I just clippered my nutsack :(

[Benjamin]

I was sprucing it up and slipped and it caught my area and now it is bleeding (not a lot) but it ****ing hurts :bawling:

[Loukas]

:shocked:
ouch. How about if you put some ice on it?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I did that with my penis

i told the nurse I would like something for the pain but could I keep the swelling

[Jake.]

No sex for you then

[Vicky.]

:umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2:

[Niamh.]

:eek:

[MTVN]

Watch that your bollocks dont fall out

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/007/0/6332581/il_570xN.388993737_48ny.jpg

[Glenn.]

:umm2:

[arista]

I was sprucing it up and slipped and it caught my area and now it is bleeding (not a lot) but it ****ing hurts :bawling:


Damp cloth on it
Lay down

[Ammi]

..well that's just nuts, you need to be a bit more careful with those clippers...

[Benjamin]

It's stopped bleeding but this is gonna hurt for a few days I'm sensing :(

[Jake.]

Ammi's got these jokes in the sack

[Drew.]

Fill up a sink full of some nice cold water and rest.

[Benjamin]

I'm not putting my testicles in a sink full of ice water, my housemates might come home.

[Niamh.]

You have n't got the Balls eh ben? :idc:

[Jake.]

Just tell them you're doing meatballs for dinner

[Ammi]

..dry roasted are better than a-salted nuts anyway, a-salt is very bad for you..:fist:....

[Benjamin]

My testicles appreciate the humour. :fist:

[Livia]

Clipper my Nutsack... there's the next Eurovision winner right there... by Anal B and the Divas.

[Benjamin]

Clipper my Nutsack... there's the next Eurovision winner right there... by Anal B and the Divas.

©

[Niamh.]

Clipper my Nutsack... there's the next Eurovision winner right there... by Anal B and the Divas.

Bahahahaha yes, has to be!

[Shaun]

pics or it didn't happen [/scott]

[Z]

pics or it didn't happen [/scott]

If I come into this thread again and see Ben's mutilated genitalia I am going to hold you personally accountable Shu-Ann Rimes.

[Ammi]

..is it too late to change our quiz team name..?..:laugh:...

[Benjamin]

I'm not posting pics, and it's not mutilated, just got a small gash in it.

[Shaun]

i expect at least 2 christmasvision songs to reference the events of this thread

[Niamh.]

I'm not posting pics, and it's not mutilated, just got a small gash in it.

That must be a first :smug:

[Livia]

..is it too late to change our quiz team name..?..:laugh:...

LOL...

[Ammi]

LOL...

..Clippers r us..?...

[Z]

That must be a first :smug:

:laugh3:

[Samm]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loa85jaKnB1qall14.gif

[Benjamin]

You're all evil :fist:

[Me. I Am Salman]

yass spill that #cranberry tea hunty

[Kizzy]

I hexed you and I'm not sorry.

[Kazanne]

I was sprucing it up and slipped and it caught my area and now it is bleeding (not a lot) but it ****ing hurts :bawling:

:shocked::joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

There was a young man called Ben
Who was the silliest of men
He trimmed his big hedge
and sliced his two veg
Now he has pain and plastered conkers!!!

[Benjamin]

I hate you all. :hmph:

[jackc1806]

Damp cloth on it
Lay down

I hate you all. :hmph:

Heyyyy... Arista have you some stellar advice :nono:

[Josy]

:umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2: :umm2:

Same

[Benjamin]

Same

Honestly, it is the most excruciatingly painful thing in the world.

[Marsh.]

:joker: You plucked your balls and tore the sack?

[Marsh.]

There was a young man called Ben
Who was the silliest of men
He trimmed his big hedge
and sliced his two veg
Now he has pain and plastered conkers!!!

:joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

I clippered them, not plucked.

[Marsh.]

I'm not putting my testicles in a sink full of ice water, my housemates might come home.

You'll never live that down, being caught squatting over the kitchen sink. :joker:

[Marsh.]

I clippered them, not plucked.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lmE8E924hhs/T4sA4ujPgrI/AAAAAAAAA8s/pPj2xRu3uCY/s140/jim-carrey-dumb-and-dumber.gif

[Kizzy]

http://iamverybusyandimportant.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/SHEEP_SHEARING.jpg

Oi MATE.... WATCH ME NUTS!!!!

[Livia]

Honestly, it is the most excruciatingly painful thing in the world.

On the bright side, you'll get a song out of it...

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

Yes ben now hits notes he couldn't before... :joker:

[Jords]

I nipped them once and now its my least favourite activity.

[Marsh.]

Have you got your other half to dab on a bit of Savlon?

[Kizzy]

He's trying to decrease the bloodflow..... :hehe:

[thesheriff443]

ben was this clipping in preparation for your mankini coming out?

[armand.kay]

Now what the hell was you thinking using clippers down there :umm2:

[arista]

Now what the hell was you thinking using clippers down there :umm2:


so he can look younger ONLINE

[Marsh.]

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2014/AU6Ym0.gif

[Cherie]

Yes ben now hits notes he couldn't before... :joker:

:joker:

why don't you pay to get your area spruced up like normal people Ben.

[Marsh.]

so he can look younger ONLINE

:joker:

[Cherie]

so he can look younger ONLINE

:joker:

[Jay.]

so he can look younger ONLINE

hahahaha! :joker:

Hope you're alright though ben :evilgrin:

[Marsh.]

I hope they've not swollen.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346792-1A719A73000005DC-439_634x348.jpg

[Kizzy]

Did you lose any mini bens? I have my turkey baster ready.....

[Cherie]

Did you lose any mini bens? I have my turkey baster ready.....

:eek:

[Marsh.]

Did you lose any mini bens? I have my turkey baster ready.....

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Are you ok, now Ben? :hugesmile:

[Livia]

Are you ok, now Ben? :hugesmile:

Oh he'll be fine Vanessa. He only clippered his nutsack. Imagine the drama if he'd nuppered his clitsack.

[Vanessa]

Oh he'll be fine Vanessa. He only clippered his nutsack. Imagine the drama if he'd nuppered his clitsack.

:joker:

[reece(:]

This is grim as ****.

[Kizzy]

Relax ben, you could've been born a girl...

eLhld_PI2zg

[Josy]

http://i60.tinypic.com/1p84r6.jpg

[Benjamin]

Relax ben, you could've been born a girl...

eLhld_PI2zg

I just watched that entire video. :laugh:

[Saph]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/007/0/6332581/il_570xN.388993737_48ny.jpg

http://i.minus.com/i1cwsiF7Mfhxe.gif

I've seen enough of this thread already and I didnt even finish page 1

[Benjamin]

Yeah what actually is that? I forgot to ask earlier.

[Marsh.]

A new sack? :shrug: LT must have a spare one.

Does he have any other colours?

[user104658]

I actually snipped a hole in my sack whilst sprucing up for prom. There was a full on hole in it. I was in a rush to get out so I just (once the panic subsided) slapped a plaster over it, went out, and forgot about it...

Woke up at about 4pm the next afternoon and when I checked, it had already pretty much healed over. Never seen anything like it. Ballsack is like Wolverine.

[Livia]

LOL... Toy Soldier, and his amazing regenerating nutsack.

[Niamh.]

I actually snipped a hole in my sack whilst sprucing up for prom. There was a full on hole in it. I was in a rush to get out so I just (once the panic subsided) slapped a plaster over it, went out, and forgot about it...

Woke up at about 4pm the next afternoon and when I checked, it had already pretty much healed over. Never seen anything like it. Ballsack is like Wolverine.

http://i.imgur.com/YD1GSYz.jpg