WrestleMania XXX Discussion

[Stu]

It's that time of the year. The big show gets it's own thread.


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Merzedes-Benz Superdome, New Orleans Louisiana, April 6th 2014



wwe world heavyweight championship match
'Big' Dave Batista Vs. 'Still' Randy Orton Vs. ?

streak vs. sable's fella
Undertaker Vs. 'The Beast Incarnate' Brock Lesnar

grudge match
'The Man' John Cena Vs. Bray 'True Blood Rulz' Wyatt

winner joins main event title match to make it a super duper three way dance!
'The People's Choice' Daniel Bryan Vs. Gravediggin' Hunter Hearst Helmsley
winner joins main event title match to make it a super duper three way dance!

we blew our shield/wyatt load so this is what they're left with now
The Shield Vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws

loads of people wrestle in an
Andre The Giant Invitational Battle Royal

'will it be on the pre show?' tag title match
The Usos Vs. Los Matadores Vs. RyBaxle [?] Vs. The Real Americans

put your hands under the bedsheets, gents, it's a
Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational


ALSO FEATURING!

Menial skit involving I.R.S, Dusty Rhodes and Sgt. Slaughter!

An in depth tutorial on how to use the WWE Network!

A fan revolt OR the beginning of the inevitable Daniel Bryan backlash!

Reallllly confused commentary!

3MB!

Yellow font!

Much, much more!


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That's your card for the big night! And that's the curtain jerk post. Backstory, meaningless stats, made up newz, and my useless opinion to follow.

[Ramsay]

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[Black Dagger]

RybAXEL... gawd damn it Stu!

[Stu]

RybAXEL... gawd damn it Stu!
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Anyway yeah. I'm designing an idiots guide to WrestleMania XXX to be all festive about it and generate discussion and stuff. I wanted to go out and buy energy drinks but it's raining so I can't and I'm bored. I watched WrestleMania XXVIII on the Network this morning and really need to space out my wrestling consumption somewhat so I don't explode or something. Fully Loaded 1999 if I come home alone tonight.

I'm going to write this thing in bits though because my attention span is crap and I'm only up as far as 'whoops, we ruined Ryback lol!'.

[MattySlug]

Hopefully will watch it live at a mates place!!

[Brother Leon]

Bryan will get his moment then. It's been booked brilliantly by HHH etc and idiots have not been patient enough for it. I've liked Orton as champion and the corporation story, but it hasn't really got love he deserved due to the obsession of giving Bryan the belt. Would be pretty funny if HHH and Bryan are put into the title match just for HHH to win and troll everyone :laugh:

[Alf]

Is the Hall of fame gonna be on Sky sports?

[Black Dagger]

Is the Hall of fame gonna be on Sky sports?

Not live unfortunately, I think they are showing an edited version with Jake/Warrior/Lita either tomorrow or later in the week I'd imagine.

I'm watching it live on a stream, so pumped, tears for Jake.

[Black Dagger]

And yeah lol, the whole 'NOT WATCHING EVER AGAIN' when he didn't win it on a C PPV when Mania was the round the corner was the most pathetic complaining I've seen in a long while.

[Alf]

Not live unfortunately, I think they are showing an edited version with Jake/Warrior/Lita either tomorrow or later in the week I'd imagine.

I'm watching it live on a stream, so pumped, tears for Jake.
Thank you

I found it 6pm on Wednsday Sky Sports 3

[Stu]

I'm as bad at keeping this thread updated as I perceive everyone else to be with keeping the other one going :(.

Watching the excellent WrestleMania Saturday panel at Axcess right now waiting for red carpet Hall Of Fame build up at 1, mofos. The Network is the bomb diggity. I've been treated to Ziggler going around insulting people, Bad News Barret presenting his ten worst WrestleMania moments, the Usos buying some shirts, Renee Young running into Scott Hall's biggest, gayest fan and Ric Flair being really mean and shirty towards Mick Foley.

It's mostly the total hype fodder thing full of repeat video packages that you would expect but I sorta like that thing building to the big day. I used to leave the 10 minute Box Office preview show on a loop all Sunday when I refreshed newz sites maniacally years ago.

That sit down interviews with The Shield should be played on Raw every week until they combust. For all the promise people are talking up about Roman Reigns it still doesn't seem like the entire crowd are on board with him. And a lot of the crowd if you watch don't seem to know how to react when the groups music hits. I loath having to use the term 'casual fan' but in lieu of anything different there does seem to be large swathes of kids in the crowd who aren't sure how to react yet to the more ill defined, tweenery Shield.

The video package firmly casts them as three intelligent, plugged in human beings though. Even Alex Riley picked up on the fact that even though they spoke almost exclusively in "we're going to step over everyone and own this business" platitudes there was still a sense of humility about them for the fact that they had reached this point in the first place. They're really cool guys and get that fine balance people like Bryan and Punk have failed at at times between looking like guys you would meet at a gig and looking like guys who are still wrestlers that would kick your head in. I'm looking froward to the follow up parts.

I'm also really looking forward to WrestleMania. The build up has in parts been solid in parts subdued. Overshadowed by the Network launch with a lot of it being thrown together far too late. It's all been about Bryan though no matter what other angles seemed to be coming to the fore more over the past year or so. I'm not mental for the guy and am skeptical of where they could go with a title run [Extreme Rules] but the WrestleMania Yes moment is the clear light of day for this show. And I'm assuming even though long term it won't be a good long term strategy or even the guy they want to go with at all they've realized that the show has sold itself as best it can at this point and that you may as well go with the obvious Kodiak moment. If only for awhile.

I mean if Triple H wanted to go on and win the whole thing too that would be fine. Basically though my feeling is this WrestleMania will fall in to the 'surprisingly good' category. 29 and 27 were both some of the worst in recent memory. Provided they nail a decent time format, throw loads of nostalgia at us, and have the handful of big time matches deliver it should all be pretty good. And the Hall Of Fame! I'm as excited for that as anything because I can watch the whole thing on the Network.

It's WrestleMania weekend still, isn't it. I've found myself hopelessly excited as usual. Enjoy it everyone.

[Stu]

And if you read all that here is your reward :

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Total Eurovision. Love Steph's obvious admiration for the business.

SCOTT HALL I'M SO ****ING EXCITED.

[Vicky.]

This is costing me nearly 20 quid :bored:

[Stu]

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These guys are in the house. If they get Rock, Austin, Michaels, Bret, Hogan, Warrior etc together for some selfie moment I'll wet the walls.

Miz must be lining up to take all their finishers. What a rush that would be!

[Black Dagger]

Stu, I read it all, great read :love:

And that set is orgasmic, hope they go all out with the entrances..

And omfg, that photo. So excited now for the Hall of Fame, got my tissues for Jake, and tonight, can't ****ing wait. I'm even excited for the jobber battle royal.

[Brother Leon]

Says it all when two guys who were my childhood almost in Austin and Rock didn't make me smile as much as seeing JR in that pic. Love that man and miss his commentary.

[Stu]

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I'm literally going to cry. That's just so special.

[Black Dagger]

****ing epic :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Another selfie, the disgust on Dean's face at the twitter mirror, he hates social media so much :laugh:

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[Stu]

Do all the kliq go derp eventually?

"Look in to the camera Shawn."

"I'm trying!"

[Stu]

Lita is one boring ****. Speech is going on forever. They cut to Hogan clapping and he had this priceless "why are we clapping?" look of confusion.

[Black Dagger]

****ing bawling my eyes out, man.

[Stu]

Yeah that was a trip. Jesus.

Whose idea was it to send out the midgets afterwards.

[Black Dagger]

FFS. If that was supposed to be a 'pick me up' jesus fn christ.

[Stu]

Make-a-sandwich induction.

[Black Dagger]

I'll save that for Carlos I think.

[Stu]

****ing hell I need to get Kane for my wedding. That was one of the more bizarre sights ever.

[Stu]

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It's the same photo! The Kliq have practically stolen WrestleMania. What a Hall Of Fame, bar Lita being self involved. Mr. T's mental speech about his mother was class. Carlito burying the company was class. The kliq! Roberts! You made it, sir. Thank you for your service.

[Stu]

From Tumblr :

If you haven’t seen Mr. T’s acceptance speech at the WWE Hall of Fame, you really must. Here are a few memorable lines:

"Every time I think about my mother, it sends a certain feeling up and down my body."
"My mother remembers when she used to look like The Girl From Ipanema; tall and tan and young and lovely, walking like The Girl From Ipanema."
"Her urinary tract had to work for two."
"My mother got that big thick strap and whipped our behinds. Thank you mother."
"I love my mother on President’s Day. I love my mother on Election Day, on Labor Day, Independence Day, Columbus Day, Earth Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Groundhogs Day, April Fools Day, New Years Day, St Patrick’s Day, and yes, even on Father’s Day!"

He also has an interesting theological view in which god keeps the books on a celestial bank account, and a big way to cash in on this deal is in the amount of weight put on during pregnancy.

"Every inch added onto my mother’s once streamline waist when she was pregnant was a sacrifice. The first month when I was in there and her waistline got out of shape one inch, the universe piled up one credit on her behalf. The more inches, the more credits." "For every varicose vein, the universe piled up credits."

I’m not knocking the dude. Mr. T is the only man on the planet who could give a speech at a pro wrestling show about labor pains, urinary tracts, varicose veins and bible quotes (and not mention pro wrestling even once) and STILL have the fans chanting “this is awesome”.

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[Brother Leon]

Is it 3 or 4 hours?

[King Gizzard]

Jeez HHH looks weird with short hair. Never really took it in before

[Ramsay]

4 buddyyyy
Watched Mr T, The Snake and Warrior's inductions. Serious feels during Jake's speech. wow. Must watch Razor's next. hard as **** to find any though
edit: got it. HEY YO

[Ramsay]

oh and this >>
:worship:

Gr3yx2RT3RE

[Brother Leon]

Finishes 4am...getting up for work is going to be challenge of the year.....

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[Brother Leon]

Apparently a Sting video package is going to be shown...

[Stu]

I booked 2 days off work so I could fit in The Stinger as well tomorrow night :pipe: /lamearse.

[Black Dagger]

Let the wrasslin binge continue. Actually watching this two hour pre-show, hate life, will want to punch A-Ri in his face.

[Black Dagger]

Oh and I cried like a bitch at Jake, him actually being there alive had me in floods alone. Then when he was talking about being too pathetic and weak too kill himself </3

[Ramsay]

I booked 2 days off work so I could fit in The Stinger as well tomorrow night :pipe: /lamearse.

hahah that's the way to do it!
not gonna be able to watch raw live myself. will record it and have a media blackout until i get back from class and watch it. kind of like that HIMYM superbowl episode
YOU FORGOT THE DIPPING SAUCE

[Stu]

Let the wrasslin binge continue. Actually watching this two hour pre-show, hate life, will want to punch A-Ri in his face.
Have you got the Network, BD?

[Black Dagger]

I haven't yet, no good with technology until it officially launches here, soo ****ing good though for it's price, folk need it, I hope the subscription numbers that come out tomorrow are good.

[Jemal]

Need to find a decent stream for this baby.

[Black Dagger]

I feel cheap using a stream, I have no money but would actually love to give the E the ££ for this one.

[Ramsay]

I would never risk watching WM through steam. would be afraid i'd be searching and searching for one that doesn't get shut down all night

[Stu]

Network + Unlock-Us and you're good to go. That's all there is to it.

[Jemal]

so you guys gonna pay?

[Brother Leon]

Streams are easy to find. I had 2 last year and didn't even need to use the backup one.

[King Gizzard]

I think I'm just going to follow it all through twitter but then I have to be up at 8am

[Stu]

GKP_ZYBOHQ4

[Black Dagger]

The stream I used last year was stellar as **** and had great quality, hope the same for this year. Ah I'll look into that in the week Karlos, might get it in time for Legends House :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Streams posted in here tbh. Forgot what site I used last time, but it was 5*.

[Black Dagger]

WrestleNet >>>

But I hate it as well because it has EVERYTHING in regards to the Network on it and and I don't want people to be cheap like me (but as soon as I can, the Network is a much purchase) and actually buy it!!

[Jemal]

Yeah past couple of years, i've found some decent streams

[Stu]

I assume the ease, availability and quality of the Network on computers will make for better streams. Then again Jerry McDevitt and his team will be all over that **** like never before tonight shutting your ass down faster than a Billy Gunn singles push.

[Black Dagger]

A Billy Gunn push lasted 3 months once!!! (probably longer, how long were he and Chuck ****ing)

[Jemal]

So wait uno the usos match, wheres that gonna be?

[Stu]

The pre show, brother.

[Black Dagger]

2nd hour of the pre-show!

[Jemal]

Yeah, but like where can i watch that?
Is it a stream thing or youtube

[Black Dagger]

Oh 2nd hour is Network exclusive, so yeah stream.

[Jemal]

Iteeee, Time to watch the usos slay the wrestlemania stage.

[Stu]

That Eminem Wyatt/Cena vignette is the dogs bollocks.

[Ramsay]

wyatt family seriously :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Pre show on youtube not available in my country.


**** you wwe. I have no guilt streaming later now :idc:

[Black Dagger]

It's like they thrive on being the most incompetent company ever at times, even the youtube has ****ed up.

[Stu]

Michaels wearing a paedo deer hunter cap with his suit jacket.

It's so sad that my instant reaction to Foley now is "**** off you fat ****".

[Stu]

I still can't get over Mr. T's speech last night. And being Kaned off. I could write a book on it.

[Brother Leon]

Got 4 different sites. One of them must stay up :)

[King Gizzard]

But was T's speech better than the Iron Sheikh's?

[Stu]

But was T's speech better than the Iron Sheikh's?
They both had more direction than Lita's. I assume Reggie's not here tonight because he drained himself during that 40 minutes of terror. I was hoping to hear of what Ivory and Trish Stratus thought of Sting coming back.

[Brother Leon]

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[Stu]

I assume the two hour pre show is negligible and that the tag match won't start until 23:50.

[King Gizzard]

WWE Creative having to add ish and humour to their name :(

[Stu]

Batista looks so hilarious with them gucci paddy caps.

[Black Dagger]

Got 4 different sites. One of them must stay up :)

Post on my wall brah. The one I usually use, has a ****ing chatbox enforced that I can't turn off and the majority of them are legit retarded.

[Brother Leon]

"I ripped my shirt off when I got to te hotel room yesterday"

Wow. This is meant to be PG!!

[Brother Leon]

Post on my wall brah. The one I usually use, has a ****ing chatbox enforced that I can't turn off and the majority of them are legit retarded.

I got you,bro...

[Stu]

Jimmy Hart looks the same as he looked in 1987.

[Brother Leon]

What is on this 2nd hour?

Is it worth watching or shall I go get munchies from tesco instead? Lol

[Black Dagger]

Usos vs Rybaxel vs Cesaro & Swagger vs Los Matadores :laugh:

Yeah you can get munchies.

[King Gizzard]

I watch wrestle talk more than actual wrestling

[King Gizzard]

Mainly cus of the 2 girls that are regularly on there

[Stu]

Bez lookalike behind Josh Matthews dancing in dayglo during Garcia's entrance. It's uncanny.

[Brother Leon]

Right. I am set. God bless the Tesco open until 1am right next to me.

[Stu]

We're off!

Rybaxle's weird theme tune.

[Stu]

Right. I am set. God bless the Tesco open until 1am right next to me.
24 hour one across from me! Got a floppy Chicago Town pizza, a bag of cheese tortillas, and a giant bottle of Lucozade. And a Galaxy bar.

[Ramsay]

Cant believe Lillian Garcia is almost 50. She's gona be a serious GILF the way she's going

[Stu]

Mawky face on her.

[Brother Leon]

Those masks are just so terrible :laugh:

[Stu]

I'm so up for this. Especially after listening to the Matadore's choon.

[Black Dagger]

Sound was distorted for a bit, but fixed now, hopefully no more issues for them.

[Black Dagger]

Bye Los Matadores, biggest jobber tag team since The Dicks.

[Brother Leon]

Real Americans ftw pls.

[Black Dagger]

They're about to split, so I can only see an Usos win, will be pleasantly surprised tho if they do.

[Ramsay]

+1 for real americans

[Stu]

Yeah the tin sound has been fixed. Word has it Sin Cara was in the sound truck.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah, they won't have RA eliminate all 3 teams, they aren't Roman Reigns :laugh:

[Ramsay]

The Cesaro love <3

[Stu]

Great atmos in there. Thank god it has a roof.

[Black Dagger]

Aye, just tweeted that I'm loving the atmosphere, going to be crazy for the main show.

[Brother Leon]

Ergh. There isn't one stream that is sticking and it's the pre show :joker:

[Stu]

Surprised they got the pin on Cesaro. He could be the post Mania Ziggler on tomorrow's Raw.

[Stu]

Steady on!

[Black Dagger]

Yasss. Babyface Cesaro <3.

[Stu]

They have to swing Zeb at some point. It will be ****ing wonderful.

[Stu]

Here we ****ing go!

[Brother Leon]

Streams are impossible right now for me. :/

[Brother Leon]

Found one my ****ty laptop can handle.

HOGAN!!

[Stu]

The ... Silverdome?

[Black Dagger]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER LEON!!

hshfhf pumped

[Stu]

Silverdome. Hogan's mental!

http://thefirstrow.biz/boxing/wwe-wrestlemania-30-frsdb9fe

Mate says this stream's kosher.

This. Is. Class.

[Jemal]

Stream?

[Stu]

creamed it

oh **** oh **** oh ****

[Black Dagger]

AUSTIN!!

[Ramsay]

AUSTIN

[Brother Leon]

Jizzzzz

[Black Dagger]

"Glad to be back here in the Silverdome" :laugh:

[Stu]

This is ****ing super duper.

[Brother Leon]

Austin controls a crowd so effortlessly mayne.

[Black Dagger]

He's getting them hot, that is for sure!

[Brother Leon]

The Rock...pls


I may explode if so.

[Black Dagger]

ROCKY NOW AS WELL

omfg

[Stu]

Oh **** me.

[Brother Leon]

Yeeeessss!!!!

[Stu]

Seriously. I can't.

[Ramsay]

Cena out next to ruin it no doubt

[Stu]

Where the **** is Nash.

[Brother Leon]

Funkasarus out next tbh.

[Black Dagger]

3MB will save this segment!!

[Stu]

Yeah these are actually the three surprise entrants in the battle royal.

[Brother Leon]

I'm born 9 months after WM FFS :joker:

[Stu]

Did they get Rock to carry this segment because Hogan can't get anyone's name right?

Amazing.

[Brother Leon]

Whoever throws Stone Cold beers has the coolest job.

[Ramsay]

That was amazing :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

Flawless segment, and this being the opening match :worship:

[Samuel.]

Link?

[Brother Leon]

Firstrow and Stream2Watch are working best,Samuel

[Stu]

Entrance looks promising ...

[Black Dagger]

Holy **** at this entrance :worship:

[Samuel.]

Firstrow and Stream2Watch are working best,Samuel

Cheers!

Is this the pre-show or has it already started?

[Ramsay]

Dat entrance my balls

[Stu]

No matches and this is already amazing.

[Brother Leon]

Main show.



That intro music..

[Black Dagger]

I remember how everybody was all '**** card, gonna be a **** Mania' and it's already superior to last year and 27 by a country mile :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Stephanie is an animal in bad ain't she? :lovedup:

[Ramsay]

Kiss of death like aj

[Brother Leon]

The pop when Bryan wins the title...

[Stu]

Steph's legs are alright, aren't they.

[Brother Leon]

West Ham kit on the front row...of all teams :joker:

[Stu]

I mean I'm delighted she's over dressing like Gordon Gekko.

[Stu]

What's up with them prototype Triple H trunks. They're like the Shawn Michaels poo pants.

[Brother Leon]

I prefer Cole as a heel commentator.

[Ramsay]

Dat reference to WM20 with the crossface by HHH

[Brother Leon]

I remember when kickin out of a pedigree was a wtf moment lol

[Ramsay]

Just realised that whoever wins will surely be the first ever person to start and close wrestlemania? no one has done that before i dont think

[Ramsay]

YES

[Brother Leon]

Booooo

[Ramsay]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkk8Bk_CcAEX3E9.png

[Brother Leon]

Ok they are taking it too far when Bryan still wins later :joker:

[Stu]

Just realised that whoever wins will surely be the first ever person to start and close wrestlemania? no one has done that before i dont think
Bret at X.

Great match. Much better than he's crap with Lesnar. This angle is getting mad heat in the building.

[Brother Leon]

Cutting off Road Dogg<<<

[Stu]

Giant Steve Davis.

[Ramsay]

Do my eyes deceive me or have i just witnessed a Zack Ryder sighting?

[Stu]

Scooby-Doo should be in this.

[Ramsay]

da fuk is mysterio doing? he's been sitting out the entire thing :laugh:

[Ramsay]

never mind lol

[Brother Leon]

Ok. That was cool by kofi.

[Stu]

**** Battle Royal turns fun.

[Ramsay]

cmon cesaro!!

[Stu]

Swing him!

[Ramsay]

MY GOD

[Stu]

Best WrestleMania in ****ing years!

[Brother Leon]

Cesaro!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Loving this show. It's predictable but still super fun.

[Stu]

Only a European can lift a trophy properly.

[Brother Leon]

That promo was great.

This is my legacy!!!!

[Stu]

Everything is going so good.

[Ramsay]

Bray :love:
Love this guy so much

[Stu]

Reminds me of the Alkaline Trio's Burn video with all the voodoo stuff.

[Ramsay]

That 5 Knuckle Shuffle Bray spot was great

[Brother Leon]

Wyatt is hilarious :joker:

[Ramsay]

What a dick

[Stu]

Tiddle****s. No way should that have been a clean win for Cena.

Mental visual with the singing. "No John! It's not who you are!".

Another great match.

[Ramsay]

Mental visual with the singing. "No John! It's not who you are!".



What a laugh that was :laugh2:

[Stu]

You gotta be who you wanna be John! Do what you wanna do!

Everyone will be doing the Garland Green tomorrow night.

[Brother Leon]

Man. I really thought we may get heel Cena then.

[Black Dagger]

****ing pathetic. CENAWINSLOL

What does he gain? Bray looked golden all match.

[Stu]

There's a gimmick for Bearer's chewing gum son, surely. Hands in his pockets to hide the cheetho stains.

[Brother Leon]

The streak match is my WM highlight every year. Here we go.

[Black Dagger]

Just BEYOND obvious this year, there was times with HHH (like the SCM/Pedigree) moment that I thought 'wow could be over' but this is like yeh 22-0, just give us Sting/Bray/Cena already.

[Stu]

The booking ventured in to arrogant "it's the streak, just buy the PPV" territory and Brock matches usually bore me. Bring on the Divas.

[Stu]

Papa Shango run in notwithstanding.

[Black Dagger]

Brock vs Cena and Brock vs Punk were top notch and Taker loves putting on his 1 match, MOTYC on.

[Stu]

Bossman's coffin :(.

Primed for the run in :).

[Stu]

Sting might be in the Lesnar cas ....


... wait .... no. He's not.

[Ramsay]

Having a chat with my friend here about Lesnar and now it's turned to us imitating Lesnar getting a nipple massage off Heyman...i'm so weird

[Ramsay]

''Paul your not using enough vaseline Paul''

[Stu]

Having a chat with my friend here about Lesnar and now it's turned to us imitating Lesnar getting a nipple massage off Heyman...i'm so weird
We were having one last night during the HOF of how boring and tense it would be smoking with Orton.

"I need a fag"
"Use the tobacco Orton it's right there on the table."
"No they're better with proper fags. Pause this. Where's my bag gone?"

[Brother Leon]

Brock Lesnar's return mark is there!!!!!!

This guy
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3575086/lesnar-fan-o.gif

[Stu]

Conversation has turned to how pink Lesnar is.

Even the commentators sound bored.

[Stu]

Zzzzz.

[Ramsay]

Very disappointing match but kind of expected it really

[Ramsay]

What the ****dadsdas

[Stu]

What the ****?

[Brother Leon]

What?????

[Ramsay]

The dream is over durkin

[Stu]

Still waiting for a catch.

What?

What the actual ****?

[Brother Leon]

This can't be??!?!?!

[Stu]

looked away and thought something dodgy happened because no music came but it was a perfect touch. **** guy to give it to and no Sting match or Cena match but for sheer shock value ... ****ing hell. What a WrestleMania.

[Black Dagger]

What the absolute ****?

[Brother Leon]

Wow. I love Brock...but wow.

[Ramsay]

Just BEYOND obvious this year, there was times with HHH (like the SCM/Pedigree) moment that I thought 'wow could be over' but this is like yeh 22-0, just give us Sting/Bray/Cena already.

:worry::worry:

[Brother Leon]

I'm still in shock. What the **** did we just witness??


I think this confirms there is a 0% chance Bryan loses now.

[Ramsay]

Im still waiting for Sting :worry:

[Brother Leon]

Nar. I'm pissed. I never thought he would lose the streak. Wtf man :(

[King Gizzard]

Wonder if there's any slight chance they just leave it to Taker during the match to decide if he loses or not

[Black Dagger]

I'm still speechless ffs.

Why Brock Lesnar and why the **** before Sting and Cena and Wyatt. Nah stupid.

