Aisleyne in Nuts

[Foebane100]

Aisleyne is going to be in this weeks Nuts.

http://www.nuts.co.uk/covergirls/issue-34-sneak-peek/361

[Chrizzle]

She looks pretty, but not like her at all

[Lance]

It's amazing what a bit of make-up and airbrushing can do..

[Sticks]

She must be hard up for cash :shocked:

[stacey]

that doesnt look like ais

[Rory]

Looking hot. :wink:

[Ruth*Star]

werid how it says shes was in big brother 6 and not that shes was in big brother 7. but i did'nt think it was her. she looks fresh.

[ronnorthnorfolk]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh thats what she's good at getting her t@ts out!
sorry but please daddies little princess certainly knows herself now!
:flower:

[Blowout]

I wish it was Jennie....

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by Rory
Looking hot. :wink:

Looking hot?

What about reality?


Nuts is for morons. yeah lets paste a load of make up and fake tan on some average looking girl and photoshop out all the blemishes and sell her as some hot babe. <vomit>

Get real!!!!

That picture is even more fake than the Ash we saw in BB.

Real women give me a hard on, not heavily made up, photoshopped fakeness.

You can't blame the girls who pose for this crap as they're making money. But you can sure blame the idiots who buy it.

Smeggs! Speaking out for REAL WOMEN!!!!

Real women turn me on, not fake ones!!!!

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Lauren]

Pmsl Smeggy! :laugh: What a blunt post :bigsmile:

[JakeyBoy]

Doesn't even look like her

[Bells]

Oh my God! Does wearing make-up do that to you? It doesn't look like her at all!! Shockingg.

And I can't believe she's doing exactly what Grace did after being evicted.

[MarkWaldorf]

:shocked: She looks amazing

[REVOLUTION]

NUTS and ALL other magazines ALWAYS airbrush pictures i mean NUTs isnt exactly FHM or MAXIM is it:conf: WHY is it that every girl HM ' goodlooking ones always have to a chessy NUTS cover dont get me wrong i love the magazine but just a bit TACKY for Ash and other HMs. I've also heard that they only get around4GRAND for posing:conf:

[Dizzy]

Wow, she looks, er, very different...

[emz438]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Oh my God! Does wearing make-up do that to you? It doesn't look like her at all!! Shockingg.

And I can't believe she's doing exactly what Grace did after being evicted.

Ha I can believe she's doing exactly what every other HM did after being evicted. Difference between Aisleyne and Grace was Aisleyne never said she wouldn't do it whereas Grace kept on saying she wouldn't.

[Bells]

Ha I can believe she's doing exactly what every other HM did after being evicted. Difference between Aisleyne and Grace was Aisleyne never said she wouldn't do it whereas Grace kept on saying she wouldn't. [/quote]

Basically what we can learn from this is that most of the female HMs after being evicted are going to do it, and this is regardless of whether or not they've said it. Because imagine all the money as well!

[Mike]

Once a bit of money comes their way they can't help but agree to do the photo shoots.

[Di2001]

:conf: I wonder how much they get paid for these photo shoots?

[Khudahafiz]

Originally posted by emz438
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Oh my God! Does wearing make-up do that to you? It doesn't look like her at all!! Shockingg.

And I can't believe she's doing exactly what Grace did after being evicted.

Ha I can believe she's doing exactly what every other HM did after being evicted. Difference between Aisleyne and Grace was Aisleyne never said she wouldn't do it whereas Grace kept on saying she wouldn't.

said she'd do what?

[Bells]

Do a photo shoot...And that's why I said that basically what we can learn from this is that most of the female HMs after being evicted are going to do it, whether they say they will or not. lol.

[tropical_sunset]

Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by Rory
Looking hot. :wink:

Looking hot?

What about reality?


Nuts is for morons. yeah lets paste a load of make up and fake tan on some average looking girl and photoshop out all the blemishes and sell her as some hot babe. <vomit>

Get real!!!!

That picture is even more fake than the Ash we saw in BB.

Real women give me a hard on, not heavily made up, photoshopped fakeness.

You can't blame the girls who pose for this crap as they're making money. But you can sure blame the idiots who buy it.

Smeggs! Speaking out for REAL WOMEN!!!!

Real women turn me on, not fake ones!!!!

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

yey! Well said Smeggy! :hello::hello::hello:

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by Rory
Looking hot. :wink:

Looking hot?

What about reality?


Nuts is for morons. yeah lets paste a load of make up and fake tan on some average looking girl and photoshop out all the blemishes and sell her as some hot babe. <vomit>

Get real!!!!

That picture is even more fake than the Ash we saw in BB.

Real women give me a hard on, not heavily made up, photoshopped fakeness.

You can't blame the girls who pose for this crap as they're making money. But you can sure blame the idiots who buy it.

Smeggs! Speaking out for REAL WOMEN!!!!

Real women turn me on, not fake ones!!!!

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Do you mean Fat women when you say real??Or Skinny????or Brunette??Coz i dont get your definition of real

And first you say they get "Average" women on the cover,arent these women "real" when you take away the airbrushing....!!

Who or what is your definition of a real woman?
Girls like Imogen who has the personality of a sweeping brush,who gets through life by relying on her beauty?

Or actual real women who should be defined by there personality and independence and Intelligence..........

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by psylocke
Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by Rory
Looking hot. :wink:

Looking hot?

What about reality?


Nuts is for morons. yeah lets paste a load of make up and fake tan on some average looking girl and photoshop out all the blemishes and sell her as some hot babe. <vomit>

Get real!!!!

That picture is even more fake than the Ash we saw in BB.

Real women give me a hard on, not heavily made up, photoshopped fakeness.

You can't blame the girls who pose for this crap as they're making money. But you can sure blame the idiots who buy it.

Smeggs! Speaking out for REAL WOMEN!!!!

Real women turn me on, not fake ones!!!!

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Do you mean Fat women when you say real??Or Skinny????or Brunette??Coz i dont get your definition of real

And first you say they get "Average" women on the cover,arent these women "real" when you take away the airbrushing....!!

Who or what is your definition of a real woman?
Girls like Imogen who has the personality of a sweeping brush,who gets through life by relying on her beauty?

Or actual real women who should be defined by there personality and independence and Intelligence..........

When I say real, I mean an image that hasn't been enhanced beyond all sensibility. Those pictures in Nuts and other trashy mags look NOTHING like the person they are supposed to show.

IOW they are fake.

I was just pointing out that such fakeness doesn't turn me on.

Real women turn me on.

Of course Nuts are NEVER going to publish REAL Images of Grace and Ash in their magazine are they?

Because the REAL Ash and Grace are dog rough and that wouldn't sell any mags to the shallow morons that normally buy them :)

[Ella]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Well said Smeggs!

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by psylocke
Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by Rory
Looking hot. :wink:

Looking hot?

What about reality?


Nuts is for morons. yeah lets paste a load of make up and fake tan on some average looking girl and photoshop out all the blemishes and sell her as some hot babe. <vomit>

Get real!!!!

That picture is even more fake than the Ash we saw in BB.

Real women give me a hard on, not heavily made up, photoshopped fakeness.

You can't blame the girls who pose for this crap as they're making money. But you can sure blame the idiots who buy it.

Smeggs! Speaking out for REAL WOMEN!!!!

Real women turn me on, not fake ones!!!!

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Do you mean Fat women when you say real??Or Skinny????or Brunette??Coz i dont get your definition of real

And first you say they get "Average" women on the cover,arent these women "real" when you take away the airbrushing....!!

Who or what is your definition of a real woman?
Girls like Imogen who has the personality of a sweeping brush,who gets through life by relying on her beauty?

Or actual real women who should be defined by there personality and independence and Intelligence..........

