My neighbour stinks of urine.

[bonnie43uk]

My next door neighbour absolutly REEKS of his own urine, what is everyones views on this matter?

.. i say his urine, it could be someone elses , in which case, that is absolutly disgusting, if he gets others to urinate on him!! Once i smelt his breath, and it also reeked of urine, what in gods name is that bloke up to in his flat???
.. i looked through his letterbox once, and saw huge vats of urine in his hallway, he could be a terrorist making bombs from his own urine!!!.

..is this a police matter, can i get him arrested?

[Lil-Lindz]

Umm I dont know, It might be worth informing the police cause it could be something
Or it might just be that your neighbour is very smelly:tongue:

[Dan_]

Are you taking the p1ss, see what I did there? *chortle*

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol
Its not funny seriously
I get that all the time Lol

[Siouxsie]

I know someone who has terrible B.O. its disgusting .

[ThaGazBoi]

Ew. I know how you feel, I used to have to sit next to this girl in Maths and she stunk of piss.

[Ruth]

Inform the police? What are they going to do. It's not an offence to smell bad. Maybe your neighbour has a medical problem.

[Legend]

Originally posted by Ruth
Inform the police? What are they going to do. It's not an offence to smell bad. Maybe your neighbour has a medical problem.

He was joking, being sarcastic as usual. :laugh: He starts quite a few topics like this. :laugh:

[James]

Yes, another of Bonnie43's so-called jokes.

[J.C.]

Originally posted by James
Yes, another of Bonnie43's so-called jokes.

I`m so glad you pointed this out as i was about to make a fool of myself!! :dog:

[x-heather-x]

i dont like these threads...sory to any of those who do:sleep:

[Lil-Lindz]

Oh was it a joke Lmao
Im not good at these jokes

[Kaz]

Stick a peeled onion under your nose, then you won't smell the urine any more. :laugh:

[x-heather-x]

ha...good one Kaz!

Works aswell:laugh:

[Diablo]

call the environmental health people. they can check out his place and tell him to get it sorted. Eeewww

[Diablo]

Ooops i didn't read all of the thread and its all a "funny"? joke.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by CrazyGazza
Ew. I know how you feel, I used to have to sit next to this girl in Maths and she stunk of p**s.
I work with a group of kids every day who fart stink have nits burp and smell

[stoney12]

Be nice to ya neighbour could be another Howard Hughes with pots o cash.

[Ella]

Hmm i know how you feel bonnie, my ex neighbour used to smell of fish and mouldy cabbage, she made me feel sick

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by Ruth
Inform the police? What are they going to do. It's not an offence to smell bad. Maybe your neighbour has a medical problem.

He was joking, being sarcastic as usual. :laugh: He starts quite a few topics like this. :laugh:

Oh. You see, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. This just....wasn't.

[Sunny_01]

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