CH5HD Big Brother Discussion 10PM thurs 19/6/14

[arista]

10PM tonight


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/17/article-2660695-1EDD565900000578-776_636x502.jpg
Kim you can do better than that mummys boy

[arista]

On in a hour

[reece(:]

Is it ever on at 9 anymore? :laugh:

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[arista]

On now

[Kazanne]

:wavey: Hey everyone

[Livia]

Evening all.

[Jemal]

Great op.

[Johnnyuk123]

Hello everyone!:wavey:

[zakman440]

Well, after the misfortune that was England (let's face it, we were gonna lose anyway), this should be a good episode.

[Livia]

Looking forward to Helen lecturing someone on 'respect'.

[Shaun]

so Kim's getting next week's sympathy vote, then. good stuff.

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL @ Helen "if you had any respect you wouldn't have done that" LOL,LOL

[Doogle]

I love Kimberly :(

[Firewire]

More clocking from Helen tonight it seems

[Livia]

LOL... Toya's miserable face.

[Kazanne]

SHOOT THAT COCK!!!)oh soz it's Steven,lol

[Amy Jade]

Why so they always go '____ is a game player!!'

ermmm duh is a bloody game show you moron

[Jake.]

Chris being rustled

[GypsyGoth]

Mark confusing confession with profession.

[Doogle]

Mark should just not exist jfc what a twat

[Jemal]

Winston will eat anything

[Amy Jade]

I hope Saint Danielle sticks up for Kim :(

[Firewire]

Mark should just not exist jfc what a twat

he's hilarious you homophobe

[Amy Jade]

Winston will eat anything

vomit covered vagina for example...

[Johnnyuk123]

Toya is so arrogant.

[Jake.]

Toya's Tone

[Jemal]

vomit covered vagina for example...

What a guy.

[Shaun]

no one can apologise :laugh: "i'm surprised you took it the wrong way" seems to be the go-to defence for her & poline.

[Marsh.]

Helen is always scratching at her scalp. Wash it bitch.

[GypsyGoth]

Matthew should say sorry for upsetting her and that it won't happen again.

[Kazanne]

Helen is always scratching at her scalp. Wash it bitch.

Perhaps the crabs have gone for a walk!!

[Amy Jade]

Helen is always scratching at her scalp. Wash it bitch.

Her public region is infested so they've migrated north

[GypsyGoth]

Toya is a cow.

[Jake.]

Helen is always scratching at her scalp. Wash it bitch.

Wayne must have left a stain

[Samm]

Toya saying sorry want a kind hearted girl, Gandhi hew

[Jake.]

cackling at this task

[Amy Jade]

I could not suck raw egg white through a straw :(

[Shaun]

the chickens >>>>>>>>>>>> :love:

[Jemal]

This is gonna be grim.

[Firewire]

this task looks vile

[Livia]

LOL... disgusting. Great work...

[GypsyGoth]

Go chickens!! http://i.imgur.com/EasO15C.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/EasO15C.gif

[Kazanne]

Mark,lol,lol,lol,lol

[Samm]

Ew

[Jords]

Revolting to watch LOL

[Shaun]

it doesn't look that bad to me? :conf2:

[reece(:]

disgusting

[Amy Jade]

Helen would have been a pro at this

[Jemal]

What kind of task is this man.

[Shaun]

oh marlon you epic troll

[Firewire]

classic marlon

[Jake.]

Oo Marlon you funny fellow #2007banter

[Johnnyuk123]

Danielle knows how to suck.

[minny03]

Why do they have to keep doing these gag inducing tasks? This isn't entertaining.

[Marsh.]

This is disgusting but :laugh2:

[Jords]

Mark and Danielle's faces :laugh3:

[Livia]

Now feed the omelettes to the others for lunch! Don't want to waste food or anything.

[Brother Leon]

I don't think Steven even knew they drink water for that trick.

[Marsh.]

Helen would have been a pro at this

:joker:

[Samm]

Nothing beats, angel sucking on an egg in BB10 :love:

[Amy Jade]

Mark is never happy

[Jake.]

The props this year >

[Marsh.]

Nothing beats, angel sucking on an egg in BB10 :love:

Whilst trying to seduce Noirin.

[Brother Leon]

**** off Cassandra you unfunny bitch.

[andybigbro]

Helen and Toya make me feel so angry.

[Rob!]

That task was vile :joker:

[Livia]

**** off Cassandra you unfunny bitch.

Baiting us over the football. Hmph...

[Firewire]

no cassandra hate allowed in here

[Doogle]

Marlon's joke was funnier than Mark

[Samm]

Whilst trying to seduce Noirin.

Noirin was a mess

[Jake.]

Noirin was a mess

Noirin/Bea >>

[Jemal]

#StartBarkley

[Firewire]

:umm2: at them starting with fanny

[Shaun]

The Hungry Games :love:

[Livia]

You're simple, Pauline.

[Jake.]

Granny P spreading the word of the Lord with Danni

[MB.]

"Willy"
"Fanny"

rt if u cryd

[Samm]

Noirin/Bea >>

Bea >>>>>>>>>>>>> Noirin

[GypsyGoth]

New housemate Poline trying to spread peace and harmony.

[Marsh.]

Pauline has returned to her ways after her 3 days of bathing.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Maw Poz

[Johnnyuk123]

Pauline is so low key that she may as well not be there, oh wait... she won't be tomorrow.:joker:

[Jake.]

Bea >>>>>>>>>>>>> Noirin

They are on par

[Amy Jade]

I am warming to Pauline

[Firewire]

yerawrite

[Me. I Am Salman]

Bea >>>>>>>>>>>>> Noirin

Confirmed.

[Firewire]

mutha p needs some lovin', too much hatred

[smudgie]

In a baaaahaaaan.:joker:

[Saph]

Bea >>>>>>>>>>>>> Noirin

the black death >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both of them

[GypsyGoth]

Send him back to the island.

[Firewire]

mark is hilarious :laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Why does Mark's accent get stronger in the diary room?

[Marsh.]

He is amusing but I wish they'd stop with the forced diary room catchups as though he's the new Nikki.

[Jords]

I like Mark's Scouse accent tbh :joker:

[Livia]

SHUT UP MARK... you annoying little sh1t.

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jake.]

Mark seems to be getting aggresive, reporting to ofcom

[Me. I Am Salman]

the black death >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both of them

um Bea was fantastic can u not

[Johnnyuk123]

In a baaaahaaaan.:joker:

He caaaaan't speeeeeak rrrrrrrriiight can heeeee? lol

[Marsh.]

Send him back to the island.

Woah, we're going to Ibiza
dododododo
Woah, back to the island

[Jordan.]

I had egg yolk in me armpit

[Brother Leon]

Warming to Mark. He does make me laugh..or be it mostly due to his accent.

[Shaun]

why not make an actual bog rather than some wet tarpaulin :think:

[Samm]

the black death >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both of them

Not here for this bea hate

[Saph]

non-edm music? #tibbsimpact

[Firewire]

is that real manure omg

[Livia]

Oh no... Toya's not going to be happy. Situation normal then.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

why are none of them being sick from the smell

[Shaun]

non-edm music? #tibbsimpact

winston shovelling **** to a bit of Alesso & Calvin Harris

[Johnnyuk123]

is that real manure omg

yes it is!

[Jemal]

Mark slipping on purpose

[Marsh.]

:laugh3:

[zakman440]

I swear they did this in BBCAN but with wine.

[Braden]

I seriously can't believe what I'm watching. D:

[Jake.]

Can smell some **** roaming in the air which isn't coming from Pauline's mouth

[reece(:]

These tasks aren't hard enough

[Jake.]

omg let's celebrate by rolling around in poo

[Amy Jade]

Mark slipping on purpose

Yep

[GypsyGoth]

omg let's celebrate by rolling around in poo

:laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope the next task makes Mark shave his eyebrows off.

[Shaun]

omg let's celebrate by rolling around in poo

that's called taking a bath in z's house

[Samm]

No classy Kim don't

[Johnnyuk123]

Go on Kimberley get in the shower love. The other girls won't mind.

[ruiphillips]

This weeks task was so tedious, thank god it's over

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/6-08-2014/KrRuAm.gif

[Shaun]

WOW KIM WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY WITH HIS DICK, YOU TART

:fist:

[Jake.]

that's called taking a bath in z's house

omfg don't :joker:

[Firewire]

winston moving on to someone out of his league

[Jords]

That shower definitely caters for more than 1 person fgs

[Jemal]

What a guy winston is

[GypsyGoth]

Is she naked?

[Doogle]

Why did she even go in there? She ain't slick

[MB.]

This show is a shower of sh*t this year

AHAHAHAHAHAHA geddit.

[Amy Jade]

Boring Chris yawwwn

[Saph]

chris doing his daily bitching about everyone

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a2536f52b3225059a8abafc9f2e4004a/tumblr_n5ffm4UUoR1r9ga5mo1_250.gif

[Marsh.]

That shower definitely caters for more than 1 person fgs

If that was true there'd be more than one head like in previous years. :whistle:

[Johnnyuk123]

Chris is the only normal one in there.

[Jake.]

What a guy winston is

In a shower with a girl who isn't interested whilst smelling of horse ****.. #score

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why can't he stop talking about Poz and Lennie?

[Jake.]

Pauline's bath water still in use

[arista]

Chris is the only normal one in there.


Bang On Right

[Shaun]

why is helen dressed like a hipster

[smudgie]

He caaaaan't speeeeeak rrrrrrrriiight can heeeee? lol

Noohooo :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Asif people are trying to say Winston and Kim washing POO off themselves was sexual

[Jemal]

In a shower with a girl who isn't interested whilst smelling of horse ****.. #score

I know right
What a guy.

[Firewire]

Asif people are trying to say Winston and Kim washing POO off themselves was sexual

pauline grinding against steven was more arousing

[Marsh.]

Why is Helen wearing Toya's clothes?

Is that why Toya never gets dressed?

[ruiphillips]

pauline grinding against steven was more arousing

For who :conf:

[Jordan.]

The jealousy pouring out of Toya

[Saph]

"unlike someone who will remain anonymous"
"who"
"Kim"

[Jords]

"who will remain anonymous"

"its just Kim"

loool

[Doogle]

Toya finally coming out of her shell :love:

Gonna be a good week

[Brother Leon]

Not easily fooled....you were fooled by fecking tea leaves..

[Shaun]

:joker:

[reece(:]

Why can't he stop talking about Poz and Lennie?
obsessed

[Johnnyuk123]

Toya will say it to Kims face if needs be thats when she has run it past mamma p first. lol

[Firewire]

glozell teas

[Amy Jade]

oops haha

[Jake.]

'steven's too good for her'

Toya mate Steven looks like a foot

[Jords]

Cant believe Toya is the Power HM

[ruiphillips]

Toya doing another impression smh #unoriginalbitch

[Saph]

Mutha P keeping it real as per

[Samm]

"I got my eye on youuu"

[Me. I Am Salman]

lennie and slugsworth :love: the dream team

[Marsh.]

Jale being taken in by Helen's games. :facepalm:

[Jordan.]

Mutha P wants the D for haself

[MB.]

Helen doesn't want Jale to go... so she will...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Oh Toya honey, Kimberly would eat you alive you stupid bitch

[Brother Leon]

I swear im going to chuck my phone through the tele the next time Cass talks football..

[Jemal]

Man tamera and winston were just dealing.. Nothing more fgs

Let the guy live.
I bet he regrets getting with her.

[JTM45]

Toya threatened by any attractive females. Such a hater bitch!!!!

[fitz2k2]

shut up Pauline ur not his mom

[Marsh.]

I swear im going to chuck my phone through the tele the next time Cass talks football..

What did the ho say? :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Poline showing that she cares for Winston's willy.

[Doogle]

Helen now loving Jale :joker:

On another note when are they all getting naked and going in the pool :(

[MB.]

I swear im going to chuck my phone through the tele the next time Cass talks football..

Can't spell sass without Csass

[smudgie]

Time somebody told Pauline she is neither their mother or their teacher, and to do one

[Johnnyuk123]

http://media.giphy.com/media/cMgbTcXDHOrHG/giphy.gif
Toya will be like this all next week.

[Marsh.]

Poline showing that she cares for Winston's willy.

:joker:

[Jake.]

shut up Pauline ur not his mom

What gave it away

[MB.]

On another note when are they all getting naked and going in the pool :(

Chris is doing a private session on BOTS love.

[fitz2k2]

Time somebody told Pauline she is neither their mother or their teacher, and to do one

too many pussy to go against pauline

[Amy Jade]

Pauline and Toya can go now hating on Kim the skank messes

[Firewire]

I swear im going to chuck my phone through the tele the next time Cass talks football..

please do, will save you commenting on her

[Saph]

shut up Pauline ur not his mom

yh she is

[Doogle]

Chris is doing a private session on BOTS love.
:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Amy Jade]

Kim would crush Toya in argument.

[Me. I Am Salman]

hot in herre < 3

[Marsh.]

What gave it away

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

please do, will save you commenting on her

:hehe:

[Doogle]

What gave it away

omg :joker::joker:

[ruiphillips]

Toya and Pauline better come for Kimberley, get ha that place in the final witches.

[Cal.]

I'm not even being funny but Mark is the most entertaining housemate this series.

[Me. I Am Salman]

can't ****ing stand these stand by your man ads..

[rionablue]

Toya is a jealous mean little bitch there was absolutely no reason whatsoever for her to say Kim was a gameplayer. I know whats wrong with her. In the quiz task when the animals which included Kim were asked who was the vainest? most conscious of mirrors or something like that Kim held up her answer board and it said Toya. It was actually Winston was the answer. I could see Toya's face when they came out. She is gunning fo Kim now and the stupid housemates have voted her the power housemate. Please ppl keep Kim in if she is up for eviction

[Me. I Am Salman]

supercass rubbing salt in the wound

[Samm]

Ashleigh and Toya bitching :love:

[Livia]

So this is Toya "saying it to Kimberly's face"?

[Amy Jade]

Who is the blonde?

