Women

[Jay]

Lol i always thought women were from another planet and you just confirmed that :thumbs:

[Siouxsie]

your from a Mars bar

[Jay]

Were from Earth, your from Venus like you said

[Siouxsie]

devil:devil:women

[Jay]

:rolleyes: too many ciders :joker:

[Siouxsie]

not enough :rolleyes::joker:

[Jay]

Bet your gutted with no vodka :hugesmile:

[Diablo]

No vodka here either.. :mad:


Diablo wants cocktails... NOW!!

lol

[Siouxsie]

i am cant take it omg I cant sleep without it

[Jay]

Lol

We all want things that we can't have at the moment :tongue:

[Siouxsie]

like what cant you have (Is it me is it me hahahaahah)

[Jay]

:conf: no lol

I can't say :rolleyes::hugesmile:

[Diablo]

go on say!! say say say!!!

lol

[Siouxsie]

sex:conf:

[Jay]

Originally posted by scooby
sex:conf:

:wink::shocked: how did you guess

[Diablo]

:dance:

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by jamie2cool
Originally posted by scooby
sex:conf:

:wink::shocked: how did you guess

well go out and get it it wont happen while your sitting on the comp every night :blush:

[Diablo]

LOL

[Jay]

Originally posted by scooby
Originally posted by jamie2cool
Originally posted by scooby
sex:conf:

:wink::shocked: how did you guess

well go out and get it it wont happen while your sitting on the comp every night :blush:

You got me confused with yourself there :laugh:

[Siouxsie]

eh?

[Jay]

Originally posted by scooby
eh?

It's not hard

[Siouxsie]

what your P----?

[Jay]

Huh? what you on bout?

[Diablo]

Oo-er.. lol

[Jay]

Originally posted by Diablo
Oo-er.. lol

Shes got the hump :dance:

[Diablo]

Why?

:puzzled:


ah well :thumbs:

[Siouxsie]

no jamie you said it wasnt hard lol
:blush: your willie? i was thinking about
lol

[Jay]

what? why would i mention that

[Diablo]

:hugesmile::colour:

[Diablo]

think it was a joke jamie.... you are sloooow!!!

lol

[Dan_]

Woah woah get your mind out of the gutter lol.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by jamie2cool
what? why would i mention that

because we were on about sex something you cant get at the min ???

[Jay]

I can get it, i meant right this minute i couldnt get it cos use two were on bout not getting vodka.

[Diablo]

PMSL!!


:thumbs:

[Diablo]

LOL madness!!!

so if you can get it you don't have to want what you can't have?

does that make sense?

lol

[Jay]

Originally posted by Diablo
LOL madness!!!

so if you can get it you don't have to want what you can't have?

does that make sense?

lol

Lol not really

[Diablo]

my brains still frazzled from work i guess.

:rolleyes:

[Jay]

But i meant not this minute as its late and im going to bed soon, i think someone likes arguements thats all

[Diablo]

i'm not arguing?? :puzzled:

[Jay]

Not you lol

[Diablo]

phew...

:bigsmile:

[Jay]

So how are you anyway :eureka:

[Diablo]

i'm okely dokely. :xyxwave:

glad works over.. my next day off aint til weds though :bored:

**i can hear the sympathectic violins now**

lol :wink:

[Jay]

Lmao

The hankerchiefs are coming out :bawling:

[Diablo]

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing:

So, random question time.. you got any tattoos/piercings?

[Jay]

I got 2 piercings and no tattoo's you?

[Diablo]

I have a tattoo on my wrist and another on my lower back.. I've got 3 piercings in each ear, my belly button pierced and a pierced nipple :blush2:

Where are your piercings?

[Dan_]

I have one piereced ear and I was going to get my eyebrow pierced but decided against it in the end.

[Jay]

Both in my ear but am getting my nipple pierced on my birthday at the end of the month.

