Glasgow Kiss

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/04/article-2648858-1E775B4E00000578-113_634x390.jpg
[Impact: This picture shows the moment
a woman is apparently on the receiving
end of a headbutt at an awards ceremony in Glasgow]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648858/Style-clash-Watch-moment-hairdresser-headbutts-guest-Beauty-award-mooned-woman.html#ixzz33jyRYvE9


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Yes Honey show her your Ass



You would think Zee would be there
with so much going wrong.

[Josy]

What a complete non story.

[Josy]

Not to mention a complete mess of an article, who puts this garbage together?

[MTVN]

Sounds like a good night out

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/03/article-2647411-1E701FE900000578-835_634x602.jpg


She got upset Josy
and there is a video
it was debated yesterday on Loose Women

[arista]

Sounds like a good night out


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/03/article-2647411-1E6FBD6F00000578-92_306x508.jpg
Ass in your Face

[LemonJam]

You would think Zee would be there
with so much going wrong.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Cherie]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/04/article-2648858-1E775B4E00000578-113_634x390.jpg
[Impact: This picture shows the moment
a woman is apparently on the receiving
end of a headbutt at an awards ceremony in Glasgow]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648858/Style-clash-Watch-moment-hairdresser-headbutts-guest-Beauty-award-mooned-woman.html#ixzz33jyRYvE9


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/04/article-2648858-1E775B3600000578-64_634x511.jpg


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/03/article-2647411-1E6FBD6F00000578-92_306x508.jpg
Yes Honey show her your Ass



You would think Zee would be there
with so much going wrong.


:laugh2:

He was off causing carnage elsewhere.

[Z]

:laugh2:

He was off causing carnage elsewhere.

I was! I'm now in Aberdeen :laugh:

[Claymores]

Weegies are just horrible full-stop.

My German pals speak perfect english, but when we go to Weegieland I still have to interpret what the Weegies speil at them back into english.

[LikeABoatOnWater]

guess who the first housemate of BB16 is going to be

[Claymores]

My pal used to live in Nottingham and when I went to visit, their fave TV show at that time was Rab C Nesbitt. I had to ask how they understood it as even I (Scottish) had difficulties sometimes with the Weegie lingo.

Their answer was fine - they used the teletext service to subtitile it like a foreign language show!

[Claymores]

We went to london to see the American Football @ Wembley......there were some Weegies staying at same hotel. When we went to the local supermarket to buy some booze the Weegies went apesh1t that the local wee purveyer had no Buckfast in stock, it almost came to blows/pollice called - TRUE STORY

[Crimson Dynamo]

It happens if you cross the line, wifies and all will stick the heed oan ye

what she probably said was "ya bass" as she did it

"goan hen, gie her a right doin" would also have been heard

lucky she did not chib her

[Crimson Dynamo]

We went to london to see the American Football @ Wembley......there were some Weegies staying at same hotel. When we went to the local supermarket to buy some booze the Weegies went apesh1t that the local wee purveyer had no Buckfast in stock, it almost came to blows/pollice called - TRUE STORY

nae bucky?

thats criminal

[Crimson Dynamo]

I was! I'm now in Aberdeen :laugh:

..where even the seagulls carry a packed lunch

[Claymores]

..where even the seagulls carry a packed lunch

And the ewes wear chastity knickers

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpdFTsMIIAAyMTJ.jpg

[Z]

..where even the seagulls carry a packed lunch

Where the seagulls are the size of small dugs

And the ewes wear chastity knickers

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/48294961.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

Where the seagulls are the size of small dugs



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lol at the image

I would imagine he was having a pee and it backed into him?

[Scarlett.]

Isnt a Glasgow kiss where they slice your cheeks from your mouth?