CH5HD Big Brother Discussion 10PM weds 18/6/14

[arista]

10PM tonight


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Yes You as well Lazy Lad

[Me. I Am Salman]

do a QOTD you lazy git

[Cal.]

Why is it dragging for the next eviction??

[arista]

on in a hour

[Marsh.]

Why is it dragging for the next eviction??

Because Pauline's still in the bath.

[Marsh.]

What is Jale so shocked about?

[Samm]

These Children :worry:
That is why I hate Kids

[armand.kay]

Watch my devil child while waiting for this shxt.

[arista]

What is Jale so shocked about?

who is next for Eviction

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD
now

[Cal.]

give me dis

[Adamw92]

Evening everyone :D

[Cal.]

shut up

[Gstar]

im here

[Johnnyuk123]

Hello everyone!:wavey:

[jackc1806]

Hey all

[reece(:]

More fireworks tonight :elephant:

[Saph]

I got home just in time :love:

[Cal.]

**** off home then.

lol

[Cal.]

Y do we need ****ing music?

[jackc1806]

What is this awful music

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[armand.kay]

what is this?
https://i.imgur.com/iNauadT.jpg

[Marsh.]

Pauline's now bitching TO Jale? :laugh:

[Ammi]

..:douf:..

[Vanessa]

Degrading? You're on Big Brother! :joker:

[armand.kay]

Pauline being nice to jale :/

[Cal.]

what is this?
https://i.imgur.com/iNauadT.jpg

:smug:

[Ammi]

what is this?
https://i.imgur.com/iNauadT.jpg

..:laugh:..

[Adamw92]

..:douf:..

Hi Ammi! :love:

[Jemal]

Jale is dreaming of being in paulines batch.
What a twat

[armand.kay]

The fact there is drama every episode :love:

[Marsh.]

Pauline's on some damage control.

[Ammi]

Hi Ammi! :love:

..Adam..:love:..I think it'll be a good show tonight..:amazed:..

[Headie]

Pauline being nice to jale :/

Tryna get those votes deflected from her :dazzler:

I so wish she could stay for at least another week, but at least we have Toya now a.k.a. Charley 2.0

[GypsyGoth]

It is strange the way Jale takes the news as if she owns it. Christopher also heard it, but he didn't make a big deal about it.

[Tregard]

"Chris is nearly a functioning human being..."

Pahaha

[reece(:]

"I told you":joker:

[Ammi]

Pauline's on some damage control.

..it's strange how it's almost like she isn't there now...

[Bluerang1]

Even St Chris doesn't really like Christopher so there's that :idc:

[Cal.]

wtf i don't want power back again

[Jordan.]

Hello, missed 5 mins

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/resources/images/356762.gif?type=articlePortrait

[Adamw92]

..Adam..:love:..I think it'll be a good show tonight..:amazed:..

I hope so :D

[reece(:]

argument time :elephant:

[Ammi]

It is strange the way Jale takes the news as if she owns it. Christopher also heard it, but he didn't make a big deal about it.

..tbf though I think that's because he is the power housemate and didn't want it to be a deal...

[jackc1806]

what is this?
https://i.imgur.com/iNauadT.jpg

:joker:

[reece(:]

Just go :joker:

[Jordan.]

T :clap1:

[GypsyGoth]

Hello, missed 5 mins

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/resources/images/356762.gif?type=articlePortrait

Chris was insulting Christopher to BB, saying how he is like he fell off the factory line, as in he's faulty.

[Cal.]

Toyyaaaaa

[Gstar]

can Toya hurry up and win

[Saph]

"y'know what T, I apologize"

Dawta T demanding an apology

[Vanessa]

Fighting ! :amazed:

[Jemal]

"I'm not two faced"
Ye ok toya lol.

[reece(:]

Foolish man :joker:

[zakman440]

Immature little boi :joker:

[Firewire]

toya :worship:

[Marsh.]

Fake bitch.

[Johnnyuk123]

Says Toya who went to Pauline first before apologizing to Jale. lol

[Alf]

"What you need to do is you need to pipe down"

who made Toya Dictator?

[Brother Leon]

Toya getting clocked.

[Bluerang1]

So gif-able :love:

[Ammi]

..foolish man..:laugh:..

[Jamesy]

Pauline... Helen... Toya's turn now is it? :laugh:

[reece(:]

Queen Toya

[Saph]

"that **** that YOU do" *point at Jale*

drag?

[Jordan.]

Chris was insulting Christopher to BB, saying how he is like he fell off the factory line, as in he's faulty.

wow lemme go make those ofcom complaints 1501

[Livia]

Silly, dissatisfied, bitter little bitch.

[GypsyGoth]

Get him again Toya!! :cheer:

[Marsh.]

So talking about someone whilst they're in the room whilst pretending they're not there isn't bitchy or two faced?

Does Toya have a rational bone in her body?

[Adamw92]

Toya gearing up to be Queen Bee when Pauline leaves on Friday :love:

[lily.]

God she loves the sound of her own voice..

[Cal.]

More Danielle drama

[Ammi]

..oh Kimberley you idiot..:sad:..

[Tregard]

Hate the fact everybody calls people by the first letter of their name.

[Amy Jade]

Kim is worried creepy Steve will try raping her :(

[Shaun]

She has a point to be fair... he's a weak, whining little bitch.

[Gstar]

Toya's good at arguing

[Cal.]

Toya gearing up to be Queen Bee when Pauline leaves on Friday :love:

With Ashleigh and Jale? :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Toya gearing up to be Queen Bee when Pauline leaves on Friday :love:

She still has the Turd to fight off first.

[GypsyGoth]

Kimberly is gonna marry Steven, kill him off and then sell his stupid company.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg queen danni and toya

[Cal.]

Toya's good at arguing

You're good at slaying.

(I just used the word:hehe:)

[Samm]

Toya today :love:

[Jemal]

Why is kimberly even considerin that fuk boy steven lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

toya sounds like 90% of the girls in my college 0_o

[Saph]

Kimberly Saph is gonna marry Steven, kill him off and then sell his stupid company.

.

[armand.kay]

Toya had ha weave in a pony tail. she was ready to clock, drag and demolish.

[Marsh.]

toya sounds like 90% of the girls in my college 0_o

How do you cope?

[Samm]

"immature little boy" :love:

[GypsyGoth]

.

:laugh2:

[armand.kay]

toya sounds like 90% of the girls in my college 0_o

This.

[Saph]

my new avatar :flutter:

[Me. I Am Salman]

How do you cope?

because they're all mostly cool.

[Jemal]

"immature little boy" :love:

lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

can we discuss my sig

[fitz2k2]

toya will be gone next week

[iRyan]

Toya is getting fierce

[Bluerang1]

toya sounds like 90% of the girls in my college 0_o

They're all Nigerian? :laugh:

[Jemal]

Toya sounds like girls in my area..
Unfortunately thats because shes from here.

Smh how do i cope

[Saph]

can we discuss my sig

art in digital form

[jackc1806]

Supercass talking bout LF :(

[Livia]

can we discuss my sig

Helen's pic makes her look like Peter Kay.

[Me. I Am Salman]

They're all Nigerian? :laugh:

dunno
I'm friends with like 5 Nigerian girls tho

[jackc1806]

Matthew has legs like a child :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Steven is such a gossip.

[lily.]

Hate the fact everybody calls people by the first letter of their name.

Isn't it just Pauline and Toya doing that?

[Amy Jade]

Steven needs to go instead of Pauline

[reece(:]

Danni Xx 4 journalist

[Gstar]

matthew's really skinny

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://i.imgur.com/IHw5YNu.jpg the NuMooriah

[Adamw92]

Did we see that bit because I don't remember Jale talking to Kim?

