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[Benjamin]

but u no mop

No you are right. I'm not a mop.

[T*]

GOD BEN STOP BEING A MOP :bored:

[Benjamin]

-washes floor-

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ah I would but my battery life is only 24 mins left and I am reading about cats

[T*]

http://www.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/1546016ozcottondeckmop_4.jpg

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I will bid a further 50p

[Benjamin]

AnnieK+
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One old lady owner, low mileage and worth every penny...

Annie interested in our box :smug:

[AnnieK]

You better have a ****ing good lawyer for this copyright infringement Ben.....I'm beered up and coming for you

[T*]

Excuse me i'm this mop's lawyer

[reece(:]

:hehe:

[Benjamin]

Why is everyone drunk tonight the one night I am sober :(

[DrunkerThanMoses]

£1172.50p

[Benjamin]

:dazzler:

[T*]

http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/620/?sUrl=http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OKM/A7A54120-B202-4B2B-B6EBE6B90E08CF54.jpg
£1192

[DrunkerThanMoses]

£1192.1p

[T*]

£1212.1p

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I only got 11% of battery bye bitches

[AnnieK]

Excuse me i'm this mop's lawyer

Well mr. Lawyer...I hope you have a bloody good deposition as the bylaws that have been impeached buy.....this shower of...I want to say ****....is immearable.... Im shocked...and a tiny bit stunned to be honest...

[Benjamin]

Night Dtm :love:

[Kate!]

AnnieK+
Viewing Thread
One old lady owner, low mileage and worth every penny...

Annie interested in our box :smug:

Annie would eat your box for breakfast.

No wait! That sounds terribly wrong D:

[T*]

Well mr. Lawyer...I hope you have a bloody good deposition as the bylaws that have been impeached buy.....this shower of...I want to say ****....is immearable.... Im shocked...and a tiny bit stunned to be honest...

Excuse me the name is completely different to yours

for perverting the mop of justice you must give all bid money to Ben

[AnnieK]

Ben running scared...changing his thread title from the previous libel inducing title :pipe:

[smudgie]

Why is everyone drunk tonight the one night I am sober :(

Hmmmm, stone cold sober here.

[AnnieK]

Excuse me the name is completely different to yours

for perverting the mop of justice you must give all bid money to Ben

We will see about that, mr mop....see you in court :hmph:

[Benjamin]

Excuse me the name is completely different to yours

for perverting the mop of justice you must give all bid money to Ben

justice served

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/9/9/married7.gif

[AnnieK]

justice served

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/9/9/married7.gif

Please :bored:

[Kate!]

I'm going to have to lodge an official complaint with MTVN about you using hearts in the thread title.

[AnnieK]

Omg.....news just in, the bottom of this box is riddled with mold AND mildew...it's not worth **** as a box,....anything you place inside is going to fall though the bottom and break.....Ben, what are you thinking of, auctioning substandard cadboard....

People, this seller is a shark.......l.

[T*]

That is slander young lady, Did you know that this box has been checked throughly by the Human Resources department of tibb? The report came back 100% clean. But when they investigated your car, they found a lot of chicken feces in there..

[AnnieK]

That is slander young lady, Did you know that this box has been checked throughly by the Human Resources department of tibb? The report came back 100% clean. But when they investigated your car, they found a lot of chicken feces in there..

You provide me with evidence young man or withaw your heinous accusations.....**** HR, I've gone to the law society and the ombudsman...selling defective goods is a :nono:

[T*]

You provide me with evidence young man or withaw your heinous accusations.....**** HR, I've gone to the law society and the ombudsman...selling defective goods is a :nono:

Floor of car:
http://humpycreek.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/blanche-in-car.jpg

And the fact that you're giving away a free chicken with the car has confirmed it :smug:

[Benjamin]

Omg.....news just in, my box is riddled with mold AND mildew...it's not worth **** as a box,....anything you place inside is going to fall through the saggy front bottom.....



:umm2:

[AnnieK]

Jhttp://farm3.staticflickr.com/2356/2214000734_092b2330fe_o.jpg

A true picture, in situ, of your "box"

:pipe:

[Benjamin]

Any bids at £1232 before I retire for bed

[AnnieK]

No :pipe:


Ok then, nighty night Ben old chap :love:

[Benjamin]

You horrid creature.

Night :love:

[Benjamin]

Do we hear £1232?

[Kate!]

No

:smug:

[Benjamin]

Morning old wench, how are you. :smug:

[Natalie.]

1232

[Benjamin]

Why thank you kindly natalie, you get a free fingernail clipping from reece. :dazzler:

Do we hear £1252 from anyone?

[Kate!]

1252 you grey haired coot :love:

[Cherie]

1272

[T*]

1292

[Kate!]

1300

[Glenn.]

£1320

[T*]

£1340

[Cherie]

1360

[Natalie.]

1380

[smudgie]

1382.37p

[Pete.]

1382.78

[Ammi]

..£1385.78..

[Kate!]

£1400

[Glenn.]

£1420

[Ammi]

..£1425...

[T*]

..£1445

[thesheriff443]

1465, you lot are flat packs:joker:

[Ammi]

..£1475...

[thesheriff443]

1495

[Jords]

Why would I bid for this piece of ****? :idc:

[Ammi]

..well that told them, Jords...

[reece(:]

Why would I bid for this piece of ****? :idc:
Obviously someone doesn't appreciate the little things :hmph:

[T*]

.£1515...

[reece(:]

.£1515...
£1505? sheriff has placed that bid


me waiting for that winning bid
http://u.cubeupload.com/cagayangifs/kBBM2V.gif

[Ammi]

..£1515..

[armand.kay]

.£1535

[Kate!]

Right I'm placing one last bid in everyone's thread....

1555

[Natalie.]

1575

[T*]

1595

[Benjamin]

1575

Congratulations Natalie,

you are now the proud owner of this box! :dazzler:


http://www.stormtrading.co.uk/ekmps/shops/stgltd/images/double-wall-cardboard-boxes-full-range-5467-p.jpg

[Natalie.]

Congratulations Natalie,

you are now the proud owner of this box! :dazzler:


http://www.stormtrading.co.uk/ekmps/shops/stgltd/images/double-wall-cardboard-boxes-full-range-5467-p.jpg

Great news :amazed:

[Benjamin]

What are your plans with it?

[Natalie.]

Hmm not sure yet, any ideas? :bigsmile:

[T*]

is it too late to bid

[Benjamin]

Me and reece slaying Coach Trip. :love:

When is it back btw?

[reece(:]

Why did you post that here:suspect:

messy.