Horrible Confessions

[lily.]

I was inspired to make this thread after seeing this post from Salman:

I've never shared this before but

a few years ago on the bus these two women in front of me left their chips on the seat and I was starving SO badly and I ate the rest when they got off, like it was upright so I thought it wouldn't be dirty

I regret so much in hindsight, esp as these were two really chavvy girls and I remember one of them talking about pulling an Italian guy the night before. it must have been ridden with diseases eww

What's your horrible confession?

[Smithy]

One time I shat in the sea in Wales

[Josy]

One time I shat in the sea in Wales

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS

[Josy]

I'm actually lmao now

[thesheriff443]

One time I shat in the sea in Wales

thats the best part of you gone:joker:

[Ammi]

..Smithy..:joker:...

[Me. I Am Salman]

This is actually really evil

I got revenge on this boy I used to hate when I was 12 by sneaking his mobile phone out of his bag and shoving it in the school recycling bin under lots of paper
Noone ever found it
And someone else was blamed and I think they had to pay for it http://www.survival*****.com/forum/images/smilies/teehee.gif

.
and I'd do it again

[Kate!]

Omg Smithy :laugh2:

[Ammi]

..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...

[lostalex]

One time I shat in the sea in Wales

was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?

[Marsh.]

Was it like in Kevin and Perry Go Large? :eek:

[Smithy]

..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...
I was about 13
was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?
Real turd
Was it like in Kevin and Perry Go Large? :eek:

I've never seen that film


:worry: someone else confess something

[lily.]

One time I shat in the sea in Wales


haha... oh god.. I'm actually buckled at this..

[lostalex]

Real turd


I love you... ROTFLMAO

[Shaun]

D: wow

[lostalex]

wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.

[Shaun]

I have nothing that good... apparently in my first year of uni I walked in on a flatmate having sex and said I was going to steal her ****buddy at the time from her.

I don't remember this but I'm so delighted that my foul-drunk persona did something sassy for a change.

[Kazanne]

One time I shat in the sea in Wales

:shocked::shocked:Never going to swim in the sea again:hugesmile:

[Smithy]

I ****ing hate y'all :bored:

wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.

Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock

[Vicky.]

I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:

[michael21]

I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:

we have cctv on our buses

[lostalex]

I ****ing hate y'all :bored:



Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock

oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.

[Vicky.]

we have cctv on our buses

We didnt back then thank god. Or we did and I never got caught :laugh:

[Smithy]

oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.

I was in the sea :suspect:

I said that originally

[lostalex]

I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:

did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?

[lostalex]

I was in the sea :suspect:

I said that originally

well some people need to be told twice!

stop judging me, you're the one that took a poo in the sea. the nerve of some people, geesh. :hmph:

[Marsh.]

did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?

D:

[Marsh.]

I've never seen that film

It floated along the coast and everyone screamed, ran out of the water. Some idiot had his mouth open in the water and you can imagine the rest.... *vom*

[lostalex]

D:

too much? :conf:

[Smithy]

It floated along the coast and everyone screamed, ran out of the water. Some idiot had his mouth open in the water and you can imagine the rest.... *vom*

D:

[Jake.]

smithy you're a disgusting tramp

[Vicky.]

did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?

:o

Squatted

[Marsh.]

:o

Squatted

:joker: You were making pictures with it on the seat weren't you? Like a water gun.

[lostalex]

i just figured cause you wouldn't have had any toilet paper it might be better to spray, you wouldn't want all the dribble... :shrug:

[Jake.]

vicky drunk on the bus beforehand http://i54.tinypic.com/2a9b0a9.jpg

[Vicky.]

I wasnt even aware I could spray...must try it sometime

[T*]

oh my god vicky

[Vicky.]

Bet me and smithy are the only ones who will admit to being tramps :idc:

Edit. And salman :laugh:

[Smithy]

im not a tramp i was 13 what was i meant to do, **** myself

[Jessica.]

One time I went on a trip with a summer camp for three days and I didn't shower for the whole trip because there was no lock on the bathroom door and I was too scared that the other girls my age would burst in as a joke or something, to make it worse it was an adventure trip so we were hiking in the sun and going into mucky rivers etc.. :sad: My feet smelled like a corpse my the end, I wish I wasn't so insecure. I was around 15 at the time, so it was 6/7 years ago. :umm2:

[Smithy]

smithy you're a disgusting tramp

shut up it was gonna end up there anyway

[Marsh.]

What goes around comes around. :pipe:

[lily.]

did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?


I'm not even sure that's possible...


I don't think we should judge Smithy too harshly.. I think we've all toileted in an inappropriate place..

[lostalex]

there seems to be a lot of girls on this forum who have never experimented with trying to spray... if you spread it open and position your hips right, you can piss like a guy, do girls really not know this???