[Braden]

Wtf has Ashleigh just said more than 10 words?

[Jake.]

O Ashleigh grew a personality

[Jords]

Ashleigh is getting annoying. Grow a backbone.

[GypsyGoth]

So this is Toya "saying it to Kimberly's face"?

:laugh:

[Saph]

fugleigh 2.0

[Jords]

supercass rubbing salt in the wound

So this is Toya "saying it to Kimberly's face"?

:joker:

[ruiphillips]

So this is Toya "saying it to Kimberly's face"?

The bitch is a 2 face coward

[Samm]

Toya is a jealous mean little bitch there was absolutely no reason whatsoever for her to say Kim was a gameplayer. I know whats wrong with her. In the quiz task when the animals which included Kim were asked who was the vainest? most conscious of mirrors or something like that Kim held up her answer board and it said Toya. It was actually Winston was the answer. I could see Toya's face when they came out. She is gunning fo Kim now and the stupid housemates have voted her the power housemate. Please ppl keep Kim in if she is up for eviction

I know right toya is amazing xxxx

[zakman440]

Ashleigh's just as bad as Marlon tbh, if not even worse for being a floater.

[Marsh.]

If I was Ashleigh, I'd rather shave my head than try and comb that bush.

[Johnnyuk123]

Toya only has 2 GCSE's but Kim has degrees in law so argument wise kim wins hands down.

[ruiphillips]

Helen sitting beside Queen Jale like ha dog #knowurplacehoe

[Me. I Am Salman]

can't stop thinking of that outfit Jemima wore whenever I see helen..

[Jords]

Hope Jale doesnt get too taken in with these..

[zakman440]

Helens changed her tone... You know, because it has nothing to do with her being reprimanded by BB in the diary room.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Helen and Jale suddenly being best mates :joker::joker:

[Saph]

I cba with them all dressing as if they're going out

[Doogle]

ha ha Ash ha ha

[fitz2k2]

Helen nice to jale.Welp the sky is def falling now

[Braden]

Jale was desperately looking for them to arse lick her just then.

[Marsh.]

can't stop thinking of that outfit Jemima wore whenever I see helen..

That's what I thought. :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Hope Jale doesnt get too taken in with these..

She might be the enforcer for the group, the way Toya was for a few days.

[Cal.]

Helen is slaying.

[Jords]

dont look very cosy

[Johnnyuk123]

Toya is a jealous mean little bitch there was absolutely no reason whatsoever for her to say Kim was a gameplayer. I know whats wrong with her. In the quiz task when the animals which included Kim were asked who was the vainest? most conscious of mirrors or something like that Kim held up her answer board and it said Toya. It was actually Winston was the answer. I could see Toya's face when they came out. She is gunning fo Kim now and the stupid housemates have voted her the power housemate. Please ppl keep Kim in if she is up for eviction

This 100%

[Jemal]

Jale thinks shes in with the sqaud now.
Twat.

[Me. I Am Salman]

can't stop thinking of that outfit Jemima wore whenever I see helen..
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/ay_112408302.jpg

[Jordan.]

Jale not releasing they're just been civil because they got warned </3

[Jake.]

Aw jale fitting in :love:


(to her jeans)

[JTM45]

Jale's falling for Helen's bullsh*t!!!

[Livia]

Bloody hell Salman... she looks grim LOL...

[ruiphillips]

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/ay_112408302.jpg

This isn't the Grand National

[Johnnyuk123]

Please Jale do not fall for Helen's bull****e.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Jale thinks shes in with the sqaud now.
Twat.

she's starting to enjoying herself.. nothing wrong with that

[Marsh.]

Aw jale fitting in :love:


(to her jeans)

:joker:

[Braden]

Mark and Matthew's friendship :love:

[Marsh.]

The showmance we didn't see coming.... Ash and Stephen.

[Jake.]

she's starting to enjoying herself.. nothing wrong with that

Exactly, it's as if people would rather her have no friends and feel uncomfortable

[reece(:]

glad Jale is fitting in :love:

[ruiphillips]

Aw jale fitting in :love:


(to her jeans)

A fat joke

http://i41.tinypic.com/sobf2v.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Steven is the most cringe worthy housemate ever in BB history.

[Cal.]

not here for that ****ing spider

[Livia]

The showmance we didn't see coming.... Ash and Stephen.

Steven is one of the most girly people in there though...

[GypsyGoth]

The showmance we didn't see coming.... Ash and Stephen.

:laugh:

They would make a good looking couple.

[ruiphillips]

Helen you got into bed with Wayne Rooney....

[Jordan.]

He's with Tamara :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

Toya is jealous all the boys fancy Kim

[Jords]

These girls are ridiculous.

[Jemal]

The over reaction

[Saph]

Marks hat needs burning