One old lady owner, low mileage and worth every penny...

[Ammi]

http://unbounce.com/photos/The-Secrets-of-Selling-Like-a-Skeazy-Slimy-Used-Car-Salesman.jpg


..this is so embarrassing but Jake has forced us to do it...

..so, Annie and I have decided to trade in for a new model and you TiBBers really need a car to transport you to your meet-ups...Smithy, just imagine Caitlin and GaGa sitting in the back seat of this classy motor..:amazed:...she has side airbags, low mileage (the mileage meter is broken..:sad:..)..new tyres or at least she has some tyres..I think anyway...she's a very rare model and very worthy of lots of your Great British Pounds...and also she's been kept in the garage so her body work is beautiful and like new..:lovedup:...so ther you have it..do you bid or no bid and what do you bid..?...


http://www.asergeev.com/pictures/archives/2006/520/jpeg/16.jpg

http://unbounce.com/photos/Selling-Car-Salesman.png


..oh I also meant to say that she comes with a chicken as well...


http://www.adweek.com/files/blogs/mercedes-chicken-hed-2013.jpg



..oh and also, the bids will go up in £20, I think I have that right...I'm not sure actually...

[Niamh.]

I'll give you €10

[Drew.]

£30

[Jay.]

£50 ;)

[Ammi]

..:lovedup:...

[Niamh.]

£55

[Drew.]

£75

[AnnieK]

Come on people...look at that body work...that's a classic car that is...

[Jay.]

£95

[Niamh.]

£109

[Jay.]

£129
(this maths thing is not my strong point)

[Drew.]

£149

[Jay.]

£169
psst hope you guys win ;)

[Niamh.]

Oh twenty pounds at a time, never read that bit

£189

[Jay.]

£209

[Drew.]

£229

[Jake.]

Bids can go up from 1 pence to £20 at a time, just to make that clear :)

[Jay.]

£249

[Niamh.]

£269

[Drew.]

£289

[thesheriff443]

£269

289, no irish plates on this baby:joker:

[Niamh.]

£309

[Drew.]

£329

[thesheriff443]

349

[Niamh.]

£369

[Ammi]

..:lovedup:..the lucky bidder won't regret this, she's last years model and the car of your dreams...

[Drew.]

£389

[Niamh.]

£409

[Drew.]

£429

[AnnieK]

£429 for this beauty is a steal....I feel like youre robbing us :sad:

Look at it....bid up you won't regret it!!!




Please

[Niamh.]

£449

[Drew.]

$469

[Niamh.]

£489

[Drew.]

£509

[Ammi]

..look how smoothly those doors open and close, she's totally perfect for a quick getaway...:amazed:...


http://cdn.filmschoolrejects.com/images/review_drive-e1316146475836.jpg

[Niamh.]

£529

[Drew.]

£549

[Jay.]

£569

[Niamh.]

£589

[Livia]

£609, it's an obvious classic.

[AnnieK]

Niamh recognising this cars beauty....:lovedup:

[Niamh.]

£629

[Jake.]

#interestingfact

this car was indeed driven by Cruella Devil in 101 Labradors

[Drew.]

£649

[Niamh.]

£669

[AnnieK]

Keep bidding....and we will throw in an Audrey Hepburn lookalike to sit in the back eating a galaxy....:amazed:

[Drew.]

£689

[Niamh.]

£709

[Livia]

£729.

Sadly... this is the 'one lady owner...'
http://u1.ipernity.com/8/00/33/2940033.00197d3e.560.jpg

[Niamh.]

£749

[Benjamin]

769

[Ammi]

£729.

Sadly... this is the 'one lady owner...'
http://u1.ipernity.com/8/00/33/2940033.00197d3e.560.jpg

...the car would have looked worse though if she had been sober..

[Niamh.]

£789

[Kate!]

809 quid

[Ammi]

http://unbounce.com/photos/The-Secrets-of-Selling-Like-a-Skeazy-Slimy-Used-Car-Salesman.jpg

[smudgie]

£819 ...son is looking for a new car.
Just up his street..

[lily.]

This looks legit.

£835.69

[Ammi]

£819 ...son is looking for a new car.
Just up his street..


..I'm not sure it'll actually get up the street Smudgie...but it's the thought and you'll be the best mum in the world for buying him it...no regrets Smudge...

[lily.]

..look how smoothly those doors open and close, she's totally perfect for a quick getaway...:amazed:...


http://cdn.filmschoolrejects.com/images/review_drive-e1316146475836.jpg

yum....

[Ammi]

This looks legit.

£835.69

..this is an honest face Lily..

http://unbounce.com/photos/The-Secrets-of-Selling-Like-a-Skeazy-Slimy-Used-Car-Salesman.jpg

[Ramsay]

£855.69

[smudgie]

..I'm not sure it'll actually get up the street Smudgie...but it's the thought and you'll be the best mum in the world for buying him it...no regrets Smudge...

Perfect car for a Mammys peace of mind:hugesmile:

[Ammi]

yum....

..I think Ryan might be giving the test drive in it as well..:wink:..

[Ammi]

Perfect car for a Mammys peace of mind:hugesmile:

...yeah, we don't want the to be able to go anywhere in it on those dangerous roads Smudge..

[Ammi]

£855.69


..thank you sir..:love:.. we take those grand Irish pounds as well..and the boot is stocked with Budweisser all ready to go..don't drink while you're driving though...

[lily.]

How often can we bid?

Does it come with this guy included too?

http://www.wallpaperwell.com/thumbnails/detail/20121130/money%20cars%20breaking%20bad%20aaron%20paul%20tv% 20posters%201280x1024%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperhi. com_9.jpg

[Ammi]

How often can we bid?

Does it come with this guy included too?

http://www.wallpaperwell.com/thumbnails/detail/20121130/money%20cars%20breaking%20bad%20aaron%20paul%20tv% 20posters%201280x1024%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperhi. com_9.jpg

..I think you can bid whenever someone else does Lily, but yes it comes with Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday, Mr Wednesday etc and as everyone knows, things always get much better on a Friday and at the weekend...

[Ammi]

..Walt is your own personal parking valet as well..

[lily.]

£855.69

All righty then.. I'm upping this to 875.69

[Kazanne]

I'll give you 900 just for the cock

[Ryan57]

I'll give you 900 just for the cock

http://oi54.tinypic.com/21d4e9w.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://oi54.tinypic.com/21d4e9w.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:What are you doing in here,i thought you were after a cage?:joker:

[Ryan57]

:joker::joker::joker:What are you doing in here,i thought you were after a cage?:joker:

Who said I can't be after cock as well? :evilgrin:

[smudgie]

:joker::joker::joker:What are you doing in here,i thought you were after a cage?:joker:

Looks like you both want a cock to put in the cage then.:devil:

[Kazanne]

Looks like you both want a cock to put in the cage then.:devil:

We do need that cage tbh smudgie,that cock needs to be contained!:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

Yeah, it does. I can see it throbbing from here.

[InOne]

£950 for no cock

[Kazanne]

Yeah, it does. I can see it throbbing from here.

:joker::joker:Ammi will be furious that YOU have turned her thread into a cock fest,lol

[Kazanne]

£950 for no cock

what was the other thing we were bidding on?:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

:joker::joker:Ammi and annie will be furious that YOU have turned their thread into a cock fest,lol

I think you'll find you lowered the tone first. :p

£970.

[Benjamin]

These amounts not jumping up in 20's :umm2:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

£990

[AnnieK]

These amounts not jumping up in 20's :umm2:

Ben bugger off and sell your crappy cardboard, second hand box and leave us with out beautiful Herbie protege car....

[Benjamin]

No :pipe:

[AnnieK]

No :pipe:

Benjamin.....you really dot want to see me angry. :devil:

[Benjamin]

Come to my box and show me :evilgrin:

[AnnieK]

£990 for thae car

[AnnieK]

Come to my box and show me :evilgrin:

In no way could you handle me sugar :evilgrin:

[Ammi]

..so anyway, Annie and I have just had a phone call from one of our most reputable suppliers and we've just bought some new cars today so because we haven't got much room, I think we're doing a two for one special one day offer ..bid today or regret forever...


http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll259/xix32/Picturert666-05008.jpg

[Ammi]

..or in other words...bump...

[Ammi]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NHN9FarlWlU/UJROBdhZVnI/AAAAAAAAl68/9pebZKTRamI/s1600/Mitt.jpg

[Natalie.]

1000

[Kate!]

1020

[Natalie.]

1040

[Cherie]

1060

[AnnieK]

Bumpety bump....(the thread, not the car)...

[smudgie]

1080

[AnnieK]

Thank you for all the bids.....can we get an advance on 1080? You won't regret it....

[Kazanne]

1090

[Cherie]

1110

[Black Dagger]

1130, I've not had a big cock in a while, and the car looks fab as well.

[AnnieK]

:lovedup:

[Kate!]

1150

[Drew.]

1170

[Cherie]

1190

[Drew.]

1210

[Natalie.]

1230

[Cherie]

1250

[Drew.]

1270

[Natalie.]

1290

[Drew.]

1310

[Natalie.]

1330

[Drew.]

1350

[Cherie]

1370

[smudgie]

1390

[Kate!]

1410

[Drew.]

1430

[Glenn.]

£1450

[Livia]

£1470

[AnnieK]

Ive just been round and kicked all the tyres....they're fine! Grab a bargain....keep those bids coming please

[Livia]

Ah yes, tyre kicking. You can get a BTEC in tyre kicking now. Probably...

[Drew.]

£1490

[Livia]

£1510

[Drew.]

£1530

[Livia]

£1550

[Drew.]

£1570

[Jay.]

£1590

[Kate!]

Right I'm placing one last bid in everyone's thread....

1610

[Drew.]

£1630

[Livia]

Hands off my motor Drew... Ammi promised that Daniel Craig is going to deliver it...

£1650

[Natalie.]

1670

[Drew.]

I was promised a holiday home in California with the car.. promised false dreams :sad:

£1690

[Ammi]

Hands off my motor Drew... Ammi promised that Daniel Craig is going to deliver it...

£1650

..hmmm, I don't know though because if Drew buys it, we might have Melanie Iglesias deliver it, she's already freed her diary especially..

[Drew.]

There is no chance i am letting Livia win this then.

[Ammi]

..3 minutes to go and I think she may be on her way, Drew..:amazed:..

[AnnieK]

Come on...surely this car is worth a little more....:flutter:

[Ammi]

..I think we have a winning bid..


http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/ea5c10c99fdfd1938232f2868f3c8e26/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/RIDES/2012/08/melanie1.jpg


..and thank you so much everyone for posting..:lovedup:..we really appreciate it...

[AnnieK]

Thank you everyone :love:

And to Ammi for being the best used car sales person TiBB has ever seen :worship:

[Ammi]

Thank you everyone :love:

And to Ammi for being the best used car sales person TiBB has ever seen :worship:

..definitely the dodgiest, Annie...

http://unbounce.com/photos/The-Secrets-of-Selling-Like-a-Skeazy-Slimy-Used-Car-Salesman.jpg

[Drew.]

..I think we have a winning bid..


http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/ea5c10c99fdfd1938232f2868f3c8e26/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/RIDES/2012/08/melanie1.jpg


..and thank you so much everyone for posting..:lovedup:..we really appreciate it...

I haven't seen the other scores but well done & good luck :love:

[Kate!]

Guys I don't think it's finished yet.

[Ammi]

I haven't seen the other scores but well done & good luck :love:

..thank you and thank you for bidding, I don't think we won but you guys bidding made it a great task and a great experience for Annie and I...:love:..

[Ammi]

Guys I don't think it's finished yet.


..Jake said 5pm Kate..?..