[Legend]

Oh i don't do piercings me, never would. Despite people saying they look 'cool', they've just never tickled my fancy. :spin2:

[Diablo]

it's sore BTW.. getting it done is fine, but afterwards it throbs like *****!!

lol

[Jay]

Lol ohwell, ill just take the pain lol

[Diablo]

Think a tatoo would look cool on you! :eureka:

[Jay]

I do want a tatoo, just never got round to ever going to have one done.

[Diablo]

people think they are sore, but mine weren't bad.. depends where you get it..

but if you do get one make sure you really do want it cos its permanent!"

(and don't get someones name) :nono:

[Legend]

Originally posted by Diablo
people think they are sore, but mine weren't bad.. depends where you get it..

but if you do get one make sure you really do want it cos its permanent!"

(and don't get someones name) :nono:

The only name i would get is my mums, i wouldn't even get my wifes. I would get my kids too yeah.

Never would get a partner's though.

[Jay]

:nono: Nah i won't, im not that committed to someone yet lol

The pain don't really bother me because i no it won't last for long.

[Diablo]

I was actually thinking about getting my boyfriends name done.. but then i thought i'd better not. lol

[Diablo]

Originally posted by jamie2cool
:nono: Nah i won't, Im not that committed to someone yet lol

The pain don't really bother me because i no it won't last for long.

Some tattoos take hours.. but you get used to the feeling after about 5 minutes.

I love tatoos. :dazzler:

[Jay]

Lol aswell i don't no what to have

[Diablo]

You can always design your own..

I'm trying to design my next one now.

[Jay]

Nah i can't be bothered to design my own lol

[Diablo]

tut tut... lazy boy!!

get this then >>>>> :flower:


lol

[Jay]

Yes and that won't make me look gay lol :laugh:

[Diablo]

PMSL.... I thought you were....????


Jus kidding btw!!! :thumbs:

[Jay]

Lol i no you are, and nah im not gay lol

[Diablo]

yeah as straight as a horse shoe, i know. lol :blush:

[Jay]

Lol, what tatoo's have you got?

[Diablo]

kinda hard to describe.. the one on my wrist i designed myself, its a wavy, loopy pattern with purple flowers. (purple is my favourite colour) its quite small and subtle though but it looks nice.

the one on my back is a celtic style ring thing with flowers weaved through it. its actually quite big. I didn't design that, I chose it from the book in the tatoo studio.

[Jay]

oh right fair anough :wink:

[Diablo]

well, thats it for me tonight.. time to get in beside the man of the house.. LOL..

byeeeee...

:sleep:

[Dan_]

Are there tattoos that celebs have that people like? The wrestler Randy Orton has this one which I might get myself.

http://www.angelfire.com/me4/wrestlertattoos/images/randy_orton4.jpg

[Jay]

Night Diablo :xyxwave:

Yeah i would like something like that Dan

[Diablo]

Oi Jamie!

Forgot to say, I saw your myspace earlier and I did a friend request. :thumbs:

[Jay]

Oi back at you :laugh:

i accepted you

[Diablo]

:hello:

[Diablo]

I'm gonna change my page though..

[Jay]

Why whats wrong with it?

[Diablo]

Smeggy says its too difficult to read cos it's got red text. I've had it that way since the beginning.

do you like it??

[Jay]

Yeah i thought it looked alright, nothing wrong with it :conf:

[Diablo]

smeggs needs to go to specsavers!!

:joker:

[Jay]

Haha, im bored :sad:

[Diablo]

I'll be leaving for work in about half an hour.. :bawling::bawling::bored:

[Jay]

awww shame :hugesmile:

Ill just watch neighbours

[Diablo]

Originally posted by jamie2cool


Ill just watch neighbours

Aww... shame!! lol

[Jay]

Neighbours is good :dance:

[Diablo]

:nono: neighbours is p*sh

[Jay]

Lol i havent watched it for about a week was supposed to be playing pool but i overslept :rolleyes:

[Diablo]

lazy bones..!

