Versus- Task 2: VersusVision (JACK F & LUCAS EVICTED; BLUE TEAM WIN TASK 2)

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/iTD4Pmq.png
6 Nominees. 6 Songs. 2 exits.
Nominees, you will write a song to try and save yourselfs. You'll have 23 hours to write a song with a minimum of 80 words. You're all independent. The forum and the jury will vote for their favourite songs and the people who wrote the two winning songs gets saved; and so do the people who get 2nd place. The two last placees get the boot. In a minute 6 themes will be posted, and you choose one and write your song to fit that theme. First come, first serve, so get picking in 1 minute!

The song with the overall most votes wins the task for their team. Their team may help the songwriters in their team rooms.

The six themes:

TiBB- Kate
TV Shows- Jack
A famous news story/scandal parody- Salman
Countries- 08Marsh
TiBB's funniest moments- Glenn
TiBB Arguments- Lucas


Live now!

[Marsh.]

I'm fooked. :(

[Kate!]

Lucas is coming to pick now... I'll take what's left.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Finished mine, it's about 200 words yay

[T*]

PM it me salman :amazed:

[Marsh.]

I'm stuck. :sad: The team room is a wasteland.

Edit - Write mine Salman.

[Kate!]

I'm stuck. :sad: The team room is a wasteland.

Edit - Write mine Salman.

Do one for me as well, we'll give you a fiver.... EACH!!!!!

[Kate!]

Ok I've written it!

Move over Andrew Lloyd Webber, I'm snatching your weave :pipe2:

What time do I have to submit it by?

[Jack.]

Just finishing mine off now

[Loukas]

excited to judge these :devil:

[Jack.]

Mine is so so so bad :joker:

[Marsh.]

When's the deadline?

[smudgie]

Looking forward to this:devil:

[T*]

Deadline- 9pm

[Marsh.]

Oh good, I have a bit longer.

I'm on 110 words and it's awful. :joker:

[T*]

Hello everybody!

[Marsh.]

:joker: I thought the minimum was 200 words.

[Me. I Am Salman]

hiiii

[Shaun]

good luck inferiors

[T*]

Hello, and welcome to VersusVision, The task that will determine your fates!

We have 6 songs for you tonight.

TO VOTE FOR YOUR 2 FAVOURITE SONGs:
PM WITH THE NUMBER AND USERNAME OF THE ARTIST YOU'D LIKE TO VOTE WHEN VOTING OPENS.. FORUM ONLY.

[Marsh.]

:worry:

[Marsh.]

Can we vote for each other?

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/Pp45Wo8.png

Song 1: You can't watch this by Jack F

You can't watch this
You can't watch this
You can't watch this
You can't watch this
You can't watch this

New, new, new girl ****s so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With two pints of Lager and two hype feet

It feels good, when you know ru Paul is on
A super dope bitches having fun
And Ru Paul is known for being such a bitch
And this is so neat, uh, you can't watch


I told you about homeland
(You can't watch it)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know
(You can't watch it)

Look at my name is earl
(You can't watch this)
Yo, let me watch the funky show
(You can't watch this)

Fresh meat is advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna watch it
So move, outta your seat
And let me watch fresh meat

[T*]

Can we vote for each other?

No

[Marsh.]

:dance: You can't watch this!!!!

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/fIBaCNt.png
Sometimes TiBB has arguments- Lucas

(To the tune of: s9MszVE7aR4)
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!

[Shaun]

:umm2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Lmfao

[Marsh.]

:umm2:

:joker:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/rgZsrlh.png
Kay Burley, in Kuala Lumpur
once lost her phone in a scrum
The tax-payers gathered
never was a nation so battered
and they offered to buy her a new one

But unfortunately for Kay
This just wasn't enough
A new phone to her would not measure up

'Cuz It had all her edits
An abundance of credit
Favourite MP3 songs
An app called 'how to use tongs'
It's value was more than enough

She says boy I need u, right next to me
wanna feel ur breath, I want to bathe in your 3G
just to have you in my palm, would mean the word my old friend
it hurts that every call must reach a dead end

But despite this cold truth, I carry on dialling
and it goes to voicemail, and each time it is surprising
because I just can't accept that you're gone
sweet prince it is with me you belong

seven days have flown past, and still no mere sign
it's been widely accepted that you are no longer alive
oh this anguish I experience, it eats away at my health
would the pain end right here if I just killed myself?

[Me. I Am Salman]

mines a poem :umm2:

[Vanessa]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj0pyhMF911qbpohdo1_r1_500.gif

[T*]

mines a poem :umm2:

not if you imagine destiny's child singing it

[Me. I Am Salman]

Tru

[T*]

Juries please go to group for a new thread

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/9yRRIFE.png
BfwG-P24J8w
Mmmm mmmm mmmm
I'm logging in to Tee Eye Bee Bee
Mmmm mmmm mmmm
To spend sometime online

Been out the house all day,
now it's time for me to play,
You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Spot Salman's name on who's online
Vanessa discussing 'Come Dine'

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Finer than gourmet wine
Tee Eye Bee Bee

I click a thread
And I see a funny meme
Making fun of Ben
Putting him to shame
And over in Lil's Lounge
It's the usual mayhem and fun
Chatting random ****
Bout everything under the sun

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Finer than gourmet wine
Tee Eye Bee Bee

Shaun's put up a music poll
Marc's planning the next Tibb 'Mole'
PeteMitch is stanning for his 'Brit'
Ammi's posting with her usual wit
Niamh's given us a quiz to do
Glenn stole a penguin from the Zoo D:
Kizzy's news flashes are on fire
And Zake are debating whose forehead is higher

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Finer than gourmet wine
Tee Eye Bee Bee

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee

[Benjamin]

is here

[Me. I Am Salman]

Spot Salman's name on Who's Online

u bitch

[Benjamin]

I wondered why you kept looking at the Kay Burley thread yesterday Salman :joker:

[T*]

is here

-looks at watch-
-looks at ben-

[Benjamin]

I told you I was out. :idc:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I wondered why you kept looking at the Kay Burley thread yesterday Salman :joker:

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Billie Piper :laugh:

[Pete.]

Salman's is excellent

[Pete.]

As is Jack and Kate's - well done

[Shaun]

these last two songs :flutter:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/pAqXgaH.png
Look at the size of the plates in the United States
They’re not as big as the pyjamas in the Bahamas

They might squeeze on Tina from Argentina
But they’d bury Bolivia’s Olivia.

Have you ever sat on a bench and tried to speak French?
Or been chased by the police in Belize?
If you’ve never kissed a Buddha whilst in Bermuda,
Then you might be a bit hasty in Haiti
And then you can’t poo whilst holidaying in Peru
But nudism would see you banned from Greenland.

Welcome to Jamaica where you’ll find yourself a stranger
Is he from Uruguay or Guatemala?

In the Caribbean, you can buy some drugs
But Venezuela is where you’ll find the thugs
Which do you prefer, either or?
Would you rather someone from Chile, Brazil or Ecuador?

Now we’ve reached Guam, would you please tell me mam
That I’ve left her my washing and eaten the spam
I’ll send her a postcard once I’ve reached San Juan

It’s cold and it’s raining back in Jolly ol’
But it’s full of people who came in from a famous Pole

This is the end of my song, it’s as silly as a thong
I really don’t know how to end
What was asked of me, was an impossible task and now it’s sent me quite round the bend…
I’m not sure I understood it or even had a good start
So now I’ll just end with a FART…

[Pete.]

So now I’ll just end with a FART…

That Monty Python inspiration

[Benjamin]

I'm liking these :love:

[Jack.]

As is Jack and Kate's - well done

Thanks pete :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

I think that's my fave

[Josiah.]

Same here.

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/yk2m30g.png
i love policemen,
i love policemen,
i love policemen,

i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman
and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me.
im such a dirty little ****er
dirty little ****er
dirty little ****er


i love policemen,
i love policemen,
i love policemen,

I asked him do you watch hollyoaks?
you know how jasmine is a girl but really
she she is a boy trapped in a girls body?
well if i was like that would you do me then?
do me then?
do me then?

i love policemen,
i love policemen,
i love policemen,


my mum slapped me when i got in though
she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want
people to think we are common as muck'
i said you dont seem to care about that
when you go shopping at netto bitch!
netto bitch!
netto bitch!

*hair flip*

http://i.imgur.com/j5oWAPH.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/D6HbpkW.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/j5oWAPH.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/D6HbpkW.gif

[Marsh.]

That Monty Python inspiration

You see right through me don't you? :laugh:

[Shaun]

i can imagine that being sung by peter andre, well done marsh

[Jake.]

omg i remember seeing that gif of that bloke years back and thinking 'who's that twat', sorry Ben

[Marsh.]

I think that's my fave

Same here.

Thanks.

i can imagine that being sung by peter andre, well done marsh

:amazed: :dance:

[Benjamin]

omg i remember seeing that gif of that bloke years back and thinking 'who's that twat', sorry Ben

It's okay I still think 'What a twat' when I see you post. :pipe:

[Marsh.]

D: Is that Vicky?

She's hotter than Niamh. :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

Yes, one is me the other is Vicky. :laugh:

[Pete.]

http://i.imgur.com/yk2m30g.png
i love policemen,
i love policemen,
i love policemen,

i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman
and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me.
im such a dirty little ****er
dirty little ****er
dirty little ****er


i love policemen,
i love policemen,
i love policemen,

I asked him do you watch hollyoaks?
you know how jasmine is a girl but really
she she is a boy trapped in a girls body?
well if i was like that would you do me then?
do me then?
do me then?

i love policemen,
i love policemen,
i love policemen,


my mum slapped me when i got in though
she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want
people to think we are common as muck'
i said you dont seem to care about that
when you go shopping at netto bitch!
netto bitch!
netto bitch!


Isn't that by Cher Lloyd
https://31.media.tumblr.com/39266270b8cc97373f4e30ad27ad669b/tumblr_mm1di9FbF91qlvwnco2_250.gif

[Jake.]

It's okay I still think 'What a twat' when I see you post. :pipe:

http://i.imgur.com/EFnu5Zx.png

[Marsh.]

Yes, one is me the other is Vicky. :laugh:

:laugh: It's still so strange putting faces to these usernames.

[Pete.]

:laugh: It's still so strange putting faces to these usernames.
I don't like seeing face behind usernames - I prefer making characters/assumptions about what the person looks like based on their posting ability

[Benjamin]

http://i.imgur.com/EFnu5Zx.png

http://i51.tinypic.com/28ku1aq.jpg

[Jake.]

http://i51.tinypic.com/28ku1aq.jpg

God it gets worse

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/ZgsPPHF.png

[Pete.]

http://i51.tinypic.com/28ku1aq.jpg
Where these from

[Josiah.]

God it gets worse

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-frc1/t1.0-1/p160x160/1897900_1395889337344248_1158297425_n.jpg
Me ^^^

[Loukas]

Do the Jury get the same vote as the members Tom?

[Marsh.]

I don't like seeing face behind usernames - I prefer making characters/assumptions about what the person looks like based on their posting ability

So do I. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Where these from

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=172452

They were posted in here and were taken from when a whole load of us from TiBB used tiny chat

[Marsh.]

http://i51.tinypic.com/28ku1aq.jpg

:eek:
I expected him to look like Alan Carr with blonde highlights.

[Jake.]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-frc1/t1.0-1/p160x160/1897900_1395889337344248_1158297425_n.jpg
Me ^^^

me

http://i.imgur.com/vYxcUx3s.jpg

[T*]

Do the Jury get the same vote as the members Tom?

Visit the jury group xxxx

[T*]

me

http://i.imgur.com/vYxcUx3s.jpg

If you're not playing pls vote
kthnx

[Jake.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=172452

They were posted in here and were taken from when a whole load of us from TiBB used tiny chat

omg that thread I'm dying :joker:

i honestly thought that gif of you was like Thomas or something

[Marsh.]

You should send out a universal PM to everyone online "VOTE NOW ARSEHOLES".

:laugh:

[Pete.]

http://i51.tinypic.com/28ku1aq.jpg
Smithy premiering Born This Way album?

[T*]

JAKE

[T*]

there is no votes yet, IF YOU WANT THE EVICTION TO HAPPEN, ****ING VOTE

[T*]

omg that thread I'm dying :joker:

i honestly thought that gif of you was like Thomas or something

JAKE
Vote if you ain't a player instead of reminiscing about gifs!

[T*]

To clarify, vote for 2 Songs, from both teams.

[Jake.]

JAKE
Vote if you ain't a player instead of reminiscing about gifs!

you just saw that i voted stop going on

[Shaun]

tom, really, this bossy shtick is fine when i do it because i have a history of gamemaking and ruling tibb, but from you it's getting a bit bratty and especially when there was 9 minutes between you opening the votes and your angry post

you really need to calm down, and give people a chance to breathe

on another note, are ben/pete/annie/i allowed to vote?

[Samm]

omg kate used Billie piper :love:

[Pete.]

tom, really, this bossy shtick is fine when i do it because i have a history of gamemaking and ruling tibb, but from you it's getting a bit bratty and especially when there was 9 minutes between you opening the votes and your angry post

you really need to calm down, and give people a chance to breathe

on another note, are ben/pete/annie/i allowed to vote?
No we're not

Tom #promo in lounge and Nailworth Natter

[T*]

Teams may decide to vote once for one song of the opposite team. You have to Make an unanimous decision who this vote goes to, so please get to your team rooms.

[Pete.]

Nominated my person :idc:

[Benjamin]

omg that thread I'm dying :joker:

i honestly thought that gif of you was like Thomas or something

You did not just compare me to THOMAS C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jake.]

You did not just compare me to THOMAS C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well tbf I didn't know who either of you were :laugh:

[T*]

Jake, you cant just vote for 2 reds, you have to vote for 1 red 1 blue

[Pete.]

Annie and Salman in Red Group please :hug:

[T*]

Voting closes at 11pm

[Josiah.]

Note to Everyone: After Versus starts immediately following the eviction.

[Marsh.]

Is there another challenge after the elimination?

[T*]

Is there another challenge after the elimination?

I may leave it to tomorrow as this may end late

[Pete.]

Note to Everyone: After Versus starts immediately following the eviction.
Yas

[Pete.]

I may leave it to tomorrow as this may end late
That would suit me better tbh

[T*]

That would suit me better tbh

Good :amazed:

[T*]

2 minuto

[T*]

YOU VOTED. NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO GOES
http://i.imgur.com/BeTWi4D.png
http://i.imgur.com/HEBe7j1.png

[T*]

The votes have been times by 20 to make the scores more eurovisiony

[T*]

Let's start with the Red Team...

[T*]

Who's here

[Pete.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jrbbKI7P1qzkl82o1_500.gif

[Benjamin]

Here

[Jack.]

I'm here :)

[T*]

Someone get shaunathan in here nao

[T*]

Anyway... Red team...

[Kate!]

I'm feeling very threatened by Lucas' Sometimes Tibb has arguments song.

[T*]

In a random order:
Marsh got...
100 points!

[T*]

JackF got...
40 points!

[Pete.]

5
2

[Jack.]

I'm shocked two people voted for me. I had in my mind 0 points :laugh:

[T*]

And now, the final remaining nominee....Salman..... You got....
120 points! YOU HAVE WON FOR THE RED TEAM, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

[Glenn.]

This is tense

[Pete.]

Slay a little red team

[T*]

That means..... JackF, You HAVE been Evicted! Say your goodbyes and please leave the red team and the Versus House... Sorry you went so early :(

[Pete.]

Bye JackF :hug:

[Benjamin]

Bye Jack :(

[Jack.]

Bye bitches :xyxwave:

[Glenn.]

Jack :sad:

[T*]

BUT COULD BLUE TEAM WIN TASK 2? LeTS FIND OUT!

[Marsh.]

:amazed:

Well done Salman!

Edit - Bye Jack. :sad:

[T*]

Lucas... You got...
Nil Points! (0)

[Jack.]

Jack :sad:

Bye Glenn :bawling::bawling: I'm going to miss you :hug: :joker:

[T*]

Glenn... You got...
60 points!

[Glenn.]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Jack :idc:

[T*]

Kate... You got...
160 POINTS! YOU HAVE WON FOR THE BLUE TEAM AND ALSO WON TASK 2 FOR THE BLUE TEAM, WELL DONE!!!! :amazed:

[Jack.]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Jack :idc:

Oh don't be like that with me Glenn :hug: I've just been into the lounge. I see your sister is in labour :)

[Marsh.]

