Worst ever jokes

[Kate!]

Let's get a collection going......

How do you know when there's an a Elephant in your fridge?

when you can't shut the door

[Crimson Dynamo]

what is yellow and smells of bananas?





monkey sick

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

[Kyle]

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Leeds United supporters bus?

on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside

[AnnieK]

Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?

A: A whale weigh station.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?

A: A whale weigh station.

to weigh a pie you go "somewhere over the rainbow.."

that i do know

[Mystic Mock]

Whats 5+5?

5 alive

[Z]

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus

[armand.kay]

A man walks into a bar...
owch..

[Stu]

Chris Martin walks into a recording studio.

[Shaun]

Joe.

[Marsh.]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his arse.

[Ammi]

..what do you call a fish with no eyes..?...


..a fsh...

[Ammi]

..two peanuts walked into a bar and one was a salted..:sad:..

[lostalex]

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