I'm just letting diablo wander for a bit. she's a wee menace! :rolleyes:

[Diablo]

anyway.. i better get organised.. cheerio!!:wavey:

[Jay]

:shocked: run lizard on the loose :laugh:

[Diablo]

LOL :dog:


Seeya!

[Jay]

Bye have fun :tongue:

[Siouxsie]

Morning all you women out there (and well er erm of course Jamie):thumbs::devil:

[tropical_sunset]

Men would be lost without a good women! :love:

[Siouxsie]

I would be lost without a man or men :joker:

[Diablo]

If it wasn't for men, I wouldnt be getting married. LOL

[Jay]

Oh wow i forgot bout this thread :bigsmile:

[Diablo]

Its my turn to be bored, I've been looking for threads I can reply to..

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I am sooo bored

[Diablo]

join the club :bored:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

everyone must be in bed

[Diablo]

Yep, I'm not tired though.

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I'm tired but reluctant to go to bed. are we the only people on here or something

[Jay]

Im awake :wavey:

[Diablo]

what you been doing today guys? What youz doing tomorrow?

TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm soooooooooo bored.. :bawling:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

do you know what celeb will be on x factor? I hope its someone good I didnt know who tony bennet was!

[Diablo]

Bjorn from Abba this weekend. Shouild be a good show with them singing abba songs! :colour:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I wonder what song they will give everyone

[Jay]

Well people like Ben, Ashley and Leona will have to make it their own.

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I actally find Robert really annoying

[Diablo]

I'm glad Kerry & Dionne got the boot. Hopefully Robert will go next cos he just annoys me.

[Diablo]

Originally posted by LittleMissLizzy85
I actally find Robert really annoying



:thumbs:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

hey great minds must think alike :thumbs: yeah robert has to go hes so full of it

[Jay]

:hugesmile:I like Robert

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I cant remember all the contestents left now...

[Diablo]

Robert, when he gets a compliment he goes..

fankoo fankoo fankoo fankoo fankoo fankoo..


Simon is right he acts desperate. I think he's a wally!

[Diablo]

Originally posted by LittleMissLizzy85
I cant remember all the contestents left now...


Leona, Ray, Nikitta, Ashley

McDonald Brothers, Eton Road

Robert & Ben

[Jay]

Ben will win :wink:

[Diablo]

Probably. He's good and i'd probably buy his CD (if it's not full of covers) but there's something about him I don't like

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I find him really endearing, he seems a sweet guy. I love his voice, I think its likely he will win but I can see Ray winning due to the teen vote

[Jay]

Ray better not win, he's been rubbish but Nikitta needs to go next.

[LittleMissLizzy85]

yeah shes dull

[Diablo]

Robert out next!!!!

and then the McDonald brothers. I'm quite pleased for them them though cos they have been favourites to go ever since week 2

[Jay]

:colour:Wow someone actually agree's with me lol, on saturday she was dull, boring rubbish :rolleyes:

[Diablo]

I'm not a nikitta fan either, just want Robert to go next... the twerp!

[Jay]

Robert's good :thumbs:

[Diablo]

I'm not saying he's a bad singer, he is just sooo annoying.

[Jay]

Lol well it is a singing contest :dance:

[Diablo]

well annoying idiots won't get far with thier singing career if nobody likes them. LOL :joker:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

yeah but where are michelle mcmanus, steve brookstein and Heresay nowadays, the viewers always make the wrong decision!

[Jay]

Steve has a album out :sad:

[Diablo]

exactly..

Though Michelle McManus works on a popular Scottish radio station these days.

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Jay
Steve has a album out :sad:

no one excpt his family bought it though.. :laugh::joker:

[Jay]

Haha most probs, i liked him in the 1st series but he's just a one trick pony.

[LittleMissLizzy85]

then there were the rejects, Gareth Gates, Liberty X, Darius etc

[Diablo]

Liberty X are still going.. Not had a song out for a while but they're still together I think.

The bad news is... Gareth Gates is making a comeback... Eeek

[Jay]

I like Gareth

[Diablo]

I know, It shouldn't be allowed!!!

