Er, so I was sitting at this bar...

[Kyle]

...When a dwarf walks in through the door and without looking he walks into this huge steaming pile of sh*t, slides across the room and lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners. Well five minutes later this big 7 foot giant of a man comes waltzing in front of the door and without looking steps in the sh*t and slides right across the floor landing straight on his big hairy arse.

The dwarf gets up, points at the sh*t and shouts "hey, I just did that!" And the giant killed him D:

[Jessica.]

no

[Kazanne]

...When a dwarf walks in through the door and without looking he walks into this huge steaming pile of sh*t, slides across the room and lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners. Well five minutes later this big 7 foot giant of a man comes waltzing in front of the door and without looking steps in the sh*t and slides right across the floor landing straight on his big hairy arse.

The dwarf gets up, points at the sh*t and shouts "hey, I just did that!" And the giant killed him D:

:shocked: And the moral of the story is? Don't mess with a big ****ty giant:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is this the Narnia Arms?

[Kazanne]

Is this the Narnia Arms?

Oh you go there too LT:hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no

.

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/onTD6IF.jpg

[Kyle]

Is this the Narnia Arms?

Nah that's full of talking paedo goats. I go down to the middle earth Inn. Elvish fanny is nowt to be sniffed at mate.

[HD]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/149234/bad-girls-tv-drama-shell-o.gif

[Kyle]

Chat thread crew with the original responses. Take a bow young un's.

[Glenn.]

I'm not quite sure what the threads about?

[Shaun]

ok

[Jessica.]

stop

[Jessica.]

what is a chat thread crew? do you think people have meetings to discuss what to post in your irrelevant threads?

[Crimson Dynamo]

and i think the correct term is a midget?

[Crimson Dynamo]

or oompa loompa but that may not now be pc?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/149234/bad-girls-tv-drama-shell-o.gif

shell :worship:

[Kazanne]

I'm not quite sure what the threads about?

It's a bit of fun Glenn,you know FUN:hugesmile:

[Jessica.]

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-11681-Pointless-Number-of-People-Who-O1nY.gif

[Kyle]

Aw look she's reeling out the bait, trying to get a little nibble.

[Me. I Am Salman]

why are people being so bitchy?

[Kyle]

Number of posts in this thread: 4

[Glenn.]

It's a bit of fun Glenn,you know FUN:hugesmile:

Is it a joke then? Because I've read three times and I don't get it :suspect:

[Kazanne]

what is a chat thread crew? do you think people have meetings to discuss what to post in your irrelevant threads?

Funny how you all seem to turn up in threads you are not interested in:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's a bit of fun Glenn,you know FUN:hugesmile:

Its no fun being a midget dwarf unless your Warwick Davis:nono:


http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120731132250/starwars/images/b/b7/WarwickDavis-CVI.jpg

[Jessica.]

why are people being so bitchy?

I just don't understand it. :conf:

[Kazanne]

Is it a joke then? Because I've read three times and I don't get it :suspect:

Well I understand it:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Funny how you all seem to turn up in threads you are not interested in:joker:

Isn't it just. :joker:

I know when I see a thread that doesn't interest me...I just....leave..

[Jessica.]

Funny how you all seem to turn up in threads you are not interested in:joker:

I am interested to know what it's supposed to mean, can you explain it to me?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Did the giant actually do the **** in the first place?

if so then

ew

[Glenn.]

Well I understand it:hugesmile:

http://i.imgur.com/FyZx9Dg.jpg

[Jessica.]

Well I understand it:hugesmile:

You obviously don't, because you would explain it if you did.

[Kazanne]

Its no fun being a midget dwarf unless your Warwick Davis:nono:


http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120731132250/starwars/images/b/b7/WarwickDavis-CVI.jpg

I like him,nice guy:hugesmile:

[HD]

The dwarf slipped in ****, the giant did it, the dwarf said "i did that" as in, he slipped. but the giant thought the drawf done a ****.

am i right?

[Kazanne]

You obviously don't, because you would explain it if you did.

If you say so:pat:

[Kyle]

The dwarf slipped in ****, the giant did it, the dwarf said "i did that" as in, he slipped. but the giant thought the drawf done a ****.

am i right?

Bingo

[HD]

Bingo

:D

[Jessica.]

I read the story, I just don't see why it is relevant? Explain why it's funny?

[Kazanne]

:D

simples,it's not really rocket science is it?:hugesmile:

[Glenn.]

Oh. Ha ha ha then I guess :shrug:

[Kazanne]

Oh. Ha ha ha then I guess :shrug:

There's a lounge somewhere Glenn where you can share jokes you understand:hugesmile:

[mizzy25]

It is a strange thread, but Id got to the Narnia arms lol

[Glenn.]

Come on chat thread crew, let's go discuss the levels of unfunny this was.

[Crimson Dynamo]

lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners."

1. Dwarfs dont drink cider

2. If you have fallen face first into human excrement you cannot "dust yourself down" you need to go home, burn your small clothes and shower, then disinfect the whole shower with dettol, change and then return to the bar. This would take about 3 hours?

[Kazanne]

It is a strange thread, but Id got to the Narnia arms lol

You'de be welcome Mizzy,but you must bring Tinsel:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Come on chat thread crew, let's go discuss the levels of unfunny this was.

And also how you failed to get anyone infracted!

[Jessica.]

Come on chat thread crew, let's go discuss the levels of unfunny this was.

Great idea Glenn, lets go have a Skype call in our thread discussion Skype group so we can come up with things to say.

[Tom4784]

Closing this thread, it's nonsensical and it's an obvious attempt at baiting.