CH5HD Big Brother Discussion 10PM weds 25/6/14

[Ammi]

Ash trying to calm everyone down. What a lovely chap.

..:laugh:..

[Doogle]

For the first time I relate to Winston and Marlon :joker:

[Kazanne]

C'mon guys this is all so funny,lol,lol

[Saph]

why are they now following them..

[Cal.]

Mark slaying the slut.

[Jemal]

Winston Jale and Steven - havin a laugh:worship:

[Vanessa]

..I missed the question because of the shouting...

The question was : have you ever had a spitroast. :conf2:

[Doogle]

Matthew is great at holding his own, wouldn't want to be in an argument with him

[Me. I Am Salman]

what happened? I missed the last five minutes

[Brother Leon]

Ew @ Marlon & Winston laughing

:yuk:

Jale was laughing too......

[Ammi]

..I really couldn't have someone in my face like that...

[Jake.]

this is nice

[Jemal]

Helen spilling that tea about matthew tho.

[Marsh.]

Matthew is bricking it.

[reece(:]

Matt :clap1:

[Cal.]

Where's the boob line?

[Kazanne]

Jale was laughing too......

so was I,it was all so funny

[Cal.]

Mark don't creep with the slut.

[Adamw92]

All of this because of Truth or Dare... ? :umm2:

[Jake.]

Helen spilling that tea about matthew tho.

This spilt tea is cold I'm afraid

[GypsyGoth]

what happened? I missed the last five minutes

Helen got angry with Christopher when he sat in with them while they were playing truth or dare, she lost it with him when he didn't want to play.

[smeagol]

i wish one of the girls would just suddenly stand up and slap that helen down lol

[Ammi]

The question was : have you ever had a spitroast. :conf2:

..ahh thanks Vanessa, they usually have one at the fair in the village here...

[drantb]

I absolutely despise Helen and Ash.

[Vanessa]

Toya drunk. :laugh:

[Headie]

Did ash threaten Matt yet?

[Bluerang1]

christophers face is so smackable

x2

Also Helen defending Toya <3 :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

this argument LOL

[Doogle]

Why are people annoyed with the lads for laughing? It was funny

[Vanessa]

..ahh thanks Vanessa, they usually have one at the fair in the village here...

:joker: not that spitroast!

[Ammi]

..Matthew..:joker:...

[Amy Jade]

Ash needs to **** threatening omg

[Me. I Am Salman]

what happened? I missed the last five minutes

.

why are they arguing

[Cal.]

Where does Helen get her insults from? :flutter:

Lol no.

[smeagol]

nice save ash quick change to lyrically LOL hes gonna rap his arse

[Ammi]

:joker: not that spitroast!

..yeah I had a feeling it wasn't..:laugh:..

[Saph]

Ash better hope I dont attend his eviction otherwise i'll jump the stage

[Doogle]

I love drunk argument nights :love:

[Kazanne]

Well what a happy family they are,lol

[Jemal]

LOL na im sorry i just LOL'd hard at what helen just said to christopher.

[Amy Jade]

Ash should get a warning for that.

[GypsyGoth]

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why are they arguing

Helen got angry with Christopher when he sat in with them while they were playing truth or dare, she lost it with him when he didn't want to play.

.

[Shaun]

how does one lyrically **** someone up

[Saph]

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why are they arguing

sex talk -> matthew moaning -> drunk helen started a fight -> ash got involved

[Marsh.]

They started it in the house before the forum used it.

I should've down. It was too creative for this forum. :laugh:

[LaLaLand]

PLEASE get Ash out fgs

[Vanessa]

Helen will get herself thrown out. :laugh:

[Ammi]

Why are people annoyed with the lads for laughing? It was funny

..the whole argument was funny to watch, it was proper playground stuff...

[Marsh.]

Ash being pathetic again.

Then again all three of them were.

[Brother Leon]

This episode has been hilarious. Great last few episodes.

[Braden]

Why are people annoyed with the lads for laughing? It was funny

Laughing whilst someone is being verbally attacked is not appropriate imo, plus they do it all the time and it's ****ing annoying.

[Bluerang1]

This series >> C5's existence

[Saph]

how does one lyrically **** someone up

like this
kxgxSSau1lI

[drantb]

This house is going to end up with a fight night.

[Cal.]

Helen is vile.

[Alf]

Helen is Lauren from The Catherine Tate Show

[Shaun]

:joker: saph

[smudgie]

Matthew should have told Helen he would play, then ask her in truth..what were you plastered all over the papers for?

[Ammi]

how does one lyrically **** someone up

..I guess if you were an awful singer it could work...

[reece(:]

Ash needs to get gone.

[smeagol]

helen gts her 17th waning woo

[Lostie!]

Helen and Ash have ****ing infuriated me OMG! :rant:

[Jake.]

Helen is Lauren from The Catherine Tate Show

Lauren died, Helen is very much alive...

[Johnnyuk123]

God forbid which poor sap gets Helen to interview down the job center.

[Daniel.]

That was hilarious :joker:

[Samm]

Ash making him self getting evicted by saying the last word Ty hun for saving toya

[Headie]

Facebook hates Ash <33333

[Cal.]

Ash making him self getting evicted by saying the last word Ty hun for saving toya

:dance:

[Saph]

Lauren died, Helen is very much alive...

lauren died? :shocked:

[Bluerang1]

Watch Christmas' argument Helen. She says something, there's a long pause, and then he gets all mad like out of no where. He's weird.

[smeagol]

God forbid which poor sap gets Helen to interview down the job center.

lol

[Saph]

That was hilarious :joker:

whos that boy in your sig?

[Amy Jade]

Facebook and Twitter are gunning for Ash :hehe:

[Pete.]

Officially not here for Helen

And Winston and Marlon laughing when Helen called Matthew a **** is just disgraceful and passive bullying

[Headie]

lauren died? :shocked:

Ash lyrically ****ed her up

[Jake.]

lauren died? :shocked:

Yeah she was on a canoe boat and fell from a river top

[Brother Leon]

Hopefully Toya goes Friday. Show has been great since she faded to the background.

[Samm]

whos that boy in your sig?

This I want to know

[billy123]

Good old helen completely took any lasting negative attention towards Ash with that barney.

[Alf]

how does one lyrically **** someone up
You just sing a Coldplay song, that's enough to hurt anyone.

[Saph]

Yeah she was on a canoe boat and fell from a river top

omg when?

RIP heaven gained another angel :love:

[Kizzy]

matthew and toya are trying to get helen evicted

[hijaxers]

Drunken arguments. :umm2:

Yeah but seems only one person is drunk - the thieving extra large gobbed Helen

[smeagol]

who died

[Shaun]

yes ash. matthew could have been more calm. matthew.

[Jake.]

omg when?

RIP heaven gained another angel :love:

like in the last series

:(

[fitz2k2]

hey ash tell Helen to calm down.wait to late

[Shaun]

omg these people :joker: ****ING SAY IT TO HER

[Samm]

I'm here for Ashleigh vs Helen

[Brother Leon]

Can't wait for the day Ashleigh tries it on Helen in person...

[Ammi]

...Ashleigh V Helen coming soon...

[Doogle]

Ashleigh better stick to her word, I like this side of her

[Bluerang1]

Christmas gives me Randall from Recess teas

[minny03]

oh my ashleigh

[fitz2k2]

I'm here for Ashleigh vs Helen

Im waiting for that fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Helen is right tbh. She just went about in a very stupid way.

[LaLaLand]

Oh Ashleigh just speak up ya mouse!

[Jemal]

:joker: that impression

[hijaxers]

Why are people annoyed with the lads for laughing? It was funny

They are not lads - they are adults - people don't appreciate 12yr old ladish behaviour from grown men

[GypsyGoth]

Helen should give Big Brother a warning.

[Kazanne]

Ashleigh talks big,but says nothing to Helen herself

[Marsh.]

Ashleigh still saying everything behind people's backs. :facepalm:

[Jake.]

I knoo he well horttt makkkk

[Johnnyuk123]

helen gts her 17th waning woo

I wonder what warning 69 will be?

[Marsh.]

Helen mimicking Matthew. :laugh2:

[Braden]

Get Helen out chants on Friday please.

[Cal.]

Officially not here for Helen

And Winston and Marlon laughing when Helen called Matthew a **** is just disgraceful and passive bullying

tbh Winston and Marlon laugh a lot in awkward situations, I don't think they found that necessarily funny.

[Alf]

Get this scum cow of my telly

[smudgie]

Keep it up Helen...then Ash will be out on Friday:dance:

[Doogle]

Helen is right tbh. She just went about in a very stupid way.

yeah I agree with what she was originally annoyed with but I don't want to be because of her reaction

[smeagol]

her mouth . she needs her tongue fed to the orcs

[Amy Jade]

Ashleigh needs to man up and say this stuff to Helen though.

[Marsh.]

Helen should give Big Brother a warning.

:joker:

[Cal.]

I wonder what warning 69 will be?

ask Rooney.

[fitz2k2]

funny thing Helen is right

[Samm]

Ash defending Helen, bye ash

[GypsyGoth]

Helen should quit drinking. It does her no favors at all.

[Saph]

Get this scum cow of my telly

stop watching Lorraine reruns and turn BB on

[Ammi]

..Ashleigh is only 18yrs though and I think she's being very restrained under the circumstances but I think she will say something to Helen at some point...

[Jake.]

stop watching Lorraine reruns and turn BB on

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

She only shuts up when she has something in her mouth.

[Doogle]

They are not lads - they are adults - people don't appreciate 12yr old ladish behaviour from grown men

To be fair to them, the entire argument was petty and playground crap and when people are that dramatic in an argument my natural reaction would be to laugh. I nervously laugh whenever people around me getting in an argument :shrug:

[Ammi]

Helen should quit drinking. It does her no favors at all.

..yep, some people just go crazy when they've had alcohol...

[ImBatman]

Speak the T MATT!!!! :p

[Adamw92]

Uhm no Helen...YOU ruined it.

[Alf]

stop watching Lorraine reruns and turn BB on
I'm watching a Jeremy Kyle re-run, Helens on.

[Jake.]

Matthew going for the classy route :clap1:

[GypsyGoth]

It was rude of him to sit in on them playing truth or dare, but Helen's reaction was way over the top.

[smeagol]

She only shuts up when she has something in her mouth.

even then she moans lol

wonder if she talks dirty in bed. how would you know if she means it or trying to be sexy lol

[Doogle]

Christopher reminds me of weird kids from school

[reece(:]

bye Helen, cannot wait for Jenny to run ya out the house

http://i.minus.com/i31m5NmGRzYMR.gif

[Brother Leon]

Helen with that 5* clock :joker:

[Jemal]

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Toya nommed him actually.

[Ammi]

..erm, I don't think so Helen, he stood up for himself very well...

[Marsh.]

Not by me. :laugh:

You started screaming as though he'd just sh*t on your son.

[fitz2k2]

Christmas is matt friend?lmaoooooooooooooooo

[Johnnyuk123]

even then she moans lol

wonder if she talks dirty in bed. how would you know if she means it or trying to be sexy lol

:joker::joker::joker:

She's on another planet.

[Amy Jade]

Helen needs AA

[Shaun]

oh god she needs to be ****ing glassed

[smeagol]

sooo vile ive met some chavs before but god this woman she is like a thousand into one,

[Marsh.]

I remember girl's like Helen when I was at school, become really vicious and pathetic after a bit of alcohol it's kind of sad that a 27 year old woman is still that way.

[Jemal]

Toya nommed him actually.

Still proves her point that matthew was sitting down quiet and being led.

[GypsyGoth]

They are bullying poor Helen.

[Ammi]

..Helen's a bit annoyed...

[Johnnyuk123]

well said Christopher!

[Cal.]

Welcome to The Helen Show.

If you are sleeping with Wayne Rooney, stop it now.

[Saph]

this has been a really entertaining series so far

[Bluerang1]

Christopher reminds me of weird kids from school

Randall from Recess

[Ammi]

They are bullying poor Helen.

..bullies..:fist:...

[Doogle]

someone's going to try and assassinate her when she's evicted

[Cal.]

this has been a really entertaining series so far

I agree

[Adamw92]

We need some "Get Helen Out" chants on Friday please :devil:

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen showing us all that we don't need Toya. lol

[Marsh.]

Welcome to The Helen Show.

If you are sleeping with Wayne Rooney, stop it now.

:joker:

[Doogle]

Randall from Recess

bingo!!

[Vanessa]

How boring would that place be without Helen? :laugh:

[smeagol]

well shes got her bin man hat on to match her voice

[Bluerang1]

Why did Christopher wait for Mark to arrive to talk back to Helen??

[Marsh.]

That house would drive me clinically insane.

[reece(:]

Rent a gob and Thugsworth are trending on twitter, oop

[Doogle]

Welcome to The Helen Show.

If you are sleeping with Wayne Rooney, stop it now.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Alf]

They are bullying poor Helen.
You've had too much caffeine

[GypsyGoth]

..bullies..:fist:...

:laugh:

She seems to get out of control with alcohol, I feel sorry for her. It's like she becomes a different person, paranoid and vicious.

[Jake.]

She could end up being the most hated HM in recent years

[Saph]

Dawta T has become the new Mutha

[GypsyGoth]

You've had too much caffeine

:laugh2:

One can never have too much caffeine.

[fitz2k2]

no one cars Christmas!!!

[smeagol]

she wont make the final free pass or not. she will be kicked out or walk.
no way she staying.

[Adamw92]

Please Ashleigh...say SOMETHING to Helen.

[Braden]

Isn't that what she wanted them to bloody do?

[Brother Leon]

"I'm going to smack them"

"No you're not"

:joker:

[smudgie]

Time to revoke that pass..

[Vanessa]

Helen getting warning number ............... :laugh:

[Cal.]

Is it bad that I've just daydreamed about smashing Helen's ****ing face in?

[LaLaLand]

They're showing this warning but not the other 3000?

[Marsh.]

That's exactly what you were doing to Jale you hypocritical cow. :laugh:

[Doogle]

The hate on here for BB13 Caroline was so unwarranted, Helen has made her look like the nicest HM of all time

[Jake.]

A proper warning :love:

[ImBatman]

FINALLY! :)

[Johnnyuk123]

Just got a text from rooney. He said... she was crap in bed.

[Ammi]

:laugh:

She seems to get out of control with alcohol, I feel sorry for her. It's like she becomes a different person, paranoid and vicious.

..people who it effects like that must know though and I always wonder why they still drink anyway..she really does seem to exhaust herself a bit like a baby cries itself to sleep...

[Saph]

I hope she stays long enough for Jenny to enter lol

[fitz2k2]

warning helen

[Adamw92]

Everyone go vote to evict Ash ;)

[Vanessa]

Don't kick her out. :nono:

[Macie Lightfoot]

The hate on here for BB13 Caroline was so unwarranted, Helen has made her look like the nicest HM of all time

No it's not at all? She's a scrump fat basic bitch.

[smeagol]

whats wrong with her more like what is right with her lol nothing

[Kizzy]

Well they know how to push her buttons now.... and they'll do it all the time.

[Vanessa]

I hope she stays long enough for Jenny to enter lol

:hehe:

[Marsh.]

"Big Brother has put a ban on your alcohol consumption..."

[Bluerang1]

I love the Toya and Ashleigh Dynamic Duo :love:

[arista]

Helen


Lays It On The Line

[Kazanne]

Just got a text from rooney. He said... she was crap in bed.

:joker::joker:

[Cal.]

Tbf they can't warn her for this and say if she does it again they'll remove her and at the same time be planning to put her arch rival in a few days later...

[Marsh.]

What will it take for her to be removed? Wasn't it three warnings and you're out?

:joker:

[Shaun]

Tamara was evicted because she was friends with Helen. Not looking good for Ash...

[Doogle]

No it's not at all? She's a scrump fat basic bitch.

looooool no

[smeagol]

No it's not at all? She's a scrump fat basic bitch.


lol

[reece(:]

No it's not at all? She's a scrump fat basic bitch.
:clap1: poison spreader Carol got what she deserved.

[Macie Lightfoot]

looooool no

She is though :joker: a pathetic beta too

[Cal.]

What will it take for her to be removed? Wasn't it three warnings and you're out?

:joker:

It's 3 'formal warnings' now and then other warnings aren't official.

It's a ****ing joke.

[Braden]

Tamara was evicted because she was friends with Helen. Not looking good for Ash...

But Ash is male and good-look so sadly things may be different for him, he's already been cheered on one occasion despite being friends with Helen and acting relatively *****.

[Vanessa]

How many warnings does she have now? :suspect:

[Marsh.]

It's 3 'formal warnings' now and then other warnings aren't official.

It's a ****ing joke.

Other warnings aren't official? :joker:

At this rate, she has to knife someone before they'll go "Hmm, guys, I think we should consider whether it's worth keeping her in".

[Cal.]

Was that Helen on Benefits Britain advert?

[Marsh.]

How many warnings does she have now? :suspect:

A higher number than her client list by now.

[Cal.]

Other warnings aren't official? :joker:

At this rate, she has to knife someone before they'll go "Hmm, guys, I think we should consider whether it's worth keeping her in".

Well the way they make it sound its like unless you're told you have a formal warning it's not a big deal.

[Cal.]

A higher number than her client list by now.

:joker:

[Vanessa]

A higher number than her client list by now.

:laugh:

[MB.]

Tamara was evicted because she was friends with Helen. Not looking good for Ash...

Tamara was evicted because she thought sticking her tongue down somebody she'd met a couple of days beforehand would appeal to the voting public :idc: