Ladies & Gentlegays, who of the England squad gets your, uh, support?

[Shaun]

or, in more blunt terms, if you had to bang one of them who would it be?

http://e2.365dm.com/14/03/16-9/20/world-cup-squad-england_3095719.jpg?20140306131547

[Locke.]

Drew go and find pictures of every single England wag and start a counter thread immediately

[Drew.]

We'll leave you and Lucas to it

[Niamh.]

:think: Andy Carroll, I don't know who the guy second in top row is but he looks alright as well

[Shaun]

not drew escaping before he lets his feelings for jagielka slip

[Drew.]

:think: Andy Carroll, I don't know who the guy second in top row is but he looks alright as well

You wouldn't survive

[Shaun]

the only sensible options tbh

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/235000/34235.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_e9TPuPSjKw/UoZWN7JlnaI/AAAAAAAB6qA/zRL71HuXfaM/s1600/jay+rodriguez.jpg

[Niamh.]

Is that not Andy Carroll, middle row, second last on the right? :laugh:

[Shaun]

i've found an inaccurate picture ok :fist: the telegraph must've thought he'd somehow make it into the squad

[Locke.]

Is that not Andy Carroll, middle row, second last on the left? :laugh:

Take your eyes one spot further to the right and your man is there

[MTVN]

How can you resist this man

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/05/11/Hodgson2.jpg

[Ninastar]

rooney :love:

[Black Dagger]

Cahil and Jagielka double team thanks.

Hart can join in the at the end.

Then if I'm still in the mood, Lallana and Gerrard can make an appearance.

[MTVN]

Take it easy Lucas

[Shaun]

yes keep it pre-watershed please

[Smithy]

rooney :love:

What kind of freaky ass shrek fetish

[Ninastar]

What kind of freaky ass shrek fetish

Lmfao bitch I'm kidding

My heart belongs with boobies, it's a sad day when you realise none of the footballers do anything for you anymore

Although I would marry Gerrard but that's more cause he is lovely

[Natalie.]

Foster,Baines,Gerrard,Lallana and Rooney are all nice :flutter:

[Iceman]

the only sensible options tbh

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/235000/34235.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_e9TPuPSjKw/UoZWN7JlnaI/AAAAAAAB6qA/zRL71HuXfaM/s1600/jay+rodriguez.jpg

:worship:

[Brother Leon]

Lmfao bitch I'm kidding

My heart belongs with boobies, it's a sad day when you realise none of the footballers do anything for you anymore

Although I would marry Gerrard but that's more cause he is lovely

Make sure the wedding has lots of Phil Collins songs or he might punch you :(

[alex_front2]

England imo are actually the best looking overall squad in 2014 (Switzerland, Belgium, Ivory Coast and Spain are hot too).

Other US sites have listed plenty of England stars as the best looking players to watch out for e.g.

http://secretliveschi.com/2014/06/05/hottest-soccer-players-2014-world-cup-football/

My top 10 are

1 Glen Johnson - as soon as he ditched those corn rows he became a bone fide sex god

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/377000/620x/52e1634d98d27_johnson3.jpg

http://assets2.lfcimages.com/uploads/6024__0317__johnson263_51fe42179e9d3245165895.jpg

2 Luke Shaw - His looks have improved to such a shocking extent he looks like a different person within the last 18 months as he's blossomed to manhood. It was summed up in another forum: "I've never seen a guy go from looking like Peter Beardsley's ugly spotty teenage son to gorgeous hunk".

http://sherlock-im-the-smart-one.tumblr.com/post/86410741344/luke-shaw-being-cute-for-carljenkinsun

Is he really just 18? looks about 24. Harry Styles and the 1D chipmunks are all older than him? WTF?!?!

Has Luke Shaw had surgery? He never used to look good. He would have topped my list if it wasn't for the fact I am 100% convinced he's had some sort of cosmetic surgery/ procedure. There is something going on.

He's gone from this spotty awkward looking guy:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01564/luke_1564724a.jpg

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1583274.ece/alternates/s615/image-5-for-sport-18-12-11-gallery-695059727.jpg

http://www.thefa.com/~/media/images/thefa/website/pillars/england/englandu16/2011/luke-shaw.ashx?as=1&db=web&h=349&thn=0&w=620&c=gallery

to this hottness

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/16s62luke-454645.jpg

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/cms_images/player/luke-shaw-england-u21s-moldova148-1386635_478x359.jpg

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/770000/620x/Luke_Shaw_Southampton-368187.jpg

He's even made it on to hottest footballers in 2014 World Cup lists:

http://secretliveschi.com/2014/06/05/hottest-soccer-players-2014-world-cup-football/

3 Jack Wilshere - he has a naughty glint in his eyes and I love the way he runs on pitch

https://media.zenfs.com/en_GB/Sports/Eurosport/1105191-17511774-640-360.jpg

http://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20140421&t=2&i=890448358&w=580&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=CBREA3K09BK00

4 Frank Lampard - intelligent, a classic, nice chunky legs and the most age appropriate for me

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Frank+Lampard+England+v+Moldova+FIFA+2014+vZp3Q6wd WEYl.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/03/article-2647562-1E70AAF800000578-486_634x429.jpg

5 Phil Jagielka and Daniel Sturridge = tie

Jagielka at his hottest

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/9/8/1283976191793/Phil-Jagielka-of-England--006.jpg

http://www.thefa.com/~/media/images/thefaportal/pillars/england/2014/peru/training/jagielka-smile.ashx

Sturridge at his hottest

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Daniel+Sturridge+England+v+Denmark+HpzgeKSsiQVl.jp g


http://images.football365.com/13/05/800x600/Fulham-v-Liverpool-Daniel-Sturridge-pa_2943460.jpg

6 Adam Lallana - he looks sweet and sexy a rare combo AND i love love love his hair cut and stubble combo

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9052681.ece/alternates/w620/06-Davis-Lallana-afpgt.jpg

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/e1/pd/28600705001/28600705001_3286500985001_vs-5314bfc4e4b0d7f55ea7b886-1083021587001.jpg?pubId=28600705001

Can't believe he used to look like this:

http://theboleyninheritance.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/010280886970800.jpg?w=774


Gary Cahill,James Milner, Rickie Lambert and Joe Hart are hot, too

http://cdn5.celebrityhairstylez.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Gary-Cahill-Hairstyles3.jpg

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/James+Milner+Denmark+v+England+International+CV7IS H1G6Btl.jpg

http://www.thefa.com/sitecore/shell//~/media/images/thefaportal/pillars/england/2013/scotland/live/rickie-lambert-scotland-620.ashx

http://www.shoot.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/OFS_Ukr_Eng_100913_068-1.jpg

Welbeck is good looking but looks far too much like my younger brother 'back in the day' for me to find actually hot

In fact Rooney is the only one who isn't remotely attractive and even he has a big gay following.

Southampton easily had the best looking PL squad of all time last season hands down.

[Ninastar]

Make sure the wedding has lots of Phil Collins songs or he might punch you :(

he aint like that bro xo

[Shaun]

Jay Rodriguez would be a shoe-in for a cheeky handie-jay if he were in the squad too.

[alex_front2]

Jay Rodriguez would be a shoe-in for a cheeky handie-jay if he were in the squad too.

JR is stunning. Just imagine being a female/ gay employee at Southampton last season. I swear they only picked players last season according to looks :joker:

[Shaun]

:laugh: even Dani Osvaldo had a khal-ish charm

[alex_front2]

I forgot to add Josh Henderson

[Natalie.]

Where's the Rooney love

[AnnieK]

Gerrard is an arse

I struggle to find any players from othe PL clubs attractive due to my immense displeasure that the United team is just about the worst looking in the league :sad:

[alex_front2]

http://www.rydens.surrey.sch.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1045%3Ares-world-cup-hero&catid=36%3Ageneral-school-news&Itemid=535

http://www.rydens.surrey.sch.uk/images/stories/news/2013-2014/Luke/Luke%202014.jpeg

Becks and Luke Shaw - weirdly they could pass for father and son.

[Glenn.]

the only sensible options tbh

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/235000/34235.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_e9TPuPSjKw/UoZWN7JlnaI/AAAAAAAB6qA/zRL71HuXfaM/s1600/jay+rodriguez.jpg

:flutter:

[alex_front2]

Please post the bodyshot Luke sent to Playboy model.

[lily.]

Stevie Gerrard <3

Although, that Arsenal lad is FaF too..

[alex_front2]

Stevie Gerrard <3

Although, that Arsenal lad is FaF too..

Which one:

'The Ox'

http://www.thefa.com/~/media/images/thefaportal/pillars/england/2013/republic-of-ireland/alex-oxlade-close.ashx

OR

Jack Wilshere

http://www.thefa.com/~/media/images/thefaportal/pillars/england/2013/montenegro-poland/jack-wilshere-trn.ashx?as=1&db=web&h=349&thn=0&w=620&c=gallery

[smudgie]

Strewth I wouldn't let any one of them near our dog...and she has been dead two years.:laugh:

[alex_front2]

Strewth I wouldn't let any one of them near our dog...and she has been dead two years.:laugh:


Oh please, you want a bit of the Lallana :joker:

[lily.]

Which one:
'The Ox'
OR
Jack Wilshere

Jack <3

I actually just noticed this at the top of the poll: View Poll Results: YOU MUST SHAG AT LEAST ONE :laugh2: