PDA

View Full Version : You have to house-share with 5 other TiBBers (it's a big house). Who do you pick?


Shaun
18-04-2014, 02:15 PM
And why? :pipe:

Sign me up for...

Karl - because of the steady supply of drugs and being woken up by him and the man below shouting DEBASER randomly.
Nathan - for the posters of grizzly bears and his Step Brothers DVD
Marcus. - for the wise words
Harry! - for the music and the Twitter feuds with Kelly Osbourne
and Ammi - for the advice, the tea and the feminine touch

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:04 PM
Karl - For the smokes and the laughs
Jake - makes me look like a tee-totaller
reece - for the weave fixing
Saph - for the gossip
Lee - for the getting smashed out of our tits riots

Novo
18-04-2014, 03:11 PM
Thomas C
Scott
Sticks
Kate
Locke

And then leg it out the house and see how long Locke survives

Shaun
18-04-2014, 03:13 PM
shouts of WILL YOU BE QUIET PLEASE I AM TRYING TO MODERATE A SCIENCE FORUM from the attic

Novo
18-04-2014, 03:17 PM
Locke wondering into the bathroom thinking he has escaped the madness and then turning towards to the bath to see Thomas C standing there in a pair of tights and then greets him with " welcome to the tibb Toscars " in that famous voice

Jessica.
18-04-2014, 03:19 PM
:joker:

Kate!
18-04-2014, 03:19 PM
Thomas C
Scott
Sticks
Kate
Locke

And then leg it out the house and see how long Locke survives

:laugh2: Novo, that's terrible! He would have a lovely time ... Sticks would read to him, Scott would worship him, I'd make him cups of tea and stock the fridge with skittles vodka and let him play R Kelly all day. Ok you got me with Thomas cos I don't know what he's like.

Lol....

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:34 PM
http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/7591/redcarpet.jpg

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:35 PM
Oh no wait, this is the better pic

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7848/grmedium.jpg

Glenn.
18-04-2014, 03:37 PM
Ammi
Annie
Ben
Scott
HD

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:38 PM
:laugh2: Novo, that's terrible! He would have a lovely time ... Sticks would read to him, Scott would worship him, I'd make him cups of tea and stock the fridge with skittles vodka and let him play R Kelly all day. Ok you got me with Thomas cos I don't know what he's like.

Lol....

Wait, what!? You don't remember Thomas C !!!!!!!!!!!??????

Ramsay
18-04-2014, 03:41 PM
Mock - would be the ultimate wing man
Nathan - as he shares my deep love for gates
Shaun - so i could just steal his music collection
Ammi - to tuck me into bed at night
Ben - to scab smokes off him and laugh at him for being old

Ramsay
18-04-2014, 03:41 PM
Stu can have the couch also

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:42 PM
Oh karl you little ****wit hippie :love:

Ramsay
18-04-2014, 03:43 PM
peace and love

Kate!
18-04-2014, 03:45 PM
Wait, what!? You don't remember Thomas C !!!!!!!!!!!??????

No, but I've heard him mentioned in hushed tones quite a bit :laugh: I'm sensing a right character.

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:46 PM
peace and love

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i9y2qXYn1rbf36no1_500.gif

Ramsay
18-04-2014, 03:46 PM
:joker:

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 03:46 PM
No, but I've heard him mentioned in hushed tones quite a bit :laugh: I'm sensing a right character.

You were around when he was, how the hell did you miss that? LOL

Kate!
18-04-2014, 03:55 PM
I wasn't a dedicated tibber though, it takes time to get to know all the characters and settle in.

Jake.
18-04-2014, 03:57 PM
What's a tee-totaller

Kate!
18-04-2014, 04:00 PM
What's a tee-totaller

Someone who doesn't drink at all

(This reminds me I was going to make a thread...... And Jake answer my pm :p)

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 04:00 PM
I wasn't a dedicated tibber though, it takes time to get to know all the characters and settle in.

It's like being on here though at the time of Stacey, Scott or Dennisabre and not knowing who they are. You got lucky avoiding him tbh, he was a mess. :laugh:

What's a tee-totaller

Somebody who does not drink alcohol. :pipe:

Headie
18-04-2014, 04:00 PM
Pete - so we can bitch about other tibb members
Sam - so we can bitch about contestants on big brother
Reece - so we can bitch about contestants on survivor
Germyle - so we can bitch about contestants on bad girls club
Saph - so we can bitch about contestants on americas next top model

Jake.
18-04-2014, 04:03 PM
Somebody who does not drink alcohol. :pipe:

Oh okay, though I'm no miracle worker

Saph
18-04-2014, 04:07 PM
who tagged too turnt

Samm
18-04-2014, 04:09 PM
Pete - so we can bitch about other tibb members
Sam - so we can bitch about contestants on big brother
Reece - so we can bitch about contestants on survivor
Germyle - so we can bitch about contestants on bad girls club
Saph - so we can bitch about contestants on americas next top model

you too

https://31.media.tumblr.com/11357f7a1a07062a86780a21f50269a1/tumblr_inline_myx4ahNZoC1qkfz56.gif

Joe.
18-04-2014, 04:10 PM
me bcause im a party anemel

Jords
18-04-2014, 04:29 PM
Jake
Marc
Drew
Nicole
Saph

Benjamin
18-04-2014, 04:40 PM
Who added the tags LOL

Kate!
18-04-2014, 04:51 PM
:laugh: the tags are great

Kate!
18-04-2014, 05:04 PM
I'll probably want to change mine after I post them, it's very hard to pick just 5....

I'll cheat a bit and pick two sets ;)

The sexist selection - all female house : Kizzy Ammi Annie Morrissey Ness

And the guy selection - Ben Tom HD Jake Drew

Kate!
18-04-2014, 05:05 PM
I'll probably want to change mine after I post them, it's very hard to pick just 5....

I'll cheat a bit and pick two sets ;)

The sexist selection - all female house : Kizzy Ammi Annie Morrissey Ness

And the guy selection - Ben Tom HD Jake Drew

Jake.
18-04-2014, 05:13 PM
Jake
Marc
Drew
Nicole
Saph

the dream team

T*
18-04-2014, 05:19 PM
Saph- We can go on tumblr at the same time :amazed: :hehe:
HD- My best friend on here, we can talk about what washing machine we want installed, too.
Kate- (See HD) She can have a laugh with me :amazed:
Ammi- Nice to chat and have a cup of tea with
Ben- We can have a laugh together and chat

Shaun
18-04-2014, 06:17 PM
i chose the tags because they came up on autofill

Livia
18-04-2014, 06:22 PM
Ammi
Niamh
Annie
Kate
Marc... who's in for the time of his life.

Kazanne
18-04-2014, 06:33 PM
Joeysteele
Kizzy
Cherie
Kyle
Chuff

Kate!
18-04-2014, 06:36 PM
Ammi
Niamh
Annie
Kate
Marc... who's in for the time of his life.

:grin2:

reece(:
18-04-2014, 06:38 PM
I want sassy bitches who will get turnt up every night

and Ammi to be running the house

Jake.
18-04-2014, 06:39 PM
Does turnt up mean drunk because of so I'm game

Jack_
18-04-2014, 06:43 PM
Jake and Reece - music and alcohol
Stu - for political/philosophical drunken conversations at 4am
arista - so I can get a robot drunk
Hannah - I don't think we need a reason
BlackDagger - for the humour/bitching

Z
18-04-2014, 06:44 PM
LemonJam - because he'd play instruments and every day would be like a musical
Livia - we'd watch the best vampire films together
Firewire - we'd have the silliest nights ever just laughing about the dumbest stuff it would be great and we'd have deep life chats
Jake - we'd swap outfits that really take the attention away from our foreheads
Ninastar - we'd have an equal number of accidents around the house but at least one of us would be taking the fall for the other and you can't put a price on friendship like that

reece(:
18-04-2014, 06:44 PM
I'd have arista as house delivery man, to bring me coupons and vouchers for Asda WalMart and Aldi.

Jake.
18-04-2014, 06:44 PM
#foreheaddivas

reece(:
18-04-2014, 06:48 PM
Does turnt up mean drunk because of so I'm game
yesss getting wild

http://i.minus.com/ijz59mroDcfE1.gif

Z
18-04-2014, 06:48 PM
#foreheaddivas

"Jake can I borrow your shirt? The blue one? Yeah the one that makes my sevenhead look like a sixhead? Aw cheers man!"

Jake.
18-04-2014, 06:49 PM
yesss getting wild

http://i.minus.com/ijz59mroDcfE1.gif

:dazzler:

Kyle
18-04-2014, 06:49 PM
Evenstar
Kazanne
Chuffmedizzy
TheSheriff
Smeagol

Leave your keys in the hat :creep:

Jake.
18-04-2014, 06:50 PM
"Jake can I borrow your shirt? The blue one? Yeah the one that makes my sevenhead look like a sixhead? Aw cheers man!"

"How did that girl even get in here? Do you see her? She's so short and that forehead is so tacky!" :dazzler:

Z
18-04-2014, 06:53 PM
"How did that girl even get in here? Do you see her? She's so short and that forehead is so tacky!" :dazzler:

"Mate this hat makes me look like you couldn't even write the first chapter of the Order of the Phoenix on my forehead, love it"

Jake.
18-04-2014, 06:59 PM
In all honesty getting down to five would be soo bloody hard.. for males it would probably consist of:

Greg - Because not only would we be the ultimate forehead duo, we'd laugh at the most random **** and get drunk and end up fighting and crying over who has the bigger forehead
Jack - His music and booze taste along >> we'd hit the town hard and we'd both alternate sick bucket duties
Jords - I bet he knows the good clubs and he can be the more sensible one who gets drunk but never too drunk so he is always able to take us home by booking the cab
Redway - He'd be the one who you'd listen to really meaningful music with and have deep conversations with at 4 in the morning whilst drinking JD and coke
Reece - Just another weave-snatching, ultimate party bitch to have, he'd be the biggest state who you'd find in the clubs toilet

Honourable mentions - Ben (every group needs the old boring bastard), Niall, Marc, Smithy, Shaun (for the sass)

Jake.
18-04-2014, 07:01 PM
"Mate this hat makes me look like you couldn't even write the first chapter of the Order of the Phoenix on my forehead, love it"

"omg with this purple polo on it makes it even harder to print on the first verse from Genesis! totes love it"

reece(:
18-04-2014, 07:01 PM
In all honesty getting down to five would be soo bloody hard.. for males it would probably consist of:

Greg - Because not only would we be the ultimate forehead duo, we'd laugh at the most random **** and get drunk and end up fighting and crying over who has the bigger forehead
Jack - His music and booze taste along >> we'd hit the town hard and we'd both alternate sick bucket duties
Jords - I bet he knows the good clubs and he can be the more sensible one who gets drunk but never too drunk so he is always able to take us home by booking the cab
Redway - He'd be the one who you'd listen to really meaningful music with and have deep conversations with at 4 in the morning whilst drinking JD and coke
Reece - Just another weave-snatching, ultimate party bitch to have, he'd be the biggest state who you'd find in the clubs toilet

Honourable mentions - Ben (every group needs the old boring bastard), Niall, Marc, Smithy, Shaun (for the sass)
Let's get ****ing mangled :dazzler:

Jake.
18-04-2014, 07:03 PM
I would actually love a TiBB night out :dazzler:

Vanessa
18-04-2014, 07:03 PM
Kate, Kazanne, Ammi, Lucas, Marcus. I'd be happy to flat share with most people in here to be honest.

King Gizzard
18-04-2014, 07:28 PM
No one

AnnieK
18-04-2014, 07:45 PM
:hmph:

King Gizzard
18-04-2014, 07:50 PM
Everyone

AnnieK
18-04-2014, 07:53 PM
Better :laugh:

Livia
18-04-2014, 08:09 PM
Everyone

Better :laugh:

God, can you imagine? It'd be like a cross between a frat house and a cage fight.

AnnieK
18-04-2014, 08:17 PM
God, can you imagine? It'd be like a cross between a frat house and a cage fight.

But so much fun to sit in a corner and watch

Cherie
18-04-2014, 08:17 PM
Difficult to nominate 5 but

Salman!
Kazanne
Michael21
Jesus
Niamh

Livia
18-04-2014, 08:20 PM
But so much fun to sit in a corner and watch

Yeah, I can't see either of us sitting in the corner LOL...

Kizzy
18-04-2014, 08:22 PM
Oh I don't know... I love you all in different ways. But if someone stole my clearly labelled cheese from the fridge... :fist:

Cherie
18-04-2014, 08:29 PM
Oh I don't know... I love you all in different ways. But if someone stole my clearly labelled cheese from the fridge... :fist:

Would that be blue cheese kizzy :evilgrin:

Shaun
18-04-2014, 08:36 PM
Jake and Reece - music and alcohol
Stu - for political/philosophical drunken conversations at 4am
arista - so I can get a robot drunk
Hannah - I don't think we need a reason
BlackDagger - for the humour/bitching

I SAID FIVE YOU PRICK :fist:

mizzy25
18-04-2014, 08:41 PM
ammi as she starts a lot of topics up in here therefore wud be a great conversationalist
Marcus as hes from Newcastle same as me
Vicky as she is also from my way so we wud have things in common
ben he cud tell us his tales of travelling to keep us entertained
then id have to have both kizzy and kazanne they are nice friendly girls.

Conzors
18-04-2014, 08:41 PM
Shaun
Zee
Ben
Jake
Tom

mizzy25
18-04-2014, 08:43 PM
I would actually love a TiBB night out :dazzler:

that wud b brill lol how did u all meet? erm we met on a big brother forum lol

Kizzy
18-04-2014, 08:47 PM
Aw thanks mizzy :) No cherie it's not blue cheese, smeg on toast?... I don't think so.
I is too refined for that shiz.

Cherie
18-04-2014, 08:53 PM
Aw thanks mizzy :) No cherie it's not blue cheese, smeg on toast?... I don't think so.
I is too refined for that shiz.

:suspect: smeg? I was referring to actual blue cheese :laugh:

Jack_
18-04-2014, 08:57 PM
I SAID FIVE YOU PRICK :fist:

Putting Jake and Reece on the same line confused me, I'll ditch arista then he'd just have to be invited around for a house party :flutter:

T*
18-04-2014, 08:57 PM
Shaun
Zee
Ben
Jake
Tom

:amazed:

Kizzy
18-04-2014, 09:02 PM
:suspect: smeg? I was referring to actual blue cheese :laugh:

I know, but that's what blue cheese looks and smells of... smeg :joker:

Cherie
18-04-2014, 09:03 PM
I know, but that's what blue cheese looks and smells of... smeg :joker:


Oh! :joker:

Marc
18-04-2014, 10:26 PM
Oh no wait, this is the better pic

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7848/grmedium.jpg

-finds the shower pic-

Ninastar
18-04-2014, 10:29 PM
Shaun
Greg
Smithy
GG
Nathan

and Livia can be our house mother

joeysteele
18-04-2014, 10:34 PM
Only 5 I can pick so I will try to do a mix as I would likely really share a house with anyone until they really annoyed me.
So many on here I would I am sure enjoy sharing a house with however.

Mockinator, he is my best mate on here so he would figure in all things tibb.
Kazanne. I have little doubt she and I would get on like a house on fire.
Livia, we could have reasoned debates across the board, not always on the same side but we would manage it with understanding and respect.
Ammi. Someone to keep your head together.
Jack. Someone I have come to respect greatly and someone I would I feel love getting to know.

Livia
19-04-2014, 02:52 PM
Shaun
Greg
Smithy
GG
Nathan

and Livia can be our house mother

No house rules and lots of take-aways then.

Jack.
19-04-2014, 03:16 PM
Kate
Jake
Ammi
Lucas
Smithy

Tom! Can come and stay on weekends :laugh:

Raph
19-04-2014, 03:21 PM
Jake
Drew
Jack_
Reece
Jords

Ninastar
19-04-2014, 04:35 PM
No house rules and lots of take-aways then.

just how I like it :love:

will there be a cleaning rota though?

Smithy
19-04-2014, 04:36 PM
just how I like it :love:

will there be a cleaning rota though?

Yes, that rotates between you and claudia

http://i.imgur.com/7R8qkel.gif

Livia
19-04-2014, 04:55 PM
just how I like it :love:

will there be a cleaning rota though?

There will. You Gyps and I probably won't be on it though....

Ninastar
19-04-2014, 05:02 PM
There will. You Gyps and I probably won't be on it though....

This is good. Can't complain about that!

smeagol
19-04-2014, 08:52 PM
i would rather share crackpipe with a leper and his 4 leper hoes lol

Josy
19-04-2014, 10:31 PM
Couldn't live with any TiBB members, most of the members are in the 'alright in small doses category' if i'm honest so having to live in the same house as any is a nono :idc:

Kizzy
19-04-2014, 10:37 PM
Nobody want's to live with you and your mutant sausages anyway :idc:

Marsh.
19-04-2014, 10:39 PM
Oh I don't know... I love you all in different ways. But if someone stole my clearly labelled cheese from the fridge... :fist:

Would that be blue cheese kizzy :evilgrin:

Aw thanks mizzy :) No cherie it's not blue cheese, smeg on toast?... I don't think so.
I is too refined for that shiz.

:suspect: smeg? I was referring to actual blue cheese :laugh:

I know, but that's what blue cheese looks and smells of... smeg :joker:

:joker:

Josy
19-04-2014, 10:40 PM
Nobody want's to live with you and your mutant sausages anyway :idc:

Dont be mad because I wouldn't live with any of you Kiz :pat:

Marsh.
19-04-2014, 10:44 PM
I imagine you as very overbearing Josy. You have to eat biscuits over the sink, you can't make a noise with crisp packets, you have to eat every item on your plate, must make your bedding perfectly before leaving the house... :umm2:

Josy
19-04-2014, 10:58 PM
I imagine you as very overbearing Josy. You have to eat biscuits over the sink, you can't make a noise with crisp packets, you have to eat every item on your plate, must make your bedding perfectly before leaving the house... :umm2:

Yeah well.....shut up























:joker:

reece(:
19-04-2014, 11:10 PM
Yeah well.....shut up























:joker:
So all that is true :o

Josy
19-04-2014, 11:10 PM
So all that is true :o

Nah :laugh:

Kizzy
19-04-2014, 11:14 PM
Yea and she makes you eat diamond shaped sausages and smeggy cheese all day.....

Josy
19-04-2014, 11:23 PM
Wtf is smeggy cheese, sounds like something you would have in your fridge Kizzy

Kizzy
19-04-2014, 11:32 PM
No smeggy cheese is getting in my fridge josy :idc:

Gstar
19-04-2014, 11:51 PM
I would pick

Salman - he looks like he's alright in person, he'll be a bit quiet at first but will get comfortable with the amount of black people living with him
Jemal - because he's the coolest and I'll teach him how to cook better, along with some other life skills
Hayden - for his down to earth personality and intelligence (reading bitches), he'll be the brains of the house, sorting out paperwork and finances
armand.kay - he'll probably cause drama, which is good. I can see him and Jemal fighting for some strange reason
Reece (: - the peacemaker that can hopefully balance things out (protecting Salman from me terrorizing him), also he'll be the token white spokesperson for if the police turn up and knock on the door, just to make things less suspicious

Me. I Am Salman
19-04-2014, 11:54 PM
how many times do I have to tell you I'm not a quiet person, like at all

Firewire
19-04-2014, 11:56 PM
reece for the bops
dylan because i love him
claudia for the one-liners
greg for the late-night chats
smithy because we can watch got and pll together and we'll turn him into a britney stan

Me. I Am Salman
19-04-2014, 11:56 PM
oh and "he looks like he's an alright person" what kind of online me shade

Marsh.
19-04-2014, 11:59 PM
Salman's black? D: D: D:

reece(:
20-04-2014, 12:00 AM
oh and "he looks like he's an alright person" what kind of online me shade
:laugh3:


and omfg at being the token white level headed one http://i.minus.com/ibsYR3CSjT95j5.png

Smithy
20-04-2014, 12:01 AM
reece for the bops
dylan because i love him
claudia for the one-liners
greg for the late-night chats
smithy because we can watch got and pll together and we'll turn him into a britney stan

Not a chance, sorry

http://i.imgur.com/7R8qkel.gif

Gstar
20-04-2014, 12:02 AM
oh and "he looks like he's an alright person" what kind of online me shade

http://images.radiotimes.com/remote/www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/educating-yorkshire/series-2/episode-10/e8c3a6c6-5bf1-4ffb-8714-2b5e8edabf8b_625x352.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=580&height=327&404=tv

Firewire
20-04-2014, 12:02 AM
Not a chance, sorry

http://i.imgur.com/7R8qkel.gif

reece is in charge of the bops he'll ban gaga

Me. I Am Salman
20-04-2014, 12:20 AM
http://images.radiotimes.com/remote/www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/educating-yorkshire/series-2/episode-10/e8c3a6c6-5bf1-4ffb-8714-2b5e8edabf8b_625x352.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=580&height=327&404=tv

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ejC1_GUZTzA/0.jpg

Me. I Am Salman
20-04-2014, 12:21 AM
Salman's black? D: D: D:

I'm bengali
and no I don't look anything like that Pakistani boy Germyle posted

Jake.
20-04-2014, 01:03 AM
I would pick

Salman - he looks like he's alright in person, he'll be a bit quiet at first but will get comfortable with the amount of black people living with him
Jemal - because he's the coolest and I'll teach him how to cook better, along with some other life skills
Hayden - for his down to earth personality and intelligence (reading bitches), he'll be the brains of the house, sorting out paperwork and finances
armand.kay - he'll probably cause drama, which is good. I can see him and Jemal fighting for some strange reason
Reece (: - the peacemaker that can hopefully balance things out (protecting Salman from me terrorizing him), also he'll be the token white spokesperson for if the police turn up and knock on the door, just to make things less suspicious

The most un-white house ever, reporting to ofcom

Smithy
20-04-2014, 02:47 PM
The most un-white house ever, reporting to ofcom

Reece is the definition of a white boy how dare you

reece(:
20-04-2014, 04:03 PM
Reece is the definition of a white boy how dare you
http://i.snag.gy/SL2sf.jpg

Headie
20-04-2014, 04:15 PM
I would pick

Salman - he looks like he's alright in person, he'll be a bit quiet at first but will get comfortable with the amount of black people living with him
Jemal - because he's the coolest and I'll teach him how to cook better, along with some other life skills
Hayden - for his down to earth personality and intelligence (reading bitches), he'll be the brains of the house, sorting out paperwork and finances
armand.kay - he'll probably cause drama, which is good. I can see him and Jemal fighting for some strange reason
Reece (: - the peacemaker that can hopefully balance things out (protecting Salman from me terrorizing him), also he'll be the token white spokesperson for if the police turn up and knock on the door, just to make things less suspicious

I can picture it now...
http://msyoutv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bassey-dirty_lg_74d1aab9-1a24-4e1d-bbad-f477f8add475_551305005540042.jpg

Jemal
22-04-2014, 12:32 AM
Germyle
Salman
Brother Leon
Nathaniel
And Need that eye candy so er annie will have to do:laugh:;)