World's Most Annoying Housemate?

[Anaesthesia]

Not a Big Brother one, mine.

She never provides communal toilet roll.

We cook, she eats, she never cooks.

She never washes up.

She never sweeps or hoovers.

There are only 3 of us!! Can I get a hall pass if I kill her? :(

[Shaun]

Don't cook for her then :fist: How old is she? Maybe get into a habit where you only cook enough for one or two, so it seems less malicious :laugh:

[MB.]

Good old newbies advocating murder

[Anaesthesia]

Good old newbies advocating murder

I might :P

She's 25 ffs!!

[Anaesthesia]

Don't cook for her then :fist: How old is she? Maybe get into a habit where you only cook enough for one or two, so it seems less malicious :laugh:

I'm just too soft :( It's my bf and me, and her. She times everything perfectly, "ooh, that looks so lovely!" just as we are serving, so we say, oh hi, would you like some. Always yes :)

Just feels so awkward to say, yes, it's delicious, but you aren't having any . :(

It's my fault isn't it :(

[Shaun]

:laugh: If you're a bf and gf (or bf and bf, lol, sorry, don't know you yet :p) then I think it might be easier to team up and say "look, could you possibly contribute towards..." than if you were just 3 independent people living together...

Maybe set up a system where there's a kitty / piggy bank for groceries and general stuff you need...

I had similar problems when I was at uni, one housemate always seemed to contribute less, and it was quite awkward really because we'd leave it until we run out of something... dishwasher tablets, loo roll, etc... and then just hide in our rooms until he'd go and get it :laugh:

[eastonb]

no you dont get a hall pass for killing her but you do get one for slapping her

[Anaesthesia]

I've been hiding toilet roll.

And now, lmao, I have just cooked a spectacular chilli and she's just bloody come home saying oooooh!! :facepalm:

[Anaesthesia]

ps, I am a girl :)

[The Human Santapede]

Just cook enough for two and tell the bitch to do one. :)

Next time you are low on toilet roll just ask her if she can grab some on the way home (or text her) saying you are nearly out and haven't a chance to get to shop. Keep doing that and she'll soon get the hint. ;)

[Samm]

Use her clothing as toilet roll if you run out that will teach her

[Marc]

Punch her in the throat when she's eating

[The Human Santapede]

Punch her in the throat when she's eating

Then kick her in the **** when she is trying to use the toilet roll to wipe.

[Anaesthesia]

I love all these suggestions, but now I can't find my guacamole.

[Ammi]

..I think that maybe she's eaten it..:suspect:...

[Anaesthesia]

Ammi, I think you must be right...I just emptied the fridge and it's nowhere to be seen!

I need avocado! :(

[Saph]

Use her clothing as toilet roll if you run out that will teach her

use her vintage chanel

[Natalie.]

cook things she doesn't like

[MB.]

I've changed my stance on murder reading this thread, kill the possibly-avocado-taking swine :fist:

[Anaesthesia]

I need a food stealing super-power detector. Plus a toilet roll meter. Plus a little voice that comes out of me saying what I really think, other than, ooh yes, please have some :(

I hate it sometimes that I have been brought up to be nice :(

[Anaesthesia]

And the guacamole is nowhere!! Maybe I can sleepwalk and kick her in the head.

[Ammi]

..it'll be housemate pie on Tuesday I reckon..:pipe:....she won't find that easy to eat...