Cringiest lines in songs

[reece(:]

"my music is vaccination for all my loyal patients"
Becky G - Play It Again

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney

[Marsh.]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[Smithy]

You just had a salad today, boulangerie :umm2:

[reece(:]

You just had a salad today, boulangerie :umm2:
:laugh:

[Joelle.]

The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..." :dazzler:

[reece(:]

The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..." :dazzler:
Thankfully I can't understand when she says that part so I can listen through just bopping to the beat :elephant:

[Joelle.]

Thankfully I can't understand when she says that part so I can listen through just bopping to the beat :elephant:

Its a lessor flaw in an otherwise flawfree pussy poppin bop :dazzler:

[reece(:]

Its a lessor flaw in an otherwise flawfree pussy poppin bop :dazzler:
Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway :bigsmile:

[Joelle.]

Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway :bigsmile:

I see no lies

[Jordan.]

"I just wanna be free, I just wanna be me and I want lots of friends that invite me to their parties" :mooriah:

Basically the whole of Hair is a cringey mess but I like it anyway :flutter:

[Jordan.]

Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway :bigsmile:

"When you're hungry then I'll be your cow" :unsure:

[Smithy]

Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs

girl what

[reece(:]

"When you're hungry then I'll be your cow" :unsure:
Do your dance but they play my song
Excuse me shorty, you o-o-owned
True thrill and I'm sorry
Got two seats in this 'rari
For this pussy popping safari

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[Z]

"Sold out arenas you can suck my penis" makes me cringe EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT in Talk Dirty

[Joelle.]

"Sold out arenas you can suck my penis" makes me cringe EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT in Talk Dirty

Pretty sure he name drops someone every other line on Trumpets, which makes me cringe. Kanye, Coldplay and Katy Perry spring to mind. God hes just terrible :bored:

[Kizzy]

One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you back that ass to
Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo
Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you
So hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

Blurred lines :umm2:

[Pete.]

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney
Beat me too it :umm2:

[Ammi]

..every breath you take, every move you make..I'll be watching you/stalker..Sting..

[Marsh.]

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

[Z]

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You

[InOne]

Baby baby, we're on the rocket
Venus and Mars now, can't be apart now
Baby baby, put me in your pocket
We're on a mission, get in position

Put the plug in the socket, give me all your power
When you turn it on I can go for hours
Hit the switch, push the button, baby, then you'll see
We can have it all, baby, you and me

Pixie must've died inside singing that crap.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Not all of these make me cringe, some are strange but I love them

Mariah - Shake it Off
I gotta shake, shake it off
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere

Mariah - The Impossible
And now I love you like summertime, love you cherry wine
Love you like free money, like a preacher loves Sunday
Love you like a freeze pop, love you like a milkshake
Love you like a high school girl on a first date

And now I love you like sunsets, bubble baths on the jet
Love you like Kool Aid, Louis Millionaire shades
Love you like Sugar Daddies, love like a pimp caddy
Love like a holiday, Duncan Hines, yellow cake

Nicki Minaj - Roman Holiday
Qack quack to a duck and a chicken too, put the hyena in a freakin zoo

Rihanna - Stupid in Love
This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Don't talk to me like I'm stupid
I still love you but I just can't do this
I may be dumb but I'm not stupid

Rihanna - Only Girl
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie

[Me. I Am Salman]

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney
Beat me too it :umm2:

everyone knows Britney's funniest lyric is I smell your breath, it makes me cry, I wonder how I lived my life http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Kizzy]

Calling all hearts.... criiiiiiinnnnggggeeeeeee

[Niamh.]

When my daughter was singing along to Rihannas S&M song and the next lyric was Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it :/

[Saph]

"when im witchu, im chillin im chillin"

[Me. I Am Salman]

"if the light is off then it isn't on"
Hilary Duff - So Yesterday

"won't wash my hair, then make 'em bounce like a basketball"
Demi Lovato - Heart Attack

"let's all slumber party
like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
someone chuck a cupcake at me"
Avril Lavigne - Hello kitty

[Niamh.]

"if the light is off then it isn't on"
Hilary Duff - So Yesterday

"won't wash my hair, then make 'em bounce like a basketball"
Demi Lovato - Heart Attack

"let's all slumber party
like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
someone chuck a cupcake at me"
Avril Lavigne - Hello kitty

:laugh2: Captain obvious

[Jemal]

All of pitbulls lyrics tbh.

[Marsh.]

Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You

"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this. :yuk:

[Crimson Dynamo]

We're shining like diamonds
With love in our hearts
They said it's the end but I've a feeling
It might just be the start
As I am awakened with fire in my bones
Standing beside you I've a feeling that I'll never walk alone


http://www.nostin.com/pageimages/rollercoasterspew.jpg

[Joelle.]

"Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up
And back it up like a Tonka truck"
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Crimson Dynamo]

"I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer"

[Smithy]

Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality
When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.

Sex for Breakfast

So let me get you in your birthday suit
It's time to bring out the big ballons

Birthday

[Z]

"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this. :yuk:

It's a combination of his damp squib voice and the fact going to bed with a cup of tea is just not something teenagers do, it just makes me cringe so hard. Otherwise I actually think it's their best song but that one line ruins it for me so much.

Also Niamh's post about the Rihanna song and her daughter singing along has reminded me of the time in Germany when I was in a 5th grade class and they were having their last day with their teacher and they were doing a 'fashion show' and one kid had to bring music to play and one of the songs was Taio Cruz - Hangover. Hearing 9 year old German children sing "I GOT A HANGOVER, OOH WAH OH OH, I BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH FOR SURE!" is so cringe worthy, I was mortified!!

[Ammi]

..not cringy but I always thought I Am The Walrus lyrics were quite dumb...



I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba

[reece(:]

Chimpanzee's is hatin', but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side
Told you they'd revive your career but somebody lied
I ain't talking poultry when I say this chicken's fried

[Mystic Mock]

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me.

I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner.

I like the rest of the song but them lyrics up the top are just too cheesy for me.

[Marsh.]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

:umm2:

[Saph]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

:umm2:

which bible chapter was this from?

[Loukas]

Chimpanzee's is hatin', but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side

wtf does that mean Nicki, wtf does that mean!?

[Marsh.]

which bible chapter was this from?

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[Kazanne]

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/KJ_jckson/slap.gif

[Marsh.]

:joker: I was waiting for that.

[Loukas]

not sure if this line is cringy or fabulous.. :laugh:

Ru Paul - Sissy That Walk

I'm a femme queen, mother of a house of no shame
My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame

[Me. I Am Salman]

'it's 5 o clock AM' and 'I'll be back in 3 days like Paris Hilton's jail sentence' in daylight by Kelly Rowland always annoy me

[reece(:]

Gotta sleep but instead
Karaoke on the bed
Taking duck face selfies right and left

We get crazy with it, we get stupid with it
We don't care if people stare
And when we wobble with it

We get diva on it
We get queen bee on it yeah
We get britney, demi, one direction, bieber on it

[Smithy]

Chimpanzee's is hatin', but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side

wtf does that mean Nicki, wtf does that mean!?

I think she's being racist about another female rapper :p

[Saph]

Chimpanzees is hatin http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[reece(:]

The square root of 69 is 8 some, right
'cause I've been tryna work it out, oooow

[Smithy]

Simple math
Our love divided by the square root of pride
Multiply your lies plus time
I'm going out of my mind

and I know I'm wrong sometimes, oh
but it ain't rocket science, no
and I may not be Einstein
but I know
dumb + dumb = you


kelly sis http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Jordan.]

"Everyone is waitin' on the bell
Couple seconds, we'll be raisin' hell.
The sun is shinin' down, school is finally out.
Nothin' matters, so we might as well."

- Avril Lavigne 29

[Marsh.]

I was just about to post the lyrics from Einstein. :laugh:

It's a catchy song but the lyrics are just a tad embarrassing.

[Marsh.]

"Everyone is waitin' on the bell
Couple seconds, we'll be raisin' hell.
The sun is shinin' down, school is finally out.
Nothin' matters, so we might as well."

- Avril Lavigne 29

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

"Everyone is waitin' on the bell
Couple seconds, we'll be raisin' hell.
The sun is shinin' down, school is finally out.
Nothin' matters, so we might as well."

- Avril Lavigne 29

:joker::joker:

[LaLaLand]

"Shooby-doo-wop,and scooby snacks..."

LFO - Girl on TV

[Marsh.]

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

:yuk:

[reece(:]

Disco, blisters and a comedown, all I got to show now
From my Friday night out
Why, why, why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot, he’s looking like John Prescott

[reece(:]

[Biggie] Yeah... **** you
[Lil Kim] **** you too!
[B.I.G.] **** you bitch
[Lil Kim] **** you mother****er
[B.I.G.] You ain't **** anyway, **** you
[Lil Kim] You ain't ****, you fat mother****er
[B.I.G.] Yeah, whatever whatever
[Lil Kim] Whatever
[B.I.G.] You wasn't saying that when you was sucking my dick
[Lil Kim] You wasn't saying that when you was eating my pussy!
You a nasty mother****er!
[B.I.G.] Check it, uhh
[Lil Kim] Crab ass

http://i.minus.com/iS1nhzgLrU8Qh.jpg

[Benjamin]

The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..." :dazzler:

I was just coming to post this :joker:

[Joelle.]

"I need a Ryan Gosling, I need a Robert Pattinson
Somebody I can take to Mama, I need to find my Obama
I need a Jonas Brother and, how about a Denzel Washington?
I need a Kellen Lutz, and a Channing Tatum, throw 'em my way, I'll date 'em
I need a Drake, I need a Ludacris, I need a Weezy, I don't care who he is
Heard 'em say I need a Kanye, he ain't a gentleman, but I'll have him anyway
George Clooney, Lamar Odom, Larry King, I like 'em older"

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Jemal]

Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance, He looked kind of nice and so I said I might take a chance. When he danced he held me tight and when he walked me home that night all the stars were shining bright and then he kissed me.

- Josy

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Livia]

"... and in this ever-changing world in which we live in..."

Paul McCartney, Live & Let Die. One of the world's greatest songwriters showing his grammatical suckiness.

[Z]

"Everyone is waitin' on the bell
Couple seconds, we'll be raisin' hell.
The sun is shinin' down, school is finally out.
Nothin' matters, so we might as well."

- Avril Lavigne 29

:laugh3: omg I'm crying

[Marsh.]

Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance, He looked kind of nice and so I said I might take a chance. When he danced he held me tight and when he walked me home that night all the stars were shining bright and then he kissed me.

- Josy

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

:joker:

[Marsh.]

"I need a Ryan Gosling, I need a Robert Pattinson
Somebody I can take to Mama, I need to find my Obama
I need a Jonas Brother and, how about a Denzel Washington?
I need a Kellen Lutz, and a Channing Tatum, throw 'em my way, I'll date 'em
I need a Drake, I need a Ludacris, I need a Weezy, I don't care who he is
Heard 'em say I need a Kanye, he ain't a gentleman, but I'll have him anyway
George Clooney, Lamar Odom, Larry King, I like 'em older"

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

Yes, overdoing the pop culture/celebrity references is never a good sign.

[reece(:]

This is that original
This has no identical
You can't hack my digital
Future Aboriginal
Get up off my genitals
I stay on that pinnacle
Kill you with my lyricals
Call me verbal criminal
Send you to that clinical
Subscribe you some Chemicals
Audio and visual, can't see me, invisible
I'm old school like Biblical
Futuristic next level
Never on that typical
Will I stop I never know...

http://i.minus.com/iYZR0OP2kjxlz.gif

[reece(:]

They say hate is a strong word
But I got that urge treat me like a waiter
So you better get served with that Becky G special
I'm shakin your credentials
Acting like a benz
But to me you just a rental
Keep it simple
It's not about the cars acting hard
It's too easy, boy you gotta please me believe me
So I hit you on the telly when I'm in your areay next nevuary

[reece(:]

You cannot police me, so get off my areola
Get off my areola

http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[reece(:]

No, don't got nowhere to go
So we'll go with the flow
Yeah, we're living the life
Sippin' on sunshine

[LemonJam]

The entirety of Ebony and Ivory

This part from Schoolboy Q's Studio:
Put my tongue in different places, play a game of Operation
Like, na-na-na, la-la, la-la, you get what I'm saying
No metaphors, nothing like that
I'm keeping it straight to the point with you
So, I'mma put this dick up all in-side-of-you

[Lostie!]

Pretty much all of the sexist drivel "If I Were a Boy". It's basically the musical equivalent to those silly Facebook statuses some girls write when one guy has disappointed them, where they generalise all men as worthless pricks and all girls as angelic princesses. :idc:

[Pete.]

'If there was a scale from 1 to 10, my love for you it's a million billion' ~ It Should Be Easy/Britney Spears feat. will.i.am

[Daniel-X]

"Don't panic, panic, Mutya just look ahead now' - Song 4 Mutya - Groove Armada FT Mutya Buena

[reece(:]

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, follow the leader
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, follow the leader
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, follow the leader

You can talk all you want but my skin is really thick
Im the leader of a crowd and my game is really slick
Im unstoppable
Unstoppable
Unstoppable
Unstoppable

[EspeonBB]

Walk down the runway but don’t puke (it’s okay)
You just had a salad today, Boulangerie
Just ask your gay friends their advice, before you
Get a spray tan on holiday, in Taipei

- Gags, Donatella

[reece(:]

Girl come and sit on my tongue again cause I love to taste you yeah
I can tell you been eating your pineapples, girl your pussy taste like pineapples

A mess

http://i.imgur.com/rEINi0i.gif

[Jordan.]

GWEN STEFANI LYRICS
"Harajuku Girls"

Wa mono - there's me, there's you (hoko-ten)
In a pedestrian paradise
Where the catwalk got its claws (meow)
A subculture in a kaleidoscope of fashion
Prowl the streets of Harajuku (irasshaimase)
Super lovers, tell me where you got yours
(at the super lovers store)
Yoji Yamamoto, I'm hanging with the locals
Where the catwalk got its claws, all you fashion know-it-alls
With your underground malls in the world of Harajuku
Putting on a show, when you dress up in your clothes
Wild hair color and cell phones
Your accessories are dead on

Harajuku Girls you got the wicked style
I like the way that you are, I am your biggest fan
Harajuku Girls you got the wicked style
I like the way that you are, I am your biggest fan

Harajuku girls, I'm looking at you girls
You're so original girls
You got the look that makes you stand out
Harajuku Girls, I'm looking at you girls
You mix and match it girls
You dress so fly and just parade around (arigato)

I'm fascinated by the Japanese fashion scene
Just an American girl, in the Tokyo streets
My boyfriend bought me a Hysteric Glamour shirt
They're hard to find in the states, got me feeling couture (it's really cool)
What's that you got on? Is it Comme des Garcons?
Vivienne Westwood can't go wrong, mixed up with second hand clothes
(Let's not forget about John Galliano) (no)
Flipped the landscape when Nigo made A Bathing Ape
I got expensive taste (oh, well) guess I better save up (cho takai)

Harajuku Girls you got the wicked style
I like the way that you are, I am your biggest fan

Work it, express it, live it, command your style
Create it, design it
Now let me see you work it
Create it, design it
Now let me see you work it

You bring style and color all around the world. (You Harajuku Girls)
You bring style and color all around the world. (You Harajuku Girls)

You're looking so distinctive like D.N.A., like nothing I've ever seen in the U.S.A.
Your underground culture, visual grammar
The language of your clothing is something to encounter
A Ping-Pong match between eastern and western
Did you see your inspiration in my latest collection?
Just wait 'til you get your little hands on L.A.M.B.,
'Cause it's (super kawaii), that means (super cute in Japanese)
The streets of Harajuku are your catwalk (bishoujo you're so vogue)
That's what you drop

Cho saikou - Harajuku Girls
And that's what you drop, that's what you drop
Cho saikou - Harajuku Girls
And that's what you drop, that's what you drop
(I don't think you understand I'm your biggest fan)
(Gwen Stefani - you like me?)

Style detached from content
A fatal attraction to cuteness
Style is style
Fashion is fashion
Girl, you got style.

[reece(:]

I'm fascinated by the Japanese fashion scene
Just an American girl, in the Tokyo streets

Kylie - German Bold Italic?

[_Tom_]

"Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on" :bored:

[Dominic]

Boy, boy
Look at you
I wanna get, get, get next to you
Got me kinda hot
But, I ain't sweatin' you
Steamin' like like a pot full of vegetables
.

[reece(:]

Jet black pink Glock
Sip drink smoke pot
Tight right clap clap
Bossy bitch ****ing all night
Red ***** good pipe
He came once I came twice
Lift me up to the sun rise
I ain't stopping till that mother****ing bitch cries

Don't you know I live for you
Live for you
Don't you know I live for you
Live for you
Don't you know I live for you
Live for you
Don't you know I live for you
Live for you

**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy

Drip drip
Splash splash
Hit it good hit it good Jimmy Cash
Gimmie Cash how much chief
Hundred racks feel lucky
White ***** likes tax
He came once I came back
Lift me up till the sun rise
I ain't stopping till that mother****ing bitch cries

Don't you know I live for you
Live for you
Don't you know I live for you
Live for you
Don't you know I live for you
Live for you
Don't you know I live for you
Live for you

**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy

How lost knows how lonely
I'd give you my heart
But then you would only
I just wanna love so true
We both know that ain't you
So come here and **** me

**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me good
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy
**** me daddy

http://i.imgur.com/fUj2bvV.gif

[reece(:]

"Sippin White Russian
With some White Russians"

[LaLaLand]

Child goes to the store for a loaf of bread
Bullets flying all around his head
...
Why does granny have to walk the streets?
Trying to find a sheltered place to sleep

4Pj9zMGQm04
Eternal - Don't You Love Me? Awesome song but those two lines make me chuckle.

[LukeB]

'I use to be in 1D'

[Smithy]

Come on, turn it up, keep it on repeat
Stumbling around like a wasted zombie

Possibly the worst lyric I've ever heard, i cringe every time i hear it

[MB.]

See also: the entirety of Bon Appetit

[MB.]

(also Swish Swish, which I really like, but... nobody came for the lyrical quality, did they)

[TaylorCallum]

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag."

[Shaun]

look guys, Katy Perry writes terrible lyrics. We get it.

[Morgan.]

"My taste in music is your face"
Twenty øne piløts - Tear in my Heart

[Parallel]

"Something about, something about the chase... 6 WHOLE YEARS!"

Although I don't find it cringe, my friend cringed at "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" (Cola by Lana Del Rey)

[Headie]

This whole song

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"I don't wanna see a ghost, I'd rather have a piece of toast" :skull:

[LaLaLand]

Maaan Des'ree! Whatever happened to her!? That's taken me right back!

[reece(:]

A 7-47 is safer when it stays on the ground
But everybody knows that it was meant to fly
Meant to fly (don't be shy)

[Headie]

Maaan Des'ree! Whatever happened to her!?

Life happens I guess!

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[reece(:]

Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me, I'm the ****ing ****
Call me Mrs. Adderall
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop
I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates
I'm here to make, to stay then right back to the states
I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer
And now I'm comin' for ya, geezer's

Why hold the gun if you cant pull the trigger
Why say you can do it when you can't deliver
Why a drink vodka if ya got a weak liver
Ha ha ha
I'mma lover not a fighter
Love down a dike turn her to a dick liker
Ha ha ha
I'm the big chief rocker
Shootin' up your block like blocker blocker

A scream?

[Marsh.]

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it (yeah)

:umm2:

[JerseyWins]

Every line in most of the music I listen to :love:

[Cal.]

The entirety of Chillin’ by Britney and Jamie Lynn