Mark reading tealeaves

[rubymoo]

Mark reading tea leaves and coming up with Marlon.....hahahahahahahaha:joker:

[JTM45]

I'm pretty sure 'real' people who read tea leaves don't just look for pictures in the leaves do they, like they're lying on their backs looking at clouds or something ? :huh:

[rubymoo]

It was so funny, I laughed my ass off!

[HBB1508]

It was very funny and Ashleigh and Pauline's "*****" in unison had me in hysterics!!

[Mick]

I was not really a fan of Mark but when he stormed out of the Kitchen last night it was for myself the funniest part of the series so far.

What I cannot workout.........His current taking a step back from Pauline is this a genuine reaction because he is now seeing her negative side or is it pure gamesmanship based on the crowds reaction to her.? What do other members think.?

[Cherie]

I was not really a fan of Mark but when he stormed out of the Kitchen last night it was for myself the funniest part of the series so far.

What I cannot workout.........His current taking a step back from Pauline is this a genuine reaction because he is now seeing her negative side or is it pure gamesmanship based on the crowds reaction to her.? What do other members think.?

A bit of both I think.

[Sophiee]

it was funny how they all thought it was so accurate :laugh:.

[Livia]

He bangs on about being psychic and spiritual when he's neither of those things. The tealeaves thing was almost as ridiculous as dressing him up like a seaside fortune teller and making him pretend he has the first idea about tarot cards. He's an idiot.

[BigSister]

That was one of the biggest fails ever ^_^

[Daffodil]

...but he did predict that Tamara was going :dazzler:

[Crimson Dynamo]

what i want to know is

how do they think it works?

how do the tealeaves organise themselves in such a way to show an Afro. is it physics, who is doing it?

[rubymoo]

The eyes will see what you want them to see:pipe:

[Daffodil]

The eyes will see what you want them to see:pipe:

Lottery numbers for tonight please!!! :laugh:

[rubymoo]

Lottery numbers for tonight please!!! :laugh:

I see 6 numbers.....can't make out what they are:pipe:

[fitz2k2]

wolfy talked to animals,n mark is reading tea leafs lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[RCW1945]

Livia @8 has it dead right. Mark is so thick i guess the tea leaves have more intelligence.

[Verbal]

Mark reading tea leaves and coming up with Marlon.....hahahahahahahaha:joker:

My nan used to read tea leaves and was bang on with quite a few things, which suprised quite a lot of people. The thing people failed to realise that makes it work, and why Mark is so bad at it, is that it involves cold reading. Which partly explains why Mark is so nosy, because that is what he is trying to do all the time. Bless him.

[erinp5]

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Four times Mark's psychic powers led him astray


By now, we're all well aware of Mark's mystical powers. With nothing but a cup, saucer, and some tea leaves, he can tell you the answer to any question you care to ask.

But since he's been in the House, his powers don't seem to have been at their peak. Here are four times Mark's psychic predictions have been wide of the, er, mark...

1. The time the tea leaves told him Marlon was the Secret Power Housemate



Mark saw a man with an afro and the letter "M" in the tea leaves, which led him - and Toya and Ashleigh - to conclude that Marlon was the Secret Power Housemate.

It was actually Chris.

2. The time a moth told him Ash was going to get evicted



According to Mark, a moth is an omen of death. Except in the Big Brother House, where it just represents eviction instead. When a moth landed on Ash's pillow, Mark concluded that meant he would be evicted that week.

It was actually Pauline.

3. The time Jale had a question about nominations



Gazing into the leaves from Jale's cup of tea, Mark declared that he could see the letter "J", and the shape of England and Northern Ireland.

Jale wouldn't tell him the question she had in mind, but when he asked if she'd had her answer? She just said "No." Oops.

4. The time the tea leaves told him Marlon was going to be evicted



Last week, eight housemates were up for eviction, and everyone was feeling understandably nervous. Mark read the tea leaves for Helen and Toya and saw the letters "MA" plus a face he was convinced was Marlon's.

It was actually Toya.

Better try really hard at this week's shopping task, Mark - seems like you need to invest in a better brand of tea leaves.

[Kazanne]

Ah.leave him alone,he's a lovely housemate,only one that's made me laugh out loud this series,even if he is ****e at reading tes leaves,lol

[smeagol]

more fakness from mr look at me. same as jale complete frauds.
total twat tryjg to con the gulliable public and behold it works lol