CH5HD Big Brother Discussion 10PM Mon 16/6/14

[Daniel.]

Matthew is hot

[GypsyGoth]

Mark normally wears stuff like that anyway :shrug:

[reece(:]

I'm beginning to think it's Marlon too :suspect:
dem tea leaves.

[Saph]

Ash is such a twat!

weren't you stanning for him like 20 mins ago?

[Gstar]

ugh why can't Toya allign herself with these two

[Jords]

Kim and Ashleigh get away from Toya ah

[lily.]

Really? It's a f..king education knowing you, lily.

haha... I'm a font of useless knowledge.

[jackc1806]

Mark normally wears stuff like that anyway :shrug:

Let's be honest

[zakman440]

No Ashleigh, do not join the bitch clique.

[Marc]

Ashleigh nooooo

[Me. I Am Salman]

Emile Sande :laugh2: (I think tv catchup is kinda behind)

[Livia]

Mark normally wears stuff like that anyway :shrug:

In fact, that's dressing down for him, isn't it.

[hijaxers]

What am I watching

Its a cow on a crutch

[smeagol]

shes not a piece of meat. well keep your clothes on love

[jackc1806]

I'm nevvaaaa fuchhhhhin cuchinnnn agen

[Marc]

Imagine if Mark won :umm2:

[Saph]

Emile Sande :laugh2: (I think tv catchup is kinda behind)

:joker:

[Shaun]

shes not a piece of meat. well keep your clothes on love

you're one of those who thinks girls who wear short skirts are "asking for it", aren't you

[Vanessa]

weren't you stanning for him like 20 mins ago?

Ash? Are you serious? Never! D:

[GypsyGoth]

This ep has turned out to be good fun.

In fact, that's dressing down for him, isn't it.

:laugh2:

[jackc1806]

you're one of those who thinks girls who wear short skirts are "asking for it", aren't you

it's like a daily mail headline

[Adamw92]

Imagine if Mark won :umm2:

Please. NO. I couldn't handle it :laugh: I can't stand the thought of another 2 weeks of him, let alone the full 10 weeks.

[Brother Leon]

you're one of those who thinks girls who wear short skirts are "asking for it", aren't you

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg

[lily.]

http://media.giphy.com/media/JIKDJSRJS2fo4/giphy.gif

[reece(:]

Please. NO. I couldn't handle it :laugh: I can't stand the thought of another 2 weeks of him, let alone the full 10 weeks.
He'll be there as long as Ashleigh BB13 was, I think the public react the same way to these housemates. Mild like/dislike for both but CBA to vote them out.

[GypsyGoth]

Imagine if Mark won :umm2:

:laugh:

I could see him making the final.

[zakman440]

Viacom getting dat promo.

[Amy Jade]

Geordie Shore advert :love:

[smeagol]

you're one of those who thinks girls who wear short skirts are "asking for it", aren't you

no. but if your going to wear nothing you cant expect people not to look

[jackc1806]

Geordie Shore advert :love:

:worship:

[Shaun]

are they seriously promoting Geordie Shore with a cum-face gimmick

actually why am I surprised

[Livia]

http://media.giphy.com/media/JIKDJSRJS2fo4/giphy.gif

LOL... now that one I wouldn't drop kick.

[Jords]

are they seriously promoting Geordie Shore with a cum-face gimmick

actually why am I surprised

its so bad

[GypsyGoth]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg

:laugh2:

[jackc1806]

OMG did she put coke in that baby's bottle?

[Adamw92]

He'll be there as long as Ashleigh BB13 was, I think the public react the same way to these housemates. Mild like/dislike for both but CBA to vote them out.

I will end up tuning out if I have to listen to him for another 8 weeks is it now?

[zakman440]

Winstons attempting to get airtime.

[Jake.]

He'll be there as long as Ashleigh BB13 was, I think the public react the same way to these housemates. Mild like/dislike for both but CBA to vote them out.

Just remembered Ashleigh clinging on to the series like an STD

[Shaun]

some barman he is

[Jemal]

What a great guy

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh:

I could see him making the final.

I've yet to see him make his bed.

[Amy Jade]

no. but if your going to wear nothing you cant expect people not to look

He's not just looking he is being crude and she isnt naked in the house.

[Marc]

Kimberley what.

[Jords]

hahaha Kim is reminding me of Angela from The Office US right now :joker: :joker:

[Saph]

Kims so dull

[Marc]

She's a playboy bunny isn't she? Lol

[smeagol]

kim fancies him

[reece(:]

Kimmie is going into full scalping mode

[Jordan.]

Kim better fume

[GypsyGoth]

Marlon is in for it now :laugh:

[Firewire]

kim clocking marlon

[Jake.]

That's the Kim I've been waiting for

[Cal.]

Kimberly is sass.

[Firewire]

go for it kim!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

You tell him Kim!!!!

[Cal.]

Get your tits out kim.

[Saph]

Kims so dull

I take this back

[Marc]

I hate when beautiful women complain

[reece(:]

Kimmie preaching straight from the Bible

[GypsyGoth]

I'm glad Kim took him aside to tell him.

[Kazanne]

Lets hope she tells Ash too

[smudgie]

She does have a point.

[Adamw92]

I take this back

That was quick :joker:

[Marc]

I take this back

Stupid slutbucket Saph

[Shaun]

clap-emoticon-we-should-have-added-years-ago.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Now we know what a liar Marlon is.

[smudgie]

Lets hope she tells Ash too

Yes, he was even worse.

[GypsyGoth]

Marlon, it's being recorded!!!

[smeagol]

He's not just looking he is being crude and she isnt naked in the house.

tell me she doesnt want to be treated like a piece of meat when she has her tits out after bb in the mags. give me a break the holey than now arritude of this woman is pathetic.
she goes to the playboy mansion. marlon is nothign compared to what she gets

[Jords]

I dont want them to fall out!!

[Shaun]

74%? Ouch.

[Saph]

Stupid slutbucket Saph

all this bullying :bawling:

[Gstar]

yaas, public are getting smarter

[Marc]

all this bullying :bawling:

:laugh:

[reece(:]

clap-emoticon-we-should-have-added-years-ago.gif
http://i.minus.com/ibbsyIwtuF2A38.gif

[Gstar]

When is Chris getting revealed?

[Marc]

Rofl this is brilliant. Chris is spot on

[Brother Leon]

"He's not talking to me..I don't trust him"

Poor Kim just wants the D..

[Jemal]

Lol chris good point

[Johnnyuk123]

Spot on Chris!!! LOL

[Jords]

Chris nailed it!!!!!!!!!!

[Adamw92]

When is Chris getting revealed?

If they reveal it, it'll probably be on Friday.

[Livia]

Wow... Chris summing up Ash in a sentence!

[Shaun]

chris :lovedup: I'm getting totes Varys vibes here.

[Marc]

:joker: this power trip <3

[smudgie]

No waY should power housemate be revealed.

[Brother Leon]

Chris :joker:

[Marc]

***** Helen!!

[smeagol]

Best buddy chums lol

[Kazanne]

Loving Chris,lol,lol he is spot on

[Marc]

Say no!!

[Saph]

I hope fagAsh goes on friday

[Adamw92]

Wow, this has been on for like 43 minutes...and exactly what has happened?!

[Scream]

I hope fagAsh goes on friday

fagash breath tulisa

[GypsyGoth]

Say no!!

:laugh:

[Marc]

When did this happen though? Seriously

[reece(:]

uh oh chickengate part II

[Gstar]

he should have said no

[Jake.]

#keepjaleaway

[Firewire]

yerave

[Shaun]

oh wow. Mark being the one to disrupt her kitchen gestapo :o :worship:

[Livia]

Yeah trust Pauline and eat out of date chicken. Do it. Do it now.

[Marc]

I hate him so much lol

[massivebbukfan]

Pauline is so controlling!

[Jords]

I cant talk I cant I talk

...I ****ing wish.

[zakman440]

Mark has seen the light :worship:

[MB.]

http://mirgif.com/multki/mulan_11.gif

Out of date tea spilling

[smeagol]

mark has the painters in

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL @ Mark

[Marc]

CUT OFF HER HEAD and cook it

[Saph]

Steven is Mutha Ps new son now

[Marc]

You are thick tho

[Livia]

But mark IS thick as pig sh1t.

[Amy Jade]

Mark is only acting like this because Pauline is hated

[reece(:]

"hate people speaking to me like im thick as pig****" ~ Mark speaks in said tone

[Jake.]

Me watching the drama http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_12.gif

[Kazanne]

lol,lol,lol lol Mark IS so funny though the way he talks,I'm liking him

[Shaun]

mark to grab his £5k suitcase and club her pls

[esoteric]

Who relaxes by spraying an ozone layer full of hair spray

[MB.]

CUT OFF HER HEAD and cook it

Well that escalated quickly.

[Marc]

StupidHoe knows her sh**

[smeagol]

wheres christpher not seen him

[Vanessa]

Mark is such a twat. Can't stand him.

[iRyan]

Mark is only doing this because he knows Pauline is hated by the public

[Marc]

Toya I hate you. Bye

[Jords]

Toya's gob getting on my nerves

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahhaa @ Toya

[zakman440]

They really are ****ing bullying Jale.

[Marc]

Cassandra is actually not annoying at all

[Firewire]

where the **** did the toya hate come from?

[Jake.]

Urgh, was actually enjoying tonights show but now Helen's about to be featured

[smeagol]

helen being her usual disgusting self. why doesnt anyone tell her stop it

[esoteric]

Ash and Helen..ugh gross pair

[smudgie]

How does Mark not understand the concept of freezing food?

[reece(:]

Toya :joker:

[Jake.]

It's bullying, don't even care

[Marc]

Toya's gob getting on my nerves

This series has so many annoying accents lol

[Vanessa]

Mark is only doing this because he knows Pauline is hated by the public

I know. That's why he turned on her. At least Steven isn't like that.

[Firewire]

Urgh, was actually enjoying tonights show but now Helen's about to be featured

you have her until the final henny

[Braden]

I actually like Mark [/unpopularopinion]

[Livia]

where the **** did the toya hate come from?

It comes from her being an ignorant twat.

[Jemal]

Who is cassandra for the 70th time of asking..
Why is she in that advert

[lily.]

Wow, this has been on for like 43 minutes...and exactly what has happened?!

**** all

[Kazanne]

What grown man sits and giggles while a so called grown woman calls someone a slug,Ash and helen make a great pair

[Scream]

It comes from her being an ignorant twat.

:joker:

[smeagol]

more bully threads now. that word needs to be banned

[Saph]

you have her until the final henny

:love:

[Jake.]

you have her until the final henny

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_12.gif

[Saph]

more bully threads now. that word needs to be banned

where is the lie

[Kazanne]

I actually like Mark [/unpopularopinion]

:joker::joker:he is making me laugh more than any of them.

[Jake.]

more bully threads now. that word needs to be banned

So do your comments about Kim being a piece of meat, but hey ho

[Gstar]

get that promo jenny from the block

[MB.]

JLO getting that #63 hit promo

[Jords]

This series has so many annoying accents lol

too true Marc-y

Ill do a poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saph]

Jlo isnt the same anymore :/

[Johnnyuk123]

Seriously we all know that Pauline was revealed as the power housemate so it's only a matter of time before Chris is revealed. I hope that Helen apologizes to Jale and Pauline for that matter. If they kick off at Chris then i hope that he reminds them that no one kicked off when Pauline decided to put Jale up every week.Something which he has never done.

[Marc]

It's bullying, don't even care

You vile beast

[Jemal]

Jlo would get the d

Oh wait i take that back, i forgot im looking at her like a piece of meat when shes a thirst trap for a living.

[Amy Jade]

So do your comments about Kim being a piece of meat, but hey ho
preach

[reece(:]

more bully threads now. that word needs to be banned
Worse than ever before

[lily.]

That littering ad. :laugh:

[Livia]

Jlo would get the d

Oh wait i take that back, i forgot im looking at her like a piece of meat when shes a thirst trap for a living.

Avert your eyes Jemal.

[Gstar]

Jlo isnt the same anymore :/

2002-2003 R&B era J-lo >> Nelson Mandela, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth, Michelle Obama

[Marc]

Look at Ash having a good time.

[Amy Jade]

Kanye >>> Sigma

[reece(:]

Danni looks bored out of her skull

[Daniel.]

Imagine if Helen didn;t have tha pass though

[lily.]

Danielle's dancing is somethin' else.

[GypsyGoth]

Good to see them all having fun :love:

[MB.]

Can Catholic people dance tho

[smeagol]

So do your comments about Kim being a piece of meat, but hey ho


so do you

go get her mag when she leaves and see the piece of meat she doesnt want to be labelled as

inteligence is low around here so low and i spelt that wrong lol

[Daniel.]

It would be awful

[Saph]

2002-2003 R&B era J-lo >> Nelson Mandela, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth, Michelle Obama

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/other_preach_gif.gif?w=312&h=200

I still swear by the JLO album

[Jords]

Mark's shock gasp :laugh3:

ffs!

[Cal.]

Danielle's dancing. :laugh:

[Firewire]

toya is shocked

[Adamw92]

Toya :joker: love the hand gesture to match

[Shaun]

Kanye >>> Sigma

where are the lies

[Livia]

LMAO... Danielle has no coordination at all. When she danced it looks like she was listening to a totally different tune.

[smudgie]

:dance::laugh: hahaha best minute tonight so far.

[aman201]

lol.

[Amy Jade]

Why do they all look at it in shock a d then go 'I knew it!!'

[Jake.]

so do you

go get her mag when she leaves and see the piece of meat she doesnt want to be labelled as

inteligence is low around here so low and i spelt that wrong lol

That makes no sense http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_12.gif

[Livia]

Well... apparently they all knew it.

[lily.]

Love how upset they get about nominations... Do they not watch BB?

Ash's accent does my head in.

