As you do...

[Jake.]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1798713_313384282163930_6054756299424431114_n.jpg

[Marsh.]

"It went all big"

:joker: Has he never had an erection before?

[armand.kay]

Why didn't he just wait until it went down?

[mizzy25]

this has got to be a wind up lol

[zakman440]

:laugh2: Where does the Sunday Sport keep finding these people?!

[Samm]

:umm2:

[Kate!]

That'll teach him to pork inanimate objects :fist:

[smudgie]

Must be where the expression "porking" comes from.
Silly beggar should have run it under a cold tap.

[Natalie.]

:/ disappointed nobody cropped the pigs face :laugh:

[Livia]

Hmmm... by the look of him I'd say that pig isn't the ugliest date he'll ever have.

[Jake.]

:/ disappointed nobody cropped the pigs face :laugh:

Which pig?

[user104658]

"I saw a video on YouTube once where a bloke lost his bellend in a Furby."

...best part of the story TBH.

[Kyle]

His investment cocked up so to speak.

Looks like Natwest dicked him good and proper.

[Kazanne]

He should have told them to take the pain away and leave the swelling:devil:

[Kazanne]

Must be where the expression "porking" comes from.
Silly beggar should have run it under a cold tap.

:joker::joker::devil:

[Z]

Well I think it's nice to see someone ****ing the banks for once instead of the other way round

[Natalie.]

Which pig?

:joker:

[Jake.]

Well I think it's nice to see someone ****ing the banks for once instead of the other way round

:joker:

[Jesus.]

To be fair, I'm a sucker for long eye lashes. The moral of the story, is never go in dry.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That pig was asking for it

[Kizzy]

Lady Hilary!... she's a collectable :(
I bet some A&E depts have seen waaaay freakier stuff than that :/