What's worse?

[Benjamin]

Wait for the poll :dazzler:

[T*]

-waits-

[T*]

Cum in your eye
Ben, da fuq

[Benjamin]

Well it can accidentally happen.

[Ryan57]

Cum in your eye. :joker:

Definitely hitting your head.

[T*]

Well it can accidentally happen.



So you're a bottom? :umm2:

[Firewire]

this should have been a multiple poll

[Marsh.]

Scott got cum in his eye, what a surprise. :idc:

[Marsh.]

So you're a bottom? :umm2:

It wasn't in his bottom at the time it splashed in his eye I don't imagine. :umm2:

[T*]

:laugh2:

[Ryan57]

http://i.imgur.com/hyWhJMh.png

[Jessica.]

5th one

[LaLaLand]

Banging your head definitely!

Happens me to alot being 6ft 7! Last week I was walking out of the tattoo shop after a 3 hour sitting and smacked my head on a beam (shop's in an old town house) and it hurt so much more than the last three hours. Even made me go cross eyed for a bit, had a right lump on my head ha.

[Alf]

I'd go for trapping ones finger in a door, I broke my little pinky that way and I screamed like like a teenage girl at a Bros concert.

[Benjamin]

So you're a bottom? :umm2:

No because then it would just go in the bottom. Let's not have this discussion :laugh:

[Shaun]

I've never quite managed the eye, the neck's as far as it's ever gone solo...

[Alf]

I've never quite managed the eye, the neck's as far as it's ever gone solo...
You should do it less and build up more, then you can get it over your head.

[Benjamin]

Oh god :laugh:

[Shaun]

i am not going without for a week just so I can stain my walls :fist:

[Marsh.]

Can you get your cum to taste of bananas?

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:

[Sophiee]

shutting fingers in a door is horrible. the other pains go away more quickly or don't hurt as much.

[reece(:]

Toe is agony

[Benjamin]

shutting fingers in a door is horrible. the other pains go away more quickly or don't hurt as much.

Have you never stubbed your baby toe? :fist:

[Sophiee]

Have you never stubbed your baby toe? :fist:
yes but it's overrated :hmph:.

[Marsh.]

Stubbed your baby toe whilst splashing cum in your eye?

[Benjamin]

yes but it's overrated :hmph:.

:fist:

Last summer I was on my decking and I stubbed my toe and as I went lurching forward swearing in agony my other foot stood on a slug. Now tell me that stubbing your toe is overrated. :idc:

[Sophiee]

:fist:

Last summer I was on my decking and I stubbed my toe and as I went lurching forward swearing in agony my other foot stood on a slug. Now tell me that stubbing your toe is overrated. :idc:
:laugh: that's just called unlucky.

[Niamh.]

shutting your finger in a door

[Marc]

Biting your cheek and tongue lasts for ages. The pain. Ah.

But for some reason stub in your toe just hurts so so much. It's just a toe fgs

[Natalie.]

slammed fingers in a car doors is hell

[Cherie]

slammed fingers in a car doors is hell

.

[Jordan.]

Finger in door. BYE at stubbing toe, yeah it hurts but it goes rather quick.

[Kizzy]

Biting my tongue....

[Benjamin]

Biting my tongue....

that never happens, haha.

[Me. I Am Salman]

y would you get moisturiser in your eye :S

[Benjamin]

y would you get moisturiser in your eye :S

When moisturising your face?

[Kizzy]

that never happens, haha.

It happens more often than you would ever imagine... ;)

[King Gizzard]

reminds me of the best twitter account of all time (apart from I AM NIGEL)

https://twitter.com/ThingsWorse/

[Benjamin]

It happens more often than you would ever imagine... ;)

:hehe:

[Kizzy]

:hehe:

Now run along little brother.... :laugh:

[Benjamin]

reminds me of the best twitter account of all time (apart from I AM NIGEL)

https://twitter.com/ThingsWorse/

That is amazing :joker:

Worse Things ‏@ThingsWorse Mar 25
“@eoinhiggins98: Nothing worse than a sarcastic prick!” yeah definitely nothing worse than that
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[Marsh.]

nothing worse than stubbing your toe” accidentally hang gliding into a soldier's funeral

Wtf? :laugh:

[Marsh.]

D: Trypophobia. :worry:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BExRIqOCAAA_qg4.jpg

[Benjamin]

What is that :yuk:

[Saph]

Getting shampoo/moisturiser/cum in your eye
Jessica‪, Salman!, Scott


its probably in that order too :laugh:

[Benjamin]

its probably in that order too :laugh:

:laugh3:

[Jessica.]

its probably in that order too :laugh:

:evilgrin:

[Marsh.]

What is that :yuk:

It's on that twitter page.

Something worse than burning your finger on a coffee mug. :worry:

[Josy]

reminds me of the best twitter account of all time (apart from I AM NIGEL)

https://twitter.com/ThingsWorse/

Best twitter account ever