Jerry Springer Discussion Thread

[Saph]

on PickTV

[Me. I Am Salman]

yes come watch it with us

[Saph]

fatties r fighting

[reece(:]

on PickTV
what kinda Sky Digi channel?

[Saph]

its freeview http://i.imgur.com/fPYGEtB.png

[reece(:]

its freeview http://i.imgur.com/fPYGEtB.png
Channel? http://i.imgur.com/fPYGEtB.png

[Saph]

11

[Me. I Am Salman]

sky 152

[Saph]

"***** ***** ***** ***** *****"

[reece(:]

you suck you suck you suck

[Me. I Am Salman]

that photo LMFAO

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/stock/smiley-sign0004.gif

[Saph]

lol what happened

[Me. I Am Salman]

idk I forgot now

[reece(:]

salacious

that is a new word to my vocab

[reece(:]

pmsl her in the bath tub :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

me in the maid outfit tbh

[Saph]

how did he get my modelling pictures

[reece(:]

Jerry throwin' shade

[Saph]

the sexual tension between these two

[reece(:]

"we had sex, that was it"

http://i.minus.com/i7weIU71Yk5da.gif

[Me. I Am Salman]

that headlock

[Saph]

£13 for condoms um bye my college give them away for free

[Saph]

for all the skanks lol

[reece(:]

£13 for condoms um bye my college give them away for free
Get dat C card

[Saph]

"a price to go gaga over"

#buyartpop

[Saph]

Get dat C card

-uses my C card in harrods-

[reece(:]

Bring ha out to snatch some weaves

[Saph]

me

[reece(:]

"im gonna be a model, and if i have to sleep with someone to be one, then i will"
Life quote tbh

[Saph]

Sierrah lmao

[Saph]

which team is she on

[Saph]

"I work, Im in school, I pay for her hair, her nails, her insurance"
"yeah das all u do"

[Me. I Am Salman]

LMFFFAO

[reece(:]

:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I love this bit <3

[reece(:]

he/she limbo stick

http://i.minus.com/jbb7jPytSkqY5F.png

[reece(:]

I love this bit <3
best part of the show tbh

[Me. I Am Salman]

horsehair weave http://i.imgur.com/chV5eTs.gif

[Saph]

oooooooohh burn ha

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg

[Saph]

I cant believe its over :(

[reece(:]

"Final Thought"

my granda calls this the Jerry's Bullsh!t segment

[Me. I Am Salman]

-changes channel-

[Me. I Am Salman]

Another ep on CBS in five mins :amazed:

[Saph]

cbs reality?

[Me. I Am Salman]

drama

[reece(:]

freeview channel?

[Saph]

ohh i have that upstairs ill be with u in a bit :{}

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://i.imgur.com/fPYGEtB.png

[Me. I Am Salman]

idk reece

[Saph]

what

[Me. I Am Salman]

he asked what freeview channel the page b4

[Saph]

Watching now

[Saph]

He looks like a woman

[Me. I Am Salman]

he is LOL

[Saph]

A couple of weeks ************

[Saph]

Omfg lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

lmao at her only concerned about sex

[Saph]

Is that missy Elliot and trina?

[reece(:]

he asked what freeview channel the page b4
not me being too poor for Sky

[Saph]

I AM DOOOONE I AM DOOOOONE

yas gurl

[Me. I Am Salman]

#spilt #oolong

[Saph]

Lmao at this guy

[reece(:]

is it on tonight y'all?

[Me. I Am Salman]

lemme c

[Me. I Am Salman]

cba drama in an hour :amazed: be there or be square

[reece(:]

Fingers crossed for PickTV

[Saph]

:dazzler:

[Saph]

lmao at these two

[reece(:]

pick tv?

[Saph]

yes

[Saph]

"oh so now you wanna out a ring on it? you wasnt sayin that when u was suckin me out!"

[Saph]

"SHES A *****"
"I understand that"

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[reece(:]

"YOU ARE DISGUSTING"

giving me nyhKZSXt2FM teas

[reece(:]

#FinalThoughts

spill dat MysticMeg tea Jerry

[Saph]

:love:

[reece(:]

This denture advert

http://i.minus.com/iEhiOubzZerT9.jpg

[reece(:]

first line of the show

"i'm looking for a hot sexy man"

http://i.minus.com/iEhiOubzZerT9.jpg

[reece(:]

This ep looks like a porno

[reece(:]

Did Jerry just come down the poll? http://i.minus.com/i4l5gmoDGfdoM.gif

[Saph]

lesbian love triangle

http://i.minus.com/iEhiOubzZerT9.jpg

[reece(:]

Jerry getting excited about a sexy hot summer http://i.minus.com/iTGZbgwZ4p420.jpg

[reece(:]

#jerrythapimp

[Saph]

http://i.minus.com/iTGZbgwZ4p420.jpg

me calling in sick to work so I can go to tha club

[Saph]

lmao whats even going on

[reece(:]

First action in 20 years for that fat woman:laugh2:

[Saph]

:laugh:

[reece(:]

Big Mac ;orangu;

[Saph]

lmao at the midget

[reece(:]

pms if she picks the dwarf

[reece(:]

What a horny ho

[Saph]

lmfao

[Saph]

omg yas at the lesbos

[reece(:]

yaaaas ready for some scalping after the break

[Saph]

-sharpens nails ready for part 2-

[Benjamin]

I want to watch :(

[Livia]

For me, nothing will ever surpass the episode I saw recently when someone's little blonde wife punched the dentures right out of a hooker. Then one of the production team produced a glass of water and the hooker dropped her dentures into it. That one episode was worth the licence fee in itself.

[Saph]

turn on pick tv

[reece(:]

I want to watch :(
Pick Tv, 11 on freeview

[reece(:]

Ready for Keisha

[Saph]

"hi jerry i just wanna say im a lesbian"

[reece(:]

"hi jerry i just wanna say im a lesbian"
:love:

[Saph]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh shiiiit

[reece(:]

Get dem shoes off gurl

[Saph]

her wigs gone flying already

[reece(:]

Claw ha Katrina

[Saph]

lmfaooooooo

[Saph]

http://f1.thejournal.ie/media/2014/03/jsanim.gif

[reece(:]

omfg:joker:

Her shadily looking around for which door Chris comes out of then punching him straight away :laugh2:

[Saph]

ha titty comin out

[reece(:]

ha it was a fling, ha?
ha it was a fling, ha?
ha it was a fling, ha?
ha it was a fling, ha?

[reece(:]

omfG Gabby :joker::joker:

[Saph]

gabby aint playin

[reece(:]

Gabby coming for dat crusty red scalp

[reece(:]

Keyshia Cole doesn't wantchu Gabby

[Saph]

gabby and katrina need to hook up

[Saph]

hes ugly lol

[Saph]

lmao pool fights http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[reece(:]

lmao pool fights http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********
these gworls ain't playin'

[Me. I Am Salman]

-is watching now-

[Me. I Am Salman]

WE LOVE LESBlANS

[Saph]

my future

[Saph]

lmao at the pool just happening to be there

[Me. I Am Salman]

Omfg

[Me. I Am Salman]

lmao at the pool just happening to be there

:joker:

[Saph]

drag her in the pool

[reece(:]

ratchet lesbos in the pool

[reece(:]

All the horny men in the audience cheering :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Rihanna's ugly cousin :joker:

[Saph]

"so are u sweetie and so is yo mutha"

[reece(:]

Rihanna's ugly cousin

http://i.minus.com/ibwUDgeLuNXlJs.jpg

[reece(:]

Precious in the weave :laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

is that hilary duff

[reece(:]

Precious was a man?

[Me. I Am Salman]

xtina :moorangu;

[reece(:]

Miss Piggy gon snatch dat weave

[Saph]

lmao "watchu gon do?"

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg :joker:

[reece(:]

I love this fat bitch <3

[reece(:]

#FinalThought <3

[Saph]

I learned more from that than I did at school

[reece(:]

who needs PSHE when you can have Jerry's final thought

[Saph]

steven hawking hew?

[reece(:]

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[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/fPYGEtB.png

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[reece(:]

"Are you mad because my dick is bigger than yours?"

screaming

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[reece(:]

9-Ho734fo2U

https://media.giphy.com/media/mKogJdgWNgT1m/giphy.gif