[reece(:]

can we discuss my sig
iconic http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

[Jordan.]

goodbye kim

[Me. I Am Salman]

matthew's really skinny

observant as ever.

[Gstar]

me turning up late to work tomorrow

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a601e16cfd4ea25e0667e68c230b455/tumblr_n58mltjxN91qhf9blo1_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

Saint Danielle

[Saph]

Kimborely getting airtime http://imgur.com/mgZZXVF.jpg

[armand.kay]

Dannie being the agony aunt http://i.imgur.com/IHw5YNu.jpg

[Brother Leon]

Toya sounds like girls in my area..
Unfortunately thats because shes from here.

Smh how do i cope

lol. I know what you mean. The most annoying sounding girls.

[Bluerang1]

Your sig is lacking some Toya Salman

[Jordan.]

http://i.imgur.com/IHw5YNu.jpg

[Saph]

fagAsh makes me want to vomit

[Me. I Am Salman]

black girls where I live sound cockney :laugh2:

[armand.kay]

Christopher looks hot as a farmer http://i.imgur.com/IHw5YNu.jpg

[Bluerang1]

Evict Ash to ruin Helen's chance at lurve

[Gstar]

All this hate Jemal has for Toya is starting to make me wonder if it was actually him who had to buy his clothes back from ebay http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

Your sig is lacking some Toya Salman

maybe soon

[GypsyGoth]

Filthy animals.

[Jordan.]

"Steven will be with Kim then" http://i.imgur.com/IHw5YNu.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

ThemChickensIsAshAndLotion rly needs to go

[Jemal]

All this hate Jemal has for Toya is starting to make me wonder if it was actually him who had to buy his clothes back from ebay http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

LOL idiot.

[reece(:]

Your sig is lacking some Toya Salman
this!

[Marsh.]

Finally. A task to Helen's advantages. She's more than experienced to handle a conveyor belt of sausages.

[Jemal]

Marlons lips are chapped.

[Saph]

ew is that how sausages are actually made?

[Braden]

If I had to do that for a task I would honestly think that I've hit rock bottom in life.

[Saph]

Mutha P crafting another #1

[armand.kay]

All this hate Jemal has for Toya is starting to make me wonder if it was actually him who had to buy his clothes back from ebay http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

think you're onto something. http://i.imgur.com/IHw5YNu.jpg

[reece(:]

Screaming at the Jale icon

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen having flashbacks of rooney whilst making them sausages.lol

[Brother Leon]

Pauline is a completely different person now :laugh:

[iRyan]

Why do they use EDM as the background for EVERYTHING. It's so unsuitable to the scene. It'd actually be funny if they played country music or something.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Marlons lips are chapped.

why you lookin at his lips http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

They should give that food to homeless people.

[Ammi]

..are the BB crew going to eat all of those sausages...

[reece(:]

Mutha P crafting another #1
:clap1:

[Bluerang1]

Jazzy P's new hit single yass

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why do they use EDM as the background for EVERYTHING. It's so unsuitable to the scene. It'd actually be funny if they played country music or something.

this -.-

[GypsyGoth]

Pauline is a completely different person now :laugh:

It's like she vanished from the show.

[Adamw92]

Don't talk about things you don't understand Matthew ;)

[Saph]

the fact that Danielle is an actual glamour model :umm2:

[Livia]

World's plainest glamour model has a problem...

[Johnnyuk123]

Mamma P's toe nail falls off in the sausage meat.

[Amy Jade]

Is Matthew gay?

[Jemal]

why you lookin at his lips http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

:umm206: er you would think watching tv would enable you to see things..?

[armand.kay]

Dannie preaching about being a glamour model. U go gurl http://i.imgur.com/aotziYw.jpg

[reece(:]

Mark is getting worse by the day

[GypsyGoth]

World's plainest glamour model has a problem...

:laugh2:

[Bluerang1]

Danielle fighting Toya's battle <3 Blood sisters

[GypsyGoth]

Is Matthew gay?

He has a long term beard girlfriend.

[Jordan.]

What does Mark do for a living apart from make an idiot of himself on every reality TV show he's appeared on

[Tregard]

Isn't it just Pauline and Toya doing that?

You're right, I got confused, probably because they make up 40% of the highlights :P

Matthew finally starting to ramp it up!

[Marsh.]

A big part of Big Brother is silly tasks and daft costumes.

Mark's spot on. Someone in a serious career would have more of a problem, but then mostly people in those jobs wouldn't go in. Getting your tits out isn't serious anyway.

Walking around like a granny and crying every time someone says "cock" is more embarrassing for her career I would imagine.

[armand.kay]

Why do they use EDM as the background for EVERYTHING. It's so unsuitable to the scene. It'd actually be funny if they played country music or something.

this! they should use bashment.

[Saph]

http://i.imgur.com/kBPakvK.gif

the only acceptable job

[Brother Leon]

All this "Career" talk is cringe.

[GypsyGoth]

What does Mark do for a living apart from make an idiot of himself on every reality TV show he's appeared on

I bet he selling ecstasy tablets.

[Me. I Am Salman]

He has a long term beard girlfriend.

:joker:

[Jemal]

imo everyone should be given a chance lol..

[lily.]

You're right, I got confused, probably because they make up 40% of the highlights :P

Matthew finally starting to ramp it up!

Yeah, Toya has taken over from Pauline on the HLs this week... which is totally not suspicious at all C5... 0_o

[Amy Jade]

He has a long term beard girlfriend.
:hehe:

He's very camp but I never make assumptions :angel:

[Luckyladyhen]

Want Pauline toya Steven Oot and hope Helen loses pass to final

[Saph]

that mans voice doesnt match him

[Me. I Am Salman]

:umm206: er you would think watching tv would enable you to see things..?

lower your gaze :hehe:

[Marsh.]

What does Mark do for a living apart from make an idiot of himself on every reality TV show he's appeared on

He's a scouser. He robs what he needs from other people.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Want Pauline toya Steven Oot and hope Helen loses pass to final

hi luckyladyhelen

[Saph]

Want Pauline toya Steven Oot and hope Helen loses pass to final

welcome 2 tibb

[Saph]

these Asda compare ads are so tacky

[Kazanne]

He's a scouser. He robs what he needs from other people.

:nono:slaps marsh !!! there's some lovely scousers around.

[Ammi]

Want Pauline toya Steven Oot and hope Helen loses pass to final

..hey, welcome to the forum...

[Adamw92]

What does Mark do for a living apart from make an idiot of himself on every reality TV show he's appeared on

He stands on street corners reading people's tea leaves.

[Amy Jade]

Want Pauline toya Steven Oot and hope Helen loses pass to final

I disagree with everything apart from Steven out.

But welcome to the forum :)

[Kazanne]

Hello luckyladyhen

[Saph]

those benefits people make me ill

[Marsh.]

:nono:slaps marsh !!! there's some lovely scousers around.

https://www.cheap-flyer-printer.com/shop/product_images/v/cilla__04405.jpg

He stands on street corners reading people's tea leaves.

He does a two for one offer with Helen.

[Kazanne]

https://www.cheap-flyer-printer.com/shop/product_images/v/cilla__04405.jpg



He does a two for one offer with Helen.

:joker::joker:

[Bluerang1]

SuperCass throwing shade a Helen :amazed:

[Vanessa]

The chickens! :joker:

[Jemal]

lower your gaze :hehe:

nice sig :hehe:

[Kazanne]

Ash looks like the cock he is:hehe:

[Saph]

suck it lad suck it

[Marsh.]

Ash giving Mark sucking tips. :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Marks done this before.

[GypsyGoth]

Eww Dani gonna get cooties.

[Marsh.]

I hope it explodes in her mouth.

[Ammi]

Marks done this before.

..he's a bit of an eggspert...

[Saph]

omg remember "BIG BROTHER I DO NOT SUCK ARSEHOLES"

[Adamw92]

"This is Big Brother, Danielle you need to suck eggs!" :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Holy Danielle doesn't have as much practice sucking as the hoes

[GypsyGoth]

Holy Danielle doesn't have as much practice sucking as the hoes

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Danielle freaking out. :joker:

[Ammi]

..Mark..:laugh:..

[armand.kay]

lower your gaze :hehe:

Quran promo? http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

If Danielle is freaking out at having an egg in her mouth then whats she like with two erm... plums.

[Marsh.]

Quran promo? http://i.imgur.com/ztBTzbY.jpg

Can you read right to left?

[smeagol]

so eggciting

[Amy Jade]

ewww you can see the spit on the eggs as they pass them to each other

[Vanessa]

:yuk:

[GypsyGoth]

Lies, he was having a good laugh in the task.

[Marsh.]

Mark spent three months on a tropical island in Shipwrecked and he's whining about being in a house.

[Ammi]

..oh no me err...

[Jemal]

LOL at mark
Best thing hes said all series

[MB.]

I am so glad they passed the pasta sauce equality act

[Me. I Am Salman]

Can you read right to left?

i can
& Lmfao armand

[smeagol]

If Danielle is freaking out at having an egg in her mouth then whats she like with two erm... plums.

lol a good chicken likes a cock

[jackc1806]

Ew that task was disgusting but hilarious!

[Bluerang1]

Does Mark actually think he looks good? Like even on the first night? He looks weird...

[lily.]

ewww you can see the spit on the eggs as they pass them to each other

That was rank.

[reece(:]

Jale scalping

[Shaun]

Jale's such an idiot :(

[Johnnyuk123]

lol a good chicken likes a cock

many cocks apparently. :joker::joker::joker:

[smeagol]

dont like jale. such agame player. all for the cams

[armand.kay]

They don't even look that bad I don't see why they are complaining.

[lily.]

Jale's such an idiot :(

Yup.

[Vanessa]

Poor Chris. :(

[Jemal]

FK off jale you slug.

Thats right i'm a bully.

[GypsyGoth]

Sweep the leg Jale!!!

[Saph]

all this dragging :love:

[armand.kay]

Can you read right to left?

yes.

[Marsh.]

Jale stop taking it all so seriously like the Turd's Team.

[Livia]

Shut your pie hole Jale...

[Adamw92]

What is this conversation...I just...don't know how someone shouting over the wall goes to this...

[Bluerang1]

Christopher is being aggressive and condescending but he's not a black female so he's a saint...

[smeagol]

she bulies chris but she cant stand up to helen. see game player. she needs to go she is so fake

[Braden]

Jale is so ****ing annoying.

[Vanessa]

I'm not selling no one. :joker:

[armand.kay]

she bulies chris but she cant stand up to helen. see game player. she needs to go she is so fake

gurl...

[JTM45]

So THIS is why Jale gets asked to leave shared housing!:bored:

[smeagol]

Christopher is being aggressive and condescending but he's not a black female so he's a saint...

friday nights he is then you can call him christene

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: good that the others are listening.

[reece(:]

Yaaaas Jale, Marlon is such a bore

[Shaun]

marlon the wannabe martyr :joker: such a waste of a housemate

[Livia]

Christopher is being aggressive and condescending but he's not a black female so he's a saint...

Bit of a sweeping statement, there.

[Saph]

Pauline siding with Jale :love:

[reece(:]

Marlon is absolutely useless

[Vanessa]

:laugh: good that the others are listing.

:umm2::laugh:

[Bluerang1]

JaSLAY :love:

[Amy Jade]

Marlon is so irrelevant

[Alf]

Helen is none existent now she can't bully