What is your favourite insult to hurl?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes I stole this from another forum but i dont care as they are a bunch of

motherfeckingasswipredouchebags

[Josy]

Bawbag

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bawbag

:fist: Im just making a thread, leave it out

[Josy]

:hehe:

[Drew.]

Josy you tosspot

[Niamh.]

S**tbag probably

[michael21]

well

male=your a silly man
female=your a silly girl/lady/woman

[Livia]

I don't have a favourite, I like to vary my insults to suit the situation.

[Niamh.]

oh Dirty bollox I like also........not literally of course :umm2:

[michael21]

i don't really insult people i need to be more be mean

[Livia]

oh Dirty bollox I like also........not literally of course :umm2:

LOL! Glad you clarified that for the group.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I don't hurl abuse at people

[Kyle]

Look at you with your Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.


Never use it though cos I'm a good citizen.

[Natalie.]

I can't really think of one that I use :think:

[Livia]

I've got an excessively loud horn on my car... I let that do most of my talking while I'm driving.

[Kyle]

I've got an excessively loud horn on my car... I let that do most of my talking while I'm driving.

The spikes on your wheel trims tend to say a lot too...

[Kazanne]

Act your age,not your shoe size
If wit was ****,you'de be constipated
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
more often than not it's "What a complete and utter tosspot"

[Livia]

The spikes on your wheel trims tend to say a lot too...

I'm laughing... but honestly? If I could get away with them, I'd already have them fitted.

[Kazanne]

I'm laughing... but honestly? If I could get away with them, I'd already have them fitted.

Livia,I can just see you on something similar to the chariots in Ben Hur:joker:

[Kyle]

Indicate you asshole. God gave you eyes didn't he?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YFbXKOW1NoQ/TKlu1Pz3dyI/AAAAAAAAD2A/jnkTt-lqTzA/s1600/ben+hur+still+chariot+race.jpg

[T*]

Just a couple I've used from the web:
Your birth certificate was an apology from Durex.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

[Livia]

Indicate you asshole. God gave you eyes didn't he?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YFbXKOW1NoQ/TKlu1Pz3dyI/AAAAAAAAD2A/jnkTt-lqTzA/s1600/ben+hur+still+chariot+race.jpg

Yeah! That's me hurtling down Embankment... Yihaaaaaa...

[Kyle]

Just a couple I've used from the web:
Your birth certificate was an apology from Durex.
I.

That one reminds me of a good one.

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

[Kazanne]

Indicate you asshole. God gave you eyes didn't he?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YFbXKOW1NoQ/TKlu1Pz3dyI/AAAAAAAAD2A/jnkTt-lqTzA/s1600/ben+hur+still+chariot+race.jpg

:joker: Those are the ones

[Livia]

One of my Dad's favourites that makes me smile is "if you had twice the wit you have now, you'd be a half-wit".

[Kyle]

Yeah! That's me hurtling down Embankment... Yihaaaaaa...

:joker:

[Livia]

That one reminds me of a good one.

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

How about, "when you were born they chucked the best bit in the bucket".

[Kyle]

How about, "when you were born they chucked the best bit in the bucket".

http://www.snappypixels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oh-no-you-didnt-6.jpg

[Niamh.]

Were you circumcised or are you a complete prick?

[Kazanne]

Were you circumcised or are you a complete prick?

:joker: I like that one.

[Kyle]

Well sure mate, let me go ahead and check my pockets and see if I have any f u c k s to give.

[Kazanne]

A jealous woman does better research than the Cops

[HD]

If wit was ****,you'de be constipated
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.


:joker::joker:

[T*]

How'd you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

[T*]

Your family tree must be a cactus, because every single person on it is a prick.

[T*]

Your parents probably hated you so much that your bath toy was a toaster.

[Drew.]

Bit harsh that Tom

[Shaun]

can't beat the C word.

[Gypsy]

You're the skidmark of society

[Livia]

can't beat the C word.

That's sooooooooo true. I save it for special occasions and the shock value is priceless.

[Livia]

Well sure mate, let me go ahead and check my pockets and see if I have any f u c k s to give.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-11681-Pointless-Number-of-People-Who-O1nY.gif

[Sophiee]

can't beat the C word.
:worship: this.

[HD]

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-11681-Pointless-Number-of-People-Who-O1nY.gif

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

motherfeckingasswipredouchebags

male=your a silly man
female=your a silly girl/lady/woman

If wit was ****,you'de be constipated

Your birth certificate was an apology from Durex.

Well sure mate, let me go ahead and check my pockets and see if I have any f u c k s to give.

How'd you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

You're the skidmark of society

http://i.imgur.com/FyZx9Dg.jpg

[mizzy25]

knobjock or knobjockey covers most situations

[Cherie]

knobjock or knobjockey covers most situations

Like it.

[Jessica.]

"you smell like cardboard"

[Jessica.]

No really, I don't usually insult people.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I don't usually insult people

http://media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_n6bqhfl40Y1qzfk1z.gif

[Kazanne]

http://media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_n6bqhfl40Y1qzfk1z.gif

:joker::joker:That gif

[Jessica.]

http://media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_n6bqhfl40Y1qzfk1z.gif

Who have I insulted recently? :nono:

[Vicky.]

Generally I hate the word, but honestly there is nothing more satisfying than calling someone a C ** T in a big argument :laugh:

[Livia]

We're all filling in our own word here, Vicky LOL...

Edit: Ahhh that's better. Yes, I agree.

[Cherie]

Who have I insulted recently? :nono:

Salman's away with his Daw compiling a list :laugh:

[Shaun]

I tend to say prick a lot lately and I'm not sure why.

[Kazanne]

Generally I hate the word, but honestly there is nothing more satisfying than calling someone a C ** T in a big argument :laugh:

I hate that word,but agree there IS something very satisfying about saying it nice and slowly.

[Cherie]

I hate that word,but agree there IS something very satisfying about saying it nice and slowly.

:umm2: now i know what you were mouthing at me :fist:

[Kazanne]

:umm2: now i know what you were mouthing at me :fist:

You Cherie? never:hugesmile:

[Jack_]

*unt (can we sort the filtering out on this word by the way it's ridiculous now and impossible to distinguish between the f and s words) is probably the best word in the English language

I actually don't say it that much but when it's added to a sentence it's oh so satisfying. I love hearing it on TV too, I get excited at 'very strong language' warnings because I know there's a 50% chance of it coming and the channel is pushing censorship boundaries :flutter:

[Black Dagger]

Bellend is effective and works in most situations.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

big silly

[Jessica.]

Is silly really an insult?

[Black Dagger]

Depends what you put in with it. Ere, you silly c_u_n_t.

[Jessica.]

Makes sense, it's a very tame word where I live really, it is more like calling someone funny.