Helen and Matthew - I don't get it..

[jet]

That Helen can bully Jale and call her a slug; call Christopher a wasp; get all up in Matthew's face and slag off his body in the most horrible way; say the most cutting and horrible things about people directly to them and behind their backs - yet when Matthew has the cheek to do a watered - down version of the bitch as a direct reaction to their argument some go all soft on Helen as if she doesn't warrant such harsh treatment.

It's as if some people accept Helen is horrible and a bitch but it isn't fine for Matthew to bitch after being at the receiving end of her abuse and her in- his - face threatening behaviour.

BB gave Helen a formal warning for her behavior towards him - yet Matthew is supposed to fade into the background like a little mouse and not say a bad word against her. What happened to the 'entertainment value' lust?

You couldn't make it up.

[Achilles]

Helen bitching comes from the heart. Matthew bitching comes from the head. They are both bitches, but why?

[user104658]

Helen bitching comes from the heart. Matthew bitching comes from the head. They are both bitches, but why?

Helen doesn't have a heart. She's essentially just one giant gaping vagina, which occasionally has a sort of reflexive yawn, and a droning sound pours out that people misinterpret as words because of a psychological phenomenon called "pareidolia" - the process by which the human mind attaches human significance to random stimuli (for example, seeing faces in clouds, or hearing whispers on the wind).

She is technically a "living organism" so I suppose she must have some form of rudimentary respiratory system, but scientists believe that it's more basic and non-circulatory, somewhat like a jellyfish.

There was a documentary about her on Dave+1 last night, it was really quite fascinating.

[jet]

Helen bitching comes from the heart. Matthew bitching comes from the head. They are both bitches, but why?

Are you saying you class Helen and Matthew on the same level in the bitching stakes? :conf:
Helen's bitching comes from being a bitch, full stop. Matthew's bitching comes as a reaction to Helen's bitching.
Helen has bullied and bitched non - stop. Matthew has not. :shocked:

[jet]

Helen doesn't have a heart. She's essentially just one giant gaping vagina, which occasionally has a sort of reflexive yawn, and a droning sound pours out that people misinterpret as words because of a psychological phenomenon called "pareidolia" - the process by which the human mind attaches human significance to random stimuli (for example, seeing faces in clouds, or hearing whispers on the wind).

She is technically a "living organism" so I suppose she must have some form of rudimentary respiratory system, but scientists believe that it's more basic and non-circulatory, somewhat like a jellyfish.

There was a documentary about her on Dave+1 last night, it was really quite fascinating.

Darn you, I've nearly burst my gut laughing :laugh2: :joker:

[Jords]

Completely agree with the OP. Matthew hasnt even touched the levels Helen goes to.

[Rob!]

Helen doesn't have a heart. She's essentially just one giant gaping vagina, which occasionally has a sort of reflexive yawn, and a droning sound pours out that people misinterpret as words because of a psychological phenomenon called "pareidolia" - the process by which the human mind attaches human significance to random stimuli (for example, seeing faces in clouds, or hearing whispers on the wind).

She is technically a "living organism" so I suppose she must have some form of rudimentary respiratory system, but scientists believe that it's more basic and non-circulatory, somewhat like a jellyfish.

There was a documentary about her on Dave+1 last night, it was really quite fascinating.

****ing genius post :joker: :joker: