TiBB's Hotseat 2014 - Smithy

[Jessica.]

http://i.imgur.com/W8huPcP.png?1


Smithy


What is the Hotseat?

No, its not a torture chair, its a place for you to get to know your fellow forum members! Once every few days, a member will take their turn on sitting on the Hot Seat. Here, they will put their dignity at risk, and be asked questions that other forum members want to know about them! Of course, the member on the hot seat can choose what questions they can answer, so don't get angry if your question is ignored.

Each few days a new member will face the forum - and prepare to answer your questions! It will last for about 1 month so we'll have about 10 members.


Keep out of his shade, it's Smithy!



I'm just temporarily taking over for Ben while he's away.

[michael21]

Jessica‪ the new ben ffs :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Josy]

When did you first start your Gaga Obsession?

[Me. I Am Salman]

What is your favourite pastime

[Jake.]

Salman or Jordan

[Jessica.]

How many times have you had takeaway in the month of May?

[Jordan.]

Has gaga ever done anything that nearly made you unstan?

[Shaun]

why

[Smithy]

When did you first start your Gaga Obsession?
After Poker Face/Before Paparazzi, before that i was just a casual fan :flutter:
What is your favourite pastime
idk, either reading or listening to music
Salman or Jordan
Jordan (sorry salman)
How many times have you had takeaway in the month of May?
7 or 8, but that was at the beginning of the month, i haven't had any for like 2 weeks
Has gaga ever done anything that nearly made you unstan?
The BTW horns were a bit :umm2: but i suppose she was conveying a message so whatever

[Smithy]

why

why not

http://www.reocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/9250/brentilda.gif

[michael21]

what question would you like to be ask

[Natalie.]

Where do you want to travel to?

[michael21]

do you dress as gaga at the weekends

[Ammi]

..what's your all time favourite GaGa song..?..

[Ammi]

..do you wear slippers..?..

[Firewire]

when will you get a job?

[Ammi]

..your favourite meal..?..

[Ammi]

..do you cook..?../what is your signature dish if so...

[Ammi]

..if you could spend a day out with GaGa, where would you go/what would you do..?...

[Ammi]

..do you like T-shirts..?..

[Firewire]

Did Ben give you permission to do this, Jessica? :suspect:

[Firewire]

When will we get the Do What U Want video?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when will you get a job?

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when will you learn how to

http://i.imgur.com/TmLCQwE.gif

[Ammi]

..how many pics of you and Caitlin going to see GaGa are you going to post for us..?...

[Samm]

Best Lily Allen Song

[AnnieK]

If you met Gaga would you
1 Have a conversation
2 Faint?

[Smithy]

what question would you like to be ask
What my favourite film is
Where do you want to travel to?
The US and Aus are top of my list right now :love:
do you dress as gaga at the weekends
yes, i don my dreads and my meat suit and go for a stroll
..what's your all time favourite GaGa song..?..
omg sophie's choice much :worry: probably a 3 way tie between, Bad Romance, Edge of Glory and Gyspsy
..do you wear slippers..?..

no, only socks when i'm in the house, i don't really like slippers

[AnnieK]

What's your favourite film?

[Smithy]

when will you get a job?
SOON MUM LEAVE ME ALONE
..your favourite meal..?..
Can't beat a good old chinese takeaway :love:
..do you cook..?../what is your signature dish if so...
Not really, I managed to burn rice the other week. I learnt how to cook omelette a while back though, so lets say that
..if you could spend a day out with GaGa, where would you go/what would you do..?...
whatever she wanted :flutter: i'd make her play me all her unreleased music though, and give me a copy too
..do you like T-shirts..?..
yes, but whenever we go on tiny chat I'm in bed so that's why i don't wear them then, i'm not a nudist or anything
Did Ben give you permission to do this, Jessica? :suspect:
yes

[Smithy]

When will we get the Do What U Want video?
idk :sad:
when will you learn how to

http://i.imgur.com/TmLCQwE.gif
never :hmph:
..how many pics of you and Caitlin going to see GaGa are you going to post for us..?...
Probably quite a few, we have 2 nights in a hotel together :pipe: (I think idk if she's booked it yet)
Best Lily Allen Song
not her best, but my personal favourite is Why, her best is probably The Fear
If you met Gaga would you
1 Have a conversation
2 Faint?
have a conversation
What's your favourite film?
not too sure :think: I love Perks of Being a Wallflower, so lets say that for now

[Jessica.]

How did you develop such good taste in music/films?

[Pete.]

Fave britney bops?

[Jordan.]

Least fave britney bop

[Ammi]

..what really scares you..?..

[Ammi]

..the best day of your life that you can remember..?..

[Marsh.]

Are you a bitch? :think:

[Marsh.]

What is the worst thing about Lady Gaga?

[Marsh.]

What is your favourite scent?

[Marsh.]

If you were locked in a lift with Salman what would you talk about?

[Jessica.]

Have you ever been in love?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Salman or Jordan

If you were locked in a lift with Salman what would you talk about?

http://s28.postimg.org/u0qxd22vx/image.jpg

[jackc1806]

Coke or pepsi

[jackc1806]

What would you do if Gaga died

[Jake.]

Me or Jordan

[Jake.]

http://s28.postimg.org/u0qxd22vx/image.jpg

With Jordan, yes

Don't flatter yourself

[Smithy]

How did you develop such good taste in music/films?
I was born this way :dazzler:
Fave britney bops?
If U Seek Amy, Toxic, Touch of My Hand
Least fave britney bop
90% of Britney Jean
..what really scares you..?..
Birds :worry: i have a really bad phobia
..the best day of your life that you can remember..?..

:think: i can't really pick one tbh, but the first time seeing gaga was amazing :love:

[Marsh.]

Suck or Blow?

[Pete.]

If U Seek Amy, Touch of My Hand


you are worthy

[Smithy]

Are you a bitch? :think:
I'm a rich bitch, i'm the upper class :dazzler:
What is the worst thing about Lady Gaga?
She talks a lot, sometimes she should just let the music do the talking
What is your favourite scent?
I can't think of anything rn, but i love the smell of my moisturiser, it's so good :love:
http://s2.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/34/10726534-1361261836-398797.jpg
If you were locked in a lift with Salman what would you talk about?
idk, ask salman
Have you ever been in love?
yep

[Pete.]

G.U.Y or Gypsy

[Jessica.]

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

[Smithy]

Coke or pepsi
Used to be coke but pepsi now >>

really don't like the taste of coke anymore
What would you do if Gaga died
Be gutted :sad:
Me or Jordan
:think:

Who Posted (Lady GaGa Appreciation Thread)

Smithy 1,954
Jake. 473
Jordan. 291

looks like it's you Jake
Suck or Blow?

you can't blow a lolly pop

[Smithy]

G.U.Y or Gypsy
:worry:

Gypsy, I think, it change
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

A slice of Pizza

[Pete.]

worst filler on Artpop?

fashion or dope

[Ninastar]

A slice of Pizza

omg we're twins!

[Pete.]

Do you mourn the loss for Born This Way Ball DVD

[Pete.]

Did you want to be gags leg when you broke it so she could slay America?

[Smithy]

worst filler on Artpop?

fashion or dope
Dope isn't filler how dare you
omg we're twins!
Slé :love:
Do you mourn the loss for Born This Way Ball DVD
Yes :bawling:

[Pete.]

So Happy I Could Die or Paper Gangsta

[Smithy]

Did you want to be gags leg when you broke it so she could slay America?

wat

[Pete.]

Dope isn't filler how dare you

:suspect: I haven't even listened to it all the way through after itunes festival

[Jessica.]

Are you the most dedicated Gaga stan you know?

[Pete.]

do you feel that gaga only recorded Donatella to get free clothes

[Marsh.]

Front or Back?

[Marsh.]

Up or Down?

[Smithy]

So Happy I Could Die or Paper Gangsta
SHICD, but they're both kinda crap
:suspect: I haven't even listened to it all the way through after itunes festival
iTunes fest was I Wanna Be With You :umm2:
Are you the most dedicated Gaga stan you know?
No, there's people who queue for like days and sleep outside her hotels just to see her/get good places @ shows
do you feel that gaga only recorded Donatella to get free clothes

probably :joker:

[Marsh.]

Sexy Gaga or Weird Gaga?

[Jake.]

:think:

Who Posted (Lady GaGa Appreciation Thread)

Smithy 1,954
Jake. 473
Jordan. 291

looks like it's you Jake


Our stats doesn't tell us no lies :dazzler:

[Pete.]

plug it 08Marsh
DcTYhxfoFi4

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me or gypsy

[Marsh.]

Bald Britney or SuBo?

[Smithy]

Front or Back?
Front
Up or Down?
Up
Sexy Gaga or Weird Gaga?

SexyGa :worship:

http://thisiswalder.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Lady-Gaga-Pictures-VMA-2013-HOT-Performance-32.jpg

[Pete.]

opinions on madonna

[Glenn.]

Why is Kazanne refusing to give up the hot seat do you think?

[Smithy]

me or gypsy
You are my gypsy :love:
Bald Britney or SuBo?
SuBo
opinions on madonna

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e7c1c6f2d368fea44e7de0d8ce3906c/tumblr_mn41txw5Uu1rrzi1eo1_400.gif

[Glenn.]

What did you want to be when you were a kid?

[Glenn.]

Do you have hairy toes?

[Glenn.]

When was the last time you farted?

[Smithy]

What did you want to be when you were a kid?
A Vet/Zoo Worker
Do you have hairy toes?

Not particularly :joker:

[Jake.]

Do you have hairy toes?

Glenn we've been over this, he isn't going to date you

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You are my gypsy :love:

http://www.desiglitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Daddy-I-Love-You.gif

[Glenn.]

Glenn we've been over this, he isn't going to date you

http://i.imgur.com/K6E8vprs.jpg

[Smithy]

When was the last time you farted?
about 7 seconds ago
http://www.desiglitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Daddy-I-Love-You.gif

Slé

[Jessica.]

What is the worst thing that your hands have smelled like?

[Marsh.]

Do you have a vendetta against Jessica?

[Smithy]

Fish head when we were doing dissections in school :yuk:

[Jessica.]

What are your dogs called? :amazed:

[Smithy]

Do you have a vendetta against Jessica?
Nope :joker:
What are your dogs called? :amazed:

Snoop (L) and Sausage (R)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmaRxHYIgAAUXrC.jpg

[Jessica.]

omg Sausage! :amazed: That is the best name ever, I love it, why is he called Sausage?

[Me. I Am Salman]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/efd7204b8116f54070627ba2d5e1d86a/tumblr_n6d6q9sW3z1qeghdxo1_500.jpg

discuss

[Glenn.]

What brand of toothpaste do you use?

[Smithy]

omg Sausage! :amazed: That is the best name ever, I love it, why is he called Sausage?
Because he is a dachsund , and they're more known as sausage dogs
https://31.media.tumblr.com/efd7204b8116f54070627ba2d5e1d86a/tumblr_n6d6q9sW3z1qeghdxo1_500.jpg

discuss
That reminds me of 2 tibbers on here arse licking :think:
What brand of toothpaste do you use?

The one with the muscles arm holding a hammer

[Me. I Am Salman]

:think:

[Firewire]

opinions on the kc?

[Firewire]

when will this thread get as much attention as kazanne's? neva

[Smithy]

opinions on the kc?
They need help :(
when will this thread get as much attention as kazanne's? neva

No I'm not relevant enough http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/cry.gif

[King Gizzard]

do you like ants

[Marsh.]

Did you ban Jessica?

[Firewire]

do you like noodles?

[Saph]

Disco Heaven or Jewels & Drugs? http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/thinking.gif

[Firewire]

do you like dickmatize?

[Smithy]

Did you ban Jessica?
No, but RIP to ha
do you like ants
No they're ****ing annoying
do you like noodles?

Yes :love:

[King Gizzard]

do you like stuff

[Smithy]

Disco Heaven or Jewels & Drugs? http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/thinking.gif
Disco Heaven is Bad Romance compared to that trash
do you like dickmatize?
Idk what that is

[Smithy]

do you like stuff

Ew no, anything but stuff

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me or dope

[Smithy]

me or dope

You are dope, in both ways

[Ninastar]

fave gaga song of all time?

[Glenn.]

If Lady Gaga asked you to poo on her, would you?

[Smithy]

..what's your all time favourite GaGa song..?..


omg sophie's choice much :worry: probably a 3 way tie between, Bad Romance, Edge of Glory and Gyspsy


fave gaga song of all time?

Fgs:fist:

[Smithy]

If Lady Gaga asked you to poo on her, would you?