When I say real, I mean an image that hasn't been enhanced beyond all sensibility. Those pictures in Nuts and other trashy mags look NOTHING like the person they are supposed to show.

IOW they are fake.

I was just pointing out that such fakeness doesn't turn me on.

Real women turn me on.

Of course Nuts are NEVER going to publish REAL Images of Grace and Ash in their magazine are they?

Because the REAL Ash and Grace are dog rough and that wouldn't sell any mags to the shallow morons that normally buy them :)

You keep negating your points.

You MR are the shallow one for using statements like "dog rough"

and Lucky you,you get turned on by every real woman you see in the flesh.your poor mother:joker:

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by psylocke
Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by psylocke
Originally posted by Smeggypants
Originally posted by Rory
Looking hot. :wink:

Looking hot?

What about reality?


Nuts is for morons. yeah lets paste a load of make up and fake tan on some average looking girl and photoshop out all the blemishes and sell her as some hot babe. <vomit>

Get real!!!!

That picture is even more fake than the Ash we saw in BB.

Real women give me a hard on, not heavily made up, photoshopped fakeness.

You can't blame the girls who pose for this crap as they're making money. But you can sure blame the idiots who buy it.

Smeggs! Speaking out for REAL WOMEN!!!!

Real women turn me on, not fake ones!!!!

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Do you mean Fat women when you say real??Or Skinny????or Brunette??Coz i dont get your definition of real

And first you say they get "Average" women on the cover,arent these women "real" when you take away the airbrushing....!!

Who or what is your definition of a real woman?
Girls like Imogen who has the personality of a sweeping brush,who gets through life by relying on her beauty?

Or actual real women who should be defined by there personality and independence and Intelligence..........

When I say real, I mean an image that hasn't been enhanced beyond all sensibility. Those pictures in Nuts and other trashy mags look NOTHING like the person they are supposed to show.

IOW they are fake.

I was just pointing out that such fakeness doesn't turn me on.

Real women turn me on.

Of course Nuts are NEVER going to publish REAL Images of Grace and Ash in their magazine are they?

Because the REAL Ash and Grace are dog rough and that wouldn't sell any mags to the shallow morons that normally buy them :)

You keep negating your points.

You MR are the shallow one for using statements like "dog rough"

IMO The real iamge of Ash is dog rough. There's nothing shallow about that.



and Lucky you,you get turned on by every real woman you see in the flesh.your poor mother:joker:

And I never said that either.

I'm happy to discuss this with you but please keep it real. :)

[tropical_sunset]

LOL!!! I dont think they have a response to your post!! :hello:

[Smeggypants]

Amazing what a little fakeness can do :) :)


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[Diablo]

LMAO!!!

and i'm a real woman! :elephant:

[Ella]

Well i hope so!!

[Diablo]

Just mean i'm not airbrushed... :joker:

Would be good if I could airbrush my imperfections though.. LOL

[Ella]

LOL
Yeah i know what you mean...tehy should make airbrush machines that you can buy im boots

[Diablo]

LOL

be perfect for £19.99! :colour:

[Ella]

Ohh how cool would that be!
Although i wouldnt want to be too perfect i suppose

[Diablo]

I'm not too bad the way I am,. Just shoot me if i ever turn into an fake orange tanned dyed blonde thing....

[Ella]

....Like a certain Aisleyne lol

naaah i dont see the point in all that
Im happy with how i look..for now

[Smeggypants]

So are we!!!!! :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Ella]

http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/ello.jpg

Howdy:xyxwave:

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/ello.jpg

Howdy:xyxwave:

Damn!! Where did you get that piccie of me!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[tropical_sunset]

:hello:

[Glenn.]

I do actually think she looks hot

[LittleMissC]

Oooo no one wants to look fake.... I like being meh... :hello:

[easypeasy]

im all for real women but i cant help looking at that pic of Ais and getting the urge to do so many things to her.....:angel: