Britain's vainest guy - claims no woman has turned him down.

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/britains-vainest-man-dreamboys-stripper-3499765
Ladies, would you date him?

He explains: “There is no excuse for bad skin or hair. I have regular facials and professional shaves to keep my face silky smooth."

Matt says his good looks have made him a big hit with the ladies.

He brags: “I've never been knocked back by a girl - they just seem to throw themselves at me. It's my looks that reel them in - but I am a gentleman when it comes to relationships. I’ve had my wild days in the past but the past few years I’ve been in long term relationships.

“I’m not the type to have five or six girls on the go at a time, I’ve been brought up properly.”

Matt admits being good looking also has its downsides. He often finds himself hounded by flirtatious women on nights out and, more alarmingly, he has also been beaten up by jealous men.

[smudgie]

:yuk: I would rather sit eating my own toenails than spend time with him.

[Z]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks at people like that and thinks that they're too technically 'perfect' looking to actually be attractive. Like looking at a fabergé egg and going okay that's nice but what am I supposed to do with that

[Kate!]

Does Nowt for me. I want a man I can roll around with :evilgrin: not one who'd go mad at ya for ruffling his hair :laugh:

[Kyle]

He explains: “There is no excuse for being a c v n t. I have regular facials and professional shaves cos I have more money than sense."

Matt says his good looks have made him a big hit with the ladies.

He brags: “I've never been knocked back by a girl - they can't turn me down in the morgueIt's my looks that reel them in - but I am a gentleman when it comes to relationships. I’ve had my wild days in the past but the past few years I’ve been in long term relationships.

“I’m not the type to have five or six girls on the go at a time cos I can't seem to find five or six desperate girls at a timeI’ve been brought up to be a self obsessed Juan Kerr

Matt admits being good looking also has its downsides. He often finds himself hounded by make-up salesmen while on nights out and, more alarmingly, he has also been beaten up by men that are pissed off with his attitude.

[Kate!]

He explains: “There is no excuse for being a c v n t. I have regular facials and professional shaves cos I have more money than sense."

Matt says his good looks have made him a big hit with the ladies.

He brags: “I've never been knocked back by a girl - they can't turn me down in the morgueIt's my looks that reel them in - but I am a gentleman when it comes to relationships. I’ve had my wild days in the past but the past few years I’ve been in long term relationships.

“I’m not the type to have five or six girls on the go at a time cos I can't seem to find five or six desperate girls at a timeI’ve been brought up to be a self obsessed Juan Kerr

Matt admits being good looking also has its downsides. He often finds himself hounded by make-up salesmen while on nights out and, more alarmingly, he has also been beaten up by men that are pissed off with his attitude.

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[Crimson Dynamo]

Its the mirror

its a celebrity rag for the lower end of the intelligence scale

its Lorraine in print

[Saph]

lol the video is a man showing his mcdonalds memorabilia? :s

[Saph]

oh nvm found it, ew hes ugly af

[Livia]

I hadn't even seen his picture but was already pretty sure I wouldn't ever date him. Then I saw his picture and... well... just no. He's a dick on every level. I'd rather be alone that ever go out with him.

[Josy]

Average at best not to mention a bit of a dick.

[Josy]

lol the video is a man showing his mcdonalds memorabilia? :s

Yeah I know, I thought it was him at first and was thinking :umm2: :joker:

[Niamh.]

Yeah I know, I thought it was him at first and was thinking :umm2: :joker:

same here :laugh:

But yeah, vanity and big headedness is not a big turn on for me

[Crimson Dynamo]

same here :laugh:

But yeah, vanity and big headedness is not a big turn on for me

and me. i would not waste my exceptional looks and above average intelligence on some big headed vanity project

:fist:

[Niamh.]

and me. i would not waste my exceptional looks and above average intelligence on some big headed vanity project

:fist:

:hehe:

[Tom4784]

He isn't anything special at all.

[Cherie]

In fairness they guy probably didn't say half of what is in the article, he looks more into his McD's stuff.

[Black Dagger]

I've met guys in my local Morrisons who I'd want to bang in the freezer aisle more than this silly bellend.

[arista]

I hadn't even seen his picture but was already pretty sure I wouldn't ever date him. Then I saw his picture and... well... just no. He's a dick on every level. I'd rather be alone that ever go out with him.



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[Vanessa]

No, i prefer the rough and ready type. :creep: