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ruiphillips
04-06-2014, 07:57 PM
From ridiculous tasks to drunken mishaps, the housemates have us laughing out loud as Big Brother tortures them for his own - and our – amusement.

Sure, CBB has given us golden moments like Lionel Blair swinging around a pole in a PVC policeman's costume, but nothing can crack us up like the hysterical meltdowns and one-liners from the good old regular housemates.

So in anticipation of tomorrow night's launch, we have taken a walk down memory lane to collect some of the most

side-splitting moments in BB history.




HELENISMS

Back in 2001, we are all dancing to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag, we had bought our tickets to see Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, and we were all laughing ourselves silly at the stuff that came of out of Helen Adams' mouth. The dizzy blonde came second in BB2, with the nation falling in love with her sweet nature and naivety, as well as her heartwarming romance with Paul. However, Helen's best contribution to the house were her side-splitting one-liners – for example, the hairdresser once asked was there much chicken in chickpeas. Her most famous line, though, was her ode to eye movements, when she stated: "I love blinking I do."



AM I MINGING?

Jade Goody became everybody's ultimate housemate when she shot to fame on the third series of BB. Although every moment she was on camera was entertaining, her most iconic meltdown occurred when she discovered she had verrucas on her toes and, er, fingers. After sobbing in the diary room, Jade cried even more when she was instructed to wear flip flops in the shower due to the contagious nature of her infection. Thus, the phrase "Am I minging?" was born.



ALEX PLAYS HIDE AND SEEK

There's nothing worse than a housemate that is aware of the cameras, but sometimes it can lead to TV gold. In series 3, the housemates were granted a roller disco, complete with 70s music playing in the background. When Alex Sibley walked off to the bedroom to get changed, the girls barged in to look for him, but he hid behind a door. As the door swung back, Alex mouthed the words to That's The Way I Like It to the camera, all while dancing and buttoning his shirt. Extra points go to Alex for actually making Big Brother laugh after admitting he had given himself a headache after straining too much on the toilet.


COMPRENDEZ?

A replacement for BB3 escaper Sandy, Tim Culley gifted us with plenty of memorable moments – we all remember him shaving his chest to hide his ginger regrowth, right? But his funniest moment seemed to be a serious rant. After being disqualified from the roller disco task after he left to change his contact lenses, Tim went to the Diary Room to tell Big Brother the rules were unfair. After saying: "You are discriminating against someone wearing contact lenses", Tim explained the situation, ending his argument with the everlasting catchphrase: "Comprendez?"[/B]



KATE'S TIPSY TUMBLE

Ah, alcohol, the creator of many a hilarious moment. Kate Lawler unwittingly produced a classic BB moment after she drunkenly ran to the bedroom to put on more trousers before being sent to the "poor side" of the house. Unfortunately, with a few drinks on her, balancing on one leg became too difficult, and Kate toppled to the ground, where she calmly continued to pull on her pants.[/B]



WHO IS SHE?

We could really put any one of Nikki Grahame's Diary Room rants on this list. The petite blonde became one of the biggest stars of BB after she repeatedly threw tantrums on the seventh series, about the fellow housemates, nominations, the air conditioning… well, about everything really. But her most memorable meltdown involved housemate Susie putting her up for eviction. Dressed in a gold bikini, Nikki seethed: "I am feeling really venomous and angry", before theatrically asking: "Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?" Er, they found her through a golden ticket system, Nikki.[/B]

GLYN COOKS AN EGG

Welsh wonder Glyn was just 18 when he entered BB7, and had never lived on his own before. So, while most of us learn life skills through moving off for uni, Glyn had an education on national TV. The teen's biggest achievement was boiling an egg for the first time – so chuffed was Glyn that he created his very own song for the occasion. Everybody now – "I'm cooking an egg for the very first time, ah hmmm…"[/B]


JOSIE'S PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE

When bad things happen, it's easy to wallow in your own misfortune. But Josie Gibson has a unique way of being grateful for what you have. In a slice of unwitting genius, the eventual 2010 winner told housemates: "Whenever I feel a bit low, I think about that woman who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee." Because that's sure to warm your cockles.[/B]

ALEX GETS A TAN

Big Brother isn't often very nice to housemates, so 2011 contestant Alex should have known the offer of a fake tan was too good to be true. The Geordie girl was given a golden glow by BB during a "Yes task" – but was forced to say yes to any offer after this as well. The task resulted in Alex getting four consecutive spray tans, emerging from the diary room a deep shade of mahogany.[/B]

Nikki is the worthy winner :hugesmile:

Can't believe they left out Gina's iconic "weeee" when they flipped her over after drinking that stuff.

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gina-big-brother-2013-460x257.jpg

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2013/06/big-brother-2013-task-gina-dan-3-150x150.jpg

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2013/06/big-brother-2013-task-gina-dan-1-620x346.jpg

reece(:
04-06-2014, 07:59 PM
Saffia falling in the pool

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 08:00 PM
Derek Laud and everything he said > that list

reece(:
04-06-2014, 08:00 PM
Bonnie's VT

http://i.minus.com/ibdkWupKmhEtpm.gif

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:02 PM
sam masturbating during the box task and makosi being like "Samantha"

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:03 PM
Seany drowning Charley. :love:

erinp5
04-06-2014, 08:16 PM
This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxcZ2ZP36Ns

kxcZ2ZP36Ns

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:17 PM
Mikey and the peppers.

joe199998293
04-06-2014, 08:23 PM
Sorry but I loved the moment when becky won the wild card and just ran into the house screaming and jumped in the pool.

Sawyer
04-06-2014, 08:24 PM
Sorry but I loved the moment when becky won the wild card and just ran into the house screaming and jumped in the pool.

Moments that were pre-planned are not funny. She knew exactly what she was doing.

Lostie!
04-06-2014, 08:24 PM
Charley getting her sayings confused and saying Nicky had a "face like a slapped lemon" is an underrated gem. I've yet to find someone else who remembers it. :shocked:

Another underrated one: Sam's attempt at the Klingon task in BB7.

joe199998293
04-06-2014, 08:25 PM
But I totally agree on the Alex spray tan one... I was peeing myself.

Alf
04-06-2014, 08:25 PM
After he was evicted Marco ran up to his mum and just as he got to her he slipped and swiped his mum's legs and took her of her feet. I enjoyed that one, couldn't have happened to a better person

ruiphillips
04-06-2014, 08:26 PM
Sorry but I loved the moment when becky won the wild card and just ran into the house screaming and jumped in the pool.

"COME ON ya BASTARD" :joker:

ruiphillips
04-06-2014, 08:26 PM
After he was evicted Marco ran up to his mum and just as he got to her he slipped and swiped his mum's legs and took her of her feet. I enjoyed that one, couldn't have happened to a better person

lmao He fell like a bowling pin

Lostie!
04-06-2014, 08:27 PM
But I totally agree on the Alex spray tan one... I was peeing myself.

I found the spray tan thing only mildly amusing, but Louise's reaction killed me: "She looks like a burnt witch". :eek:

Also from that task, Maisy being shocked in the Diary Room, flying around out of camera shot. I used to have that as my sig, actually. :joker:

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:27 PM
After he was evicted Marco ran up to his mum and just as he got to her he slipped and swiped his mum's legs and took her of her feet. I enjoyed that one, couldn't have happened to a better person

:laugh2:

That and Stuart's BB9 crowd-flop are the best eviction moments.

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 08:28 PM
Bea giving Freddie a panic attack is up there

WHY. ARE. YOU, TALKING. LIKE. THAT.

