Wimbledon 2014 Discussion Thread [Kvitova/Djokovic win!]

[arista]

Murray can not take Losing

[Shaun]

*flees sinking ship*

[Iceman]

Dimitrov :love:

[Iceman]

Match point

[Jamie585]

MATCH POINT!!!!!!

[Jords]

To be fair I do prefer Grigor (knew I should have predicted him!) but Murray is Murray :laugh:

[arista]

Dimitrov :love:


Yes he behaves very Pro

[Jamie585]

Dimitrov!! :D

[Iceman]

Kate Middleton looking pissed

[Brother Leon]

Well played Dimi!!


No more looking at Murray's mum and girl on screen every other second :worship:

[arista]

Kate Middleton looking pissed


some will say the Royals
Jinxed him

[Iceman]

some will say the Royals
Jinxed him
Who? Who will say that? :/

[MTVN]

some will say the Royals
Jinxed him

Probably right, should have Alex Salmond back up there

[Black Dagger]

Urgh Marias shag piece can bore off.

D O N E

[arista]

Who? Who will say that? :/


Anti Royals

Mirror paper could

[Iceman]

Anti Royals

Mirror paper could
You do make me laugh

[arista]

You do make me laugh


Thats Good

[Jamie585]

Novak in trouble now!! He is loosing me many points in my fantasy game with all these errors

[Jamie585]

WOW! Cilic breaks.. Serving for the 3rd set now!!

[Drew.]

Murray you twat

[Jamie585]

Novak breaks back. Tiebreaker now!

[Jamie585]

Cilic could take this.. Did not expect Novak to be in this much trouble today!

[Marc]

Cilic can make this a big day

[Jemal]

Gonna be out so gonna miss murray vs dimitrov.
When i get back i expect to see Grigor in the semis and british hearts broken:clap1:

Well what do we have here

[Jemal]

If djokovic goes out, today will be one of the best days ever

[Iceman]

Gonna miss the end. Heading to kanye now!!!!

[Novo]

Gutted for Cilic, Goran has definetely had a huge impact on him though

[Novo]

Congrats to Jamie and Jords on Genie getting through

[Drew.]

No-one likes a bitter loser, Teach you to back a bunch of flops.

[Novo]

Watch your tongue Renly

[Marc]

I'm torn between Kvitova/Safarova.. I want both to be finalists :(

[Novo]

Halep v Petra

The script has been written, pack your bags Genie

[Marc]

Nick 1 set up!

[Jamie585]

Come on Kyrgios.. Win it in 4 sets so I have a chance in the prediction game!

[Jamie585]

Damn it!

[Drew.]

Milos!!!! Great day of tennis.

[Black Dagger]

urgh. die milos

[Marc]

Good day for Canada

[King Gizzard]

I thought Raonic was 26 or 27, turns out I'm a month older than him, Jesus Christ

[Jords]

Milos :fist:

[King Gizzard]

Is there a reason people don't like Milos

[Novo]

Lucas doesn't like him because he did something in a match against delpo, apart from that no

[Drew.]

Lucas just dislikes anyone I like

[Novo]

Sounds like he is on the right track

[Drew.]

He just so happens to hate Vika more

[Novo]

He doesn't mind her, he hates Genie though

[Drew.]

Genie hates him

[King Gizzard]

Don't you only like him because you won a bobble head

[Novo]

Drew begging someone on twitter all day for it

[Drew.]

Pretty much was the only reason I started liking him yeah. Was only really a fan of Federer and Ferrer before that and they are both getting on a bit so Milos has come to the rescue to keep me interested in the men's side of tennis.

[Marc]

Lucas just hates people too easily. Boy needs a ****

[Marc]

I thought Raonic was 26 or 27, turns out I'm a month older than him, Jesus Christ

I hate that. 3 of the women's semifinalists are younger than me D:

[Marc]

Who to add to the title today :think:

[MTVN]

Right who do I want to win in this first one then :think: Safarova probably

[Drew.]

It has to be Saf.. Kvit will probably win the whole thing if she wins today

[Marc]

I think Safarova will win the first set

[MTVN]

Shavavava

[Marc]

:laugh: I swear Sue just doesn't care

[Marc]

Why is Pav there

[Jamie585]

Well this Is boring so far

[Marc]

Kvitova just isn't being amazing but good enough. So many errors

[Black Dagger]

Lucas just hates people too easily. Boy needs a ****

Bastard :joker:

And yeah I hate Raonic for screwing over Del Po and just his face in general is irritating as ****. He's ghastly.

And umm I don't even mind Vika :laugh: I only ever disliked her for beating Li Na at the AO when Li would have won had she not been a stupid bitch and fell over, but Li won it this year anyway, so over it.

[Jamie585]

Whoever wins out of Genie and Halep will hopefully win the whole thing

[Marc]

Whoever wins out of Genie and Halep will hopefully win the whole thing

You better Czech yourself

[Marc]

Solid hold from Lucie. Maybe she'll win!!!?

[Jords]

Whoever wins out of Genie and Halep will hopefully win the whole thing

YES :worship:

[Marc]

Lucie's time to break

[Jords]

tie-break me thinks

[Black Dagger]

Oh Carlos has left Li. Looks like the end is nigh. I think it's time to search for a new fave.

[Jamie585]

Has there actually been a decent rally yet?

[Jords]

Im just excited for Simona v Genie

[MTVN]

C'mon Lucie!!!!!

[Jords]

Petra's

[Drew.]

More nervous than excited. Although she's still young It'll start turning into a curse the more semi finals Genie begins to lose.

[MTVN]

Kvitova scares me

[Jords]

This game is far too calm for a SF

[Jords]

apart from Petra's scream just then

[Jamie585]

Now hurry up so we can get Genie and Simona on

[Marc]

Good opening set

[Jamie585]

This game is far too calm for a SF

I agree there is no rallies

[Drew.]

Saf needs to purchase a bra

[Jords]

buy her one

[Marc]

Do you mean Sha-far-oh-zah Drew

[Novo]

Petra's wide serve is a thing of beauty

[Drew.]

Do you mean Sha-far-oh-zah Drew

Aka Saph aka Saf

[Marc]

Safarova's return in the Ad court is even better lol

[Novo]

55% wide on the Ad Court, jesus

[Drew.]

What Petra can do Saf can do too

[Novo]

So glad I backed Petra now after her first match, should do that more often since the price doesn't change at all really

[Marc]

I say just get rid of left handed players

[Marc]

Oh Lucie your timing is running out

[Drew.]

Petra has a horrible scream

[MTVN]

Why does she always do her loudest screams on her more simple points

[Novo]

4-1

No way back now

[Novo]

How is this the hottest day of the year so far, its windy and ****ty here

[Marc]

Kvitova's bark is beautiful

[Drew.]

It is about 26/27 down here in the nicer part of England

[Marc]

South England is nice

[Novo]

That's where all the convicts like Saville and Glitter are from

[Drew.]

Well it's too bad they can't be here to enjoy this sun

[Marc]

She's done for

[Novo]

Hurry up Petra I want to witness Genie being destroyed

[Marc]

... in the bright sunshine

[Marc]

Will Kvitova win Wimbledon overall though?

[Drew.]

What a terrible match

[Marc]

Aw Petra didn't celebrate too much. Which was nice

[Jamie585]

That was a very tame and boring semi final

[Novo]

Amazing match, petra is nearly there and my £70 is nearly in my wallet

[Novo]

Look at that smile on Petra's face

[Jords]

Petra seems lovely

[Jords]

I was named after Michael Jordan :fist: :fist:

[Novo]

**** sake, its got that bad for British support we have a segment for a British wheelchair tennis player

[Marc]

She's gonna dominate

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

Tim Henman's greatest achievement.

[Novo]

Sam Smith seducing Genie in the locker room, Cougars v Kittens Tennis version

[Marc]

Billie is hot

[Novo]

Billie and Carla Suarez Navarro in Cougar v Kittens Tennis version part II

[Novo]

Drew pre ordering it right now

[Jords]

Simona Genie Simona Genie Simona Genie Simona Genie Simona Genie Simona Genie Simona Genie Simona Genie

[Marc]

Simonaaaaa

[Drew.]

Genie vs Brad Bellick

[Jords]

dat accent :love:

[Marc]

Genie vs Brad Bellick

:laugh: ever since you've said that I can't stop seeing it

[Novo]

How many more times will Genie be destroyed before reaches the final, one has to wonder if she loses today she will have a mental breakdown and never be seen again

[Drew.]

Today is the day

[Novo]

That unusually deep canadian voice, was has to wonder if she underwent an operation back in the day

[Black Dagger]

we can hope.

(that was on novo on the last page, cbfa quoting it now bye)

[Jords]

Hero Halep

[MTVN]

She breaks!!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Pretty rubbish game from Genie

[Jords]

Simona breaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

Lovely jubbly

[Jords]

Can tell theyre both nervous

[Drew.]

Oh no, Genie can't win through retirement

[Novo]

Genie playing a cripple

[Marc]

Somebody dying

[Marc]

Who the **** was phoning in to check on the guy at Eastbourne? Surely?

[Marc]

I wish Wimbledon would stop giving tickets to old people who just die in the sun :bored:

[Jords]

what a joke

[Drew.]

Looks like they've puked up everywhere, poor person sitting in front.

[Marc]

Bloody arsehole is what she is

[Brother Leon]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/320/media/images/76029000/jpg/_76029622_hi023007386.jpg

[Iceman]

Bazinga

[Black Dagger]

I love the sympathy we had for the old woman :joker:

I blame her for Genie winning the set. BITCH.

[Marc]

She's only beating a cripple

[Drew.]

Almost there..

[hijaxers]

I wish Wimbledon would stop giving tickets to old people who just die in the sun :bored:

You maybe could be old some day and to be honest it has been the most interesting moment of the match so far !!!

I'd also like to add the tickets cost a fortune age don't come in to it !!
i think you are very nasty towards older people

[Black Dagger]

drag him

[hijaxers]

This is like watching junior tennis

[Brother Leon]

Very weak semis tbf. Hopefulyl men's are better.

[hijaxers]

Very weak semis tbf. Hopefulyl men's are better.

The worst semi ever - serves at about 10 miles an hr - what kinda final we gonna get :joker::joker::joker:

[Marc]

Ohhhhh

[Drew.]

It's almost like Smeagol has found the tennis thread

[Marc]

The thread has a virus :umm2:

[Novo]

Just 3 more games Simona!!!!!

[hijaxers]

The thread has a virus :umm2:

you talkin bout me ? My precious

[Marc]

Will Genie choak

[Marc]

Genie just play smart don't be a hero

[Marc]

:laugh:

[Novo]

Hang on!!!!mm

[Novo]

Break point!!!!!!

[Marc]

Simona no no

[Marc]

She needs an ace lol

[Black Dagger]

noooooooooooooo

[Black Dagger]

She was crippled. It doesn't count.

[hijaxers]

totally boring final then

[Novo]

Petra best not lose to this flukester

[hijaxers]

and now its back to topless darts at Rowhampton

[Black Dagger]

Petra slaying the final could be something quite special.

[Black Dagger]

Well this chap on BBC2 is ever so handsome.

[Marc]

pretty uncharismatic

[Drew.]

GENIE!!!!!!! Wimbledon finalist >>>

The amount of bitterness in this thread makes it even better.

[Black Dagger]

We're over Genie, we're all into this handsome chap in the doubles with my fellow Stockportian on BBC2.

[MTVN]

Ridiculous how many things have gone against Halep; has to play three days in a row, gets injured early on, has about 4 wrong calls against her, has the bloody old woman fall ill disrupting her momentum in the tie break, has the net shot go against her when she's on the brink of winning the first set, then just to top it all off Genie throws a strop when she's 5-1 up with a match point because the umpire doesn't do everything as she likes

Unbelievable.

[Marc]

:laugh:

[Novo]

The Genie Army and her fans are cretins, she was much more likeable when she was some unknown jobber getting her ass handed to her by Li Na at the Rogers Cup

[Drew.]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/212fafee393dd3d2513b13aaa35b48c8/tumblr_n4sxbwbjAp1tvlp0no4_250.gif

[Black Dagger]

Drew is very cretinous, I agree.

[Black Dagger]

Oh this attractive chap is doing my head in. He keeps flopping and putting my lovely Stockportian off.

[Novo]

He is the worst one, has about 40 favourites so one was bound to make the final, its disgusting Lucas

[Black Dagger]

And here is me championing people who are lucky to make it to R3. It's hard y'know.

[Drew.]

**** off :joker: you're sig is filled with about 10 different players during every GS and changes throughout. I've had the same couple of favourites for ages.

[Novo]

Thank god I still have my Petra left

[Black Dagger]

And thank god I still have...

oh nvm.

[MTVN]

Yes you could do with backing some better players Lucas, like what on earth is big fat Taylor doing in your sig

[Novo]

She is your Petra as well Lucas, she is everyone's Petra who believes in a better tennis world.. A tennis world without the Genie Army

[Black Dagger]

I sort of took to her when she did her dance at Roland Garros and then Murray endorsed her. Oops.

[Black Dagger]

This bellend needs to stop trying to undo Naomi's hard work.

[Drew.]

Aren't you getting Petra and Petko mixed up

[Jamie585]

I had to miss the semi final.. Just seen Genie got through :D :D :D :dance: :dance:

[Black Dagger]

2nd set :dance:

[Novo]

No I am talking about the person who is going to take your little bint to the cleaners at the weekend

[Drew.]

Not you you idiot

[Drew.]

I've never seen Petra dancing

[Black Dagger]

Townsend you silly sod.

[Novo]

You Grade A Moron

[MTVN]

Bloody hell

[Black Dagger]

This guy's floppiness has rubbed off on our Stockport goddess. What a disaster.

[Novo]

Slap a ban on Drew please Matt after that sillyness, make it last til Monday as well

[Black Dagger]

I'd rather his meltdown after Petra wins the title tbh.

[Drew.]

Slap a ban on Drew please Matt after that sillyness, make it last til Monday as well

What are you on about now, Lucas was getting Petko and Petra confused. I had to correct the poor guy.

[MTVN]

Boy oh boy

[Black Dagger]

I was replying to Matthew, you bad knob.

[Drew.]

Get back to the WWE thread you clueless bint

[Black Dagger]

Says the one who can't ****ing read!!!

[Novo]

Leave wwe out of this or else I will be getting Josy to close that vacant F1 thread

[Drew.]

You don't belong in here, only Genie and Petra fans allowed. Bugger off.

[Black Dagger]

I'm Petra's biggest fan.

[Marc]

Calm down calm down

[Jamie585]

What happened to Halep then?

[King Gizzard]

Don't like either Bouchard or Kvitovjvndnana

That was one hell of a match just now on bbc2

[Black Dagger]

I love Naomi so much :love:

[King Gizzard]

If I could be bothered to go find the weird crush thread I'd put her in it

[Drew.]

She is one of the better looking tennis players

http://i.imgur.com/QoPmEIg.png

[Jords]

Disappointed for Simona but Genie for Wimbledon champ!

[Marc]

No boobs Naomi

[Jemal]

Time for grigor to absoutely smash Novak

[Iceman]

Here for grigor tbh

[Iceman]

:(

[Iceman]

Gonna be over quick at this rate

[Iceman]

Yes he broke him

[Jemal]

Yes dimi!
Great break

[Iceman]

Much better now

[Jemal]

Baby fed has just replaced king rafa as my number 1 player.
WHat a ****ing talent

[Iceman]

Double break....yes

[Black Dagger]

Grigor would be welcome in the final. It's good for the ATP that is for sure.

Roanic however will hopefully be nowhere near.

[Iceman]

1-1 in sets

[Jamie585]

Just tuned in to see them at 1 set all! Yes Grigor

[Iceman]

What a point

[Iceman]

The **** is this

[Jamie585]

Did he just do the splits?

[Iceman]

Just had a look at his twitter...nothing new with the splits lol

[Jamie585]

This is a tighter match than I thought it would be!!

[Iceman]

Fack

[Iceman]

Two guys just having a lie down

[Iceman]

This is a great match

[michael21]

Two guys just having a lie down

Bouchard hti win tomorrow that my tip of the year :dance::dance::dance:

[Iceman]

More grannies collapsing

[michael21]

More grannies collapsing

ffs

[Iceman]

Tiebreak

[Iceman]

So much slipping

[Iceman]

4-3 to novac

[Shaun]

:worry: come on grigor

[Iceman]

6-2 my mistake

[Shaun]

never mind :'(

[Iceman]

3rd set to novak

[Jamie585]

Grigor :(

[Iceman]

Not over yet...keep the faith.

[Jamie585]

He crumbled in the tiebreak there! Hoping he can hold his nerve to at least take it to a 5th set!