Things That Will Happen At The World Cup

[Brother Leon]

Thought this would be a good thread idea. We post what we may think will happen(some serious..some not) and see what actually does happen.

I'll kick us off...


Slow motion zoom in shots of 8 players when their team concedes.

Rooney & Gerrard will be ****.

Messi will blitz his group and then vanish in the knockouts.

Sturridge will be the blame guy when England crashes out for not showing up.

Holland will not get out the group stage.
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Let's go..

[Black Dagger]

Demichelis will score the winner in the final.

[MTVN]

Riots when Brazil get knocked out before the semis

[Novo]

Russia take the world by storm

[Drew.]

Neymar will be top scorer

Ozil will have the most assists

Neymar will score the first goal of the tournament

Lallana will score our first goal

Either Ronaldo or Messi will get an injury to rule them out for the tournament in their first game

Italy won't make it out of the groups

Belgium won't get out of their group

Woy will walk in on Sterling bedding 5 Brazilian prostitutes.

[MTVN]

And then Roy will have a Mike Bassett style breakdown after losing to Costa Rica and get filmed dancing in his boxers hammered in the hotel bar

[King Gizzard]

Every game will have a pervy cameraman who just picks out the babes in the crowd

[King Gizzard]

Bosnia to reach the quarters

[Novo]

One of the stadiums collapses on the Argentina fans and for years to come their will be a conspiracy theory that it was all planned

[King Gizzard]

(agree with Drew, Belgium will do crap, well, in comparison to what all the pundits and journos seem to think)

[Shaun]

final four will be germany, brazil, uruguay & argentina

first goal will be scored by ramires

we'll beat costa rica but draw against the other 2, qualifying in 2nd (behind uruguay) :think: but then crash out against colombia 3-1

[jackc1806]

Brazil will win the cup.
Adrian Chiles will be slated on Twitter.
ITV will have a cafe as their studio like Euro 2012.
Roy Keane will get annoyed with everyone.
The fact it's Alan Hansens last World Cup will be mentioned every 5 mins.
Rooney will have a good tournament...

[Novo]

the 2nd one is a bit of a stretch

[King Gizzard]

:joker:

[Legend killer]

Cleverly outplays WPOTY Paul Pogba

[Locke.]

Mitroglou scores the winning goal in the final to crown Greece champions and everyone in the world apart from me and the Greeks are in shock like Euro 2004 all over again

[BBfanUSA]

US and Germany will survive the Group of Death (Ghana and Portugal)

Landon Donovan will score a goal, in dramatic fashion, again. GOAT (Scored more goals than Zatalan, Messi, and Ronaldo combined in the WC.)

Brazil will lose in the Quarters

Final 4 will have 2 South American Teams, 1 North American Team, and a European Team.

Riots will interrupt a match, Group game to be specific.

[Shaun]

are they resurrecting that programme hosted by James Corden in some two-level studio with loads of audience members stood around like SMTV/CDUK/TOTP? I actually quite liked that.

[Drew.]

US and Germany will survive the Group of Death (Ghana and Portugal)

Landon Donovan will score a goal, in dramatic fashion, again. GOAT (Scored more goals than Zatalan, Messi, and Ronaldo combined in the WC.)

Brazil will lose in the Quarters

Final 4 will have 2 South American Teams, 1 North American Team, and a European Team.

Riots will interrupt a match, Group game to be specific.

Which one?

[BBfanUSA]

Which one?

Of Course I'm hoping it's the US but to add another notch into the US Mexico Rivalry since recently national team wise it's on the US' side, Mexico gets there.

[neneu10]

Brazil will win the Cup

[Ryan57]

Messi and Ronaldo will both flop again... hopefully.

[neneu10]

Brazil will win the Cup
Spain will leave in groups stage
Germany will be 3rd again
Argentina will leave in the semis
France and England will leave in the Quarter-finals
Portugal will be 1st in groups stage
Uruguay will leave on groups stage
Italy will be Runner-Up

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/86ivqYa.png

Will punch himself in the face

[King Gizzard]

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[Ryan57]

6Sviu9l3bew

An epic moment in Dutch television history.

This was also incredible:

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Journalists shiting their pants.

[DDRickyDD]

A pundit will say "there's no easy games in international football" before Argentina beat Iran 8-0.

[Mystic Mock]

1. England will get to the quarter finals against Germany, it will go to penalties and in the mother of all shocks we lose.
2. David Villa will be the top scorer of the whole tournament.
3. Argentina wins the World Cup and the Brazil fans cause a riot because they hate the thought of Argentina winning it when they're the hosts.

[BigSister]

England will either lose on pens or in controversal fashion
one team will go out in group stages that no one thought of
likewise one team will go a lot further than thought of

[Brother Leon]

Welbeck will be attacked by clueless England internet fans if he starts.


edit: can a mod move this to WC forum please.

[alex_front2]

England will have an awful heartbreaking tournament either

England have the first red card.

Or England will be the victims of diving resulting in awful penalties that knocks us out

Or any "hand of god type scandal" will knock England out again

Or England will be knocked out on goal difference if that is how level groups are decided

Or England will go out as Joe Hart fumbles a goal what should have been easy save

Or if by a miracle England top the group the 2nd place team we play in Group C will be the "best team"

Or if by a double miracle England make QF we will either lose on penalties or have our best performer sent off

Italy's 1 cap wonder Immobile will stun England with a hatrick and be hailed the new Schillaci getting the golden boot

Cameroon will fall out with "star" Eto'o and not pass ball to him

Australia and Iran will concede most goals

South Korea's striker Son Heug Min, Portugal's Navigadores and Japan's Kakitani (can't spell these names, sorry) will burst onto the scene as new stars

Japan or South Korea will cause a shock and reach SF, lose but win 3rd place play off

[BBfanUSA]

http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/beckerman-with-USMNT.jpg
This guy will score a goal because the hair gods demand it.