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Apple202
20-05-2014, 11:25 PM
she was singing unconditionally
she looked me in the eye
i raised my eyes
she raised them back (her eyelids sparkled)
i winked
she winked back
i shouted that i loved her
she carried on singing

:flutter:

Jordan.
20-05-2014, 11:28 PM
get it

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:31 PM
Did u bang

Z
20-05-2014, 11:34 PM
Mate is she pregnant should I call your mum

Saph
20-05-2014, 11:36 PM
did penetration happen?

Shaun
20-05-2014, 11:36 PM
there's no goin back

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:37 PM
Did you make her roar in the bedroom

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:37 PM
Or did that happen last friday night? That was her birthday, wasn't it?

Z
20-05-2014, 11:37 PM
Did you stick a firework in her

Z
20-05-2014, 11:37 PM
Mine isn't a sex thing I'm just a bit mental

Drew.
20-05-2014, 11:38 PM
Apple went there

http://i.imgur.com/QquMA.jpg

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:38 PM
That could be a sex thing

Shaun
20-05-2014, 11:38 PM
greg ur so gay

Z
20-05-2014, 11:39 PM
greg ur so gay

not true I kissed a girl and I liked it

Saph
20-05-2014, 11:39 PM
did she see your peacock

Marsh.
20-05-2014, 11:39 PM
Did her fanny feel like a plastic bag?

Saph
20-05-2014, 11:40 PM
Did her fanny feel like a plastic bag?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11610_173.gif

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:40 PM
greg ur so gay

Why are you so hot and cold all of the time?

Z
20-05-2014, 11:40 PM
did you give her one (that got away)

Jordan.
20-05-2014, 11:40 PM
did you fill her with your poison :flower:

Ryan57
20-05-2014, 11:40 PM
Never expected a member of this forum would smash Katy Perry. What a Dark Horse.

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:42 PM
Never expected a member of this forum would smash Katy Perry. What a Dark Horse.

Yeah Ryan we already referenced Dark Horse can you keep up

Shaun
20-05-2014, 11:42 PM
l CAN'T FIT HUMMINGBIRD HEARTBEAT INTO A CHATTY POST SORRY

Ryan57
20-05-2014, 11:43 PM
OH FFS! When I pressed F3 and typed 'dark horse' it said zero results. :(

Marsh.
20-05-2014, 11:43 PM
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11610_173.gif

Wot

Saph
20-05-2014, 11:44 PM
did you get a part of her?

Jordan.
20-05-2014, 11:44 PM
did you fall asleep during foreplay

Saph
20-05-2014, 11:45 PM
did you fall asleep during foreplay

:joker:

Apple202
20-05-2014, 11:45 PM
jake sometimes it takes two references to make a joke

Apple202
20-05-2014, 11:49 PM
oops did i just kill this moment

Firewire
20-05-2014, 11:50 PM
this story :love:

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:51 PM
jake sometimes it takes two references to make a joke

By the grace of god, you're right

joe199998293
20-05-2014, 11:51 PM
Did she keep you wide awake?

Black Dagger
20-05-2014, 11:52 PM
did she sing in tune?

Ryan57
20-05-2014, 11:52 PM
Yeah... Jake...

If We Ever Meet Again, I Think I'm Ready, If You Can Afford Me... despite my Growing Pains, my Peacock is big.

Marsh.
20-05-2014, 11:52 PM
Did her carpet match her curtains?

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:54 PM
Yeah... Jake...

If We Ever Meet Again, I Think I'm Ready, If You Can Afford Me... despite my Growing Pains, my Peacock is big.

Oo such a multi-gasm... only ever experienced those in my teenage dreams, not in the movies

Saph
20-05-2014, 11:56 PM
did you play with her pearl?

Apple202
20-05-2014, 11:56 PM
i feel like ive woken up in vegas with this thread

Jordan.
20-05-2014, 11:56 PM
Did you **** whilst her Christian rock album Katy Hudson played in the background?

Jake.
20-05-2014, 11:57 PM
i feel like ive woken up in vegas with this thread

Has it made you feel like you're walking on air?

Ryan57
20-05-2014, 11:57 PM
Oo such a multi-gasm... only ever experienced those in my teenage dreams, not in the movies

Last Friday Night, we were Legendary Lovers... you deny it, but It Takes Two.

Apple202
21-05-2014, 12:00 AM
Did you **** whilst her Christian rock album Katy Hudson played in the background?

omg no but she started talking to the crowd about her journey from one of the boys to prism and this gay guy (he was screaming yaaaaaaaassss slay throughout) was like 'how could you forget your roots katy hudson' and i was like oooo and this story sounded more interesting in my head welp

Ninastar
21-05-2014, 12:04 AM
Don't worry, I'm thinking of you!

Ryan57
21-05-2014, 12:09 AM
Did she sing E.T. in honour of Gail Platt?

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/W5K-0oD0dSs/mqdefault.jpg

And Gail came out and danced with her short skirt on.

Saph
21-05-2014, 12:21 AM
Did you **** whilst her Christian rock album Katy Hudson played in the background?

Get that Katy Hudson promo

Smithy
21-05-2014, 12:30 AM
Glad you had a good time apple :amazed: you and her will be legendary lovers

Joelle.
21-05-2014, 03:56 AM
Was her skin so hot it melted your popsicle?

Ammi
21-05-2014, 05:43 AM
..Apple Perry..:lovedup:..

Samm
21-05-2014, 07:16 AM
Did you look inside her prism

jackc1806
21-05-2014, 07:24 AM
Did she wear make up? :hehe:

http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/t_full/v1364526031/katy-perry-without-makeup.jpg

T*
21-05-2014, 08:19 AM
Was she asleep or Wide Awake?

Apple202
21-05-2014, 11:04 AM
i think it was lost in the midst of things that katy perry and i actually winked at each other

Apple202
04-06-2014, 10:05 PM
those were the days :flutter:

MeMyselfAndI
04-06-2014, 10:13 PM
Can you post on the forum more. The forum needs your presence :flutter: