle de Jour"... it's a horrible, seedy life for the most part. And like you say, addition plays a massive part.

[Vicky.]

Oddly enough, gavs dads current partner (of ~8 years) is an ex 'escort' too. She claims she was a high class escort, however she was doing it to see herself through her heroin addiction and I have seen photos from back then and I dont see how she could ever be classed as 'high class' tbh.

Meeting her totally changed my opinion on smack addicts though I have to say. When I was younger I was of the opinion that you never got off the stuff and were basically scum for life (that opinion came from my little brother nearly stabbing himself on a dirty needle left in a childrens park...hated smackheads from that day on). But she was fighting for years, and only a few months ago came totally off the methadone and got herself a job and has stuck to it too.

[Livia]

What is a "high-class prostitute" exactly? One you can take to the opera?

[Vicky.]

What is a "high-class prostitute" exactly? One you can take to the opera?

Well I have never really questioned her on it as its an awkward topic, but I *think* it just means you get paid more as you get the richer clients who want something a bit more classy than a typical druggie turning up for them...

[Vicky.]

Not the best source, but apparently

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121121103315AACovJN

[Livia]

Well I have never really questioned her on it as its an awkward topic, but I *think* it just means you get paid more as you get the richer clients who want something a bit more classy than a typical druggie turning up for them...

Surprises me that someone very rich would pay for a prostitute when there are so many willing amateurs around.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The very idea of banging some crack ***** gives me the collywobbles.

Its like eating your tea off the pavement

[Beso]

Going by her waist size I think her crack addiction was in it's early stages.

[Kyle]

The Eastern European girls round our bit are quite cheap I've heard.

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://beforeitsnews.com/mediadrop/uploads/2013/38/a70114ffe1eae1b05c8b59e35cc43ba4380da6e9.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2589612/Shocking-images-devastating-physical-toll-drugs-take.html

[Glenn.]

One time a man told me he'd pay me £100 if he could sleep with me
Another time I was leaving work and a man told me "if you were gay I would DESTROY you" at which point I decided to formally announce my retirement from all public activities and have been a hermit ever since

You promised you would keep that between us :hmph:

[Vicky.]

Surprises me that someone very rich would pay for a prostitute when there are so many willing amateurs around.

Yeah I know

Mind you are probably less likely to pick up something nasty from a prostitute than a randomer you meet, given that they get tested really regularly and stuff

[GiRTh]

What is a "high-class prostitute" exactly? One you can take to the opera?The girls 'skill' level also determines her price. High class prostitutes will be capable and willing to do a whole lot more than your girl on the street.

[Livia]

Yeah I know

Mind you are probably less likely to pick up something nasty from a prostitute than a randomer you meet, given that they get tested really regularly and stuff

Not if it's a high-class randomer though.

Kidding... know what you mean. It's just that when I've seen prostitutes on TV who describe themselves as "high-class" I think... really?

[Livia]

The girls 'skill' level also determines her price. High class prostitutes will be capable and willing to do a whole lot more than your girl on the street.

You mean she's expensive and probably won't arrive with fag burns in her coat. I'm sure there aren't many crack-addicts on the street who'd say, I'm sorry, that's just too perverse for me.

Anyhoo, I'm bowing to your greater knowledge in this one G :-)

[Z]

You mean she's expensive and probably won't arrive with fag burns in her coat. I'm sure there aren't many crack-addicts on the street who'd say, I'm sorry, that's just too perverse for me.

Anyhoo, I'm bowing to your greater knowledge in this one G :-)

You might not want to bow too far down Livia :smug:

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[thesheriff443]

Not if it's a high-class randomer though.

Kidding... know what you mean. It's just that when I've seen prostitutes on TV who describe themselves as "high-class" I think... really?

we all know if you did a bit of, bend over time, you would be high class:joker:

[Niamh.]

:umm2:

[Jake.]

:thatgifoftheillmonkeythatsaphposts:

[armand.kay]

I went to a sleepover once and outside his house was where the prostitutes hung out. You could hear some of them shouting at each other and fighting.

[MTVN]

Never in this country, a few times abroad though in countries where they turn much more of a blind eye to that sort of thing

[smeagol]

There was this girl eyeing us up as we were walking down the street. she was hot but looked about 15. i thought she was coming up to ask us to get her some cigs or something or ask for alight. but she said do you want some action one or both of you lol
i declined my friend didn't the dirty pig. he then spent a hour legging it around trying to find a condom shop lol
i told him in the morning she is probably of to school now lol
if you saw her you would of never guessed in a million years she was selling herself.
sad. no way I'd do it. they would have to pay me , ok 1p but still lol