:joker:

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:30 PM
:laugh2:

That and Stuart's BB9 crowd-flop are the best eviction moments.

omg this :laugh3:

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:30 PM
When vanessa was evicted and makosi ran up the stairs

jyunga
04-06-2014, 08:32 PM
doOUCulY2A8

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 08:32 PM
Derek and Kemal's speed date

how did i forget this

Alf
04-06-2014, 08:33 PM
Anthony naming a famous horse

Sandy from Dogtanian

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:33 PM
When vanessa was evicted and makosi ran up the stairs

The she was hit by an orange. :joker:

erinp5
04-06-2014, 08:34 PM
But I totally agree on the Alex spray tan one... I was peeing myself.

I love that !!
LefyCuk_llk

Nerd
04-06-2014, 08:34 PM
When Craig calls Kemal 'Kebab' in an argument.

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 08:34 PM
Vanetha's gossip with BB about pool night <3

Alf
04-06-2014, 08:34 PM
Marcus bb10 getting busted knocking one out in the toilet

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:36 PM
Vanetha's gossip with BB about pool night <3

she was so exited :laugh:. omg I cackled when watching this.

Vanessa <3

joe199998293
04-06-2014, 08:36 PM
I found the spray tan thing only mildly amusing, but Louise's reaction killed me: "She looks like a burnt witch". :eek:

Also from that task, Maisy being shocked in the Diary Room, flying around out of camera shot. I used to have that as my sig, actually. :joker:

Maisy left too early, I liked her. Was it her dad who got a massive banner and flew it over the garden and everyone was made to go back inside?

I love that !!
LefyCuk_llk

Alex should've won imo

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:37 PM
"You look like you've been rolling around in sh*t".

joe199998293
04-06-2014, 08:37 PM
Also the 'Ignore the Obvious' task in BB11. Loved that one, passing around the Jaffa cakes :D

ruiphillips
04-06-2014, 08:39 PM
omg I still pee myself at this :D Kat is so underrated

kQN_xpTE4eo

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:39 PM
Yes, I liked when Davina went in and licked John James' face. :laugh:

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 08:41 PM
omg I still pee myself at this :D Kat is so underrated

kQN_xpTE4eo

Hard to believe that's a 30 year old woman.

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:42 PM
I found everytime makosi "cried" and everyone crowded around and comforted her so funny. :laugh:

erinp5
04-06-2014, 08:43 PM
Saskia servicing Maxwell,she should have taken off her bracelets.
Kemal 'At least one of us got wet tonight '

reece(:
04-06-2014, 08:43 PM
anyone in the house to Nicky: you always moan Nicky
Nicky (in moaning voice): I never moan!

would always get me :joker:

Lostie!
04-06-2014, 08:44 PM
I found everytime makosi "cried" and everyone crowded around and comforted her so funny. :laugh:

:D

Speaking of Makosi, I just remembered: During the task where they all had to pretend they'd been working all day to Maxwell (the only one who actually had been), one of the "tasks" was sorting maggots. Makosi totally overdoes it, comes running out of the task area dramatically, crouches down and loudly retches, crying "It's so sickening!". :joker::joker::joker:

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:46 PM
:D

Speaking of Makosi, I just remembered: During the task where they all had to pretend they'd been working all day to Maxwell (the only one who actually had been), one of the "tasks" was sorting maggots. Makosi totally overdoes it, comes running out of the task area dramatically, crouches down and loudly retches, crying "It's so sickening!". :joker::joker::joker:

Lmao and she started to pretend to be sick :laugh3:

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:47 PM
The day before, in the same task when makosi was totally hammerd from the party and she had to pretend to be sober :joker:

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 08:49 PM
Makosi in the DR:

'I wanted to call my baby Paris (i think) but what a I gonna call it now jacuzzi"

When Maxwell and Anthony have a play fight with toilet water

'The father of my baby is playing with toilet water :/"

:laugh3:

mizzy25
04-06-2014, 08:50 PM
Alison Hammond breaking the garden table.

Pete.
04-06-2014, 08:51 PM
Umm Emma thinking Jade was called Jade Goodyear

reece(:
04-06-2014, 08:53 PM
Alison Hammond breaking the garden table.
iconic

erinp5
04-06-2014, 08:53 PM
tCok51XigRs

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 08:53 PM
'The father of my baby is playing with toilet water :/"

I can't breath.

BBDodge
04-06-2014, 08:55 PM
Bedsit:

plpuB78UCBw

King Gizzard
04-06-2014, 08:56 PM
Marcus BB9 in the diary room complaining about the natterjack toad

Marcus BB9 calling Dave a **** while dressed as a card king thingy

Marcus Bentley ignore task in whatever series that was

Lostie!
04-06-2014, 08:56 PM
Alison Hammond breaking the garden table.

I haven't seen BB3 (though I have seen that clip), but you reminded me of another: Jayne breaking her bed in BB7. The way she's just jumping up and down, then CRACK! :joker:

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 08:57 PM
watch?v=W19BB5TuhQ4

lmao

King Gizzard
04-06-2014, 08:58 PM
iuwS3EMEn24

:idc: and I hate the whole outside interference thing but that whole task was just great

Drew.
04-06-2014, 09:00 PM
This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxcZ2ZP36Ns

kxcZ2ZP36Ns

:joker: poor Mike

King Gizzard
04-06-2014, 09:02 PM
Think my funniest moment ever though is when there was an Irish dancing task in BB9, and Rex's face during it was priceless

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 09:05 PM
watch?v=W19BB5TuhQ4

lmao

:laugh2:

Nerd
04-06-2014, 09:06 PM
I can't find the video, but this is the sound (with quite possibly an even funnier video than the original)

T_tkeEDuizk

reece(:
04-06-2014, 09:08 PM
watch?v=W19BB5TuhQ4

lmao
I want to make a cup of tea :joker:

wish Nikki was there for that task

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 09:09 PM
The box task.

The way everyone's boxes are all spaced out across the house and Science is gliding his around bumping into everyone.

Derek: Science don't move my box! You're interfering with my civil liberties!
Kemal: Yeah, you're even annoying when you're in the ****ing box!
Science: Oh shut up!
Kemal: You shut up!
Science: You shut up!
Roberto: Shut up!
Derek: SCIENCE! MY BOX! **** OFF!

:laugh2: I watched it again earlier.

armand.kay
04-06-2014, 09:10 PM
Mary getting so exited for all the witch stuff on her birthday. Her and kemal dancing in the garden.

erinp5
04-06-2014, 09:12 PM
When Dave and Lisa left the house dressed up as aliens .No one knew who they were.
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erinp5
04-06-2014, 09:16 PM
I remember thinking Rex was the clown :joker:

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reece(:
04-06-2014, 09:20 PM
Nadia when the clown goes near her :joker: STEP BACK YOU DICKHEAD!!!!

Lostie!
04-06-2014, 09:22 PM
Nadia when the clown goes near her :joker: STEP BACK YOU DICKHEAD!!!!

That's the funniest bit of the entire thing for me. Every time I rewatch that scene I absolutely die! I'm laughing now. :joker::joker::joker:

Okay, I know I've been in and out of this thread (and will probably come back and add more when I remember them) but Nadia's reaction to Mr Snuggles is probably my all-time favourite. :D

Marsh.
04-06-2014, 09:23 PM
Also Kemal "I swear if you were still in your box I would've pooed in it."

Then Sam starts singing and Derek says "Does she want to win votes or lose them?!"

The way Derek spoke made everything funny.

Daniel.
04-06-2014, 09:30 PM
Derek in Orlaith

'She puts make up on to have a ****'

jamiewordsley
04-06-2014, 10:56 PM
This is mine every time I see it i piss my self http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2l0mKBUys

jamiewordsley
04-06-2014, 10:57 PM
doOUCulY2A8


Same Best ever !