:amazed: Well done Kate.

[Marsh.]

What is the job of the jury?

[Benjamin]

Well done Kate. :worship:

[T*]

That also means....
Lucas, You HAVE Been evicted! Please say your goodbyes and leave the Blue team and the Versus house. Sorry you had to leave so early :(

[Benjamin]

Aww Lucas, thanks for the two whole posts to help us out. :love:

[Marsh.]

Aww Lucas, thanks for the two whole posts to help us out. :love:

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Well done everyone. This was a fun task.

http://replygif.net/i/775.gif

[T*]

I was going to do a best bits... But both housemates evicted have not been active enough for one; except for the song.

[Black Dagger]

oh well.

[Pete.]

How can there be a winner as one voter had two points to give?

[Pete.]

Or the person with the most votes team win and not a combined score?

[Jack.]

I was going to do a best bits... But both housemates evicted have not been active enough for one; except for the song.

Thanks for letting me be a part of your game Tom and best of luck with the rest of it :hug:

[T*]

Or the person with the most votes team win and not a combined score?

No combined score, Most votes team.

Blue: 160
Red: 120

[Pete.]

No combined score, Most votes team.

Blue: 160
Red: 120
Thanks for clarification

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/k0LsxIl.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/W3hw8Xe.png

[Pete.]

Jack getting dragged

[T*]

No dragging, I actually made this when he "walked" but didn't use it; Using it now
with that to show readers what happened.

[Pete.]

:hehe:

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

have a safe journey home now y'all

[T*]

Nominations at 9pm

[Me. I Am Salman]

I'm baaack, soz I had to go out for a bit for unexpected reasons, read back through the pages and thanks to anyone that voted for me :D

[Kate!]

:amazed: I won!!

Ooooooh!

I'd like to thank Billie Piper for her beautiful inspiration :lovedup:

[Marsh.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblslrE6hp1qkdght.gif

[Kate!]

I actually love Billie Piper (not in a lesbian way)

She's the best ever Dr Who companion and I love her music (shortlived career that it was :()

[Pete.]

I actually love Billie Piper (not in a lesbian way)

She's the best ever Dr Who companion and I love her music (shortlived career that it was :()

Umm Martha

[Shaun]

martha :flutter: the show died after she left

[Marsh.]

Dame Donna of Noble...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0cc1fbb272ee5841cc34d13ae996594d/tumblr_n3df4vY4x61tsipdgo1_500.gif

[Glenn.]

Dame Donna of Noble...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0cc1fbb272ee5841cc34d13ae996594d/tumblr_n3df4vY4x61tsipdgo1_500.gif

:worship:

[Shaun]

yeah I liked Donna too but only for her family/emotional story, I got a bit bored of the Catherine Tate gurns

[Samm]

I'd like to thank Billie Piper for her beautiful inspiration :lovedup:

That made me vote for you :love:

[Pete.]

Martha was one feisty ass bitch <3 (who cheated on her husband for Mickey)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b293bb6d8f06e6292b58f643242fd98f/tumblr_mimu2qrqDY1riw23so6_r1_250.gif

[Marsh.]

Martha was one feisty ass bitch <3 (who cheated on her husband for Mickey)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b293bb6d8f06e6292b58f643242fd98f/tumblr_mimu2qrqDY1riw23so6_r1_250.gif

Yeah, she couldn't act. :idc:

[Pete.]

Yeah, she couldn't act. :idc:
https://31.media.tumblr.com/7370b38a83ebbaa298eba2b44564f5ed/tumblr_inline_myu4wmRuzg1qznfri.gif

[Marsh.]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/7370b38a83ebbaa298eba2b44564f5ed/tumblr_inline_myu4wmRuzg1qznfri.gif

Use another tone of voice love. :hehe:

[Kate!]

:D

[Ammi]

..oh wow at the entries, they are excellent and especially to have been done in such a short time..well done everyone..and sorry for the two that left....

[Benjamin]

We needed to be here for 2pm?

[AnnieK]

Here....