[Diablo]

You changed you post? lol

Gareth Gates comeback shouldn't be allowed!!

[LittleMissLizzy85]

oh nooo whats wrong with you man! :hugesmile:

[Jay]

Originally posted by Diablo
You changed you post? lol

Gareth Gates comeback shouldn't be allowed!!

Because i wanted to change it, i was gunna be a funny bugger but i chose not too :rolleyes:

[Diablo]

calm down.. :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Originally posted by Diablo
calm down.. :rolleyes:

lol i am :rolleyes:

[Diablo]

:hello:

[Jay]

:hello: im bored now lol

[Diablo]

aren't we all.......:bored::sad:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

no one else noticed pete's constent references to cherries then?

[Jay]

What shall we do :puzzled:

[Diablo]

who would win in a fight, Jodie Marsh or Jordan?

[LittleMissLizzy85]

JOrdan would win based on weight, she could use her breasts to pin Jodie

[Diablo]

LOL

:thumbs:

[Diablo]

I like Jordan but I think Jdie might win the fight.. :sad:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I think she's a bigger bitch so maybe...

[Diablo]

what about

Christina Aguilera V Britney Spears?

[Jay]

Originally posted by Diablo
who would win in a fight, Jodie Marsh or Jordan?

Dunno but i would pay to watch :tongue:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

Christina probably

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Diablo
who would win in a fight, Jodie Marsh or Jordan?

Dunno but i would pay to watch :tongue:


I bet you would!!! lol :laugh:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by LittleMissLizzy85
Christina probably

I think Christina Definitely! I don't like Britney

[LittleMissLizzy85]

I think I prefer her to Christina
she has gone a bit down hill though

[Jay]

Originally posted by Diablo
what about

Christina Aguilera V Britney Spears?

Christina :tongue:

[Diablo]

Britney cant even sing! If she was on X factor she wouldn't even get to the final

[LittleMissLizzy85]

well iI'm going to bed now so I'll say good night

[Diablo]

I'm heading to bed soon too.. seeya :wavey:

[Jay]

Night :thumbs:

[Ella]

Oh My God!
I remember this thread from like ages ago!
How random


Women rock!

[SiMoN!]

women make a big deal out of nufing

[Ella]

HA! Men do! Men can't keep there willys in there pants, and cheat on women and make them feel like ****

Plus most men think they're Gods gift!

Grrr MEN!! :devil: ARE SMELLY!

[Jay]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
HA! Men do! Men can't keep there willys in there pants, and cheat on women and make them feel like ****

Plus most men think they're Gods gift!

Grrr MEN!! :devil: ARE SMELLY!

Crums Ella got it all of your chest now lol

[Ella]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
HA! Men do! Men can't keep there willys in there pants, and cheat on women and make them feel like ****

Plus most men think they're Gods gift!

Grrr MEN!! :devil: ARE SMELLY!

Crums Ella got it all of your chest now lol

LOL!!
And! Women that flrit with other peoles boyfriends when they know they are with some one are dirty desperate *****bags!
And men that lie about everything need to get a life the sad losers AND!..Ummm yeah thats about it lol

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Diablo
what about

Christina Aguilera V Britney Spears?

obviously Christina!!:bouncy:

[Sophii3x]

What about a fight between

Charlotte Church and Cheryl Cole :laugh:

[Diablo]

Cheryl Cole

[Ella]

I reckon Charlotte Church she's fiesty!!

What about......
Lilly Allen and Cherly Cole!

[Sophii3x]

hmm i'd say Lily!

[Lauren]

Cheryl Cole :hugesmile:

But it would be close! Lily is fiesty but not have the ermmm... power behind it? LOL godknows.

[Diablo]

I thik Lily might edge it..

[Ella]

Lily would be all mouth i reckon, Cherly seems a lot more feisty!

[Diablo]

LOL maybe, and Cheryl has been charged with assault before.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lily would be all mouth i reckon, Cherly seems a lot more feisty!

Aye, my thinking exactly :thumbs: LOL