BB15 Quotes Thread

[Headie]

Post your favourite quotes from the show as the series goes on in here...

"If he pisses on my floor I'll cut his **** off" ~Pauline
"Don't come for me unless I send for you" ~Toya

:love:

[reece(:]

Toya: You're just a basic bitch

[ruiphillips]

Hopefully Toya doesn't deliver rehashed goods all this series

[Samm]

Toya: "Mama didn't raise no fool"

[Jords]

Toya's all seemed rehearsed :idc:

[reece(:]

Pauline: Am not avin it, am not

[ruiphillips]

Mark: Is Jesus offensive?

[Samm]

Pauline: "i'll cut your dick off"

[Lostie!]

Christopher: Kim Kardashian is the spawn of Satan.

[reece(:]

Pauline: "i'll cut your dick off"
Iconic

[Jords]

Matthew: "oh no I dont want a chav"

:joker:

[Shaun]

Pauline: Am not avin it, am not

that was her quoting mark :umm2:

[reece(:]

that was her quoting mark :umm2:
Ik

[Rob!]

that was her quoting mark :umm2:

And was ten times funnier than Mark tbh.

[Sophiee]

Matthew: "oh no I dont want a chav"

:joker:
this, the fact jale entered after made it even better :laugh:.

[armand.kay]

Post your favourite quotes from the show as the series goes on in here...

"If he pisses on my floor I'll cut his **** off" ~Pauline
"Don't come for me unless I send for you" ~Toya

:love:

Love Toya but. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

http://awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/DontComeForMe.gif

[Turtle]

Helen: 'Slugsworth'

[armand.kay]

Helen: 'Slugsworth'

Lmao :laugh:

[Cal.]

"I'm sexah, I'm funnah, everyfin and everyfin"

[armand.kay]

"I'm sexah, I'm funnah, everyfin and everyfin"

Wrong season :laugh:

[Rob!]

"Sorry, I've got my fanny spray." *opens legs, squirts*
"What really gets on my weave."
-Toya 2014

:love: :love: :love:

[Cal.]

Wrong season :laugh:

I know, but any quote thread needs to be reminded of the ultimate BB quote.

[Cal.]

Getting underneath my weave

[erinp5]

Marlon to Jale 'Do you ever feel the elephant in the room'?

[Rob!]

Marlon to Jale 'Do you ever feel the elephant in the room'?

:joker:

[erinp5]

2.20pm: "I'haven't been 18 since I was 15." Mark has some radical notions about the nature of time but then so did Einstein...#BBUKLIVE - See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com/#sthash.jB8i4QtF.dpuf


answers on a postcard

[Samm]

"get a life man twat" :love:

[Brother Leon]

"Are you an Anal man?"

[reece(:]

"Are you an Anal man?"
:laugh2:

[Sophiee]

helen: 'I don't think god's going to be very happy with her' :laugh2:

[reece(:]

helen: 'I don't think god's going to be very happy with her' :laugh2:
I was howling @ this

[Brother Leon]

"You know I have Hygiene Issues!"

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Kimberly: Tea is like a hug. :lovedup:

[erinp5]

2.15pm "I had a dream that I was in the Big Brother House and Christopher was there." Um, Ashleigh, are you sure that was a dream? #BBUKLive

[Phinneas]

This is paraphrased but it went something like this.

Steven: 'So glad I met you in here.'
Pauline: 'You too, Stefan.'

Love me some irony.

[erinp5]

Pauline 8.47pm "You're like a piece of platinum. That's one of the most precious metals you can get.":yuk:

8.51pm Did you guess? It was Ashleigh. Pauline reckons she's worth taking care of. Awww

[erinp5]

Did Mark just say "ostrich-size" ??