If she asked, then yes, ha ARTPOP could mean anything http://i3.minus.com/ibyHuy1y0HUSgO.png

[Glenn.]

How many times have you listened to ARTPOP today?

[Glenn.]

Burger King or McDonalds?

[Glenn.]

What's your favourite flavour milkshake?

[Ninastar]

EoG, really? D:

[Glenn.]

What was the last thing you searched for online?

[Smithy]

How many times have you listened to ARTPOP today?
0
Burger King or McDonalds?

McDonalds, who in their right mind would chose Burger flop :umm2:

[Smithy]

What's your favourite flavour milkshake?
Probably chocolate, but I don't really like the,
EoG, really? D:
EoG is a flawless stadium anthem you can take your SHICD standing ass and leave tbh :hmph:
What was the last thing you searched for online?

ARTPOP Gaycat

[Glenn.]

What were the results from your last online search? :suspect:

[Ninastar]

SHICD is ten times the song EOG is bitch

what would you do if bey and gags when on tour together?

[Smithy]

What were the results from your last online search? :suspect:

http://i3.minus.com/ibyHuy1y0HUSgO.png

[Smithy]

SHICD is ten times the song EOG is bitch

what would you do if bey and gags when on tour together?

Why wasn't it a single then bitch

Omg, get front row tickets tbh :flutter:

[Ninastar]

Why wasn't it a single then bitch

Omg, get front row tickets tbh :flutter:

cause it wouldn't do as well because people are dumb and don't know good music!!!11

and same xo

i'd dress up as bey and you could dress up as gags and we'd get straight back stage!!11

[reece(:]

Are you pre-ordering Khia's self help book?

[Firewire]

have you preordered Love Locs on iTunes?

[reece(:]

What are your thoughts on the revolution song that is Lady - Pussy?

[T*]

If GaGa gave you a copy of Artpop Pt 2 before ANY release, What would you do?

[Smithy]

Are you pre-ordering Khia's self help book?

have you preordered Love Locs on iTunes?

What are your thoughts on the revolution song that is Lady - Pussy?

http://itmillennial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/I-dont-know.jpg

[Smithy]

If GaGa gave you a copy of Artpop Pt 2 before ANY release, What would you do?

listen to it on repeat and tease everyone about it :flutter: /bitch

[GypsyGoth]

Who would win in a fight Pope Francis

http://i.imgur.com/OqnNfFT.jpg

or Lady GaGa

http://i.imgur.com/eiFIrrt.jpg

??

[Smithy]

Who would win in a fight Pope Francis

http://i.imgur.com/OqnNfFT.jpg

or Lady GaGa

http://i.imgur.com/eiFIrrt.jpg

??

GaGa obviously :dazzler:

[Josy]

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

[Smithy]

buy him ARTPOP

[Josy]

what would you say to your younger self?

[Smithy]

what would you say to your younger self?

Say whatever you want to the teachers in school, cause you're not going to university anyway

[Josy]

:laugh:

Whats your plans for the weekend?

[Smithy]

I think we're having a BBQ tomorrow (saturday) then on sunday we're going for a drive round the island with a friend who just bought herself a car :D

[Smithy]

omg that's quite a social weekend for me

[Kizzy]

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

[Glenn.]

Do you remember the Vengaboys?

[reece(:]

Do you stan Nadia Oh?

[Smithy]

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
:think: probably deaf
Do you remember the Vengaboys?

I remember Ibiza, whatever it was called, that was a bop :dazzler:

[GypsyGoth]

Do you have a favorite letter in the alphabet?

[Kizzy]

Would you rather bee or a wasp?

[Kizzy]

If you drank 4 litres of water then set off on a 6 mile hike how far would you walk before you needed the loo?

[Kizzy]

Do you think cataracts should be renamed dogeracts?

[reece(:]

Will you ever stan for anyone more than Stefani?

[Kizzy]

if there are 60 calories in a biscuit and you eat 3 but nobody saw you does it actually count?

[reece(:]

Were you a fat child?

[Mitchell]

Favourite Kelly album?

[reece(:]

Favourite Michelle Williams song?

[Kizzy]

Would you rather smell of farts or garlic?

[Shaun]

shag marry kill
doogle niall scott

go

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am waiting for this

[Smithy]

Do you have a favorite letter in the alphabet?
Z or G
Would you rather bee or a wasp?
A bee
If you drank 4 litres of water then set off on a 6 mile hike how far would you walk before you needed the loo?
4 miles, I have a big bladder I could take it
Do you think cataracts should be renamed dogeracts?

