The Victor Meldrew thread

[Kazanne]

A thread for all those of us with daily gripes ,get it off your chest and have a laugh at the same time:hugesmile:http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/10/285x214/124956_1.jpg

I really get annoyed with people who leave their dogs crap in parks,on pavements and the like,get a bag and get it bloody up !!!:fist:

[Livia]

I hate when someone calls you, you answer and they're having a conversation with someone else. So you try again, louder... "Hello?" Then they finally realise you're there. I like them to know they've reached me before I hang up on them.

[Kazanne]

Oh yes and this one,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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[arista]

A thread for all those of us with daily gripes ,get it off your chest and have a laugh at the same time:hugesmile:http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/10/285x214/124956_1.jpg

I really get annoyed with people who leave their dogs crap in parks,on pavements and the like,get a bag and get it bloody up !!!:fist:

Yes those Punks need £1000 fines

[Livia]

Oh yes and this one,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/37/36/043736b9cf88cd94f4b4de440146acbf.jpg

*nods in sad agreement.

Know what else I hate? When someone is about to put you on hold and they say "bear with me". What the hell does that even mean?

[Kazanne]

Yes those Punks need £1000 fines

Can't count the times my kids have trod in it at parks etc, love dogs just not thoughtless owners:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

*nods in sad agreement.

Know what else I hate? When someone is about to put you on hold and they say "bear with me". What the hell does that even mean?

I hate phones full stop Livia,and its because of examples of the above (you know you'll be there through a whole crappy album)lol,I've lost my cool many a time with phones,I did shout at one once,but got no response:hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

*nods in sad agreement.

Know what else I hate? When someone is about to put you on hold and they say "bear with me". What the hell does that even mean?

They're asking you for help obviously, call 999, there's a wild animal loose in that mans office :eek:

[Livia]

There asking you for help obviously, call 999, there's a wild animal loose in that mans office :eek:

Good. I hope it feckin' eats him.

[Livia]

I hate phones full stop Livia,and its because of examples of the above (you know you'll be there through a whole crappy album)lol,I've lost my cool many a time with phones,I did shout at one once,but got no response:hugesmile:

I'm with ya... we're on a roll... I hate it when I answer the phone and it's a recorded message asking if I've had an accident or want to make a PPI claim. No! Or I'd have called YOU.

[Kazanne]

I'm going to use this I think,lol
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YCJn7MiSOZk/UN8mQlFjPpI/AAAAAAAAJT4/1Q3ZE_vc6kw/w506-h369/577741_513929078639738_1658591930_n.jpg

[Livia]

LOL... I like that Kaz.

[Kazanne]

I also dislike with a passion the thoughtless swines that do this!!!! the roads for you:fist:
http://www.etchinghamvillage.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pavement-parking-news.jpg

[Marsh.]

People who leave the milk out of the fridge and it goes warm. :fist:

[chuff me dizzy]

My biggest hate and you see it daily is a Mother on mobile, while toddlers run along path on main road, or even worse on crossing ,kids miles behind them and texting ,makes my blood boil Ive been known to open car window and shout "Get hold of their hand " :devil::devil:

[Cherie]

They're asking you for help obviously, call 999, there's a wild animal loose in that mans office :eek:

:joker:

[armand.kay]

They're asking you for help obviously, call 999, there's a wild animal loose in that mans office :eek:

:laugh2:

[Kazanne]

My biggest hate and you see it daily is a Mother on mobile, while toddlers run along path on main road, or even worse on crossing ,kids miles behind them and texting ,makes my blood boil Ive been known to open car window and shout "Get hold of their hand " :devil::devil:

That's another one Chuff,bleedin' mobiles should be confiscated:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

They're asking you for help obviously, call 999, there's a wild animal loose in that mans office :eek:

:shocked::laugh:

[Josy]

People that put an empty milk carton back in the fridge! :fist:
Crumbs in butter! :fist:

[Kyle]

I don't beeeeleeeive it

[Marsh.]

Crumbs in butter! :fist:

Soggy bits of toast. :yuk:

[chuff me dizzy]

That's another one Chuff,bleedin' mobiles should be confiscated:hugesmile:

Its the Mothers who use them instead of holding kiddies hands on main roads that need confiscating !!

[chuff me dizzy]

I don't beeeeleeeive it

You ARE Victor !!

[Kyle]

You ARE Victor !!

Wot U talkin about?

I'm Hyacinth Bucket


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[Kizzy]

Who can I be?... :)

My pet hate?.. noisy kids,play out but don't just stand there screaming like a nutter whacking your dustbin with a stick!! eejit kid :idc:

[Kyle]

Who can I be?... :)

My pet hate?.. noisy kids,play out but don't just stand there screaming like a nutter whacking your dustbin with a stick!! eejit kid :idc:

I always had you pegged as a sort of female Edmund Blackadder myself :think:

[Kazanne]

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Caution,Kyle Alert !!!

[chuff me dizzy]

Wot U talkin about?

I'm Hyacinth Bucket


http://ramp.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Hyacinth-Bucket.png

IM Hyacinth !! oozing with class and a true Lady !!

[Kazanne]

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[Kizzy]

I always had you pegged as a sort of female Edmund Blackadder myself :think:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuzfhk9Nn1qzs9d7o1_500.gif

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker:
http://www.iwantthatsign.com/WebRoot/BT2/Shops/BT4029/4D91/DC44/4409/D357/C7F6/0A0C/05E7/BA9B/miserable-bastard-on-board.jpg

[Kyle]

Give over Boldrick

[smudgie]

:fist:
Husbands having to go back to work after three months off.



Wifey having to make her own morning coffee...

[Ammi]

..putting mascara on and then sneezing and getting it all down your face..:fist:..