Stage 20 clinger

[Z]

I think I may have just discovered the most nought to mental clinger in my entire life. Started speaking Thursday evening on a dating app. By Friday night he was telling me he had told his friends "all about" me. On Thursday I had said we could maybe meet up on Sunday and go for a walk and get to know each other a little bit, I'm now just not replying to him because he's clearly insane - anyone have any great stories about people that are way too familiar way too soon?

[Jemal]

Are you a bisexual

[Kizzy]

Yeah maybe steer clear he sounds a bit 'full on' :/

[Z]

What on earth did he tell his friends "all about", he knows literally nothing about me :joker:

[AnnieK]

I had been seeing someone for a month and then went to Tenerife with my best friend on holiday...on the ourth day there was a knock on our apartment door, I opened it and there was the guy I had been seeing.....he said he missed me and thought he would surprise me....he had rented an apartment and expected me to ak my stuff, ditch my friend and holiday with him.....

I spent the next week completely avoiding him.....

[Kizzy]

Has he seen your pic? He's told his mates you're fit!... what else do they need to know :joker:

[Z]

I had been seeing someone for a month and then went to Tenerife with my best friend on holiday...on the ourth day there was a knock on our apartment door, I opened it and there was the guy I had been seeing.....he said he missed me and thought he would surprise me....he had rented an apartment and expected me to ak my stuff, ditch my friend and holiday with him.....

I spent the next week completely avoiding him.....

That's terrifying!!! I thought it was bad enough that this guy was saying I was "caring and protective" because he was moaning about his friend being an arsehole and I said well why are you friends with him if you hate him so much and he's all "aww you're so cute your advice is almost as good as your eyes" and I'm like ................................................

Has he seen your pic? He's told his mates you're fit!... what else do they need to know :joker:

He's seen one picture of me. One!!!! ****ing hell!

[arista]

[He's seen one picture of me. One!!!! ****ing hell! ]


Thats all he needs
its printed all over his wall

[Z]

[He's seen one picture of me. One!!!! ****ing hell! ]


Thats all he needs
its printed all over his wall

:joker: I bloody hope not arista

[reece(:]

Ngl I think clingy people are cute

[Z]

There was nothing cute about this display Reece

[jackc1806]

Greg this will happen
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[Ammi]

..I guess that's the good thing about meeting someone online, you can avoid seeing them if they seem 'odd' or whatever much easier than if you had actually met him and he knew the places you went to...

[Ammi]

..I thought Stage 20 Clinger was the name of a club Greg btw so I've only just read your post because I'm not really a clubber...

[Z]

I'm going to name my band Stage 20 Clinger and you'll be in the front row at our headline gig at the O2 Arena Ammi

[Ammi]

..yeah, I'll be the clinger in the front row trying to get on the stage and hug you Greg..:laugh:..I'll probably get arrested... ..and then post a thread saying DON'T EVER HAVE AN EVENING WITH Z, HE BRINGS YOU NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK AND OFFICIAL CAUTIONS..:fist:...

[jackc1806]

..yeah, I'll be the clinger in the front row trying to get on the stage and hug you Greg..:laugh:..I'll probably get arrested... ..and then post a thread saying DON'T EVER HAVE AN EVENING WITH Z, HE BRINGS YOU NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK AND OFFICIAL CAUTIONS..:fist:...

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

Greg this will happen
http://www.thefunkytruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alanpartridge01.jpg

This country.... :joker:

[Tom4784]

Ew dating apps.

I'd never try them, too many psychopaths around.

[lily.]

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