Chat up lines

[Siouxsie]

Come on you lot girls and boys
Whats your chat up line ? :flower:

[Ruth*Star]

Mine is

X-Call 1-800 Ruth <3 Wwe 2 Get me high-X (more of a joke one)

[Siouxsie]

:hello::rolleyes:

[Diablo]

I dont have a chat up line.

One time an Irish guy came up to me in a bar and said "hurry up and finish your drink so we can go somewhere quiet"

I was like Fcuk off moron.

LOL:joker:

[LittleMissLizzy85]

A guy came up to me once and said you and me can make it baby

[Ella]

Some guy came up to me last week, patted me on the back and said....
Your beautiful, lets go make history, and make our own fireworks for bonfire night!

All i could do was laugh in his face! The worst chat up line i've ever heard!
He was cute though! But that put me off!

[Jay]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Some guy came up to me last week, patted me on the back and said....
Your beautiful, lets go make history, and make our own fireworks for bonfire night!

All i could do was laugh in his face! The worst chat up line i've ever heard!
He was cute though! But that put me off!

Make your own fireworks? ok i no what he means but thats the most funniest one ive heard, does it mean anything lol

[Ella]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Some guy came up to me last week, patted me on the back and said....
Your beautiful, lets go make history, and make our own fireworks for bonfire night!

All i could do was laugh in his face! The worst chat up line i've ever heard!
He was cute though! But that put me off!

Make your own fireworks? ok i no what he means but thats the most funniest one ive heard, does it mean anything lol

LMAO! I dont have a clue, i just stood there and was like...Make our own fireworks?? You twonk! I actually said that to him, he looked hurt haha!

[Jay]

Oh well maybe you should of laughed harder lol

[Ella]

Originally posted by Jay
Oh well maybe you should of laughed harder lol
I was laughing!..a lot! Poor Guy, i hope i don't see him again!

[Jay]

Haha if you do walk past and make a firework noise.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Some guy came up to me last week, patted me on the back and said....
Your beautiful, lets go make history, and make our own fireworks for bonfire night!

All i could do was laugh in his face! The worst chat up line i've ever heard!
He was cute though! But that put me off!

:joker:you serious

[Ella]

Originally posted by Jay
Haha if you do walk past and make a firework noise.
LMAO! hahah! Yeah i'll do that!

Yeah im being serious Soph haha, I dont think anyone has had a worst chat up line then that!

[SiMoN!]

'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

[Ella]

Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

[Ella]

Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

The Angel one :laugh:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

The Angel one :laugh:

lol no all i said is
'your pulled'

and you was happy lol

[Ella]

Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

The Angel one :laugh:

lol no all i said is
'your pulled'

and you was happy lol

LMAO! Im not THAT easy Simon tut tut!

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

The Angel one :laugh:

lol no all i said is
'your pulled'

and you was happy lol

LMAO! Im not THAT easy Simon tut tut!

lol
well you was with me

[Jay]

Ive got one but ill keep it to myself :wink:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Jay
Ive got one but ill keep it to myself :wink:

lol
well i guess you would need them

[Ella]

Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

The Angel one :laugh:

lol no all i said is
'your pulled'

and you was happy lol

LMAO! Im not THAT easy Simon tut tut!

lol
well you was with me

That's true, because i can't resist you Simon!

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
'do u belive in love at 1st sight, or shall i walk past again'

'someone should call heven, there a angel missing'

'your pulled'


typica ones really
i dont ues them

Don't lie Si, you used them on me the other day..remember :laugh:

lol which 1

The Angel one :laugh:

lol no all i said is
'your pulled'

and you was happy lol

LMAO! Im not THAT easy Simon tut tut!

lol
well you was with me

That's true, because i can't resist you Simon!

lol awww bless you

you just cant help your self

[Ella]

Lol exactly Simon, Im your lil minx remember!

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lol exactly Simon, Im your lil minx remember!

lol i have alot around england





lol oj only 1

[Ella]

Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lol exactly Simon, Im your lil minx remember!

lol i have alot around england





lol oj only 1

Now i am really hurt Simon :sad::sad::sad:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lol exactly Simon, Im your lil minx remember!

lol i have alot around england





lol oj only 1

Now i am really hurt Simon :sad::sad::sad:

lol i was only jokeing
i only have 1 lil minx and that you

[Ella]

Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by simon_ha
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lol exactly Simon, Im your lil minx remember!

lol i have alot around england







lol oj only 1

Now i am really hurt Simon :sad::sad::sad:

lol i was only jokeing
i only have 1 lil minx and that you
Good! Im glad to hear it...if i find out you have any more i shall get Bob in you!:nono:

[Jay]

Hmmm that sounds healthy lol

[Ella]

Originally posted by Jay
Hmmm that sounds healthy lol


Lol excuuuuse me! :laugh:

[SiMoN!]

not bob

[~Kizwiz~]

I dont have any chat up lines but I've had a few pulled on me.
The worst was in a pub and a bloke came up to me and gave me 10p and said "go call your mum and tell her your not coming home"

I kept the 10p and walked away :joker:

[Ella]

Originally posted by kizwiz
I dont have any chat up lines but I've had a few pulled on me.
The worst was in a pub and a bloke came up to me and gave me 10p and said "go call your mum and tell her your not coming home"

I kept the 10p and walked away :joker:

LMAO! Oh dear! haha thats worse then mine!
He could of at least gave you a pound!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by kizwiz
I dont have any chat up lines but I've had a few pulled on me.
The worst was in a pub and a bloke came up to me and gave me 10p and said "go call your mum and tell her your not coming home"

I kept the 10p and walked away :joker:

LMAO! Oh dear! haha thats worse then mine!
He could of at least gave you a pound!

Well we are talking about 12 years ago (opps showing my age)

[stoney12]

I would never use it but this one from a Beautiful south song always stuck in my mind it was kinda like this

'You better tell Miss World to move to Mars if she can't stand losing'

Corny but cute.

[dogs]

u should be called ray ur a ray of light