If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[thesheriff443]

Well?

[smudgie]

Only if you are Dr.Hook:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Or The Bellamy Brothers even,which one smudgie,you decide:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

Or The Bellamy Brothers even,which one smudgie,you decide:hugesmile:

Dr Hook all the way...Bellamy brothers can let their love flow:hugesmile:

Much prefer the raunchy Dr Hook singing it.

[Saph]

#buyfemmefataleonitunes

[Cherie]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard .

thought you would appreciate those lyrics Sherriff.

[thesheriff443]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard .

thought you would appreciate those lyrics Sherriff.

you are my rock! cherie!.

[Me. I Am Salman]

if we could escape the crowd somehow..

[Kyle]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard .

thought you would appreciate those lyrics Sherriff.

You don't need to be in love with a beautiful woman to go hard Cherie.

You can put man in a room with Peggie Mitchell and after a week you'll be able to hang your coat on his tent peg.

[Kyle]

Unless your TheSheriff in which case give it 5 minutes...

[thesheriff443]

You don't need to be in love with a beautiful woman to go hard Cherie.

You can put man in a room with Peggie Mitchell and after a week you'll be able to hang your coat on his tent peg.

peggy mitchell:shocked:, phil mitchell more like:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Unless your TheSheriff in which case give it 5 minutes...

give me a wink and im ready:shocked::joker:

[Kyle]

give me a wink and im ready:shocked::joker:

Which eye will be winking though Sheriff :think:

[thesheriff443]

Which eye will be winking though Sheriff :think:

which ever one, i poke them in.

[thesheriff443]

kyle, stop looking at images of peggy mitchell:shocked:

[Kyle]

kyle, stop looking at images of peggy mitchell:shocked:

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I'll fackin av yoo ya cant!!

[Mystic Mock]

Forget Peggy Mitchell, Pam Farris is the way to go.

[Kyle]

Forget Peggy Mitchell, Pam Farris is the way to go.

http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/library/160x120_eastenders_stevemcfadden_philmitchell01.jp g

Oi!! I'll fackin av yoo too sanshoine!

[Mystic Mock]

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Oi!! I'll fackin av yoo too sanshoine!

No fank you I don't swing dat way.

[Kyle]

No fank you I don't swing dat way.

Apple n pears geeza. Fancy a Jellied eel up Shepherds bush for a quick ham shank?

[thesheriff443]

http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/library/160x120_eastenders_stevemcfadden_philmitchell01.jp g

I'll fackin av yoo ya cant!!

leav it kyle!, its family, get out my pub you slaag:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Apple n pears geeza. Fancy a Jellied eel up Shepherds bush for a quick ham shank?

Sure why not?:joker:

[Kyle]

leav it kyle!, its family, get out my pub you slaag:joker:

Shat it, muppet! Or I'll give you a knackle samwhichhhh you Millwall supportin tart.

[Kyle]

Sure why not?:joker:

Here Sheriff we got wan of those narvven munkee talkin eeer. Fack off back up norff this is Our turf maite

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/pBhSeDjs.jpg

[thesheriff443]

Shat it, muppet! Or I'll give you a knackle samwhichhhh you Millwall supportin tart.

enuff said, put your draws on, im cumin over!

[thesheriff443]

Here Sheriff we got wan of those narvven munkee talkin eeer. Fack off back up norff this is Our turf maite

erm erm yea, you tell him.

[Mystic Mock]

Here Sheriff we got wan of those narvven munkee talkin eeer. Fack off back up norff this is Our turf maite

Fine at least up norf we have the wonderful Geordie Shore, unlike the souf which had the crappy Life On Mars.

[Mystic Mock]

enuff said, put your draws on, im cumin over!

We've seen enough of that from you already Sheriff.:joker:

[Alf]

I'm horny, horny horny horny

[Kazanne]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard .

thought you would appreciate those lyrics Sherriff.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Pete.]

Cos you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

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