[Marc]

-rewinding to see the Danielle dancing-

[smeagol]

That makes no sense http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_12.gif

its not meant to:joker:

[reece(:]

Gutted but **** it

[Saph]

Chris will need a bomb shelter when he's revealed as the power HM

[Jake.]

-I knew it-

[Livia]

Love how upset they get about nominations... Do they not watch BB?

Ash's accent does my head in.

Mine too... but I have to admit he's very decorative.

[MB.]

That makes no sense http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_12.gif

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar65227_30.gif

[Kazanne]

I'm gutted but **** it,while going white as a sheet

[smudgie]

Surprised they have not come up with the theory that BB is doing the noms on the publics behalf.

[aman201]

Chris playing it.

[Livia]

Oooo Chris... you're good.

[reece(:]

Chris will need a bomb shelter when he's revealed as the power HM
cannot wait http://i.minus.com/ibbsyIwtuF2A38.gif

[Marc]

Danielle dumb bitch

[Johnnyuk123]

omg Helen.

[Livia]

God Helen is a skank...

[smeagol]

marlon is being bullied LOL

[aman201]

LOL, Slugsworth.

[Saph]

Slugsworth :laugh:

[Marc]

Helen I hate you so much

[Jords]

Helen is such a rude tramp

[Jordan.]

sooo childish

[aman201]

Helen is pure scum.

[Adamw92]

Helen is such a rude tramp

Pretty much this. There's no other way to describe her.

[Doogle]

The way they all laugh and try to tell Helen off but they secretly love it. They're all spineless *****

[Gstar]

FFS Jale, get up and CUSS HER

[GypsyGoth]

I'm glad Ash told her to stop it.

[Marc]

Danielle is growing on me. Expecting a massive downfall next week

[Jamesy]

Helen is really giving a bad name for all those prostitutes out there

[jackc1806]

****ing hate Helen

[smeagol]

no words can describe what i think of that slut hoe helen. people like that dont deserve to breath

[hijaxers]

helen really is a 1st class vile bitch

[reece(:]

Jale needs to scalp a little, come on woman

[Firewire]

omfg

[Johnnyuk123]

I wonder if Rooney did that?

[Livia]

And you're a saggy holed old slapper.

[Marc]

And now Ash won't win. Yay

[Jake.]

At the end of the day Helen shagged Wayne Rooney for £200 so who's really winning

[aman201]

Why's Marlon getting ****?!

LOL.

[Firewire]

Jale needs to scalp a little, come on woman

where's her backbone i need her to fight

[Jords]

They are all so wrapped up in theirselves, do realise Jale is up EVERY week :rolleyes:

I sorta like to see Ash go this week after seeing him behave like Helen's pussy.

[Firewire]

At the end of the day Helen shagged Wayne Rooney for £200 so who's really winning

helen because she's £200 up

[Shaun]

oh toya shut up :facepalm:

[Daniel.]

'slug with elaphent ears'

:laugh:

[Jords]

Helen not spiteful ha

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sonia LM MMMFMAO

[reece(:]

say something JALE

[Saph]

I wish Jale would just say something

[Adamw92]

I seriously want Jale to just blow up and have a full blown argument with that scabby little cow Helen.

[Livia]

'slug with elaphent ears'

:laugh:

I find it hard to think an adult would find that funny.

[Marc]

Jale would kill Helen in a fight. I can't wait to see Helen's blood

[Jake.]

helen because she's £200 up

Well no because it all was spent on her new face

[lily.]

Helen is really giving a bad name for all those prostitutes out there

lol

[smeagol]

toya sticking up for helen lol

scum. these people need wiping of the face of the earth. evil to the core

[Jords]

If you laugh at Helen's insults youre a bit of an idiot imo

[Amy Jade]

Helen is utterly disgusting but I am glad she is a finalist

[Kazanne]

'slug with elaphent ears'

:laugh:

as opposed to a ***** with a horse collar for a fanny:hehe:

[Brother Leon]

They don't show Kim plotting with Helen against Jale then..

[Firewire]

**** sake i wanted jale to stand up for herself

[smudgie]

I am not a violent person...but I could slap Helen around a bit in the name of mankind.:blush:

[lily.]

I find it hard to think an adult would find that funny.


Probably not an adult .. at least not emotionally.

[billy123]

helen because she's £200 upI thought it was £195 but Hugh cares :hehe:

[Shaun]

If you laugh at Helen's insults youre a bit of an idiot imo

.

[Daniel.]

OMFD my mum is going on about bullying ffs

[Doogle]

I don't blame Jale for not doing anything though, she witnessed that fight between Helen and Danielle. Helen is clearly too ruthless.

[lily.]

I am not a violent person...but I could slap Helen around a bit in the name of mankind.:blush:


I am a violent person and I think Jale deserves a medal for her restraint.