And the match was ****e.

[Brother Leon]

The confrontation between them after Lesnar's UFC fight makes sense now. I suppose Undertaker chose him to end the streak for some reason.

[Stu]

Brock Lesnar is the biggest heel in the history of the wrestling business tomorrow night.

I love it. Call it illogical till the cows come home. 'Taker was obviously done and wanted to hand his streak to Lesnar because of some mad MMA propz.

The business took a weird turn.

[Brother Leon]

Kids in the crowd crying according to people there. :(

[King Gizzard]

Yeah they figured Taker couldn't do it anymore and the match would be poor so they ended the streak to make up fo it, sounds more logical than my theory Lol

[Brother Leon]

The faces in the crowd though....some iconic lictors in the history of wwe tonight.

[King Gizzard]

A few of the wrestlers on twitter are mad shocked

[Stu]

Lots of people convinced they pulled an audible in the ring for sure.

Walking out is a bit ridiculous. It's insane to think that even in the fake whacky world of pro wrestling the streak is something that the fans would not allow to be touched.

[King Gizzard]

I thought he'd get to 22-0 and then just retire for sure. I guess he didn't want the temptation to ever come back though.

[Black Dagger]

The whole crowd has just either ****ed off or gone silent, stupid decision.

If you were ending it, Bray was your man.

[Stu]

Fans are ****ting on everything now. Is that right? It's mental to think that in the weird world of WWE where everyone is a scumbag, nothing matters and any kind of excitement or unpredictability is a good thing that they're refusing to buy this.

[Brother Leon]

I do love that Bryan has been overshadowed on his day though :laugh:

Was never crazy about him lol

[King Gizzard]

Bray Wyatt good and everything but I'm not sure it's a gimmick that would last years and years and years so that he would deserve to end the streak. Brock on the other hand has stayed the same down the years and will never change, and already had a legacy in his own right

[Brother Leon]

Imagine Batista wins...just imagine it for a second.

[Stu]

My childhood is dead. I feel like the two virgins crying on their way home in Ready To Rumble. I remember a simpler time when THE UNDERTAKE DIDN'T LOSE AT WRESTLEMANIA.

[Shaun]

me rn

http://cryptome.org/info/ik03/pict365.jpg

[Stu]

I knew having Big Daddy Cool's coffin out on stage was a jinx.

[King Gizzard]

So many closet wrestling watchers on my twitter feed when it happened. Even all those "WRESTLING IS FAKE LOLZ" people

[Stu]

Russo's writing, again.

They need to have a funeral for the streak tomorrow night. It'll be ****ing bedlam.

[Brother Leon]

Yeah. This crowd ain't the same now. Even when Bryan wins and I don't even blame them.

[Ramsay]

Mcmahon to run down and do the count for bryan plz

[Stu]

This is whacky. I love it. Where's Gerry Brisco? Is Taker going on a losing streak now?

[Stu]

21-22

[Stu]

Orton's ****ing knackered. Back landed on the monitor.

[Ramsay]

Bryan legit ****ed?

[Brother Leon]

Orton putting on a show mayne. Great performance.

[Brother Leon]

Bryan V Orton feud agai then as Orton wasn't pinned.

[Stu]

Bryan V Orton feud agai then as Orton wasn't pinned.
Not a chance. Nobody wants to see Orton. Never mind that dull feud again.

I forgot they had title belts. Oh well.

Predictable results, tonight.

[Brother Leon]

Great show. Still in shock about Taker, some great matches and even if I find Bryan overrated he deserved his moment.

[Stu]

What a WrestleMania. Cannot wait for Live Raw tomorrow. Can't wait for the fallout from this. Absolute lunacy.

[arista]

Great show. Still in shock about Taker, some great matches and even if I find Bryan overrated he deserved his moment.



What a Time Filler

Wasting 10 mins to Fecking Leave.

[Brother Leon]

Oh. And wwe could make Leanar the biggest heel of all time and have him beat Bryan for the belt :laugh:

[arista]

What a WrestleMania. Cannot wait for Live Raw tomorrow. Can't wait for the fallout from this. Absolute lunacy.


Nice to see Steph on the Deck
Nasty bitch

[Black Dagger]

Top 5 Mania that...

Lesnar wasn't the right man to end the streak, but what a ****ing swerve.

Bray and Cesaro looked like a star and Bryan finally got his storyline pay-off.