View Full Version : Help! Fake tan disater!!!!
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 05:22 PM
As many of you know I fell flat on my face and broke my nose... as you do. tomorrow I have a family event so thought why not get a haircut, spruce myself up.
I asked for crew cut she gave me cone head. I then went to boots to buy fake tan as I need to cover up all this brusing on my face. I thought why not go all out and look all exotic.
As I applied the tan, it kept getting darker and darker till finally I looked Somalian.
I tried scrubbing my face but nothing! Then noticed my eyebrows and eyelashes were brown. So right now im sat in front of a handheld mirror applying mascara to my eyebrows. I must say the sales girl at Boots was very unsympathetic.
How do I get this stuff off my face coz I look like ive been rolling around in sh!t.
Vicky.
10-05-2014, 05:23 PM
:laugh2:
I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious :D
:laugh2:
I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious :D
This :laugh2:
oh Dan.... :joker:
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 05:27 PM
I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.
I do the dumbest sh!t.
My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
armand.kay
10-05-2014, 05:27 PM
Just go with it changing race is the new thing. (Lil Kim and Beyoncé's impact).
:laugh2:
I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.
Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Vanessa
10-05-2014, 05:28 PM
I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.
I do the dumbest sh!t.
My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
:joker::joker:
Smithy
10-05-2014, 05:29 PM
:laugh2:
Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Tbh
Vicky.
10-05-2014, 05:29 PM
Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Yes :D
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 05:31 PM
:laugh2:
I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.
Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.
My god im the elephant man :( but brown.
Vanessa
10-05-2014, 05:34 PM
Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.
My god im the elephant man :( but brown.
I'm sure it will fade in time, Daniel. :hug:
Livia
10-05-2014, 05:37 PM
Lemon juice is quite good for removing fake tan. I've removed streaks with it. Good luck!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Lb3vArv10z0/TFw13JMwr6I/AAAAAAAAAF8/Wd1zwC42sgo/s1600/fake-tanning-christina-aguilera-400a071707.jpg
Loukas
10-05-2014, 05:57 PM
:laugh2:
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 05:58 PM
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.
Im cursed!!!
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 05:59 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Lb3vArv10z0/TFw13JMwr6I/AAAAAAAAAF8/Wd1zwC42sgo/s1600/fake-tanning-christina-aguilera-400a071707.jpg
Its more like Jodie Marsh body builder colour. Definitely not the summer glow advertised on the bottle.
Glenn.
10-05-2014, 05:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/C0xUHeP.jpg
jackc1806
10-05-2014, 06:03 PM
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.
Im cursed!!!
:joker:
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.
Im cursed!!!
:laugh2:
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 06:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/C0xUHeP.jpg
FINE!
2697
So the girls name was Jackie...."Yeah Brackie".
Jackie the thorn in my side.
Smithy
10-05-2014, 06:11 PM
omg please post a pic of your face
Glenn.
10-05-2014, 06:19 PM
Tenner says Daniel looks like this right now
http://i.imgur.com/o74H3Fk.jpg
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 06:20 PM
Tenner says Daniel looks like this right now
http://i.imgur.com/o74H3Fk.jpg
OMG I was gonna post about the friends episode with the black light.
"Why do you have a black light its 1999?!?!"
Me. I Am Salman
10-05-2014, 06:26 PM
I provided what was asked.
And why is that annoying little pic allways attached to your posts.
Im sensitive at the moment please remove it as we bare a striking resemblance.
who wouldn't want to look like mooriah who they also call the elusive chanteuse?
daniel-lewis-1985
10-05-2014, 06:53 PM
who wouldn't want to look like mooriah who they also call the elusive chanteuse?
Go for it then.
Just visit Boots on Albany Road. Loreal tanning mouse £14.99 but lucky you they have slashed the price by £5.
I look forward to your thread.
Natalie.
10-05-2014, 06:55 PM
:laugh2: hope it fades
Marsh.
10-05-2014, 07:07 PM
My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
:joker:
A conehead Somalian with a broken nose. Oh dear. :laugh:
armand.kay
10-05-2014, 07:32 PM
Dencia can help.
http://uptownmagazine.com/files/2014/01/UPTOWN_dencia_whitenicious.jpg
Cherie
10-05-2014, 07:33 PM
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.
Im cursed!!!
Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!
Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
Sophiee
10-05-2014, 10:05 PM
:joker:
daniel-lewis-1985
11-05-2014, 01:03 AM
Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!
Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
Dry cleaners are posh? :conf:
Vicky.
11-05-2014, 01:04 AM
Still no photos? Tut tut.
Did you get it off?
Lemon juice and baking soda on an exfoliating glove takes it right off.
Kizzy
11-05-2014, 01:12 AM
Zee 2... :joker: I would have thought a facial scrub too.
daniel-lewis-1985
11-05-2014, 02:48 PM
It looks good today lol.
Just needed a bath. Loving how the mascara frames my eyes aswel I may become one of those gays who wears make up.
I likey.
daniel-lewis-1985
12-05-2014, 05:47 PM
OMG reading back on this is hilarious lol I was genuinely distraught.
What a tw@t.
Cherie
12-05-2014, 05:52 PM
Dry cleaners are posh? :conf:
For sheets yes, everyone I know bungs their sheets in the washing machine.
daniel-lewis-1985
12-05-2014, 05:53 PM
For sheets yes, everyone I know bungs their sheets in the washing machine.
To me washing machines are posh.
I don't own one.
Smithy
12-05-2014, 06:02 PM
To me washing machines are posh.
I don't own one.
:joker::joker:
Sawyer
12-05-2014, 06:58 PM
I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.
I do the dumbest sh!t.
My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
sorry but this actually cracked me up. I'm sat in my chair wetting myself with laughter.
daniel-lewis-1985
12-05-2014, 09:19 PM
sorry but this actually cracked me up. I'm sat in my chair wetting myself with laughter.
Wetting yourself? lol how polite of you.
Marsh.
13-05-2014, 08:57 PM
To me washing machines are posh.
I don't own one.
:joker:
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