I'm a gay guy and i know this, so how do you not know this?

you have to pull it open, get the lips out of the way, and cock your hips at an angle, but you can do it.

[Vicky.]

Its honestly not something thats ever entered my mind to try :laugh:

[Ryan57]

Never told anybody this before but...

I once fapped over Shirley Carter from EastEnders. I have no idea what came over me, no pun intended, but it is certainly one of the worst things I've ever done in my life. I feel dirty to this day.

I guess you go through these things during puberty.http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1-vince-mcmahon-wwe-funny-face.gif

[Benjamin]

Vicky will be trying it tonight though.


Live on tiny chat

[Gstar]

When I was about 10 I was fundraising for new orleans after hurricane katrina and I ended up spending the money

[Me. I Am Salman]

:joker:

[lostalex]

When I was about 10 I was fundraising for new orleans after hurricane katrina and I ended up spending the money

how much?

[Vicky.]

When I was about 10 I was fundraising for new orleans after hurricane katrina and I ended up spending the money

Me and my friends once went round the streets with fake sponsorship papers :bored:

We were about 13 or so, and ended up with about 20 quid each but felt awful...not bad enough to give up the cash though D:

[Marsh.]

Vicky will be trying it tonight though.


Live on tiny chat

Sticky Vicky. :smug:

[Marsh.]

Never told anybody this before but...

I once fapped over Shirley Carter from EastEnders. I have no idea what came over me, no pun intended, but it is certainly one of the worst things I've ever done in my life. I feel dirty to this day.

:laugh3:

[Marsh.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd-LR22IEAExhlQ.jpg

[Kate!]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd-LR22IEAExhlQ.jpg

:laugh2: omg!

[Gstar]

how much?

I can't even remember probably like £20-25 but it was all in change so it seemed like a lot, and £20 is like £200 when you're 10 years old lol

[Kate!]

I had sex upstairs on a bus once, it was a late night bus home from Liverpool and there was only us and the driver on the entire bus.

[lostalex]

these confessions aren't that bad. i was expecting someone to admit to ****ing a dog or something. a hit and run, and someone else is spending a lifetime in jail. something really ****ed up like that.

[Smithy]

care to confess anything alex :idc:

[lostalex]

care to confess anything alex :idc:

yea you cought me, i ****ed a dog.

[Marsh.]

I had sex upstairs on a bus once, it was a late night bus home from Liverpool and there was only us and the driver on the entire bus.

:evilgrin:

[Samm]

I had sex upstairs on a bus once, it was a late night bus home from Liverpool and there was only us and the driver on the entire bus.

Who was driving if you where having sex with the bus driver

[T*]

I don't really have anything to confess :think:

[lostalex]

twist, she didn't have sex on a bus, she was just sitting on an arm rest at an odd angle.

[T*]

I can't wait to become 16 so I'm the age of consent... That's about it..

[lostalex]

but even at 16 you can't post any of the good pics, so what good is that to us?

[T*]

Um

[Marsh.]

twist, she didn't have sex on a bus, she was just sitting on an arm rest at an odd angle.

It was a Liverpool bus.

The armrests were stolen.

[Samm]

I can remember putting porn on my friends computer in year 8 of secondary school and when the teacher came round she looked at it and he got kicked out for 3 days

[T*]

It was a Liverpool bus.

The armrests were stolen.

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

I didn't butter my toast just now

[Ninastar]

In 1st grade I asked another girl to feel how sharp the top of my pencil was and then I pushed her finger down on it... Don't know why I did it! I really was a good kid, I've never been any sort of trouble before... Anyway, the teacher found out and told me to go 'straight to the princables office' and I was like 'DON'T YOU MEAN THE NURSE? :bawling: :bawling:' and she was like 'NO!!!' but I took her to the nurse anyway

[Jessica.]

I had sex upstairs on a bus once, it was a late night bus home from Liverpool and there was only us and the driver on the entire bus.

:shocked: Filthy!

[Kate!]

It was a Liverpool bus.

The armrests were stolen.

:laugh3: genius!

And Alex, lol. I'm not the Mersey tunnel fgs :hugesmile:

[Ramsay]

Ahhh I wish i didn't have 3 real life friends that frequent this site

[michael21]

In 1st grade I asked another girl to feel how sharp the top of my pencil was and then I pushed her finger down on it... Don't know why I did it! I really was a good kid, I've never been any sort of trouble before... Anyway, the teacher found out and told me to go 'straight to the princables office' and I was like 'DON'T YOU MEAN THE NURSE? :bawling: :bawling:' and she was like 'NO!!!' but I took her to the nurse anyway

you was suppose to go to the principles for what you did to the girl i would off thought

[T*]

OMG who

[Gstar]

In 2012 I studied wizardry and placing curses online and I placed one on someone I didn't like and he was really badly stabbed irl and almost died

[Gstar]

it was like a bad luck thing/curse

[T*]

Wat

[T*]

-puts in memo never to piss Germyle off-

[Benjamin]

Ahhh I wish i didn't have 3 real life friends that frequent this site

OMG who

Niamh and Stu, plus Cherie is his auntie.

[Ramsay]

I really want to list a bad confession because its so funny but ah its so bad i cant

[Smithy]

just do it this thread will probably be dead in a few days anyway

[Benjamin]

Just PM it to us all :idc:

(or post it in the private 18+ social group that only members of the 18+ group can see)

[Ninastar]

Was gonna say the same Karl

[Benjamin]

just do it this thread will probably be dead in a few days anyway

Like the forum

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[T*]

Just PM it to us all :idc:

(or post it in the private 18+ social group that only members of the 18+ group can see)

I want to read it too :idc:

[Firewire]

this isn't horrible idk but

i got suspended from school for two weeks for changing the head teacher on wikipedia to adolf hitler and then i got called to his office and listed everyone who liked a facebook status about him being hitler (it wasn't my status) anyway i got suspended and he reported me to the police lmao but they dropped the charges orangu

[lostalex]

this isn't horrible idk but

i got suspended from school for two weeks for changing the head teacher on wikipedia to adolf hitler and then i got called to his office and listed everyone who liked a facebook status about him being hitler (it wasn't my status) anyway i got suspended and he reported me to the police lmao but they dropped the charges orangu

was he actually a racist? is that why you changed it to adolf hitler to begin with? or was it just for shock value?

[Firewire]

was he actually a racist? is that why you changed it to adolf hitler to begin with? or was it just for shock value?

he was power hungry and people were posting stuff about him being hitler he wasn't racist but he was like really really power hungry all the teachers hated him so i saw people call him hitler and thought it would be funny to change the wikipedia entry although i wasn't even involved to begin with

[Kate!]

Gwan Karl... :grin2:

[michael21]

he was power hungry and people were posting stuff about him being hitler he wasn't racist but he was like really really power hungry all the teachers hated him so i saw people call him hitler and thought it would be funny to change the wikipedia entry although i wasn't even involved to begin with

you should of said

it was not me

[Firewire]

you should of said

it was not me

someone posted about it and i confessed on facebook and someone screensnapped it and printed it and gave it to them it's how they knew about it all

[Conzors]

My brother really pissed me off once... literally.

I pissed in his apple juice.
He never knew.

I feel bad about it now but then it was the ultimate revenge.

Also he was shaking me upside down once so i bit his balls - he now only has one ball.

:(

I love him though.

[lostalex]

are you serious germyle? did bey really do that? madonna so ****ing did that in the hollywood video./ is bey trying to stir some **** up with madonna?

[Jords]

... :o

[Gstar]

Also he was shaking me upside down once so i bit his balls - he now only has one ball.

:(

I love him though.

waiittt whatt fkhdphdfh

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh my allah @ this entire thread

[Shaun]

what the **** is wrong with tibbers

[lily.]

Ahhh I wish i didn't have 3 real life friends that frequent this site

I should start up a "secret confessions" thread. People could PM me their confessions and I could post them without saying who sent me them.. lol

[Ryan57]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd-LR22IEAExhlQ.jpg

D:

[AnnieK]

I should start up a "secret confessions" thread. People could PM me their confessions and I could post them without saying who sent me them.. lol

Do it, do it, do it.....that would be hilarious...

[Kyle]

A lad at my last job took the spark plug out my petrol strimmer while I was working with the boss and I made a right cvnt of myself trying to start it up for about half an hour so when I found out I pissed in his cup, didn't wash it and then made him a tea.

Guy is a big lad though so I feel safe confessing it here.

[thesheriff443]

A lad at my last job took the spark plug out my petrol strimmer while I was working with the boss and I made a right cvnt of myself trying to start it up for about half an hour so when I found out I pissed in his cup, didn't wash it and then made him a tea.

Guy is a big lad though so I feel safe confessing it here.

should of pissed in his tea!

[Kyle]

should of pissed in his tea!

Would be far too obvious and he would have kicked my cvnt in. :hugesmile:

[lily.]

lol love it.

[thesheriff443]

Would be far too obvious and he would have kicked my cvnt in. :hugesmile:

just cable tie the throttle of a running chain saw and throw it in his lap:shocked::joker:

[lily.]

Do it, do it, do it.....that would be hilarious...

Done.

Dunno if anyone will do it though.. ¯\(°_o)/¯