No that just sounds silly

[Smithy]

Will you ever stan for anyone more than Stefani?
I stan for quite a few people :pipe:
Kelly clarkson Paloma Faith, Rebecca Ferguson, Zedd, Lights, Skylar Grey
if there are 60 calories in a biscuit and you eat 3 but nobody saw you does it actually count?
Nope :hehe:
Were you a fat child?

Yep, at 14 months my mum was told to put me on a diet

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

daddy

[Smithy]

Favourite Kelly album?
They are all amazing, in their own ways (apart from thankful)
Favourite Michelle Williams song?
Don't think I've ever heard a song by her in my life
Would you rather smell of farts or garlic?
Garlic
shag marry kill
doogle niall scott

go

:think:

I would marry Scott, not too sure about the other two, probably kill Niall because his tumblr thirst recently is a little too thirsty for my liking, so I guess I'm shagging doogle

[Shaun]

obviously christopher meant to say Breakaway, Potuthic

[Smithy]

Breakaway probably is my fave, but they all slay so bye

[Ammi]

..would you like to have children, Smithy..?..

[Ammi]

..vampires or zombies..?..

[Ammi]

..your favourite flavour crisps..?..

[Mitchell]

Thankful is like Britney Jean, it didn't happen.

Next question: What actually is your gender :o I used 'they' on most loved as I didn't know what you had :p

[Smithy]

..would you like to have children, Smithy..?..
Yep, I love kids
..vampires or zombies..?..
Vampires, I'm like, legit terrified of zombies
..your favourite flavour crisps..?..
Salt and Vinegar, or sour cream and chive
Thankful is like Britney Jean, it didn't happen.

Next question: What actually is your gender :o I used 'they' on most loved as I didn't know what you had :p

Male :p

[Glenn.]

What's the most expensive thing you have brought?

[Smithy]

What's the most expensive thing you have brought?

My mac was like £1500

[Glenn.]

What do you get from the Chinese?

[Glenn.]

What do you normally order at mcdonalds?

[Glenn.]

In your opinion, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Glenn.]

What is your favourite alcoholic drink?

[Glenn.]

What was your first word?

[Glenn.]

What is your favourite swear word?

[Glenn.]

What is your favourite word?

[Glenn.]

What is your least favourite word?

[Glenn.]

What is your favourite time of year?

[Glenn.]

What time did you get up today?

[Glenn.]

Do you like KFC?

[Glenn.]

What is your a favourite place to buy clothes?

[Firewire]

is glenn

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Mariah_Carey_Obsessed_cover.jpg

[Jake.]

What is your least favourite word?

Glenn

[Jake.]

Oh wait this isn't my hot seat

[Smithy]

What do you get from the Chinese?
Loads :love: Egg fried rice, special fried rice, chicken balls, special sweet and sour, ribs, seaweed, honey bbq pork, chicken curry, prawn toast mmmmmm :lovedup;
What do you normally order at mcdonalds?
Big Mac Meal
In your opinion, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
The chicken
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
Vodka Mixer
What was your first word?
Mum I think
What is your favourite swear word?
fcuk
What is your favourite word?
bitch

[Smithy]

What is your least favourite word?
I don't think i have one :think: oh probably Lad, or banter
What is your favourite time of year?
In summer, winter and in winter, summer :laugh:
What time did you get up today?
12 :blush:
Do you like KFC?
Yep :love:
What is your a favourite place to buy clothes?
ASOS or this site called FallenHero
is glenn

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Mariah_Carey_Obsessed_cover.jpg
a tad

[Smithy]

Who doesn't like jaffa's

[Jessica.]

Do you ever get nosebleeds?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Are you happy

[Mitchell]

Penn or teller?
Rachel Riley or Carol Vorderman?

[Smithy]

Do you ever get nosebleeds?
Not really
Are you happy
Yep
Penn or teller?
Rachel Riley or Carol Vorderman?

Idk who they are :think:
Carol :lovedup:

[Jessica.]

Have you ever been on TV or in a newspaper?

[Smithy]

In the paper for my 18th birthday and there was a picture of me as a baby in it :mooriah:

[Jessica.]

Show us a baby pic :amazed: