Miranda123
24-06-2014, 11:53 AM
His column today
"the most unpleasant housemate is Wayne Rooney's prostitute of choice Helen Wood, who bawled out Kimberley this week for mildly flirting with someone elses boyfriend (Winston).
A moment that would surely have killed off irony, for good, if it hadnt already been packed off to the Diginitas Clinic by a short tempered 'TV Presenter' called Toya who refused to dress up as a cow, for wednesdays barnyard task, on these lofty grounds.
"Its degrading and Ive got a career to go back to after Big Brother has finished"
Stable door. Pantomime Cow outfit. Bolted!
"the most unpleasant housemate is Wayne Rooney's prostitute of choice Helen Wood, who bawled out Kimberley this week for mildly flirting with someone elses boyfriend (Winston).
A moment that would surely have killed off irony, for good, if it hadnt already been packed off to the Diginitas Clinic by a short tempered 'TV Presenter' called Toya who refused to dress up as a cow, for wednesdays barnyard task, on these lofty grounds.
"Its degrading and Ive got a career to go back to after Big Brother has finished"
Stable door. Pantomime Cow outfit. Bolted!