Why does LEE have...

[Benjamin]

the darkwood isle 2 award, it should be with Lee. :laugh:

How has this never been pointed out before?

[Tom4784]

You remember that laughing invisible creature that was in the Case Files but never actually made an appearance in the game? That was LEE and since they weren't killed they were given an award.

[Benjamin]

arde you being serios :suspect:

[Lee.]

What?? I don't understand?

[Tom4784]

arde you being serios :suspect:

I'm deadly serios.

[MTVN]

The great LEE

[Lee.]

arde you being serios :suspect:

Arde you drunk again? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

a little, I had a wine tasting tonight :dazzler:

[reece(:]

a little, I had a wine tasting tonight :dazzler:
stay off Snapchat

[Lee.]

a little, I had a wine tasting tonight :dazzler:

-jealous-

I've actually got a lovely bottle of red sitting on my dressing table but when I went looking for a corkscrew, I could only find a really old fashioned one and I don't know how to use it :bawling:

[Benjamin]

stick it in and pull it out?

[MTVN]

Must.. resist.. 'that's what she said' joke

[Lee.]

stick it in and pull it out?

You disgust me sometimes :bored:

[Benjamin]

:nono:

That's what you do with it. Maybe a little twist or jiggle but you need to be forceful in pulling it out, it's so difficult sometimes and really hurts your hand. That or it suddenly shoots out and you get it everywhere. :(

[Lee.]

:worry:I'm not very strong

[Shaun]

ben you're not supposed to drink the wine at a wine-tasting (I thought, I've never actually been to one :laugh:)

[Lee.]

No, you're supposed to spit :bored:

[Shaun]

well he always had trouble with that :smug:

[Lee.]

Omg! I've got it in.. There's no WAY it's coming out! :(

[Lee.]

Ya dancer.. I held it in my feet, chimp like, and pulled that bad boy out!! :amazed:

[Shaun]

:nono:

That's what you do with it. Maybe a little twist or jiggle but you need to be forceful in pulling it out, it's so difficult sometimes and really hurts your hand. That or it suddenly shoots out and you get it everywhere. :(

Omg! I've got it in.. There's no WAY it's coming out! :(

i'm sorry but this has to be sigged.

[Benjamin]

ben you're not supposed to drink the wine at a wine-tasting (I thought, I've never actually been to one :laugh:)

I know but they encouraged us to drink it, and I'm not one to argue against drinking. :smug:

[Benjamin]

Omg! I've got it in.. There's no WAY it's coming out! :(

Pull it harder, Put it between you legs get a firm grip and use both hands. That usually works.

[Lee.]

i'm sorry but this has to be sigged.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Oh you did it! :amazed:

[Benjamin]

-watches lee get wasted now-

[Lee.]

Oh you did it! :amazed:

Yeah! And I found a bag of kettle chips!

A few home comforts never go amiss :love:

[Benjamin]

Oh now I want wine and kettle chips, bitch :fist:

[MTVN]

Kettle chips http://www.allmystery.de/i/tu0WyZx_homer-simpson-drooling_normal.jpg

[Shaun]

mature cheddar ones (or the salt/vinegar ones) :love:

[Benjamin]

:(

[MTVN]

Sea salt with crushed black peppercorns http://www.allmystery.de/i/tu0WyZx_homer-simpson-drooling_normal.jpg

[Lee.]

It's the salt and vinegar ones I'm currently scoffing.. Wouldn't normally be my first choice, but oh Ben, they're good!! :love:

[Lee.]

Sea salt with crushed black peppercorns http://www.allmystery.de/i/tu0WyZx_homer-simpson-drooling_normal.jpg

Yes!!

[Benjamin]

I need to go to sleep before I raid the cupboard and realise I have no crisps and resort to snacking on some dried fruits or a cheese slice. :(

[Lee.]

I need to go to sleep before I raid the cupboard and realise I have no crisps and resort to snacking on some dried fruits or a cheese slice. :(

A cheese slice? What a strange snack.. Just a slice of cheese?

[Shaun]

oh god i want cheese & crackers now

[Lee.]

Nobody would believe the utter utter ****e I've eaten for the past 4 weeks! We're almost on first name terms with all the local takeaway/sandwich shop/bar staff already.

I'm craving a home cooked Sunday roast!

[Benjamin]

A cheese slice? What a strange snack.. Just a slice of cheese?

Yeah, it's not my usual choice of snack, I just remembered last night that I have some left over from the BBQ. :laugh: