mine and katy perrys love story

[Apple202]

she was singing unconditionally
she looked me in the eye
i raised my eyes
she raised them back (her eyelids sparkled)
i winked
she winked back
i shouted that i loved her
she carried on singing

:flutter:

[Jordan.]

get it

[Jake.]

Did u bang

[Z]

Mate is she pregnant should I call your mum

[Saph]

did penetration happen?

[Shaun]

there's no goin back

[Jake.]

Did you make her roar in the bedroom

[Jake.]

Or did that happen last friday night? That was her birthday, wasn't it?

[Z]

Did you stick a firework in her

[Z]

Mine isn't a sex thing I'm just a bit mental

[Drew.]

Apple went there

http://i.imgur.com/QquMA.jpg

[Jake.]

That could be a sex thing

[Shaun]

greg ur so gay

[Z]

greg ur so gay

not true I kissed a girl and I liked it

[Saph]

did she see your peacock

[Marsh.]

Did her fanny feel like a plastic bag?

[Saph]

Did her fanny feel like a plastic bag?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11610_173.gif

[Jake.]

greg ur so gay

Why are you so hot and cold all of the time?

[Z]

did you give her one (that got away)

[Jordan.]

did you fill her with your poison :flower:

[Ryan57]

Never expected a member of this forum would smash Katy Perry. What a Dark Horse.

[Jake.]

Never expected a member of this forum would smash Katy Perry. What a Dark Horse.

Yeah Ryan we already referenced Dark Horse can you keep up

[Shaun]

l CAN'T FIT HUMMINGBIRD HEARTBEAT INTO A CHATTY POST SORRY

[Ryan57]

OH FFS! When I pressed F3 and typed 'dark horse' it said zero results. :(

[Marsh.]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11610_173.gif

Wot

[Saph]

did you get a part of her?

[Jordan.]

did you fall asleep during foreplay

[Saph]

did you fall asleep during foreplay

:joker:

[Apple202]

jake sometimes it takes two references to make a joke

[Apple202]

oops did i just kill this moment

[Firewire]

this story :love:

[Jake.]

jake sometimes it takes two references to make a joke

By the grace of god, you're right

[joe199998293]

Did she keep you wide awake?

[Black Dagger]

did she sing in tune?

[Ryan57]

Yeah... Jake...

If We Ever Meet Again, I Think I'm Ready, If You Can Afford Me... despite my Growing Pains, my Peacock is big.

[Marsh.]

Did her carpet match her curtains?

[Jake.]

Yeah... Jake...

If We Ever Meet Again, I Think I'm Ready, If You Can Afford Me... despite my Growing Pains, my Peacock is big.

Oo such a multi-gasm... only ever experienced those in my teenage dreams, not in the movies

[Saph]

did you play with her pearl?

[Apple202]

i feel like ive woken up in vegas with this thread

[Jordan.]

Did you **** whilst her Christian rock album Katy Hudson played in the background?

[Jake.]

i feel like ive woken up in vegas with this thread

Has it made you feel like you're walking on air?

[Ryan57]

Oo such a multi-gasm... only ever experienced those in my teenage dreams, not in the movies

Last Friday Night, we were Legendary Lovers... you deny it, but It Takes Two.

[Apple202]

Did you **** whilst her Christian rock album Katy Hudson played in the background?

omg no but she started talking to the crowd about her journey from one of the boys to prism and this gay guy (he was screaming yaaaaaaaassss slay throughout) was like 'how could you forget your roots katy hudson' and i was like oooo and this story sounded more interesting in my head welp

[Ninastar]

Don't worry, I'm thinking of you!

[Ryan57]

Did she sing E.T. in honour of Gail Platt?

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/W5K-0oD0dSs/mqdefault.jpg

And Gail came out and danced with her short skirt on.

[Saph]

Did you **** whilst her Christian rock album Katy Hudson played in the background?

Get that Katy Hudson promo

[Smithy]

Glad you had a good time apple :amazed: you and her will be legendary lovers

[Joelle.]

Was her skin so hot it melted your popsicle?

[Ammi]

..Apple Perry..:lovedup:..

[Samm]

Did you look inside her prism

[jackc1806]

Did she wear make up? :hehe:

http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/t_full/v1364526031/katy-perry-without-makeup.jpg

[T*]

Was she asleep or Wide Awake?

[Apple202]

i think it was lost in the midst of things that katy perry and i actually winked at each other

[Apple202]

those were the days :flutter:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Can you post on the forum more. The forum needs your presence :flutter: