an explanation of 'croydon facelift'

[cc100]

"Croydon Facelift" - the tightened look
common girls get when they've scraped
their hair back too far in a ponytail.

ie- Cheryl Tweedy, Jade, and Atomic Kitten

[cc100]

is this offensive?

im sorry if it is but i thought youd laugh at it

[Kaz]

I don't find it offensive, cc100 - but I've never even heard of the 'Croydon facelift'! :shocked:

Do you think there's a certain way I could wear my hair that would help with double chins? :laugh: