Had a Delivery from Ocado - Amazed it was Woman

[arista]

But Not a English Woman
sadly.


It was a Sweden Woman




Sign Of The Times

[Niamh.]

So what if it was a woman? It's not that unusual

[arista]

So what if it was a woman? It's not that unusual



It is in England


8 x5Ls of Pure Water
is too much for British woman

[Niamh.]

It is in England


8 x5Ls of Pure Water
is too much for British woman

:suspect: Bit of a generalization don't you think?

[arista]

No it takes a Strong Swedish Woman


Other than her its all Men

[Josy]

That's sexist

[arista]

That's sexist


No British women
do not do it


thats all I am saying

[Josy]

Shocking behavior from you arista

[Marsh.]

Sexist and xenophobic.

What a combination.

[arista]

Sexist and xenophobic.

What a combination.



No these Swedish women
are hard workers.

[Niamh.]

No these Swedish women
are hard workers.

So British women aren't? hhhmmmmmmm

[Josy]

Terrible

[arista]

Shocking behavior from you arista



But its always Men



I was Happy a Strong Lady Came with the Big Delivery
but such a shock when she told me she was from Sweden.



I want British Lady Delivery's
but on these big Ocado deals
its a Mans job
or a Euro Woman

[arista]

So British women aren't? hhhmmmmmmm


I would say Irish Women could do it.

[Marsh.]

Ooh, stop trying to smooth talk her now.

[Niamh.]

I think Arista has cleared that up nicely, everyone stop baiting him :idc:

[arista]

8 x 5ltrs of Pure water are hard
thats 3 in 2 pallets
then 2 in with other food

[Kizzy]

Are you stocking your bunker?...

[Me. I Am Salman]

Arista stop being vile

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://www.voshy.com/pictures/upload/voshy_strong-woman_y054.jpg


Where do you vant your vater mate?

[Livia]

It is in England


8 x5Ls of Pure Water
is too much for British woman

What the...?

[Vicky.]

I would say Irish Women could do it.

I think Arista has cleared that up nicely, everyone stop baiting him :idc:

:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/420274/420274,1317604297,4/stock-photo-attractive-thirsty-woman-with-plastic-water-bottle-making-sexy-gesture-85807945.jpg
Yes love, it is hot today, my thats a big fan you have, yes put it down in my bunker, mind the step love, Sweden eh?, life in city

[arista]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/420274/420274,1317604297,4/stock-photo-attractive-thirsty-woman-with-plastic-water-bottle-making-sexy-gesture-85807945.jpg
Yes love, it is hot today, my thats a big fan you have, yes put it down in my bunker, mind the step love, Sweden eh?, life in city


http://www.ocado.com/productImages/561/56128011_0_640x640.jpg?identifier=1b1e313831b09918 8aa2f1f19ec007fb


8 of these
means you need a Irish or Swedish Woman
to do the delivery.



Her back was not damaged.


I thanked her

[Livia]

You disappoint me sometimes, arista.

[arista]

Are you stocking your bunker?...



Updating stock (longer use by dates)
has to be done.




Life In The Fast Lane

[Niamh.]

Have you reserved a spot for me Arista incase of a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Updating stock (longer use by dates)
has to be done.




Life In The Fast Lane

Buying stuff that comes out a tap for free?

:huh:

[arista]

Have you reserved a spot for me Arista incase of a Zombie Apocalypse?



Yes

[Niamh.]

Super job

[arista]

Buying stuff that comes out a tap for free?

:huh:



The Water from the Tap has
bad bits in it
it was tested.
Tap water can give you a bug that makes you ill

(maybe in your Zone its better water)



These 5Ltrs are for Professionals
we do not have toilet trouble

[Crimson Dynamo]

My zone has excellent water :hmph:

We have no toilet issues in fact i just had a pee in the river:elephant:

Only a few sheep saw me and they will not tell.

[Kyle]

Don't know whether your fishing or not but my mum has Tesco grocery deliveries and she has had an English woman once so there are women out there that do it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I dont think i have ever had a big delivery of bub wrap or paper from a woman mind you.

The paper is 200m rolls so its heavy. It has always been a bloke. My posty is a woman but no delivery men are.

[Livia]

I dont think i have ever had a big delivery of bub wrap or paper from a woman mind you.

The paper is 200m rolls so its heavy. It has always been a bloke. My posty is a woman but no delivery men are.

No? Not even Irish or Swedish women?

[Crimson Dynamo]

No? Not even Irish or Swedish women?

No :bawling:

Just men with ugly shoes and a wee grey calculator thing to sign on

[arista]

Don't know whether your fishing or not but my mum has Tesco grocery deliveries and she has had an English woman once so there are women out there that do it.


Yes but this is large amount
of stock,
only some vans can take 8 x 5Ltrs of Pure Water



tesco do not have a good quality level.

[Niamh.]

No :bawling:

Just men with ugly shoes and a wee grey calculator thing to sign on

I hate those things, I always run out of space :bawling:

[Marsh.]

I think Arista has cleared that up nicely, everyone stop baiting him :idc:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

I hate those things, I always run out of space :bawling:

How long's your name? :laugh:

[Livia]

How long's your name? :laugh:

I think it's because she has to type "to be sure, to be sure, to be sure" after her sig.

This post is brought to you by Racial Slurs R Us

[InOne]

But Not a English Woman
sadly.


It was a Sweden Woman




Sign Of The Times

Was she a blonde bombshell?

[Marsh.]

I think it's because she has to type "to be sure, to be sure, to be sure" after her sig.

This post is brought to you by Racial Slurs R Us

Of course. I used to watch Father Ted, I bet she's just like Mrs Doyle.

[Livia]

Of course. I used to watch Father Ted, I bet she's just like Mrs Doyle.

LOL... I'm not pursuing this one any further because I'm basically a coward.

[Niamh.]

How long's your name? :laugh:

There's 10 letters in my surname

[Niamh.]

LOL... I'm not pursuing this one any further because I'm basically a coward.

Mrs Doyle is in Eastenders now

http://i.imgur.com/UtrJV0T.gif

[Marsh.]

There's 10 letters in my surname

Niamh Baoilghill

[Livia]

Mrs Doyle is in Eastenders now

http://i.imgur.com/UtrJV0T.gif

I don't watch any soaps. I lost a little respect for her when she refused to take part in the Father Ted documentary.

[Crimson Dynamo]

There's 10 letters in my surname

Brownsboys?






http://cdn1.independent.ie/incoming/article29194050.ece/c87c1/ALTERNATES/h342/mrs-brown.jpg

Neem, yesterday

[Niamh.]

Niamh Baoilghill

have you been stalking me? :suspect:

[Niamh.]

I don't watch any soaps. I lost a little respect for her when she refused to take part in the Father Ted documentary.

ah why, she said it was because she would have found it too sad to do without Dermot Morgan

[thesheriff443]

have you been stalking me? :suspect:

he is just looking for you're four leaf clover:shocked:

[jackc1806]

Wtf is this thread :laugh:

[Marsh.]

he is just looking for you're four leaf clover:shocked:

I found it. It's nothing special. :idc:

[Niamh.]

he is just looking for you're four leaf clover:shocked:

http://i.imgur.com/LkGJOdX.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/6466_gao-meiyun1.jpg

Judith's back ached after the 5th Waitrose bottle was delivered, she had 8 to go but dare not slack as she feared the Big Boss Man would beat her again.

later she hoped to go to the Bingo with her bestie Neem, if she was sober enough...

[arista]

Was she a blonde bombshell?



Yes

[jackc1806]

Yes

:joker:

[Ramsay]

Arista is like a walking advertisement for 1800s women's rights

[InOne]

Yes

And then you woke up.

[Pete.]

drag him mods
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tumblr_maphe9c1gr1qdcxoeo1_500.gif

[T*]

Sexist and Racist? New low for tibb.

[Livia]

ah why, she said it was because she would have found it too sad to do without Dermot Morgan

Oh really? I read an article that said she didn't want to be aligned with that character forever because she was an actress and plays lots of other parts.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sexist and Racist? New low for tibb.

to which race do you refer?

[Marsh.]

Oh really? I read an article that said she didn't want to be aligned with that character forever because she was an actress and plays lots of other parts.

Well if you're an actress you'll probably get sick of being connected to that one character who hardly ever said anything other than "Do you want a cup of tea?". :laugh:

[MTVN]

5* thread

[Ramsay]

Oh really? I read an article that said she didn't want to be aligned with that character forever because she was an actress and plays lots of other parts.

This is the truth

[Cherie]

Sexist and Racist? New low for tibb.

Ridiculous, this is just an average day on TiBB.

Great thread Arista :thumbs:

[Shaun]

whatever happened to that thread where arista would post pictures of businesswomen with captions like "yes You the Boss,
Honey"

[InOne]

http://www.funatiq.com/images/post-woman-halloween.jpg
What I imagine his delivery lady to be like if she exists.

That's it honey...

[Niamh.]

Oh really? I read an article that said she didn't want to be aligned with that character forever because she was an actress and plays lots of other parts.

This is the truth

http://www.herald.ie/news/pauline-too-sad-for-father-ted-tv-tribute-27970525.html

[arista]

whatever happened to that thread where arista would post pictures of businesswomen with captions like "yes You the Boss,
Honey"

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6610887&highlight=working+women+thread#post6610887

[lily.]

But Not a English Woman
sadly.


It was a Sweden Woman




Sign Of The Times

ngl, I thought you meant that you had a Swedish woman delivered to you from Ocado.

[Niamh.]

ngl, I thought you meant that you had a Swedish woman delivered to you from Ocado.

I could believe that :hehe:

[arista]

ngl, I thought you meant that you had a Swedish woman delivered to you from Ocado.


They would sell out

[lily.]

Perhaps.

[lily.]

There's 10 letters in my surname

There's 11 in mine.

What I generally do is scribble the first three letters of my first name, then squiggle the rest. The delivery guy doesn't care if it is a proper signature.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Your signature can be anything as long as you can replicate it, you can literally scrawl any old crap down

[Niamh.]

There's 11 in mine.

What I generally do is scribble the first three letters of my first name, then squiggle the rest. The delivery guy doesn't care if it is a proper signature.

I don't even have a proper signature, my normal writing is exactly the same, I don't even join my writing mostly

[lily.]

Try my trick. It's amazing for small boxes.







oo er.

[MTVN]

No point trying to do a proper signature on those dratted things so I just do a quick scribble, don't think they're ever too fussy about what gets put down as long as there's something there

[Z]

My dad has this really cool signature that he's obviously spent time figuring out and planning whereas I just sort of write my name haphazardly so it looks different to my handwriting :joker:

[MTVN]

Can imagine Niamh meticulously trying to neatly write out her full name in perfect handwriting and then having to start again because there's not enough room in the box, delivery guy must get very impatient

[Crimson Dynamo]

Can imagine Niamh meticulously trying to neatly write out her full name in perfect handwriting and then having to start again because there's not enough room in the box, delivery guy must get very impatient

especially as she puts the little circles over the letter i


:joker:

[Niamh.]

Oh God, I really can't type what I want to type without it sounding like some sort of innuendo

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh God, I really can't type what I want to type without it sounding like some sort of innuendo

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/23730396/2/stock-photo-23730396-half-naked-sexy-woman-typing-on-laptop.jpg


Neem, yesterday, typing to Tibb

[lily.]

Oh God, I really can't type what I want to type without it sounding like some sort of innuendo

Just do it anyway... give us a laugh..

[Niamh.]

Just do it anyway... give us a laugh..

Well, I was going to say in reply to MTVNs post, that I usually start off too big and then I have to squash all the rest to get it to fit in :smug:

[lily.]

hahahaha...

Yup.. it does sound rude..

[Marsh.]

I don't even have a proper signature, my normal writing is exactly the same, I don't even join my writing mostly

:laugh: God, I bet your signature is perfect for forgery.

[Niamh.]

:laugh: God, I bet your signature is perfect for forgery.

Probably, maybe I shouldn't have admitted that :unsure:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Probably, maybe I shouldn't have admitted that :unsure:

You know you dont need to sign using your lipstick each time?

:nono:

[Z]

That's it Honey

squash it in

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: